You interact with DoTheNeedful via IRC. Commands are sent to the bot either in channel or in private message (/msg DoTheNeedful). The commands that the bot accepts, and what they do, are below.
Parameters in [ ] are required. Parameters in { } are optional.
!seen [username] - Report the last time [username] was seen in the channel.!stats {username} - Show your stats, or if {username} is used, show their stats.!dtn [username] - Do The Needful [username]!topwords {5|10} - With no parameter, show top 3 users by words spoken. Pass {5|10} for more results.!help - Get this help.Parameters in [ ] are required. Parameters in { } are optional.
!addquote/!add [quote] - Add a [quote] to the quotes database.!quote {search} - With no parameter, show a random quote. Parameter can be a specific quote ID, or {search} where a random resulting match is shown.!up/!down [id] - Vote up or down a quote.!topquote/!best - Display the quote with the most upvotes.!bottomquote/!worst - Display the quote with the most downvotes.Parameters in [ ] are required. Parameters in { } are optional.
!dns - Because it is always DNS.!dtn [username] - Do the needful, [username]!ok/!itsok/!makeitok [username] - Messages the [username] a link that will make everything OK.!pray/!letuspray - The Sysadmin Prayer!no/!noo/!nooo/!noooo/!nooooo [username] - Send [username] a dire NOOOO!!