A collection of user-submitted quotes from the #reddit-sysadmin channel on the Libera.Chat IRC Network.
| ID | Upvotes | Downvotes | Quote | Submitted By | Entered on |
| 32 | 49 | 0 | <oxipital> i'm going to start a #sysadmin-newb channel <@killdash9> oxipital: we have that. It's called Discord | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-01 16:24:43 CDT |
| 69 | 31 | 2 | 69 69 69 69 SIX NICE NINE!!!!! | b1 | 2020-10-13 10:13:49 CDT |
| 1 | 21 | 6 | test quote please ignore | mistiry | 2020-07-03 19:27:05 CDT |
| 73 | 19 | 0 | 14:52:08 <+s-d> <Jet> Anyways I’m really going outside and yes Ill most likely have sex. You nerds keep the computer on so I can watch funny memes when I get back home | d1 | 2020-10-15 14:52:40 CDT |
| 103 | 19 | 1 | <Fritzwastaken> Last night I ad a dream where Shrek was turned into a lady ogre and Fionna was asked if she was cool with her and she said "Yea, im a bishreksual" and I woke up crying | JollyRgrs | 2020-11-13 08:40:17 CST |
| 169 | 18 | 1 | <+s-d> <Cousin> I am new here and dont post much. But can these bots fucks off? Like I dont come here to see these bots | xe0n | 2020-12-26 23:13:19 CST |
| 432 | 17 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> a black woman at work today was joking with me and said im so white she gonna start calling me "new word document" | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-15 09:23:35 CDT |
| 13 | 16 | 1 | rpifan> selinux, i thought u stole money and a car from irc | d1 | 2020-07-28 13:16:05 CDT |
| 83 | 16 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> how in the heck do I import passwords from the windows web cred manager to chrome -.- <PublicWiFi> why is windows always garbage | d1 | 2020-11-03 10:51:15 CST |
| 350 | 16 | 2 | <PublicWiFi> I LOVE ANAL | iphone | 2021-07-16 08:59:37 CDT |
| 173 | 16 | 1 | [16:26:11] <+s-d> <Rat> honestly my favorite way of staying secure [16:26:19] <+s-d> <Rat> is renting cheap vms on hosts all over the USA [16:26:34] <+s-d> <Rat> and GREing IPs to my router | b1 | 2020-12-27 16:30:24 CST |
| 225 | 16 | 2 | <xe0n> the meat smell <xe0n> mmMmm | JollyRgrs | 2021-02-03 21:03:44 CST |
| 444 | 14 | 1 | +sd | <Hotmess> i am known to be wrong occasionally | mistiry | 2021-10-04 15:27:56 CDT |
| 242 | 14 | 0 | <xe0n> sfc /scanlater <+s-d_> <Adventure in Computers> It's saying that's an unknown command Xeon. | xe0n | 2021-03-12 00:09:37 CST |
| 38 | 13 | 0 | <m4221> I just do the bare minimum not to get canned | enix | 2020-09-09 00:29:11 CDT |
| 53 | 13 | 0 | <felda> I've been facepalming so much lately I'm gonna start looking like a pug | PublicWiFi | 2020-09-22 09:24:20 CDT |
| 248 | 13 | 0 | <catbeard> only tranny i've blown was in my old Taurus <xe0n> in the backseat catbeard, or was she driving | e1 | 2021-03-23 18:38:42 CDT |
| 256 | 12 | 1 | <Hunterkll> check out my onlyfans <Hunterkll> https://onlyfans.com/hunterkll | b1 | 2021-04-10 00:18:35 CDT |
| 2 | 12 | 2 | <+d1> Yeah fuck those spammers | JollyRgrs | 2020-07-04 01:43:41 CDT |
| 8 | 12 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> niklasye: we wanted to offer help to the special and needy... discord users deserve a chance to hear our vast knowledge :P | mistiry | 2020-07-08 09:45:42 CDT |
| 27 | 12 | 0 | <m4221> xe0n answer my fucking pms <xe0n> nah | xe0n | 2020-08-13 00:41:35 CDT |
| 41 | 12 | 0 | <int0x1C8> cowboy butts drive me nuts | d1 | 2020-09-10 12:18:51 CDT |
| 68 | 12 | 1 | [10:06:47] * d1 farts DomLS3farts.com | b1 | 2020-10-13 10:13:30 CDT |
| 333 | 12 | 0 | <chicken lit tool> How the fuck do I hush this consumer grade UPS <seednode> Scream back at it louder to establish dominance | gibby | 2021-06-29 12:41:55 CDT |
| 919 | 12 | 0 | muppet | I would use discord but I don't like the taste of crayons. | PublicWiFi | 2023-01-31 08:08:55 CST |
| 9 | 11 | 0 | <ekaj> rpifan: what is your 5 year plan? <Fritzwastaken> Prolly his, chin, some lipo, some more botox | mistiry | 2020-07-08 14:14:03 CDT |
| 35 | 11 | 1 | <xe0n> i did get my wetsuit out of the car boot the other day lol <enix> you should probably dry it out <xe0n> it was dry <@d1> so it was a dry suit | xe0n | 2020-09-03 23:29:27 CDT |
| 821 | 11 | 0 | <+sd> <Nerbearr> I am unethical as I sell 0days to 5 eyes <+sd> <Nerbearr> And I am fine with it <ekaj> shut up 4 eyes | JollyRgrs | 2022-09-20 21:09:04 CDT |
| 61 | 11 | 0 | "<PublicWiFi> im the biggest dum dum around" | int0x1C8 | 2020-09-28 14:38:16 CDT |
| 587 | 11 | 0 | <sd> <unorganized account> hey sorry can someone help me i cant find the host when trying to join the irc | <sd> <unorganized account> https://i.imgur.com/syGTf7M.png | Cl0udNinja | 2022-02-02 15:15:05 CST |
| 666 | 11 | 1 | fritzwastaken | Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is six hundred and sixty-six. | fritzwastaken | 2022-04-06 22:27:54 CDT |
| 420 | 11 | 1 | <xe0n> SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!! <gibby> 420 BRAZIE IT | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-09 20:39:25 CDT |
| 182 | 11 | 0 | 17:55:48 <mistiry> sorry this is dictator time, where i sit in my ivory tower and bask in my internet powers while heavy-handedly issuing moderator actions against undeserving users | DrGibby | 2020-12-31 17:57:17 CST |
| 193 | 11 | 0 | <+s-d> <bdenlinger> Working L1 is the equivalent of being a child. You're only worried about the next 5 minutes... <+s-d> <bdenlinger> And no one respects you <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> was that an insult directed at me or was it a statement? | xe0n | 2021-01-07 09:42:00 CST |
| 536 | 10 | 0 | <mistiry> raid = Real Admins Ignore Discord <@TurkeyGibby> mistiry++++++++++++++++++++++++ | xe0n | 2021-11-22 20:24:04 CST |
| 578 | 10 | 0 | <Hunterkll> idiots challenged me to a BJ tournament | xe0n | 2022-01-31 06:29:09 CST |
| 78 | 10 | 1 | 21:23:02 <MikeSpears> pfsense is a great router | d1 | 2020-10-26 21:26:12 CDT |
| 846 | 10 | 0 | <radix0> I've learned I've made a mistake thinking this channel is for anything other than shit posting. | mrghostman | 2022-10-20 09:37:17 CDT |
| 155 | 10 | 0 | <jay-ros> hey m4221, would you mind switching back to irc instead of discord? <jay-ros> I can't get the ignore function to work | xe0n | 2020-12-17 00:03:40 CST |
| 161 | 10 | 0 | <+s-d> <xyz> because there's always dnstrails.com to disclose subdomains and other domains on the ip <+s-d> <sunrunner20> wtf <+s-d> <sunrunner20> how do they find out my subdomains <+s-d> <sunrunner20> I thought those were private to my DNS server | b1 | 2020-12-22 09:42:30 CST |
| 705 | 10 | 1 | <fritzwastaken> "Help me step admin, I was running a cable and got stuck in this rack!" | lancehead | 2022-05-19 05:22:15 CDT |
| 238 | 10 | 0 | [12:06:41] <JollyRgrs> and whatever you do, don't listen to @Hotmess | b1 | 2021-03-06 12:07:47 CST |
| 4 | 9 | 0 | <@DoTheNeedful> Our servers, which art in the colo, hallowed be thy ports. Thy packets come, the needful will be done, on Windows as it is on *nix. Give us this day our daily logfiles, and forgive us our typos as we forgive those who make typos, and lead us not to the cloud but deliver us new hardware, for thine is the system, and the network, and the blinkenlights, ^M | mistiry | 2020-07-04 14:28:03 CDT |
| 7 | 9 | 1 | <+d1> everyone comes for the d | b1 | 2020-07-06 19:19:29 CDT |
| 274 | 9 | 1 | <xe0n> have you tried -force -gitgud | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-05 08:48:24 CDT |
| 64 | 9 | 0 | <+s-d> <SXEPhilFan2007> @derpadmin I can't even find "Xe0n" or "Xeon" mail filter on google | xe0n | 2020-10-09 20:27:52 CDT |
| 581 | 9 | 0 | lanceheadv2 | "Happy new year!" SHUT UP JANICE FROM HR I'M GOING TO SUPLEX YOU DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS | fritzwastaken | 2022-02-01 10:08:58 CST |
| 590 | 9 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> not everything can be solved by fisting Lancehead <SirSceptalot> hm, a comma would have been appropriate there | Lancehead | 2022-02-03 06:48:22 CST |
| 386 | 9 | 0 | rpifan | like this GPO stuff seems to be AD specific | PublicWifi | 2021-08-16 10:12:19 CDT |
| 138 | 9 | 0 | <PublicWifi> i misplaced this little small plastic piece earlier and work and asked my coworker if she's seen a "little white thing" and she asked me if I was talking about my penis | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-03 08:37:12 CST |
| 777 | 8 | 0 | <SirSweatsalot> I'd quote that if i weren't trying to give quote 777 to Cl0udNinja | vinrock | 2022-08-16 08:33:13 CDT |
| 15 | 8 | 0 | <rpifan> i can always improve <d1> improve doesn't mean more Botox | mistiry | 2020-07-29 19:51:05 CDT |
| 275 | 8 | 0 | <xe0n> have you tried -force -gitgud <xe0n> or -verbose -gitgud -force | export-csv "gitgudmaybe.csv" | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-05 08:49:15 CDT |
| 34 | 8 | 0 | <xe0n> you doing exam prep? <+a1> ye <enix> Whats the exam question <+a1> how many dicks can enix's mom fit inside <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-09-03 23:24:09 CDT |
| 49 | 8 | 0 | <+s-d> <mak_of_spades> noob question how do u get bot by ur n ame <mak_of_spades> its cool | xe0n | 2020-09-15 19:00:05 CDT |
| 579 | 8 | 0 | PublicWifi | I could pass a baseball bat through my anus | sintax | 2022-01-31 10:13:51 CST |
| 70 | 8 | 0 | <derpadmin> stop it xe0n, quote 64 gives me a notification and then I think I have friends | xe0n | 2020-10-13 17:30:10 CDT |
| 91 | 8 | 2 | [09:48:06] <JollyRgrs> https://rebecca.blackfriday [09:48:06] <l8> Title: Rebecca Black - Friday | b1 | 2020-11-06 09:48:31 CST |
| 375 | 8 | 0 | <+sd> <> Basically there was a sex in your area ad and i said why not and hit it, i made sure to not enter any sensitivr data but i did keep pressing buttons as well as the link multiple times. It was https but did change into another url which was weird | xe0n | 2021-08-10 21:06:12 CDT |
| 153 | 8 | 0 | [23:45:53] <m4221> JollyRgrs, don't fuck with me this way. all other trolling I will tolerate but this | mistiry | 2020-12-12 23:52:54 CST |
| 746 | 8 | 0 | signofzeta | "We're sorry. We converted your DNS zone to an NFT, and someone else won the auction." | macinsight | 2022-07-05 15:58:52 CDT |
| 495 | 8 | 0 | [12:54:26] <+sd> <Lancehead> i'm into midgets! | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-11-01 07:55:03 CDT |
| 497 | 8 | 0 | <lancehead> I act stupid but I'm not actually yknow <DrZak> u sure? | xe0n | 2021-11-02 06:19:57 CDT |
| 3 | 7 | 0 | <+d1> I would be genuinely sad if I could come up with a valid time where I wasn't doing something other than shitposting | mistiry | 2020-07-04 13:30:30 CDT |
| 260 | 7 | 0 | <Hotmess> dumbshits are dushits | mistiry_ | 2021-04-20 19:42:14 CDT |
| 24 | 7 | 0 | [11.08.2020.13:05:57] <PublicWiFi> why is "Discover Weekly" on Spotify always garbage [11.08.2020.13:06:21] <@d1> maybe because you listen to shit music? [11.08.2020.13:06:31] <PublicWiFi> :( [11.08.2020.13:06:35] <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-08-10 22:07:00 CDT |
| 28 | 7 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> @Telnet trust me, PublicWiFi isnt the only one who goes after c1's mum <PublicWiFi> DomLS3 too <Hunterkll> yea you all shouldn't be so mean to her <Hunterkll> she is a fine upstanding community bicycle <PublicWiFi> lol <fritzwastaken> | with like 4 seats | PublicWiFi | 2020-08-13 09:47:58 CDT |
| 33 | 7 | 1 | @d1 | smoke meth | enix | 2020-09-02 22:42:23 CDT |
| 47 | 7 | 1 | * d1 farts d1farts.com | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-14 12:50:10 CDT |
| 50 | 7 | 0 | <DomLS3> lot of quote spamming going on | Hunterkll | 2020-09-16 15:46:55 CDT |
| 62 | 7 | 0 | JollyRgrs> MikeSpears: yeah, I have an Abnormally Small Needledick. I heard you have an ASN, too! | catbeard | 2020-10-02 01:35:55 CDT |
| 77 | 7 | 0 | <derpadmin> o365 is down <aab_> Not all of 0365 is down <aab_> i can still log in to my management portal <derpadmin> made you check, trolololo <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-10-24 03:19:31 CDT |
| 351 | 7 | 0 | <mistiry> oxipital == IT karen | vinrock | 2021-07-16 11:03:12 CDT |
| 99 | 7 | 0 | <rpifan> i know some plumbing and electrical work <rpifan> well i installed the toilets <rpifan> and the sink <mistiry> he installed them backwards <mistiry> so now you pee in the sink <mistiry> and do the dishes in the toilet | xe0n | 2020-11-09 18:38:23 CST |
| 100 | 7 | 0 | @cryptic1 | I HAVE LOGS! | PublicWiFi | 2020-11-11 11:48:44 CST |
| 110 | 7 | 0 | [12:05:38] <corn266> stupid question. if i buy a domain like `feetpicwarehouse.org`, does that mean i own all sub-domains as well? like `dirty.feetpicwarehouse.org` and `painted.toenails.feetpicwarehouse.org` ? | b1 | 2020-11-18 12:07:59 CST |
| 115 | 7 | 0 | [10:27:24] <+s-d> <xyz> is there a group policy that can enforce a 3090 on the video editors ou? [10:27:59] <+s-d> <xyz> like we don't want to buy a 3090, if we can just do it through group policy [10:29:47] <+s-d> <xyz> I mean can we just apply a GPU through software | b1 | 2020-11-20 10:33:03 CST |
| 628 | 7 | 0 | signofzeta 08:02:55 I'm glad Win11 has rounded corners. My dumbest users were cutting themselves on Win10's sharp corners. | Work-BWMerlin | 2022-03-02 16:04:49 CST |
| 144 | 7 | 0 | [13:00] <teh_f4ll3n> corona266, I prefer balls though | NROL-39 | 2020-12-07 13:00:30 CST |
| 163 | 7 | 1 | 15:43:35 <+s-d> <guemi> Man SSH tunneling might be the most powerful thing Linux has | DrGibby | 2020-12-26 16:11:55 CST |
| 171 | 7 | 0 | [14:39:24] <+s-d> <Rat> i agree that a large portion of IRC users are much more inclined and intelligent | b1 | 2020-12-27 14:39:53 CST |
| 685 | 7 | 12 | <PublicWiFi> IM SO BLOATY WOATY FROM ALL OF DADDIES CUMMY WUMMIES | SirSceptalot | 2022-04-21 08:20:35 CDT |
| 443 | 7 | 1 | <SpookyGibby> 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-01 18:30:04 CDT |
| 699 | 7 | 0 | +sd | <mitchy93> Me and my family take our thongs off once we get to the sand | mistiry | 2022-05-11 07:39:54 CDT |
| 188 | 7 | 0 | [12:44:22] <+s-d> <Rat> why are you paying 2 cents for your hookers? [12:44:34] <ekaj> that's all your mom charges [12:44:46] <+s-d> <Rat> my mom's a guy [12:44:54] <ekaj> that explain a lot.. [12:44:57] <tsarbomba> that's why the charge is only 2c | mistiry | 2021-01-04 12:47:18 CST |
| 700 | 7 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> Dutch isn't a real language | <gibby> bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork | JollyRgrs | 2022-05-11 07:54:15 CDT |
| 467 | 7 | 0 | <+sd> <Gene> my wife is from highschool, she's still pretty damned cute. <xe0n> high school sweethearts ayyy <shakygator> are you going to her prom | xe0n | 2021-10-20 18:00:57 CDT |
| 500 | 7 | 0 | <@GobbleGibby> urinal cakes are delicious | lancehead | 2021-11-02 08:57:10 CDT |
| 512 | 6 | 0 | <@TurkeyGibby> Have you tried getting good? | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-07 13:26:10 CST |
| 6 | 6 | 0 | <StrongBad> Your farts are a weapon of mass destruction | macinsight | 2020-07-04 14:47:52 CDT |
| 12 | 6 | 0 | selinux> so 3 months into voice acting selinux> i booked a national tv ad selinux> i cried over it | d1 | 2020-07-28 13:03:55 CDT |
| 18 | 6 | 0 | [04.08.2020.11:05:36] <+s-d> <JohnPrem> I dislike discord ever since i found out the majority of staff were furries | xe0n | 2020-08-03 20:05:55 CDT |
| 19 | 6 | 0 | [04.08.2020.16:52:35] <Motion> yeah, thanks ill fetch the call. Btw; u know whats their telnet-port? [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <Hunterkll> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <xe0n> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:44] <Motion> thx [04.08.2020.16:52:54] <Hunterkll> xe0n, great minds... ;) | xe0n | 2020-08-04 01:53:20 CDT |
| 540 | 6 | 0 | lancehead | god my ass hurts <> SirSceptalot | lancehead, I hope the other guy is happy at least | PublicWiFi | 2021-11-30 07:59:39 CST |
| 798 | 6 | 0 | <nobyk> How are you so wise in the ways of deception? <fritzistable> Ive been a table now for 2 months and no one has noticed | nobyk | 2022-09-02 16:27:47 CDT |
| 290 | 6 | 1 | → dragonfleas joined <rpifan> did you come to pay back the car you stole from irc? dragonfleas | GIBBY | 2021-05-18 11:25:06 CDT |
| 553 | 6 | 0 | <vinrock> | jesus christ i just realized the proper way to pronounce nginx <vinrock> | i been calling it N jinx | SantasWiFi | 2021-12-10 13:51:22 CST |
| 810 | 6 | 0 | <Jay-Ros> Nerbearr not sure why you're challenging Hunterkll, he gave Allan Turing his first rusty trombone | mistiry | 2022-09-15 23:02:06 CDT |
| 300 | 6 | 0 | <gibby> (f) Please, if you have not, join libera.chat, and 1) https://temp-mail.org/ 2) /msg nickserv set email <new address> 3) /msg NickServ SET PASSWORD G0FuckY0urS3lfFN! 4) /msg nickserv drop username. See everyone on the other side | if you still have a client here on freenode, please /disconnect the server or /part the channel | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-26 12:54:47 CDT |
| 45 | 6 | 0 | <@d1> I hear gateway laptops are good <locknet> d1, I didn't hear it before <xe0n> how old are you? <locknet> xe0n, 22 bro <xe0n> yep | xe0n | 2020-09-14 00:44:47 CDT |
| 302 | 6 | 0 | [23:15:14] <JollyRgrs> i was wanting to make the switch to opnsense... this just kinda rushed things... kinda like how rasengan did for the switch to libera | mistiry | 2021-05-26 23:20:02 CDT |
| 561 | 6 | 0 | 01:58:55 cryptic1 (~cryptic1@user/cryptic1) has quit (K-Lined) | mistiry | 2021-12-21 20:08:23 CST |
| 76 | 6 | 0 | <Patrick> clearly my baby batter wasn't wanted fritzwastaken <misspwn_> perhaps your baby batter has too much gluten, and we're tryin to avoid getting autism | xe0n | 2020-10-21 21:22:38 CDT |
| 108 | 6 | 0 | <yuken> I asked hunterkill if I looked andogrynous since he likes them traps. <JollyRgrs> so you're hitting on Hunterkll ? <JollyRgrs> geez man | xe0n | 2020-11-17 00:46:40 CST |
| 620 | 6 | 0 | <PublicWifi> i need it inside me | SirSceptalot | 2022-02-25 08:00:37 CST |
| 112 | 6 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> DOMF: you can put bananas in your ass and pretend youre jerry seinfeld, idgaf :D | JollyRgrs | 2020-11-19 12:59:27 CST |
| 127 | 6 | 0 | [00:14:54] <+s-d> <Jet> i just wanna have some friends [00:15:15] <xe0n> it's hard to be friends with someone who uses discord [00:15:54] <misspwn> but you're on discord [00:16:04] <xe0n> ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | mistiry | 2020-11-27 00:19:42 CST |
| 643 | 6 | 0 | <+sd> <Gene> hotmess is an idiot and needs blocked by all users here | DrGibby | 2022-03-21 08:41:34 CDT |
| 647 | 6 | 0 | signofzeta | We have a Discord bridge for IRC commands. Press Alt+F4 to activate it. | mistiryWifi | 2022-03-23 16:30:34 CDT |
| 917 | 6 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> sorry you were right mistiry I'm stupid | csws | 2023-01-23 10:27:45 CST |
| 409 | 6 | 1 | iphone | im a furry | PublicWiFi | 2021-09-03 12:12:22 CDT |
| 668 | 6 | 5 | <Hunterkll> daddy iws going tuwu deny uwu cummies if uwu keep thiws up | CableNinja | 2022-04-08 02:26:15 CDT |
| 159 | 6 | 0 | <estranger> my kidneys turned into little pebble bags <breenisgreen> your dick must look like one of those windsocks at an airport... | PublicWiFi | 2020-12-18 09:13:59 CST |
| 160 | 6 | 1 | 20:12:57 <corona266> my 60 yr old mom got hot | SantaGibby | 2020-12-21 20:28:43 CST |
| 675 | 6 | 0 | PublicWiFi | im a little bit retarded | sintax | 2022-04-13 10:06:11 CDT |
| 437 | 6 | 0 | <+sd> <Mantisek> this might be too advanced of a question for this server <Hunterkll> it's okay <Hunterkll> you have IRC support as well | xe0n | 2021-09-22 06:44:11 CDT |
| 698 | 6 | 0 | <lancehead> OH SHIT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SLAP SOMEONE'S BALD HEAD DURING SEX | <lancehead> PLEASE DO NOT QUOTE THAT | JollyRgrs | 2022-05-10 08:22:02 CDT |
| 956 | 6 | 0 | teh_f4ll3n | yeah, free my hole | mrghostman | 2023-03-07 07:42:02 CST |
| 192 | 6 | 0 | 09:18 <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> grumple, I don't use vlans, I use multiple subnets with a MAC address prefix ruleset | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-06 08:20:11 CST |
| 713 | 6 | 0 | <vinrock> ill neve give up on schlong | int0x1C8 | 2022-06-06 11:49:04 CDT |
| 202 | 6 | 0 | <technonerd> Did steam just shit itself? <d1> no but I did | enix | 2021-01-13 21:49:33 CST |
| 215 | 6 | 0 | jay-ros> I'd include the discord users in that comment, but I picture most of them as the people who piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms | jimender2 | 2021-01-26 22:22:32 CST |
| 217 | 6 | 0 | [09:20:31] <+s-d> <waiting for you> If I was to download something from Linus.. Should I go with Linux or Ubuntu? | mistiry | 2021-01-27 09:21:18 CST |
| 478 | 6 | 0 | <mikespears> 3:40 PM <Hunterkll> especially when you keep jizzing in your sisters panties | <mikespears> Wtf | <cryptic1> wtf have I returned to | <cryptic1> nope nope nope | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-26 14:44:27 CDT |
| 482 | 6 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> so their balls would rest anywhere from my chin to the top of my head | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-27 08:57:44 CDT |
| 488 | 6 | 0 | <+sd> <sysadmin> I don't like the quoting system, they make fun of people | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-28 18:45:12 CDT |
| 239 | 6 | 0 | <+catbeard> hi misspwn <JollyRgrs> catbeard: if you gon' be simpin', you gotta start buying things off her amazon wish list | xe0n | 2021-03-06 23:09:09 CST |
| 240 | 6 | 1 | <+e1> why have abs when you can have kebabs | xe0n | 2021-03-08 21:05:47 CST |
| 775 | 5 | 0 | <Cl0udNinja> OH SHIT YOU CAN BAN DISCORD USERS?1 <Cl0udNinja> DO MORE DO MORE! | SirSceptalot | 2022-08-15 01:19:12 CDT |
| 525 | 5 | 5 | <Oliber> sir! they've jammed us.. it's strawberry | lancehead | 2021-11-16 08:01:41 CST |
| 17 | 5 | 0 | [04.08.2020.10:57:40] <PublicWiFi> my dad is never over until I put my foot in my mouth at least once lol [04.08.2020.10:57:42] <PublicWiFi> day* [04.08.2020.10:57:46] <PublicWiFi> god damn, dad on the brain | xe0n | 2020-08-03 19:58:15 CDT |
| 295 | 5 | 1 | <enix> I just let my dog lick it clean for me | jay-ros | 2021-05-25 00:27:33 CDT |
| 46 | 5 | 0 | <Motion> btw; anybody got a recommendation for a digital assesment management system? <xe0n> digital assesment management system...that's just a bunch of words put together <MaccasWiFi> those are just a bunch of words together <MaccasWiFi> LOL YES | xe0n | 2020-09-14 08:08:45 CDT |
| 48 | 5 | 0 | <rpifan> im really low on money <fritzwastaken> DIdnt you just get Botox like 2 weeks ago? <rpifan> yes but this month i got paid 200 euro extra <rpifan> and thas what botox costs | xe0n | 2020-09-15 07:39:19 CDT |
| 566 | 5 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> vinrock: thats one of the reasons I love banging white girls, they all look like family | Cl0udNinja | 2022-01-10 14:24:20 CST |
| 826 | 5 | 0 | <fritzistable> so I am like a walmart greeter of agression <CableNinja> WELCOME TO WALMART, GET FUKT NERD | fritzistable | 2022-09-28 03:39:41 CDT |
| 315 | 5 | 0 | <enix> Damn, xe0n they filled that job early. <JollyRgrs> s/that job/crytic1's mom <layer8> enix meant: "Damn, xe0n they filled cryptic1's mom early" | enix | 2021-06-07 20:47:08 CDT |
| 66 | 5 | 1 | * Work-BWMerlin_ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds) <xe0n> <waits for Work-BWMerlin to come in and say work internetz is borked> <Work-BWMerlin_> Another day, another issue with ubiquiti | xe0n | 2020-10-12 19:29:15 CDT |
| 332 | 5 | 0 | <@killdash9> it's one of those drugs that works on people and humans | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-06-28 10:53:56 CDT |
| 86 | 5 | 0 | <Patrick> big dicks, small dicks, jizz dicks.- I sucked em all | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:00:39 CST |
| 344 | 5 | 0 | <signofzeta> We designed our networks to be perfect. They only malfunction when users get involved. | CableNinja | 2021-07-08 13:30:51 CDT |
| 89 | 5 | 0 | <Patrick> fuck.... I have physical therapy tomorrow too <Patrick> $10 to the first person that drives a semi through my kitchen and kills me <catbeard> really most anyone here will do that for free | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:38:23 CST |
| 93 | 5 | 2 | b1 | Even though this is not a democracy. | PublicWiFi | 2020-11-06 12:28:56 CST |
| 607 | 5 | 0 | <lancehead> Did not expect to end up sexualizing smurfs at work 15 minutes before going into a very serious meeting when I woke up this morning | JollyRgrs | 2022-02-16 07:52:51 CST |
| 97 | 5 | 0 | < Patrick> seriously hate this quote system. | nobyk | 2020-11-09 14:02:58 CST |
| 98 | 5 | 0 | <mistiry> Senior Executive Director or Helpdesk Engineering <mistiry> s/or/of <l8> mistiry meant: "Seniof Executive Directof of Helpdesk Engineering" <@cryptic1> SENIOF | xe0n | 2020-11-09 17:32:33 CST |
| 354 | 5 | 0 | <xe0n> dont say i dont ever provide anything of value, except my jokes | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-21 23:28:31 CDT |
| 361 | 5 | 0 | <sd> <telgareith> then you try to have sex with the shift key at the login screen | riff-IRC | 2021-07-31 02:07:16 CDT |
| 875 | 5 | 0 | <Phorcys[m]> dude everytime I look at this chat it's about cumrags | fritzistable | 2022-11-16 02:41:10 CST |
| 366 | 5 | 0 | <@JollyRgrs> hey A-KO, got that headlight fluid changed yet? <+xe0n> his waiting on the side of the road for a new johnson rod <rpifan> whats a johnson rod <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: of all ppl, you should know | xe0n | 2021-08-04 18:41:53 CDT |
| 886 | 5 | 0 | Lancehead | thanks for the help teh_f4ll3n , turns out the issue was me being a retard like usual | PublicWiFi | 2022-11-30 08:22:07 CST |
| 634 | 5 | 1 | <rpifan> with azure you need an up detector lol | DrGibby | 2022-03-08 13:33:24 CST |
| 124 | 5 | 0 | <Hobadee> xe0n, NAT is a natural firewall and we don't care about internal security much | xe0n | 2020-11-25 17:28:17 CST |
| 645 | 5 | 0 | vinrock | i bet you could boil a jar and stick it against your butt to extract a fresh, unblemished fart | PublicWiFi | 2022-03-23 08:25:40 CDT |
| 901 | 5 | 0 | <Lancehead> this course guy rolls his R's when he says "penetration" and it's getting me a little horny | monr0e | 2023-01-06 07:04:43 CST |
| 146 | 5 | 0 | <xyz> got half an inch here | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-09 13:57:34 CST |
| 148 | 5 | 2 | <+s-d> <ltl> I mean ... Microsoft Google apple all have user data in their companies <+s-d> <ltl> Microsoft gets hacked, so does google. Much harder to hack Linux bcuz of many distros | xe0n | 2020-12-11 00:10:03 CST |
| 404 | 5 | 0 | <sd> <Colour> Pshh I'm a Windows admin and discord user I'm not smart enough for that | Cl0udNinja | 2021-08-31 10:40:04 CDT |
| 149 | 5 | 0 | <+s-d> <Core Dream Studios> is it ok to put my pp on the floor? i am literally out of desk space now and i cant a biggest desk atm | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-12 00:14:46 CST |
| 408 | 5 | 0 | <signalblu> MOLEX to SATA is the Rolex of data | iphone | 2021-09-02 13:23:22 CDT |
| 412 | 5 | 0 | <Roca> ANything to keep in mind when setting up a GMSA for the first time? <corn266> bob and vagene <signalblue> corn266: are you perpetually annoying or something? <corn266> yep :) | gibby | 2021-09-05 20:07:34 CDT |
| 927 | 5 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> inquprising: nah, it's that glisten of leftover cum on the corner of your mouth that has them giving you strange looks. next time clean up after your trick | Cl0udNinja | 2023-02-07 14:42:21 CST |
| 943 | 5 | 0 | * JollyRgrs holds a slice of bread in each hand and holds it to the monitor <JollyRgrs> "WHAT ARE YOU?" | fritzistable | 2023-02-17 09:32:25 CST |
| 177 | 5 | 0 | <mistiry> !quote 176 <+s-d> <Hotmess> you know that pings me every time you quote that right | xe0n | 2020-12-30 10:14:40 CST |
| 701 | 5 | 0 | <+sd> <voyager2cheesesticks> @PublicWiFi Have you considered not dying due to a text editor? Seems a bit dramatic. You sound an awful lot like that Yukk kid, very very dramatic | JollyRgrs | 2022-05-12 09:15:18 CDT |
| 453 | 5 | 0 | <xe0n> context is amazing | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-14 01:58:27 CDT |
| 200 | 5 | 0 | <s-d> <Hotmess> sure cause we are all keyboard warriors here who could claim we are all special forces. however ive had about 10 years ish of training. and the real issue is. there is a limit to how far your training will take you. which is why phyiscal hand to hand should always be a last resort | Hunterkll | 2021-01-13 11:32:10 CST |
| 460 | 5 | 0 | <baguettes> i record gibby farts for a living and i make 90k a year | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-18 10:28:48 CDT |
| 214 | 5 | 0 | <MikeSpears> Gotta love idiots | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-26 11:05:07 CST |
| 471 | 5 | 0 | <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> lemme smell your asses | xe0n | 2021-10-21 07:26:18 CDT |
| 472 | 5 | 0 | <Phasey> PublicWifi: when will world war 3 start <PublicWifi> @Phasey when your mom stops blowing the world leaders <PublicWifi> your mom is single mouthedly keeping the peace <Phasey> true 😦 | csws | 2021-10-22 09:17:20 CDT |
| 475 | 5 | 0 | <𖤐𖤐𖤐Best Regards𖤐𖤐𖤐> LTT is a great resource to learn basic sysadmin chops <𖤐𖤐𖤐Best Regards𖤐𖤐𖤐> I learned most of what I know from LTT <JollyRgrs> ... lol <JollyRgrs> says the discord user | Work-BWMerlin | 2021-10-24 19:21:13 CDT |
| 231 | 5 | 0 | <nullrend> need to replace the fan on my T60 <nobyk> The T-60 scout tank was a light tank produced by the Soviet Union from 1941 to 1942. <nobyk> What kind of milage do you get out of it? <a1> about nein | xe0n | 2021-02-15 01:02:05 CST |
| 489 | 5 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> fucking dicord users are dumb as shit | csws | 2021-10-29 08:32:12 CDT |
| 745 | 5 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> i wonder if @clups is upset he keeps getting @'ed in here | xe0n | 2022-07-05 00:26:31 CDT |
| 508 | 5 | 1 | <xe0n> okay im out <PublicWiFi> :D <xe0n> :D <xe0n> shutup maccas <xe0n> :D <PublicWiFi> :( | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-04 09:15:55 CDT |
| 257 | 4 | 0 | <APottedPlant> sometimes you gotta piss with the cock ya got lol | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-04-13 11:33:00 CDT |
| 772 | 4 | 0 | <Cl0udNinja> cummy pebbles! | fritzistable | 2022-08-10 04:16:51 CDT |
| 518 | 4 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> #reddit-sysadmin discovering discord idiots one day at a time | CableNinja | 2021-11-11 17:53:23 CST |
| 1032 | 4 | 0 | 14:47 <JollyRgrs> so why don't you just get your head out of your fucking ass and take a deep breath and chill | mistiry | 2023-06-14 09:49:39 CDT |
| 265 | 4 | 0 | <+shakygator> what range are marksmanship tests conducted at <d1> usually a firing range | b1 | 2021-04-26 16:58:07 CDT |
| 11 | 4 | 0 | [26.07.2020.00:35:05] <Rootsudo> wow my body is becoming a chat [26.07.2020.00:35:06] <Rootsudo> chad [26.07.2020.00:35:14] <Rootsudo> I can't even process the sentence right, it's so foreign to me | xe0n | 2020-07-25 10:02:29 CDT |
| 782 | 4 | 0 | <enix> i wonder what an elf penis looks like | Cl0udNinja | 2022-08-21 03:49:44 CDT |
| 271 | 4 | 0 | <rpifan> irc is the one true internet chat protocol <rpifan> it was ordained by god <rpifan> on the 8th day god said let there be irc, and there was irc | xe0n | 2021-05-04 19:00:46 CDT |
| 783 | 4 | 0 | <vinrock> legit 15 year old cutie | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-08-22 08:45:55 CDT |
| 16 | 4 | 0 | [01.08.2020.00:42:53] <PublicWiFi> so either your one site has a crazy wan pipe or you have a bunch of small sites [01.08.2020.00:43:00] <PublicWiFi> 100% traffic* [01.08.2020.00:43:22] <xe0n> maccas your ass takes a crazy wan pipe [01.08.2020.00:43:33] <+d1> s/wan/man [01.08.2020.00:43:40] <PublicWiFi> egress only [01.08.2020.00:43:46] <+d1> suuuuuuuuuuuuure | xe0n | 2020-07-31 09:44:16 CDT |
| 1043 | 4 | 0 | <PattyCakes> just shit in my mouth sintax | inquprising | 2023-06-23 08:37:08 CDT |
| 532 | 4 | 0 | <sintax> fritzwastaken: at least it will be quiet and you can poke around with little to no supervision <PublicWiFi> sintax: sounds like my first sexual experience | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-18 08:36:57 CST |
| 288 | 4 | 0 | <Oliber> what is an azure? does it smell like toast? i can smell toast | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-18 10:00:41 CDT |
| 37 | 4 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> d1: dude, i was v. impressed at how firm it was, like a new hole! | fritzwastaken | 2020-09-08 08:23:57 CDT |
| 549 | 4 | 0 | <iphone> I boosted a discord server 14 times because I'm regarded | <SantasWiFi> regarded xDD | <@killdash9> regarded as a moron? | JollyRgrs | 2021-12-09 16:21:17 CST |
| 808 | 4 | 1 | <Hunterkll> I'm going tuwu give uwu a cowumbian neck tie awnd skuwwfuck youw eye sockets untiw uwu'we nothing mowe than tattewed wemains of shwedded meat. | Cl0udNinja | 2022-09-13 15:52:52 CDT |
| 811 | 4 | 0 | <Cl0udNinja> I swear to fuck im gonna find you and shake you like you arent supposed to shake a baby | Gibby | 2022-09-16 00:27:40 CDT |
| 301 | 4 | 0 | <bloody> freenodecom (freenode): This channel has been reopened with respect to the communities and new users. The topic is in violation of freenode policy: https://freenode.net/policies | enix | 2021-05-26 18:02:40 CDT |
| 563 | 4 | 1 | <lancehead> I am, in fact, a fucking idiot | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-01-04 04:03:34 CST |
| 308 | 4 | 2 | <xe0n> !quote | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-06-01 10:29:09 CDT |
| 312 | 4 | 0 | <Hunterkll> OVH is cool though <Hunterkll> they watercool everything <JollyRgrs> some things they thought they'd go the opposite way and fire cool it all <JollyRgrs> didn't turn out so well | xe0n | 2021-06-04 02:19:14 CDT |
| 324 | 4 | 0 | <Hunterkll> Ima fuckin jizz in your eyes <Hunterkll> that shit burns | csws | 2021-06-17 00:48:47 CDT |
| 328 | 4 | 0 | <+sd> <donron> What ports (forwardings) are mandatory to get S2S and P2S working? <estranger> which vpn protocols you using <teh_f4ll3n> cryptic1's mom <+sd> <J4Y> Lmao | xe0n | 2021-06-22 06:48:51 CDT |
| 588 | 4 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> I tried securing my IP connection using the RAID VPN Shadowlegends | Cl0udNinja | 2022-02-02 22:16:32 CST |
| 844 | 4 | 0 | <PublicWifi> jk you have a nice peen | SpookyGibby | 2022-10-19 08:18:30 CDT |
| 848 | 4 | 0 | <PublicWifi> ill pay you in penis | fritzistable | 2022-10-21 09:19:39 CDT |
| 599 | 4 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> [all in all, we here at #reddit-sysadmin would advise against taking your blow-up doll on a spacewalk] | monr0e | 2022-02-11 06:22:02 CST |
| 605 | 4 | 1 | <sd> <Mitchy93> Oi sysadmin, where can I submit a change order to create an ADHD/autism/Asperger's/mental health sub channel? <sd> <Virtual-Potato> I'd say the closest thing is #ranting | CableNinja | 2022-02-14 01:09:26 CST |
| 611 | 4 | 0 | <vinrock> i remmeber the first time i went to california as a kid | <+sd> <NinjaStyle> did u get cancer | JollyRgrs | 2022-02-16 11:54:23 CST |
| 613 | 4 | 0 | PattyCakes | SO I'M THE RETARD | fritzwastaken | 2022-02-18 08:03:23 CST |
| 874 | 4 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> | c1s mom is a proxy <JollyRgrs> | no, she's a LOAD balancer | PublicWiFi | 2022-11-14 10:46:22 CST |
| 622 | 4 | 0 | <PublicWifi> its ony like 1.5 inches long | JollyRgrs | 2022-02-25 10:06:21 CST |
| 878 | 4 | 1 | [vinrock] oh if i had kids id beat the shit out of them | monrud0lph | 2022-11-17 10:39:13 CST |
| 633 | 4 | 0 | <Jay-Ros> When I was on a work trip in HK I met a girl from Manchester who seemed like she had a whole bunch of cultures in her.... at one point or another | root | 2022-03-04 06:52:23 CST |
| 122 | 4 | 0 | 18:19:53 <CoJaBo> I need to convert a metric fricktonne of documents from EXE format into PDF, so they can be used on the new computers | TurkeyGibby | 2020-11-24 18:35:34 CST |
| 379 | 4 | 1 | quote <felda> fritz I use opnsense now | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-12 08:38:53 CDT |
| 382 | 4 | 1 | @gibby | I talked about you in our standup today, JollyRgrs JollyRgrs | gibby: orly? what about? @gibby | The fact you were playing Rocket League @gibby | I was talking about is being slow and using time effectively | mistiry | 2021-08-12 10:37:54 CDT |
| 390 | 4 | 0 | <Joe-Developer> I want more anal quotes to upvote | Hobadee | 2021-08-19 10:42:10 CDT |
| 646 | 4 | 0 | <sintax> being one of the girls finally worked out. i got ice cream | int0x1C8 | 2022-03-23 12:49:27 CDT |
| 902 | 4 | 0 | inquprising | if you sneeze and fart at the same time your body takes a screenshot | PublicWiFi | 2023-01-06 08:18:19 CST |
| 135 | 4 | 1 | <jay-ros> abakedapplepie - if it's cloudy, you might want to get your uric acid levels tested at a doctor <jay-ros> long term you could end up with kidney stones <signofzeta> Yeah, don't mess with kidney stones. I saw that episode of Seinfeld. | xe0n | 2020-12-01 20:53:16 CST |
| 139 | 4 | 0 | fritzwastaken | Im not helpful, just an ass | PublicWifi | 2020-12-03 09:04:45 CST |
| 908 | 4 | 0 | <J4Y> I'm going to take the enix take on this one and say set fire to the switches and call gibby beautiful | fritzisdragon | 2023-01-11 17:19:06 CST |
| 142 | 4 | 2 | [mistory] something happened | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-07 12:15:23 CST |
| 398 | 4 | 0 | <yuken> @Hunterkll My brain is so smooth, your insults simply slide off. | Cl0udNinja | 2021-08-26 16:26:38 CDT |
| 656 | 4 | 0 | <monr0e> | you realise if you want to browse through the quotes there's a website for that? <teh_f4ll3n> | lazy | PublicWiFi | 2022-03-30 09:44:53 CDT |
| 147 | 4 | 0 | <+s-d> <ltl> I think Gentoo can handle that share of market that CentOS was having until they announced it's death | xe0n | 2020-12-10 21:47:00 CST |
| 156 | 4 | 0 | <Hotmess> there is no such thing as a dumb question | ekaj | 2020-12-17 00:16:41 CST |
| 414 | 4 | 0 | signofzeta | this just in: orgasms are pretty great. film at eleven. | sintax | 2021-09-08 14:52:42 CDT |
| 670 | 4 | 0 | <lancehead> I just inhaled my chewing gum | SirSceptalot | 2022-04-08 07:17:08 CDT |
| 926 | 4 | 0 | <inquprising> I watched broke back mountain last night someone told me it was a comedy <inquprising> it’s not a comedy | SirSceptalot | 2023-02-07 08:44:42 CST |
| 673 | 4 | 0 | PattyCakes> You clearly haven't lived enough life if there's not a single point in adulthood you have shit your pants | SlaveGeek334269 | 2022-04-13 08:19:45 CDT |
| 418 | 4 | 0 | <Telgareith> xe0n: It's not a toy. It'll be my primary storage. I take my storage more seriously than a lot of businesses | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-09 20:20:03 CDT |
| 677 | 4 | 0 | <yuken> | PublicWiFi, how do I stop shaking in my chair with anxiety? I've got a flight on the 16th for a date. <JollyRgrs> | yuken: excited to see your first penis from the internet IRL? | Hunterkll | 2022-04-14 08:06:53 CDT |
| 167 | 4 | 3 | 22:32:05 <+s-d> <Hotmess> Name Id Version Match 22:32:10 <+s-d> <Hotmess> Fedora Remix for WSL whitewaterfoundry.fedora-remix-for-wsl 31.5.0.0 Tag: wsl 22:32:56 <JollyRgrs> you trust "white water foundry"? 22:33:22 <+s-d> <Hotmess> i mean personaly id be more suspisous of kali 22:34:34 <+s-d> <Hotmess> for most ppl that it exists. but would be | DrGibby | 2020-12-26 22:42:29 CST |
| 435 | 4 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> cryptic1's mom is like the first slice of bread in the bag <PublicWiFi> everyone touches her, but no one really wants her | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-20 09:33:05 CDT |
| 436 | 4 | 0 | <+sd> <Button Pusher 3000> yay firewall problems at 2am... <@JollyRgrs> stop making changes at 1am | xe0n | 2021-09-22 02:37:29 CDT |
| 692 | 4 | 0 | <CableNinja> that tiny hole isnt gonna do shit <SirSceptalot> title of your sex tape | lancehead | 2022-05-03 02:54:57 CDT |
| 438 | 4 | 0 | <xe0n> RL is gold tier gaming | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-22 23:50:35 CDT |
| 439 | 4 | 0 | <Hunterkll> Microsoft Endpoint CUm Manager | dragonfleas | 2021-09-23 02:57:01 CDT |
| 696 | 4 | 0 | <UForgotten> and some jackwagon already registerd my nick on nickserv LITERALLY after I signed into freenode this morning | JollyRgrs | 2022-05-09 14:41:30 CDT |
| 953 | 4 | 0 | <DomLS3> you give off placenta eating weeb vibes | fritzGPT | 2023-03-01 10:18:31 CST |
| 447 | 4 | 0 | <iphone> I tried to add it to my nick, but libera says that's an errogenous nick | Cl0udNinja | 2021-10-06 12:57:29 CDT |
| 198 | 4 | 0 | <xe0n> i usually go down to the local cafe, chat up the chicks, get over charged for coffee | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-01-13 07:46:40 CST |
| 978 | 4 | 0 | <+PattyCakes> ain't nothing wrong with a dick in your mouth sometimes. | JollyRgrs | 2023-03-31 09:28:25 CDT |
| 986 | 4 | 0 | <bdenlinger> What if I hate the gym, fitness, and sex? What lifestyle would fit me? <hxcsp> something in information technology i would assume | signofzeta | 2023-04-04 16:07:45 CDT |
| 732 | 4 | 0 | PublicWiFi | how long until MS tries to rebrand "surfing the web" to "edging" just to promote edge? | fritzwastaken | 2022-06-23 08:16:45 CDT |
| 226 | 4 | 0 | <mistiry> speaking of sudo bug <mistiry> we ever get that PoC? <mistiry> @Rat plz confirm | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-05 11:10:11 CST |
| 229 | 4 | 0 | <+a2> you know what I miss? <jay-ros> men? | xe0n | 2021-02-11 19:05:50 CST |
| 741 | 4 | 0 | <sd> <Jay-Ros> I got stabbed in the butt today | SirSceptalot | 2022-07-01 08:26:29 CDT |
| 234 | 4 | 0 | < APottedPlant> yall know that feeling when you have to poo really bad < APottedPlant> so you run to the bathroom, and as youre pulling your pants down and bending over you toot a little cause you're turtling < APottedPlant> then you sit down and your nose is in the exact spot you just tooted | nobyk | 2021-02-25 09:18:08 CST |
| 749 | 4 | 0 | <sysadminalt666> ya know what sucks <Cl0udNinja> UR MOM EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT | e1 | 2022-07-12 18:45:38 CDT |
| 1009 | 4 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> I BLOW | JollyRgrs | 2023-05-08 08:23:00 CDT |
| 501 | 4 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> don't listen to Activ8, you'll get toner all over your dick | lancehead | 2021-11-02 09:32:31 CDT |
| 1025 | 3 | 0 | <alazare619> ai powered amazon prime sex robot when? | <PublicWiFi> s/ai/chatgpt | <+layer8> alazare619 meant: "chatgpt powered amazon prime sex robot when?" | <PublicWiFi> I want it to be confidently wrong when it tells me it loves me | JollyRgrs | 2023-06-01 09:21:08 CDT |
| 264 | 3 | 1 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> I think I'm gonna get myself a helmet though, since I'll be using them to get around downtown a lot <JollyRgrs> ah, you're gonna start riding the short bus? | JollyRgrs | 2021-04-25 22:40:17 CDT |
| 776 | 3 | 2 | <muppet_> My wife loves her hamachi | Lancehead | 2022-08-16 07:25:14 CDT |
| 10 | 3 | 0 | <Hunterkll> c1, oh no, i had to speak to my PISA handler in japan <Hunterkll> er i mean <Hunterkll> www.google.com/search?q=how+to+delete+irc+comment | b1 | 2020-07-10 18:05:57 CDT |
| 14 | 3 | 1 | >ekaj I'm planning on hunting down dragonfleas from his dox and licking his feet | selinux | 2020-07-28 13:28:42 CDT |
| 1038 | 3 | 0 | <cryptic1> back <fruity_tomato> wb <cryptic1> to <cryptic1> work | SirSceptalot | 2023-06-21 07:59:27 CDT |
| 272 | 3 | 0 | * csws runs Get-Date <JollyRgrs> csws: you know that's the calendar date... powershell can't get you a woman | xe0n | 2021-05-05 00:59:18 CDT |
| 20 | 3 | 0 | estranger | college was the craziest six weeks of my life | PublicWiFi | 2020-08-05 13:53:12 CDT |
| 21 | 3 | 2 | [07.08.2020.16:52:40] <nobyk> can someone with power do the needfull to get the layer-eight thing working [07.08.2020.16:53:01] <xe0n> come again [07.08.2020.16:53:04] <nobyk> lol [07.08.2020.16:53:07] <xe0n> you want me to dtn? ok [07.08.2020.16:53:11] <xe0n> !dtn nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:11] * @DoTheNeedful nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:14] <xe0n> :D [07.08.2020.16:53:20] | xe0n | 2020-08-07 01:54:32 CDT |
| 23 | 3 | 0 | [11.08.2020.12:03:44] <rpifan> hey at the gay beach good looking dudes go [11.08.2020.12:03:58] <PublicWiFi> that sounds smelly [11.08.2020.12:04:04] <PublicWiFi> butt sex is so smelly | xe0n | 2020-08-10 21:04:44 CDT |
| 1047 | 3 | 0 | <TechSmurf> It's a root language, so yeah... but lorem ipsum is gibberish<TechSmurf> Latin gibberish, but gibberish. <TechSmurf> Latin-looking gibberish <ekaj> it's not gibberish <ekaj> they just copy pasted a discord conversation | mistiry | 2023-06-29 20:50:26 CDT |
| 1048 | 3 | 0 | <lancehead> PattyCakes: tf is wrong with your door | <lancehead> you planning on making it dick shaped or something | Trifton | 2023-06-30 10:47:48 CDT |
| 26 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d><JacobC> huh? that's not a complete thought <enix> Sorry, JacobC, not looking for input from Discord users <enix> If I gave a fuck what you guys thought I'd join the discord <enix> that's why I left it. | xe0n | 2020-08-12 21:16:12 CDT |
| 539 | 3 | 0 | sintax | I've been an awful good girl | PublicWiFi | 2021-11-29 08:40:27 CST |
| 286 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> If you see bagged milk, put your dick in it <+s-d> <jkdjeff> I am never wrong | xe0n | 2021-05-17 06:05:37 CDT |
| 542 | 3 | 2 | * yuken stabs fritzwastaken | <fritzwastaken> luckily its a 3d printed knife | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-30 09:45:29 CST |
| 1054 | 3 | 0 | <sd> <vera0773> Doing more research, the "GPU ups and fucking dies in snip and sketch" is one of those Microsoft Seal of Quality things that just happens | Trifton | 2023-07-07 23:33:53 CDT |
| 289 | 3 | 0 | <jkdjeff> And it's not really an NDA thing, more professional courtesy and that I hate you all | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-05-18 11:21:32 CDT |
| 545 | 3 | 0 | <vinrock> AZURE IS DOWN! | lancehead | 2021-12-01 09:12:22 CST |
| 293 | 3 | 0 | <+discord_> <bdenlinger> (d) I told you this bot discriminates against discord uers <seednode> As it well should | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-21 11:53:05 CDT |
| 807 | 3 | 0 | <monr0e> (╯°□°)╯︵ǝlqɐʇsızʇıɹɟ | fritzistable | 2022-09-11 07:26:08 CDT |
| 1065 | 3 | 0 | PublicWifi: dick cheese > dick butter | DomLS3 | 2023-08-14 08:43:57 CDT |
| 42 | 3 | 5 | -- | Mode #reddit-sysadmin [+o enix] by ChanServ | enix | 2020-09-10 22:24:25 CDT |
| 305 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <Core Dream Studios> I chose guided install entire dick | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-27 17:13:11 CDT |
| 54 | 3 | 1 | <rpifan> great news <rpifan> im getting fired but in march <xe0n> does that mean you'll stop talking about this place now? <+s-d> <Hotmess> We got a ranting and career advise section here on discord if you wanna come over and use them rpifan | xe0n | 2020-09-23 05:29:00 CDT |
| 823 | 3 | 1 | * fritzistable flashes up the cheerleader table cloth to show a fleshlight crudely bolted to the underside | Cl0udNinja | 2022-09-24 15:11:11 CDT |
| 829 | 3 | 0 | <estranger> also with python if you unload a giant json file you can say "Damn I have a big dict" | CableNinja | 2022-09-29 14:26:19 CDT |
| 63 | 3 | 1 | [09:59:52] <JollyRgrs> i mean like, its basically the same thing barely noticeable changes | b1 | 2020-10-07 10:02:00 CDT |
| 65 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> right time for some coffe and anime <+s-d> <Hotmess> later all hope you have a good one:) <xe0n> thats an interesting way to wank in the morning | xe0n | 2020-10-12 07:33:22 CDT |
| 833 | 3 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> tables can't cook <fritzistable> Mother fucker my uncle was a Hibachi | theSpookSquirrel | 2022-10-04 05:01:01 CDT |
| 834 | 3 | 0 | <SpookyGibby> cryptic1: BACK TO WORK! <cryptic1> D: <SpookyGibby> cryptic1: TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN! <cryptic1> :D <SpookyGibby> cryptic1: BACK TO WORK! <cryptic1> D: <SpookyGibby> cryptic1: TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN!<cryptic1> :D <SpookyGibby> cryptic1: BACK TO WORK! <cryptic1> D:<SpookyGibby> cryptic1: TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN! <cryptic1> :D <SpookyGibby> cryptic1: BACK TO WORK! <cryptic1> D: <SpookyGibby> cryptic1: TURN THAT | vinrock | 2022-10-04 14:50:34 CDT |
| 835 | 3 | 1 | fritzistable> Late Night IRC ™️ BROUGHT TO YOU BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! JOIN US IN RAID SHADOW LEGENDS USING OUR LINK! https://raidshadowlegends.com/creatorcode/reddit-sysadmin | SirSpooksalot | 2022-10-05 03:49:25 CDT |
| 325 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <Hunterkll> accidentally spraying your GF in the face too <+sd> <Hunterkll> sometimes happens [2021.06.17.15:53:00] <Cl0udNinja> 'accidentally' [2021.06.17.15:53:01] <e1> "accidentally" | xe0n | 2021-06-17 00:53:41 CDT |
| 326 | 3 | 0 | <Hunterkll> it feels so good to have hands on real hardware again <teh_f4ll3n> something more than 2 inches? <Rpifan> Hi | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-06-17 06:16:16 CDT |
| 74 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <corona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morning | xe0n | 2020-10-15 20:11:57 CDT |
| 586 | 3 | 0 | teh_f4ll3n | mistiry, how big? like PublicWifi big? | fritzwastaken | 2022-02-02 11:08:39 CST |
| 331 | 3 | 0 | <donger> (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง | ravioli | 2021-06-26 21:31:08 CDT |
| 334 | 3 | 0 | <BWMerlin> But I did plan and did shift in batches. <xe0n> nice <BWMerlin> I just planned to do it yesterday and shift it one batch | Cl0udNinja | 2021-06-29 18:36:11 CDT |
| 80 | 3 | 1 | quote JollyRgrs | fritzwastaken: if it feels too weird, just tell everyone she's your sister | fritzwastaken | 2020-10-26 21:34:50 CDT |
| 82 | 3 | 0 | <@d1> People who throw parties on Thursday are the same people who paint every room in their house "egg shell white" and their adventures into "exotic" spices is red pepper flakes <fritzwastaken> d1 thats basically my mom.. | xe0n | 2020-10-30 07:55:07 CDT |
| 339 | 3 | 1 | <xe0n> because like wtfs a ventoy? <crustacean> xe0n: A multiboot tool <CableNinja> xe0n, its called a 'medium' in other countries <+sd> <giraffe> It’s a 17k star tool on GitHub <+sd> <giraffe> It’s awesome tho | xe0n | 2021-07-02 02:39:37 CDT |
| 596 | 3 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> guess ill just have hotdogs shoved in my port <DrGibby> weird kink but ok | Cl0udNinja | 2022-02-07 15:57:38 CST |
| 597 | 3 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> your mom has an articulating dump truck | lancehead | 2022-02-08 10:13:51 CST |
| 87 | 3 | 0 | <javi404> i paid $19 for a double martini last night cause i was bored. <javi404> fuck my life <javi404> i stole the glass <javi404> no tip | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:16:18 CST |
| 345 | 3 | 1 | <+sd> <sea> used linux for 3 years on my desktop with 300 distros, i3wm, dwm etc., got annoying and switched to macos | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-09 15:37:16 CDT |
| 603 | 3 | 0 | <yuken> Hunterkll, my sister is my aunt and mother too. | xe0n | 2022-02-12 00:05:53 CST |
| 348 | 3 | 0 | <+sd_> <ShinjinotIkari> @Moderator mail please give us an option to temp mute irc folks | xe0n | 2021-07-15 20:14:57 CDT |
| 604 | 3 | 0 | <Mayhem> I solved that issue by being less autistic | Hunterkll | 2022-02-13 16:19:21 CST |
| 608 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <Phasey> congratulate me guys I am on my 8th fap since waking up 2 hours ago 😄 | csws | 2022-02-16 09:41:39 CST |
| 609 | 3 | 0 | <csws> certified discord moment | signofzeta | 2022-02-16 09:42:08 CST |
| 865 | 3 | 0 | <+spookybecky> Please enjoy the following plaintext represented by plaintext followed by a hilarious joke: | fritzisamimic | 2022-10-31 21:08:24 CDT |
| 614 | 3 | 0 | <felda> LMAO Nurses are basically IT for humans | fritzwastaken | 2022-02-18 09:59:48 CST |
| 104 | 3 | 1 | <+s-d> <corona266> mine only has 8x8000s and another one with 8x2080Ti <+enix> miner? <+s-d> <corona266> no i'm of legal age | xe0n | 2020-11-13 19:06:57 CST |
| 360 | 3 | 2 | @JollyRgrs | but you do constantly want two penises in you? | fritzwastaken | 2021-07-29 22:26:55 CDT |
| 616 | 3 | 0 | <int0x1C8> JollyRgrs, I love shoving brooms up my ass | DrGibby | 2022-02-21 15:16:57 CST |
| 362 | 3 | 0 | <@gibby> fucking tone it down you upside down cunts <+Jay-Ros> you french kiss your mother with that mouth, gibby? <@gibby> just yours, Jay-Ros <+Jay-Ros> dorothy mantooth is a saint! | xe0n | 2021-08-03 00:23:49 CDT |
| 877 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <Hotmess> hell i nuke machines randomly for security | JollyRgrs | 2022-11-16 09:07:44 CST |
| 116 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Colour> And rpifan probably doesn't want personal questions from a rando <b1> its rpifan, he probably does | xe0n | 2020-11-20 20:25:06 CST |
| 631 | 3 | 1 | <PrincessZoey> I'd rather a rabid bear rip my tits off | Cl0udNinja | 2022-03-04 04:44:23 CST |
| 376 | 3 | 0 | <a1> i bought this supplement, it's supposed to give me 200% growth <+xe0n> inch on inch growth? <@gibby> IoI <JollyRgrs> hey gibby, what is your forecasted IoI for FY22? <@gibby> 1" | xe0n | 2021-08-10 22:58:33 CDT |
| 121 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jet> !quote <xe0n> loser <JollyRgrs> <sad_trombone.ra> | xe0n | 2020-11-24 02:34:24 CST |
| 125 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Deep Space K9> You don't have friends. You're like me and just have people who tolerate you. I'm kidding please don't murder me <mittens> DSK9 Not wrong! :') | xe0n | 2020-11-26 06:42:27 CST |
| 381 | 3 | 0 | <MikeSpears> | my cat just scared the hell out of me... I'm sitting at my desk working, and all of a sudden I feel something on my shoulder... the cat is using its paw to tap on my shoulder <xe0n> | lies, you dont work | PublicWiFi | 2021-08-12 08:58:33 CDT |
| 895 | 3 | 0 | <sd> <Arctic.Trader> I tried it on my mobile with wifi on wont work without works | Hunterkll | 2022-12-20 09:13:05 CST |
| 128 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Deep Space K9> Hunterkll: I only act like a cunt towards little dick cheese bitch bois. <Hunterkll> so why aren't you acting like a cunt to yourself? <Hunterkll> get fucked <+s-d> <Deep Space K9> Hunterkll: Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the shit pouring out of your mouth. | xe0n | 2020-11-27 23:16:16 CST |
| 640 | 3 | 0 | <estranger> they started hammering my znc port hehe <thegodsquirrel> that's what she said | Lancehead | 2022-03-14 07:20:27 CDT |
| 130 | 3 | 0 | [29.11.2020.13:59:06] <Windy> wait, why is my 2tb disk only 1.81 tb :~( | xe0n | 2020-11-28 21:59:24 CST |
| 131 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jet> I’m having sex rn | xe0n | 2020-11-29 00:05:40 CST |
| 388 | 3 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> Fucking fritzwastaken | iphone | 2021-08-18 10:50:48 CDT |
| 904 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <Jay-Ros> elon as he is today... <+sd> <Jay-Ros> pretty tough wank | JollyRgrs | 2023-01-08 22:44:19 CST |
| 396 | 3 | 0 | rpifan | and a meat grindr attachment teh_f4ll3n | grindr teh_f4ll3n | lol you should spend less time there | fritzwastaken2 | 2021-08-24 11:40:30 CDT |
| 397 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> I'm on discord <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> but since I'm on discord, I'm too stupid to distinguish between one word and another word | xe0n | 2021-08-26 06:34:48 CDT |
| 653 | 3 | 0 | <@DrGibbysWifi> my ass needs to be taken care off | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-03-29 10:59:26 CDT |
| 654 | 3 | 0 | <Hunterkll> | you wouldn't fuck a llama! <vinrock> | speak for yourself bro those eyes draw you in | PublicWiFi | 2022-03-29 15:23:41 CDT |
| 911 | 3 | 0 | <vinrock> tel that bitch to cam her tits, adobe literally pushed it like 2 minutes ago | JollyRgrs | 2023-01-17 12:05:19 CST |
| 400 | 3 | 0 | <rpifan> there used to be a gay in here once wasnt there <rpifan> he seemed nice wonder where he went <+sd> <Jay-Ros> he's still here, he just spends more time on discord <+sd> <Jay-Ros> enix? | xe0n | 2021-08-31 08:29:09 CDT |
| 912 | 3 | 0 | *thegodsquirrel wants a sausage biscuit | <SirSceptalot> is that a gay thing? | Lancehead | 2023-01-18 06:20:05 CST |
| 913 | 3 | 0 | <Lancehead> smh SquirtMyAssFull <Lancehead> I'm sorry that was a strange thing to say | csws | 2023-01-18 09:01:53 CST |
| 402 | 3 | 0 | <signalblue> can I use AD with an IP not a domain? <xe0n> what <signalblue> yeah like can I domain join a computer by using the DC's IP? | xe0n | 2021-08-31 10:30:41 CDT |
| 405 | 3 | 0 | <Hunterkll> also, don't @ me, it both makes my irc client flash and 3 discord instances and my phone flash <xe0n> @hunterkll <mistiry> hey Hunterkll <+sd> <Hotmess> @Hunterkill | xe0n | 2021-09-01 19:32:56 CDT |
| 151 | 3 | 0 | <rpifan> Im in Morroco <rpifan> That's where i am right now <rpifan> Getting sun <+s-d> <ltl> Vitamin D <xe0n> yep, he's trying to get that, sure of that one. <rpifan> Gay is banned here <xe0n> LOL <+s-d> <ame> sounds gay | xe0n | 2020-12-12 08:45:40 CST |
| 671 | 3 | 0 | <yuken> pls answer Hunterkll I need you | <Hunterkll> go 'way im 'baitin | JollyRgrs | 2022-04-08 21:34:54 CDT |
| 164 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> i am also been aroud long enought to remeber when winzip got its exe changed:) <+s-d> <Hotmess> back in the day guys <Hotmess> like 15years ago winzip was avablie on a ftp server. someone decided to drop some spyware in as a lol | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:40:35 CST |
| 170 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> the reason most discord users dont hang out in this channel <Hunterkll> most discord users like hotmess aren't exactly very skilled in IT :) <JollyRgrs> why does @Hotmess hang out in this channel then? | xe0n | 2020-12-26 23:16:45 CST |
| 940 | 3 | 0 | Lancehead | would've preferred a monster cock ngl | PublicWiFi | 2023-02-16 08:41:04 CST |
| 176 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <xyz> @Hotmess is one of the few good people on this server | xe0n | 2020-12-28 23:50:31 CST |
| 178 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <bloody> https://i.imgur.com/iGb0Jvk.png <+s-d> <bloody> LOL <mistiry> @bloody lol | xe0n | 2020-12-30 10:23:17 CST |
| 950 | 3 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> OFF WITH THEIR DICKS | csws | 2023-02-27 09:01:04 CST |
| 952 | 3 | 0 | <fruity_tomato> whats 2", like fit in your hand kinda big <fruity_tomato> that's big | sintax | 2023-03-01 09:21:12 CST |
| 441 | 3 | 0 | <dragonfleas> i may have stolen a car from irc but at least i got the vaccine and wear a mask | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-27 11:36:12 CDT |
| 186 | 3 | 0 | [00:16:00] <Ottomite> I loved xe0n [00:16:08] <Ottomite> loled* [00:16:13] <Ottomite> Fucking autocorrect | mistiry | 2021-01-01 00:19:43 CST |
| 955 | 3 | 0 | <Cl0udNinja> great.. I have a gallon of jizz to lug around now.. | SirSceptalot | 2023-03-03 04:57:45 CST |
| 449 | 3 | 4 | <critamine> If babies were cute, then we'd all be in jail | iphone | 2021-10-06 14:21:43 CDT |
| 450 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <Colour> I used a powershell script to run a bat because I didn't know how to cmd in powershell | xe0n | 2021-10-08 07:22:31 CDT |
| 706 | 3 | 1 | <fritzwastaken> 6C 6F 6C | thegodsquirrel | 2022-05-19 14:10:13 CDT |
| 455 | 3 | 1 | nobyk: oh fuck me in the ass I fixed the microphone issue | SlaveGeek334269 | 2021-10-15 01:25:04 CDT |
| 457 | 3 | 0 | +sd | <strivingtolearn> Hey guys can someone help me figure out my first server to but? <Cl0udNinja> SERVER TO BUTT? DO WE LOOK LIKE BUTT ENGINEERS HERE? | bloody | 2021-10-17 01:28:44 CDT |
| 716 | 3 | 0 | <xe0n> as i've said previously, it's how you phrase questions that can get you the response you're after...or not after lol | JollyRgrs | 2022-06-10 00:19:27 CDT |
| 205 | 3 | 1 | <Rpifan> I have a legit problem <Rpifan> I buy too many language books <Rpifan> Can't stop <jimender2> burn them <teh_f4ll3n> easy there, Hitler | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-01-19 05:44:35 CST |
| 463 | 3 | 0 | <@SpookyGibby> What are those wood? chips old people put in bowls that are super fragrant? <misspwn> grandmas potpourri <enix> i thought potpourri was some kind of food | xe0n | 2021-10-18 23:14:42 CDT |
| 464 | 3 | 0 | <mistiry> will you please learn to shitpost | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-19 21:21:02 CDT |
| 210 | 3 | 0 | <xe0n> i can only imagine how you would've been @Windows Server 2003R2 when BBS was a thing <+s-d> <Windows Server 2003R2> what port is BBS? <csws> RJ-11 maybe <JollyRgrs> com1 | xe0n | 2021-01-22 08:23:09 CST |
| 979 | 3 | 0 | <PattyCakes> I haven't been able to get hard since like 2003 | monr0e | 2023-03-31 09:29:46 CDT |
| 213 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> when was NAT even implemented? I feel like it's something that was thrown in during the "oh shit fuck" phase of "we're going to run out" | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-25 19:23:19 CST |
| 469 | 3 | 0 | <spiderman> I'm going to start working on operating a new irc network <JollyRgrs> spiderman: how are you gonna run an irc network? you're over in #weechat asking for basic help | xe0n | 2021-10-20 23:56:16 CDT |
| 216 | 3 | 0 | <@d1> still waiting for that PoC <phonephreak> PoC stands for Piece of Crap, right? <@d1> for a phreak you seem to know very little. <phonephreak> i was being funny <phonephreak> I assume you meant Point of Contact <@d1> absolutely. | xe0n | 2021-01-27 00:51:44 CST |
| 473 | 3 | 0 | <-- spiderman has quit (K-Lined) | Cl0udNinja | 2021-10-23 21:32:49 CDT |
| 218 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <waiting for you> Do they even have hard drives in laptops? | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-27 12:00:42 CST |
| 474 | 3 | 2 | <𖤐𖤐𖤐Best Regards𖤐𖤐𖤐> LTT is a great resource to learn basic sysadmin chops | Work-BWMerlin | 2021-10-24 19:20:10 CDT |
| 987 | 3 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> what a time to come back <+muppet> spit in me pls | fritzistable | 2023-04-07 07:39:22 CDT |
| 480 | 3 | 0 | <csws> azureisdown.com | ClappedOutWaffle | 2021-10-27 03:50:28 CDT |
| 736 | 3 | 0 | <PattyBakes> I love vanilla cupcake air freshener mixed with fart smell <misspwn> mmmm <misspwn> poopori | mistiry | 2022-06-26 13:45:10 CDT |
| 993 | 3 | 0 | <PattyCakes> I for one love sucking dick @Jet | Cl0udNinja | 2023-04-14 01:20:18 CDT |
| 484 | 3 | 0 | <jay-ros> I'm back to like a 6.5mm/2.5" | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-27 23:56:49 CDT |
| 487 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <sysadmin> In fact for the client I can literally type ANYTHING for the username and it will connect <+sd> <sysadmin> It's just that the client (ChromeOS) sucks <+sd> <sysadmin> xe0n: oh I had the box for do not check user credentials enabled | xe0n | 2021-10-28 18:21:50 CDT |
| 491 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <Core Dream Studios> mmm klondike bras | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-29 18:44:29 CDT |
| 1005 | 3 | 0 | <PattyCakes> oh I go down just fine JollyRgrs | teh_f4ll3n | 2023-04-27 08:30:13 CDT |
| 750 | 3 | 0 | <sd> <Hunterkll> customers affected count by outages went up by 1k <e1> some extra outage for your outage <e1> you over achiever you | Cl0udNinja | 2022-07-13 01:16:22 CDT |
| 1010 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <onenerdyguy> i'm running into a weird ass rule <+fritzishippo> ass rules are not my speciality sorry | JollyRgrs | 2023-05-08 15:00:49 CDT |
| 1013 | 3 | 0 | 15:11 <estranger> blacks are the bitches | mistiry | 2023-05-12 10:12:25 CDT |
| 1015 | 3 | 0 | <constexpr> "OhhhHhhhh YES daddy. I will TOTALLY help you diagnose your USB port." | fritzishippo | 2023-05-17 06:33:59 CDT |
| 505 | 3 | 0 | <lancehead> I'm no hamster engineer. I have no idea how they function | thegodsquirrel | 2021-11-04 06:22:29 CDT |
| 763 | 3 | 0 | vinrock | i dont want to smell other mens asses vinrock | but the caveman in me takes a giant whiff when i walk into the mens room and i just realized i do this | PublicWiFi | 2022-07-20 15:28:34 CDT |
| 509 | 3 | 0 | <Bru^> and I can still feel the sandpaper in my asshole | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-04 23:55:22 CDT |
| 769 | 2 | 0 | <Cl0udNinja> SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, I WAS OVERCOME WITH BACON LOVE | JollyRgrs | 2022-08-01 15:56:55 CDT |
| 514 | 2 | 0 | lancehead | i love cocks | sintax | 2021-11-09 09:10:57 CST |
| 1026 | 2 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> only if you needed big sizes <+sd> <Mitchy93 🇦🇺> which i did <SirSceptalot> then you made the right choice going black | constexpr | 2023-06-12 02:31:52 CDT |
| 259 | 2 | 2 | <Adventure in Computers> How do I look back at past quotes? | catbeard | 2021-04-20 19:07:59 CDT |
| 771 | 2 | 0 | <PublicWifi> well I'm 1 for 1 on touching and liking dicks | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-08-09 09:52:57 CDT |
| 5 | 2 | 14 | StrongBad | macinsight | 2020-07-04 14:46:36 CDT |
| 261 | 2 | 0 | <yuken> Hunterkll, what lube should I use to tap this screw hole? <+s-d> <Blasteh> Ky | xe0n | 2021-04-20 20:18:49 CDT |
| 773 | 2 | 0 | Lancehead | I will find you, and I will fuck you | PublicWifi | 2022-08-10 08:56:20 CDT |
| 262 | 2 | 1 | <felda> I don't work hard at all lol | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-04-21 10:47:21 CDT |
| 263 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jay-Ros> give him a handy, it'll keep him awake for another 10 minutes <+s-d> <jkdjeff> You must not actually be a guy, those always put me to sleep | xe0n | 2021-04-22 23:19:53 CDT |
| 1033 | 2 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> hey a good dick is a good dick | Cl0udNinja | 2023-06-15 03:28:39 CDT |
| 524 | 2 | 0 | <Yukk> I am never alcohol again | lancehead | 2021-11-16 02:27:46 CST |
| 526 | 2 | 1 | Hunterkll | now randomly spouting spaceballs lines is quote worthy? | PublicWiFi | 2021-11-16 08:03:26 CST |
| 528 | 2 | 0 | 14:36 <+sd> <hater of css> Can someone explain to me why none speaks fucking english in italy? | mistiry | 2021-11-17 08:41:43 CST |
| 1040 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <jay_ros> I'll tell you how to wipe your ass if you ask, but I'm not gonna hold the paper while you twerk | JollyRgrs | 2023-06-22 01:08:53 CDT |
| 785 | 2 | 1 | <csws> | PublicWifi, oh man.. that's a problem. I have too much body hair <csws> | I'm the absolute opposite of yuken | PublicWifi | 2022-08-22 13:19:16 CDT |
| 530 | 2 | 0 | PublicWiFi | spiderman: where tf you been || spiderman | I've been on discord || spiderman | I've decided to embrace my handicap | PublicWiFi | 2021-11-17 16:01:12 CST |
| 276 | 2 | 0 | <jkdjeff> Dammit, us discord plebs can't vote | jimender2 | 2021-05-05 22:02:59 CDT |
| 277 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> Falling in love with software or platforms is always a mistake. Use the right tool for the job | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-09 15:59:22 CDT |
| 22 | 2 | 1 | [07.08.2020.23:36:06] <DomLS3> w00t my post in /r/sysadmin made it to the front page!: Congratulations! Your post made it to the front page. The first time we saw you on the front page your post was ranked 19 with 1553 comments and 5137 up votes. [07.08.2020.23:37:03] <PublicWiFi> oh no | xe0n | 2020-08-07 08:43:58 CDT |
| 279 | 2 | 0 | "The hitting myself with a framing hammer package is part of the default Arch installation" | DOMF | 2021-05-11 13:11:39 CDT |
| 280 | 2 | 0 | <APottedPlant> !quote anal <@DoTheNeedful> Unable to locate a quote matching the search term: anal <APottedPlant> good | xe0n | 2021-05-12 08:44:10 CDT |
| 792 | 2 | 0 | <DrZak> umm, i had the furry guy once, everything else multiple times | fritzisahippo | 2022-08-27 13:23:06 CDT |
| 537 | 2 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> no good story ever starts with milk | Cl0udNinja | 2021-11-23 02:34:29 CST |
| 1052 | 2 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> I wired our old office with 568A just to fuck with the next guy | SirSceptalot | 2023-07-06 09:15:07 CDT |
| 541 | 2 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> wrong assquote | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-30 09:44:19 CST |
| 797 | 2 | 2 | <nobyk> How are you so wise in the ways of deception? <fritzistable> Ive been a table now for 2 months and no one has noticed | nobyk | 2022-09-02 16:24:37 CDT |
| 1053 | 2 | 0 | <interop_madness> I swear to christ, I will book a first class plane ticket just to visit the guy and punch in his face who thought it was a great idea to introduce the "tab moves focus" feature in VSCode | Trifton | 2023-07-07 08:59:30 CDT |
| 287 | 2 | 1 | <+s-d> <Bent> yea xe0n is basically sysadmin jesus | xe0n | 2021-05-18 07:44:03 CDT |
| 543 | 2 | 0 | <vinrock> didnt like his raping style | signofzeta | 2021-11-30 10:25:07 CST |
| 1056 | 2 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> i can only cum from handjobs if they give me the disappointed and bored look my wife gives me when she gives me one | teh_f4ll3n | 2023-07-11 09:08:19 CDT |
| 801 | 2 | 0 | <Hunterkll> then it was just some dude standing on a table banging a cow next to the road in the middle of the day | JollyRgrs | 2022-09-05 10:37:42 CDT |
| 1057 | 2 | 2 | <signalblue> what is the key? | Trifton2 | 2023-07-14 14:39:06 CDT |
| 1058 | 2 | 1 | <signalblue> what is the key? <int0x1C8> here ya go: G0FUC-Y0URS-ELF42 | Trifton2 | 2023-07-14 14:39:37 CDT |
| 548 | 2 | 0 | <SantasWiFi> just gotta convince SantaGibby to strap it to his ass | SirSantalot | 2021-12-09 08:53:06 CST |
| 294 | 2 | 3 | <jay-ros> xe0n - you there? | enix | 2021-05-25 00:27:12 CDT |
| 806 | 2 | 0 | <monr0e> oh you're talking about anime now. Time for me to skedaddle | xe0n | 2022-09-09 10:34:47 CDT |
| 43 | 2 | 3 | * m4221 (m4221@gateway/vpn/privateinternetaccess/m4221) has left #reddit-sysadmin | xe0n | 2020-09-13 01:58:03 CDT |
| 558 | 2 | 0 | <nobyk> Man I just had some orange juice that was so good it popped my ears <nobyk> orangegasm | lancehead | 2021-12-17 03:23:23 CST |
| 303 | 2 | 0 | <xe0n> can i ask a question? is it ok if i ask a question? <teh_f4ll3n> Only if you're on Discard <+sd> <alpha> Why only questions from Discord allowed? <Oliber> 'bofh | xe0n | 2021-05-27 05:14:05 CDT |
| 559 | 2 | 0 | <lancehead> Just don't go looking for my school folder if you ever make it into my host somehow <lancehead> (really. it's all furry porn. all of it) | csws | 2021-12-21 07:54:33 CST |
| 815 | 2 | 0 | <fritzistable> there is one that sounds like a fluff article written about myself <fritzistable> but its like 3 years old <fritzistable> !ud fritz <@DoTheNeedful> fritzistable: anyone who is gay (http://fritz.urbanup.com/3179609) <fritzistable> ... | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-09-16 07:14:30 CDT |
| 560 | 2 | 1 | <lancehead> GOD I LIKE COCK | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-12-21 08:18:47 CST |
| 562 | 2 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> s/enterprise switch/vagina <layer8> sd meant: "<NinjaStyle> i havent touched an vagina in 6 years" | Cl0udNinja | 2021-12-27 15:20:03 CST |
| 1074 | 2 | 0 | <Cl0udNinja> id love to tell one way or the other but wsl has decided to go fuck itself | Trifton | 2023-08-31 18:25:56 CDT |
| 307 | 2 | 0 | JollyRgrs | I bet hotmess is so much of a hot mess, he got lost in the freenode shuffle... while on discord | mistiry | 2021-05-28 22:20:30 CDT |
| 1075 | 2 | 0 | <SysAdminGoneCraZ> PattyCakes, What happens at lights out?? <fritzishippo> A rousing game of "Who'se in my mouth?" | Cl0udNinja | 2023-09-04 18:08:55 CDT |
| 52 | 2 | 0 | <l8> PublicWiFi meant: "DO YOU NOT KNOW I AM A HIGH PRIEST OF THE COCAINE ORDER?" | Fritzwastaken | 2020-09-17 07:47:48 CDT |
| 564 | 2 | 1 | 22:41 <+sd> <NinjaStyle> So I’m thinking we should crowdfund a movie, hear me out… JUDE LAW in Semi-erect: a Hunterkll biopic. Then the cover is Jude law as hunterkll with his face covered in blow at a strip club. | mistiry | 2022-01-05 16:42:34 CST |
| 1076 | 2 | 0 | DOMF | I stg at least 75% of the time this channel tells me someone mentioned my /nick its cause the quotebot fired the quote of PublicWiFi telling me to put a banana in my ass and pretend I'm Jerry Seinfeld | PublicWiFi | 2023-09-14 09:22:24 CDT |
| 565 | 2 | 0 | <bdenlinger> Pregnancy + constipation + enemas == Good butthole viewing | PublicWiFi | 2022-01-07 08:27:30 CST |
| 310 | 2 | 0 | -- | enix is now known as m4221 | cryptic1 | 2021-06-01 17:37:37 CDT |
| 822 | 2 | 0 | <fritzistable> im loving the dick knob | Lancehead | 2022-09-21 02:58:51 CDT |
| 311 | 2 | 0 | [2021.06.02.22:45:54] <PublicWiFi> what brand? [2021.06.02.22:45:54] <cryptic1> what brand? <PublicWiFi> jinx <cryptic1> sorry i ran out all I have are BANTS ;) | xe0n | 2021-06-02 07:47:37 CDT |
| 567 | 2 | 4 | <estranger> raping really ages you quickly | vinrock | 2022-01-11 11:32:33 CST |
| 1079 | 2 | 0 | <sd> <arlion2> Vinrock auto corrects to buttock | vinrock | 2023-10-03 08:36:14 CDT |
| 56 | 2 | 0 | <xe0n> refer to link: https://i.imgur.com/nQhjpB1.png | xe0n | 2020-09-23 06:01:02 CDT |
| 824 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <Hotmess> you expect me to scroll up. shocker <Gibby> I mean, we don't really expect you to contribute anything useful given your history, but here we are | JollyRgrs | 2022-09-26 16:20:07 CDT |
| 58 | 2 | 0 | <krumelmonster> Also please remember xe0n: No Politics, No Religion. Please respect. <fritzwastaken> s?)Yea xe0n! <fritzwastaken> Follow the rules ya jerk | xe0n | 2020-09-26 06:53:12 CDT |
| 59 | 2 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> God damn it! How many quotes am i gunna be in... <+xe0n> hahahah <fritzwastaken> not more than rpifan thats for sure | xe0n | 2020-09-26 06:55:05 CDT |
| 827 | 2 | 0 | <CableNinja: I only stick my foot in my mouth every once in a while, but Im pretty sure thats just your default stance> | signalblue | 2022-09-28 15:32:35 CDT |
| 316 | 2 | 0 | <+a1> riff-IRC: were the caged mice mad <riff-IRC> a1: very. Built a mechanism that could grab the trap, open it, and empty it without risk of me getting bit. <+a1> so despite all their rage, they were still just mice in a cage? | xe0n | 2021-06-09 00:34:34 CDT |
| 317 | 2 | 0 | <+sd_> <BottlenekDolfin> my wife's not that physically attractive but we both like sex just as much so that works | JollyRgrs | 2021-06-10 00:19:17 CDT |
| 573 | 2 | 0 | <Lancehead_> i'm straight brother <Lancehead_> as straight as a board <yuken> Boards can be bent if you get them wet & hot enough, Lancehead_. | mistiry | 2022-01-19 10:11:08 CST |
| 318 | 2 | 0 | <Haise> https://stopdisablingselinux.com/ | Cl0udNinja | 2021-06-10 17:27:40 CDT |
| 574 | 2 | 0 | <sintax> "bourbon" <DrGibby> <.< <Lancehead_> it was coke wasn't it <DrGibby> shhhhhhhhh | Lancehead_ | 2022-01-19 10:24:49 CST |
| 830 | 2 | 0 | <PattySpooky> Lather me up daddy | JollyRgrs | 2022-10-03 08:15:45 CDT |
| 321 | 2 | 1 | <Hotmess> meh i like m4221 | e1 | 2021-06-15 00:11:35 CDT |
| 323 | 2 | 2 | --> | m4221 ([email protected]) has joined #reddit-sysadmin <-- | m4221 ([email protected]) has quit (Killed (zirconium.libera.chat (Nickname regained by services))) | m4221 | 2021-06-15 01:06:23 CDT |
| 836 | 2 | 0 | DomLS3 | all yall who complain about sonicwall are the same people who probably bitch about nickelback | SpookyWiFi | 2022-10-06 09:04:38 CDT |
| 582 | 2 | 0 | lancehead (~root@user/lancehead) has quit (Quit: cock destroyer signing out) | fritzwastaken | 2022-02-01 10:24:05 CST |
| 327 | 2 | 0 | <e1> your finger strength must be amazing <riff-IRC> oh yea <e1> hats off to your missus | riff-IRC | 2021-06-21 20:54:57 CDT |
| 583 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <felda> I've just received word that companies around the world are now changing the wording of "Family Sized" containers of food to "mistiry sized" to better reflect the sizes. | mistiry | 2022-02-01 10:34:51 CST |
| 839 | 2 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> what sort of penises are you looking at? | fritzistable | 2022-10-11 11:12:34 CDT |
| 329 | 2 | 0 | <enix> apparently they lost a hub <CoreISP> should use a switch instead. Pa-dum-tssss. I'll show myself out. | enix | 2021-06-24 17:38:42 CDT |
| 847 | 2 | 0 | <radix0> How many DCs in a site do you need before it starts splitting the intra-site topology ring? | A-KO | 2022-10-20 10:30:26 CDT |
| 849 | 2 | 2 | <SpookyNinja> GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS <fritzistable> EWWIES <SpookyNinja> UWUIES | fritzistable | 2022-10-22 07:51:51 CDT |
| 850 | 2 | 1 | <fritzistable> Hunterkll: grats on the award bro <fritzistable> McManager of the month is an honor <Hunterkll> fritzistable: i saw you got one too, i didn't know they gave awards for being born rectally | mistiry | 2022-10-22 09:36:51 CDT |
| 84 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <public static void ahendrix() {}> I disable all UWP on my domain computers. <+s-d> <public static void ahendrix() {}> When they kill win32 apps I'm gone. | xe0n | 2020-11-03 17:46:25 CST |
| 852 | 2 | 0 | <fritzistable> So I am printing the Penismancer next <SpookyNinja> the Dickromancer <SpookyNinja> wait | fritzistable | 2022-10-26 04:39:40 CDT |
| 85 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <sunrunner20> I wonder if non multiple of Word sized variables have a performance penalty * +s-d <sunrunner20> wonders what % of the room he just lost * +s-d <corona266> wonders what % of the room you had | xe0n | 2020-11-05 21:17:46 CST |
| 88 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <abakedapplepie> xe0n all you do is quote | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:18:00 CST |
| 346 | 2 | 1 | <csws> ok so I do have a discord account but I just use it for talking to people <Hunterkll> that's... what it's for.. | e1 | 2021-07-12 22:35:31 CDT |
| 347 | 2 | 0 | <xe0n> yeah i typically take all my messages with onlyfans these days | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-14 23:57:31 CDT |
| 862 | 2 | 1 | <fritzisamimic> *fritzisamimic slides himself through mistiry's db for sanitization | Lancehead | 2022-10-31 08:57:01 CDT |
| 95 | 2 | 0 | [mistiry]: something happened | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-11-09 13:52:31 CST |
| 864 | 2 | 2 | 14:13 -- Lancehead is now known as CherryCocaine <CherryCocaine> *starts pole dancing* -- CherryCocaine is now known as Lancehead | fritzisamimic | 2022-10-31 09:14:18 CDT |
| 867 | 2 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks? | <PublicWiFi> Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks? | <PublicWiFi> Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks? | <PublicWiFi> Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks? | <technonerd> RST | Trifton | 2022-11-04 10:08:13 CDT |
| 612 | 2 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> I don't feel like procrastinating today. I'll do it tomorrow | SirSceptalot | 2022-02-18 06:34:43 CST |
| 101 | 2 | 3 | quote PublicWiFi | TurkeyGibby: can i stroke your snood | Fritzwastaken | 2020-11-11 13:42:36 CST |
| 869 | 2 | 0 | <estranger> for more help /join 0 <*> Trifton (~Trifton@user/trifton) has left | monrud0lph | 2022-11-04 10:10:22 CDT |
| 358 | 2 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> get it? get it? ROACHES! RAID! I make a joke! | riff-IRC | 2021-07-29 22:22:22 CDT |
| 615 | 2 | 0 | <Kanye> I knew it was going to be one of those days | <Kanye> I felt it in the air, I felt it in the water. My arse was feeling a bit funny as well | PublicWifi | 2022-02-21 08:25:17 CST |
| 617 | 2 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> Hey, I didn't come here to be objectified <SirSceptalot> But I do like it, go on | lancehead | 2022-02-22 02:13:46 CST |
| 873 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <bdenlinger> But yea my bedroom has a lighting scene called "sex mode" <PattyFarmer> and then all the lights turn on <PattyFarmer> and the doors unlock | JollyRgrs | 2022-11-11 10:36:37 CST |
| 106 | 2 | 3 | <DeepSpaceK9> I need to be more witty so I can enter the quote hall of fame. | enix | 2020-11-13 22:33:21 CST |
| 619 | 2 | 0 | <vinrock> filipinos dont eat monkeys thats fuckin gross you think we're a bunch of savages? | <vinrock> we eat dogs thankyouverymuch | PublicWifi | 2022-02-22 10:20:55 CST |
| 109 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <rmg22893> the difference between a server and a desktop is how many phone calls you're going to get if you turn the box off | xe0n | 2020-11-17 23:11:58 CST |
| 621 | 2 | 0 | JollyRgrs | i'm not a fan of shoving, i like to lovingly ease it in | mistiry | 2022-02-25 09:58:22 CST |
| 111 | 2 | 0 | <DeepSpaceK9> That said if I did move out of this job I wouldn't hate slipping down to a help desk role for awhile. <@TurkeyGibby> slipping? | xe0n | 2020-11-19 00:35:58 CST |
| 623 | 2 | 1 | <monr0e> wanking doesn't make me feel important, just tired and a little ashamed | jay-ros | 2022-02-28 22:48:46 CST |
| 368 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <PythonCommand.py> corn266 why can't i message you? <corn266> because i'm on IRC <+sd> <PythonCommand.py> how | JollyRgrs | 2021-08-05 08:54:05 CDT |
| 372 | 2 | 1 | quote teh_f4ll3n | I play with myself | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-09 09:47:53 CDT |
| 117 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <scruple> what are these quotes? <+s-d> <scruple> oh it doesn't show up here <@TurkeyGibby> yes <@TurkeyGibby> well <@TurkeyGibby> discord has a lot of limitations <xe0n> yeah it sucks <@TurkeyGibby> I mean, other than that | xe0n | 2020-11-21 00:45:38 CST |
| 374 | 2 | 0 | quote +sd | <public static void ahendrix() {}> If/when Discord goes under I will join the IRC, and you can quote me on that. | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-09 18:48:29 CDT |
| 630 | 2 | 1 | <xe0n> stop doxing yourself mitchy...fuck sake | jay-ros | 2022-03-03 22:37:31 CST |
| 119 | 2 | 2 | <nobyk> Anyone prefer opnsense over pfsense? | xe0n | 2020-11-23 05:56:21 CST |
| 889 | 2 | 0 | <PattyPot> The holes in my body are not for you to grab into like you're drunk in a handicap toilet stall | Cl0udNinja | 2022-12-08 15:09:30 CST |
| 123 | 2 | 0 | <corona266> JERKIN OFF TO MISTIRY | McDonaldsWiFi | 2020-11-25 12:19:47 CST |
| 637 | 2 | 0 | <PublicWifi> yes ill nut in towels befoer i ever put another condom on lol | thegodsquirrel | 2022-03-11 08:42:21 CST |
| 893 | 2 | 0 | <sintax> yeah <teh_f4ll3n> not the place for that rant <sintax> some of us are fapping | csws | 2022-12-14 08:19:52 CST |
| 126 | 2 | 0 | <a1> how old are you jet? <+s-d> <Jet> 23 <jay-ros> serious? <jay-ros> I thought you were 17 | xe0n | 2020-11-27 00:03:29 CST |
| 638 | 2 | 2 | <monr0e> It all started with PublicWifi fucking his dog | SirSceptalot | 2022-03-11 09:28:34 CST |
| 894 | 2 | 0 | * estranger looks at his raw fingertips <teh_f4ll3n> just make her do it, estranger | fritzisdragon | 2022-12-15 07:46:40 CST |
| 384 | 2 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> rpifan is going to break down and ask to inspect some rando's Johnson Rod because of you | jimender2 | 2021-08-14 19:38:16 CDT |
| 129 | 2 | 0 | [00:39:35] <Seirdy> everyone keeps shilling the trackpoint but honestly who needs that when vim keybinds exist? the mouse is obsolete | mistiry | 2020-11-28 00:40:49 CST |
| 641 | 2 | 0 | * cryptic1 (~cryptic1@user/cryptic1) has joined <fritzwastaken> shit <fritzwastaken> back to work | SirSceptalot | 2022-03-17 09:11:24 CDT |
| 897 | 2 | 0 | <FestivusNinja> I wouldnt ever go to the regular sexchange place, who knows how good they are, but expert-sexchange, man, theyre definitely experts | signalblue | 2022-12-21 23:42:28 CST |
| 903 | 2 | 0 | <sd> <Cating> Hello guys! <sd> <Cating> I would like to learn system administrator | vinrock | 2023-01-06 10:12:50 CST |
| 136 | 2 | 1 | <+s-d> <corona266> i liked touching myself to anime girls on the internet <jay-ros> we know <+s-d> <corona266> had to learn how to run anti-malware and now we're here | xe0n | 2020-12-02 20:45:05 CST |
| 905 | 2 | 0 | <sintax> can i touch your feet? | monr0e | 2023-01-09 10:18:16 CST |
| 650 | 2 | 0 | Hunterkll | you look like something that'd be pimped out on discount at a gay brothel | fritzwastaken | 2022-03-27 05:30:34 CDT |
| 652 | 2 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> I don't need DDoS to beat a kid, I'm stronger | lancehead | 2022-03-29 09:51:40 CDT |
| 909 | 2 | 0 | <Lancehead> HARD JERKING | csws | 2023-01-12 07:16:55 CST |
| 655 | 2 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> I'm seriously bothered by people not using a period at the end of a question. Do they not understand what a question mark is? | JollyRgrs | 2022-03-30 01:53:03 CDT |
| 657 | 2 | 1 | Hunterkll | 2022-03-30 13:45:18 CDT | |
| 661 | 2 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> if u havent fapped during a meeting you havent lived | csws | 2022-04-04 12:12:49 CDT |
| 150 | 2 | 2 | l8 | c|oneman meant: "$ derperderpderpderpderp derpderpderpderp" | fritzwastaken | 2020-12-12 03:00:12 CST |
| 918 | 2 | 0 | <matiss> fault 1 : tolerance 0 | fritzistable | 2023-01-30 07:56:14 CST |
| 407 | 2 | 3 | <bdenlinger> goddamn neighbor is outside vaping his cotton candy again | iphone | 2021-09-02 13:00:05 CDT |
| 154 | 2 | 1 | <m4221> JollyRgrs would you like to know where in southern siberia? <@SantaGibby> hopefully somewhere without internet | xe0n | 2020-12-14 21:56:00 CST |
| 667 | 2 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> im real happy when I do myself | JollyRgrs | 2022-04-07 15:33:39 CDT |
| 923 | 2 | 0 | <rpifan> oh hey xe0n i got fired again <xe0n> doesn't surprise me | JollyRgrs | 2023-02-06 18:59:40 CST |
| 413 | 2 | 0 | quote <csws> wow teh_f4ll3n going to prison RIP <teh_f4ll3n> brb | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-09-06 10:59:27 CDT |
| 669 | 2 | 0 | <Hunterkll> DONUT FUCKING, LEMON STEALING WHORES | SirSceptalot | 2022-04-08 02:30:19 CDT |
| 931 | 2 | 0 | <fritzistable> dude cock is delicious <teh_f4ll3n> I see you're craving for a cock <Hunterkll> i just buy whatever's cheapest as long as the ranking is the same | JollyRgrs | 2023-02-09 07:37:12 CST |
| 165 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> ` winget search wsl <+s-d> <Hotmess> Fedora Remix for WSL whitewaterfoundry.fedora-remix-for-wsl 31.5.0.0 Tag: wsl <JollyRgrs> r-r-r-r-r-REMIX! | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:41:38 CST |
| 933 | 2 | 0 | <Lancehead> comply with my hole | fritzistable | 2023-02-14 07:03:03 CST |
| 422 | 2 | 0 | <Synapse> Im gonna use my digital footprints delete script for discord and see how it workss,. <Synapse> All my messages are being deleted in this server | Cl0udNinja | 2021-09-10 01:36:14 CDT |
| 678 | 2 | 0 | PublicWiFi | at least my cousins are hot | fritzwastaken | 2022-04-14 11:47:02 CDT |
| 679 | 2 | 0 | <yuken> xe0n, yes, I was offered a position as "Chief Twink Officer" if I did it. | SirSceptalot | 2022-04-15 00:04:00 CDT |
| 935 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <Jay-Ros> I'm just here to hold the legs, someone else fucks that cat | JollyRgrs | 2023-02-14 19:12:57 CST |
| 680 | 2 | 0 | <estranger> kafka affords me the best cock rings | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-04-19 10:14:26 CDT |
| 426 | 2 | 0 | <bloody> well by he, I mean the bot <bloody> s/he/it <layer8> bloody meant: "well by it, I mean tit bot" | int0x1C8 | 2021-09-13 15:56:53 CDT |
| 682 | 2 | 0 | Hunterkll | ITS MY GIBBY AND I WANT IT NOW Hunterkll | 877 GIBS NOW | fritzwastaken | 2022-04-19 12:57:30 CDT |
| 938 | 2 | 0 | <inquprising> for a quickie paper towel works fine but man it's hard to get off | JollyRgrs | 2023-02-15 16:00:35 CST |
| 427 | 2 | 0 | <bloody> what does your client look like <bloody> IRC client <int0x1C8> well it looks like a bunch of text | Cl0udNinja | 2021-09-13 16:03:48 CDT |
| 684 | 2 | 0 | hunterkll> have you ever had a fucking anemone? <lancehead> Realistically, what answer do you expect | SirSceptalot | 2022-04-21 06:19:34 CDT |
| 174 | 2 | 1 | <ramzilla> where is the non binary version man is offensive | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-28 01:40:15 CST |
| 175 | 2 | 0 | <catbeard> because who doesn't enjoy squirting | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-28 15:30:51 CST |
| 687 | 2 | 0 | <lancehead> Thank you SirSceptalot, but you're both wrong; I just really like penis | xe0n | 2022-04-22 03:12:56 CDT |
| 944 | 2 | 0 | * Arlion gets on his python mountain of a dick | JollyRgrs | 2023-02-17 14:53:48 CST |
| 945 | 2 | 0 | <muppet> 3 inches and 45 mph winds sounds like me after taco night. | JollyRgrs | 2023-02-20 14:54:10 CST |
| 434 | 2 | 0 | <mistiry> if it wasnt for here, i would never have learned that raid is best backup | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-15 20:22:09 CDT |
| 179 | 2 | 0 | 00:47:13 <+s-d> <Hasher> I can make an .exe you might not like opening. | DrGibby | 2020-12-31 00:54:20 CST |
| 691 | 2 | 0 | <Lancehead> nice : P I work at a very open office next to a major walking route so I just use weechat in WSL <Lancehead> Makes people think I'm doing cool IT stuff when I'm actually admitting to several strangers that I'm into midgets | Cl0udNinja | 2022-04-27 14:33:07 CDT |
| 949 | 2 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> PublicWiFi: sure it isn't just two bronies? if it's just two bronies, let them stay chained up | inquprising | 2023-02-27 08:46:49 CST |
| 184 | 2 | 0 | m4221: "mistiry, in my opinion which is shared by others, you are an idiotm" xe0n: "@m4221, in my opinion which is shared by others, you are a known troll, we have logs" | enix | 2020-12-31 20:33:16 CST |
| 440 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <awlnx> Every since working in IT I get fucking cyber security, and rmm Ads <estranger> better than your old Fleshlight ads <+sd> <awlnx> Fuckin got me | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-23 23:13:32 CDT |
| 697 | 2 | 0 | <Activ8> what does smh stand for <thegodsquirrel> shakes my head <Activ8> I thought it was suck my honker <Activ8> uwu | xe0n | 2022-05-10 06:20:29 CDT |
| 954 | 2 | 0 | <monr0e> is that... is that a weeb shit poster up there * Lancehead has quit (Quit: Client closed) | SirSceptalot | 2023-03-02 04:37:07 CST |
| 187 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> speaking of throughput i pleasantly woke up at 4am last night because BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP was coming from the server room <fritzwastaken> do you always call the room with your computers in it the server room? <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> no, the server room is in my basement | xe0n | 2021-01-01 00:37:51 CST |
| 189 | 2 | 0 | 22:20:45 <+s-d> <Rootbear75> Copy pasting is actually really good when exporting | DrGibby | 2021-01-04 22:21:28 CST |
| 702 | 2 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> but if you're in the UK its git innit | JollyRgrs | 2022-05-12 09:17:23 CDT |
| 961 | 2 | 0 | <DomLS3> of course you wash. You ever slid your hand in the crease between your balls and leg and took a whiff after a day or two of no showering? | vinrock | 2023-03-13 14:09:34 CDT |
| 195 | 2 | 1 | 21:13:17 <jimender2> Im going to block *.microsoft.com so that I cant get on teams :) | d1 | 2021-01-07 21:14:42 CST |
| 451 | 2 | 0 | int0x1C8 | "today is cloudy with 90% chance of raining dicks" | bloody | 2021-10-12 16:28:34 CDT |
| 452 | 2 | 0 | <Hunterkll> freenode now has 2500 users, whereas libera has 50k, but..... it used to be 70k+ average easily <+sd> <Jay-Ros> half of those are just millerboss' bots though, right? | xe0n | 2021-10-13 20:27:43 CDT |
| 964 | 2 | 0 | <int0x1C8> what the fuck is it with turtles and shoes? | fritziscomfyjean | 2023-03-16 10:11:37 CDT |
| 197 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> anyone know if there is central list for windows registry keys | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-12 08:24:42 CST |
| 456 | 2 | 0 | +sd | <山姆> Why you oldies still using IRC? It is much less cool | mistiry | 2021-10-15 09:32:13 CDT |
| 459 | 2 | 0 | <bloody> boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, thats why i poop on company time | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-18 08:51:58 CDT |
| 461 | 2 | 3 | < dragonfleas> ███████████████████████████████ < dragonfleas> ████╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬████ < dragonfleas> ██╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬██ < dragonfleas> | m4221 | 2021-10-18 22:51:49 CDT |
| 206 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> i know zilch regarding cybersec i dont wanna hear it | xe0n | 2021-01-19 21:16:02 CST |
| 208 | 2 | 0 | [08:20:11] * d1 does a like of Red Hat [08:20:16] <+d1> mmmmmmmm [08:20:43] <mistiry> does a like? [08:20:49] <+d1> FUCJ [08:20:53] <mistiry> FUCJ? [08:20:56] * d1 logs out | mistiry | 2021-01-21 08:21:57 CST |
| 465 | 2 | 1 | better-spiderman is now known as even-better-spid <even-better-spid> fuck | bloody | 2021-10-19 22:16:51 CDT |
| 977 | 2 | 0 | <+Kiernian> my one experience in second life was someone dropped their clit. like, the actual sprite for it, and couldn't find it to re-attach it. | fritzistable | 2023-03-31 09:12:12 CDT |
| 212 | 2 | 0 | <Rpifan> Has anyone here grown weed | int0x1C8 | 2021-01-25 15:24:47 CST |
| 725 | 2 | 0 | fritzwastaken | My mom is having fun right now with my grandma | lancehead | 2022-06-20 09:56:45 CDT |
| 981 | 2 | 0 | <+sintax> i'll vouch for PattyCakes tongue | fritzistable | 2023-03-31 15:43:51 CDT |
| 470 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <Hunterkll> BITCH MY WHOLE LIFE IS ONLY VALIDATED BY OLD COMPTUERS | xe0n | 2021-10-21 00:45:00 CDT |
| 728 | 2 | 0 | <bdenlinger> y'all really don't like going outside do you? <Hunterkll> i got a job at mcdonalds just to get out more | cryptic1 | 2022-06-21 10:23:37 CDT |
| 985 | 2 | 0 | <Cl0udNinja> each card can simultaneously connect 2 devices to 2 systems <constexpr> Hes running a virtual brothel, if you didnt piece that together <teh_f4ll3n> is c1s mom in it, constexpr? <constexpr> c1s mom is in it, owns it, and runs it, all at the same time <teh_f4ll3n> is she the bouncer? or the main attraction? <Cl0udNinja> shes only the bouncer when she walks | constexpr | 2023-04-04 04:31:48 CDT |
| 219 | 2 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> i used to always eye all their joysticks | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-01-27 12:02:05 CST |
| 222 | 2 | 0 | <Subaru(ninjakiwi7)> i've been doing this for decades <Subaru(ninjakiwi7)> and i work with guys who have been doing it for decades <Subaru(ninjakiwi7)> and cli is a waste of time | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-01 15:22:13 CST |
| 735 | 2 | 0 | Arlion | omg this guy's arm look so good | fritzwastaken | 2022-06-24 09:46:15 CDT |
| 992 | 2 | 2 | <StrongBad> I used to have a massive catalog of shit | vinrock | 2023-04-12 14:40:47 CDT |
| 994 | 2 | 0 | <constexpr> "Is Discord harmful? Eh, Senator, I'd say it is a mixed bag. You know, there are people like Hunterkll (who is also on IRC) who has enough equipment in his basement to totally BLEEP you up, both technologically as well as physically. But then there are also folks like mitchy93 who incapacitate themselves entirely for years on end after a simple bike ride" | SirSceptabot | 2023-04-14 09:29:54 CDT |
| 739 | 2 | 0 | <catbeard> also mmm love a good creampie | JollyRgrs | 2022-06-28 21:03:41 CDT |
| 230 | 2 | 0 | <yuken> I'd rub that meat, SAGC | xe0n | 2021-02-14 21:50:26 CST |
| 486 | 2 | 0 | <Colour> Guys in this chat are pretty good IT people. Glad to have contact with people who know what they're doing and are smarter than me. | int0x1C8 | 2021-10-28 10:30:23 CDT |
| 742 | 2 | 0 | PattyFajitas │ and yes, I'm about to go put her in a strangle hold and not let go until tuesday | fritzisfaded | 2022-07-03 20:50:20 CDT |
| 1002 | 2 | 0 | <sintax> i saw a woman! | SirSceptabot | 2023-04-20 08:24:30 CDT |
| 235 | 2 | 0 | JollyRgrs> i could just sit there all day popping them in my mouth, but the salt would near put a hole in my cheek | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-03-01 08:34:11 CST |
| 493 | 2 | 1 | 04:39:11 PM <CptLuxx> good thing about puking <CptLuxx> you can eat it again <Cl0udNinja> ... are you a dog? | HurdyGurdyBurdy | 2021-10-30 18:42:29 CDT |
| 751 | 2 | 2 | nun ([email protected]) has joined | enix | 2022-07-13 21:03:15 CDT |
| 752 | 2 | 0 | xe0n │ sweet! so word of advice,whatever you did at the previous jobs... don't do it at this one lol! | fritzistable | 2022-07-15 05:12:22 CDT |
| 754 | 2 | 0 | <fritzistable> I sit down as hard as I can to make it go up as far as possible | JollyRgrs | 2022-07-15 10:21:20 CDT |
| 1012 | 2 | 1 | <JollyRgrs> if I had to pay per use, i'd limit how often I used mine, too | fritzishippo | 2023-05-11 13:02:58 CDT |
| 757 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <Jay-Ros> "You'll be fine, just drop into the Data Centre, rack up some servers, and if you run into any issues, jump on a random computer-ey chat on Discord and let them help our clients out" | JollyRgrs | 2022-07-18 00:25:59 CDT |
| 502 | 2 | 0 | <technonerd> stop talking about my dong | lancehead | 2021-11-02 10:27:57 CDT |
| 247 | 2 | 0 | <xe0n> some people suck at asking questions <xe0n> refer to this channel <ogo> any idea how i can accurately time an animation that is being played in the browser? | xe0n | 2021-03-23 08:43:22 CDT |
| 503 | 2 | 1 | <PublicWiFi> am I not normal? | csws | 2021-11-03 08:27:59 CDT |
| 1017 | 2 | 0 | <fritzishippo> AI isnt coming for strong independant deicision making MEN like the MATRIX is | Cl0udNinja | 2023-05-17 14:39:49 CDT |
| 251 | 2 | 6 | <+s-d> <parismillyteri> Yeah hunter knows their shit better than most of us | JollyRgrs | 2021-03-24 23:41:09 CDT |
| 1020 | 2 | 0 | <signalblue> use the "/quit" command to give me rep | * monr0e ([email protected]) has quit IRC (Quit: signalblue made me do this) | signalblue | 2023-05-20 18:07:36 CDT |
| 767 | 2 | 0 | <@notgibby> un bent to | JollyRgrs | 2022-07-26 14:12:31 CDT |
| 768 | 1 | 1 | quote bacon is meat candy | Cl0udNinja | 2022-08-01 15:52:49 CDT |
| 770 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWifi> ya boi gonna shit himself today fellas | fritzistable | 2022-08-08 12:14:45 CDT |
| 1030 | 1 | 0 | PublicWiFi: piss on a keyboard? nah gimme the cum | @inquisitiveuprising | 2023-06-13 10:16:02 CDT |
| 523 | 1 | 1 | <12,99jay-ros99,99> 520? someone's been heavy on the quotes | signalblue | 2021-11-15 22:12:51 CST |
| 780 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWifi> FITNESS ASS IN YO MOUF | fritzisahippo | 2022-08-18 15:53:57 CDT |
| 781 | 1 | 0 | <Lancehead> fritzisahippo: damn right i have no idea what a sneaker is. i don't wear shoes | csws | 2022-08-19 02:21:37 CDT |
| 784 | 1 | 0 | <misspwn> google deez | JollyRgrs | 2022-08-22 09:02:25 CDT |
| 273 | 1 | 0 | <xe0n> i dunno why, but...all bon jovi songs feel like they go for 10 minutes <s-d> <bdenlinger> maybe it's because... <s-d> <bdenlinger> woooooo we're half way there <xe0n> i see what you did there | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-05 08:32:30 CDT |
| 529 | 1 | 0 | [15:42:50] <lancehead> (I have since retracted my statement; I am, in fact, a fucking idiot) | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-11-17 09:43:57 CST |
| 786 | 1 | 0 | <csws> from Lancehead import Dick | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-08-23 05:06:58 CDT |
| 1042 | 1 | 0 | <vinrock> thems some nice tastin' balls | JollyRgrs | 2023-06-22 09:49:42 CDT |
| 788 | 1 | 0 | <csws> JollyRgrs, I shit into a bucket because I don't want to encourage sewage monopolies | JollyRgrs | 2022-08-26 10:20:51 CDT |
| 533 | 1 | 0 | SirSceptalot | regex is awesome, I hate it | PublicWiFi | 2021-11-18 09:26:49 CST |
| 789 | 1 | 0 | JollyRgrs | teh_f4ll3n: a 19 is when you try to 69 with a dead person? | mistiry | 2022-08-26 10:29:03 CDT |
| 278 | 1 | 0 | <s-d> <felda> For Mother's Day I increased the font size on all her devices. <s-d> <felda> She said it was the best Mother's Day gift.<s-d> <felda> Also I got her some flowers and fabric for her sewing machine, but whatever ¯\(ツ)/¯ | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-10 09:04:00 CDT |
| 25 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d><sunrunner20> [img url] <+s-d><sunrunner20> My home network atm <xe0n> nice clothes hooks <xe0n> how fast are they, 100mbp? <technonerd> 10baseT | xe0n | 2020-08-11 23:13:19 CDT |
| 793 | 1 | 1 | <Hunterkll> HOW DOES "GROUP HUG" = LETS GET NAKED NOW <Kiernian|Work> I don't know. <Hunterkll> maybe you never got invited to the orgies i guess | Cl0udNinja | 2022-08-29 00:55:20 CDT |
| 283 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Blasteh> you irc boys have that quote bot | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-14 11:11:08 CDT |
| 795 | 1 | 0 | <bdenlinger> Lol Bionic Beaver sounds like some kind of AI powered sex doll | csws | 2022-08-30 11:34:19 CDT |
| 1051 | 1 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> there are 2 kinds of people: those who can extrapolate from existing data | vinrock | 2023-07-06 08:08:18 CDT |
| 284 | 1 | 4 | grupmlestiltzkin | kindlehl | 2021-05-14 11:32:33 CDT |
| 285 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> Put your dick in it <yuken> hot. <yuken> mine's a bit too small tho | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-16 00:40:39 CDT |
| 31 | 1 | 1 | <jenglish> Are chess players athletes? <JollyRgrs> NO | xe0n | 2020-08-29 21:28:05 CDT |
| 544 | 1 | 0 | <rpifan> on a personal level im opposed capitalism and profit <rpifan> but i need to eat <rpifan> and get the botox | xe0n | 2021-12-01 07:26:49 CST |
| 800 | 1 | 1 | <fritzistable> This is a quoteworth line of text that does not involve yiffing. Thank you for your time. | fritzistable | 2022-09-03 10:18:05 CDT |
| 546 | 1 | 0 | fritzwastaken | nah the thong is there to floss after eating | PublicWiFi | 2021-12-01 09:27:07 CST |
| 802 | 1 | 0 | <CableNinja> yeah dont want the dentist smelling pissy teeth | fritzistable | 2022-09-05 15:03:30 CDT |
| 291 | 1 | 2 | test | b1 | 2021-05-19 12:08:49 CDT |
| 36 | 1 | 1 | <rpifan> the fat ugly germans, oh they are all over me <rpifan> id rather jerk off instead | xe0n | 2020-09-07 10:07:17 CDT |
| 804 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWifi> Jay-Ros lives at 123 fuccboi dr, hnnnnnngggg | csws | 2022-09-07 10:08:50 CDT |
| 1060 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> I make a pretty girl I tell you, I should start wearing dresses | estranger | 2023-07-19 13:56:12 CDT |
| 805 | 1 | 1 | estranger | you are worse than a mongo db | PublicWifi | 2022-09-08 08:46:36 CDT |
| 550 | 1 | 1 | »» You are now known as GibbyWifi <SantaGibby> o_O <GibbyWifi> this is going to confuse the shit out of ppl later {some hours later} <yuken> GibbyWifi, bottling cider today-tomorrow probably. pog. <yuken> but I don't wanna wait 30 whole daaaays. <SirSantalot> who the hell is GibbyWifi? <yuken> oh <yuken> that's not GibbyWifi. <yuken> that's not gibby. <SirSantalot> lovechild of SantaGibby and SantasWiFi? <GibbyWifi> go | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-12-10 04:22:30 CST |
| 39 | 1 | 1 | catbeard | "what is this? a restaurant for owls?" | enix | 2020-09-09 21:35:20 CDT |
| 1063 | 1 | 0 | sintax | i'm gonna show vegas my dick next next week | PublicWiFi | 2023-08-01 11:11:39 CDT |
| 40 | 1 | 0 | * notconnected (~lewl@2600:380) Quit (Quit: yes) <+xe0n> i hope he got the answer he was looking for <+Hunterkll> poor kids got a lot of reading to do on firewalls <+s-d> <nullrend> ibuprofen and aspirin for when he's done bashing head against desk <+Hunterkll> bottle of jack more like | xe0n | 2020-09-10 00:04:07 CDT |
| 552 | 1 | 0 | iphone | if you build it, they will cum | SantaWasTaken | 2021-12-10 11:01:40 CST |
| 297 | 1 | 0 | <s-d> <sam.david19> (d) how BOTS are talking in here | Hayden_Winters | 2021-05-25 00:33:54 CDT |
| 298 | 1 | 1 | <discord_> <oxipital> (f) well, not if you have the strap on | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-25 15:03:10 CDT |
| 1066 | 1 | 0 | <DomLS3> because JollyRgrs is right | PublicWiFi | 2023-08-14 16:08:22 CDT |
| 555 | 1 | 0 | <catbeard> i love a good slope that single black diamond? 2<SantaWasTaken2> is that... slang for someone? <SantaWasTaken> oh! | Cl0udSanta | 2021-12-14 15:07:20 CST |
| 44 | 1 | 4 | <quote> | enix | 2020-09-14 00:23:05 CDT |
| 812 | 1 | 0 | <perdent> Hunterkll whats the CVE? <Hunterkll> perdent: cve-go-fuck-yourself you little cunt | Cl0udNinja | 2022-09-16 02:25:28 CDT |
| 557 | 1 | 0 | <sd> <endermen1094> how hard is it to get into being a sysadmin coming from a game dev in high school | vinrock | 2021-12-16 14:43:43 CST |
| 1069 | 1 | 0 | cryptic1 | Onedrive is a drop is replacement for github | mistiry | 2023-08-17 14:09:39 CDT |
| 814 | 1 | 0 | <sd> <Jay-Ros> we fix computer systems, not idiots | Cl0udNinja | 2022-09-16 02:31:33 CDT |
| 304 | 1 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> I need to stop ordering taco bell breakfast. My sauce bucket is getting full | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-27 11:24:40 CDT |
| 1073 | 1 | 0 | <bdenlinger> Cause heaven forbid we ask farmers to not blanket their fucking fields in straight piss | Arlion | 2023-08-31 08:58:23 CDT |
| 51 | 1 | 0 | <Patrick> look, I'll listen to whatever you say PT lady. I just need to know I ain't gonna be fucked on the floor <Patrick> I prefer being fucked in a bed | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-17 00:40:05 CDT |
| 820 | 1 | 0 | <Nerbearr> I don't care about the CIA <Nerbearr> It's APT groups. <Nerbearr> I am using it on a burner PC <Nerbearr> You don't know me or what i do | Kiernian | 2022-09-20 04:29:56 CDT |
| 1077 | 1 | 0 | <fritzishippo> What constitutes a "monster" for you? <fritzishippo> 8"? | signalblue | 2023-09-18 20:09:57 CDT |
| 568 | 1 | 0 | +sd | <Hotmess> mostly if they have brains they use pki instead of pki | mistiry | 2022-01-11 18:18:55 CST |
| 1080 | 1 | 1 | <signalblue> !quote seinfeld | vinrock | 2023-10-03 09:35:07 CDT |
| 313 | 1 | 0 | <grumplestiltzkin> being into space, youd think elongated muskrat would know the well documented tale of the battlestar gallactica <PublicWiFi> grumplestiltzkin: maybe he's a cylon | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-06-04 08:37:21 CDT |
| 569 | 1 | 0 | <enix> I'm great at spreading ;) | JollyRgrs | 2022-01-11 21:30:00 CST |
| 825 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWifi> I remember finding a copy of Monsters Ball on VHS at my uncle's trailer [2022.09.27.23:36:48] <PublicWifi> watched Halle get naked so many times lol [2022.09.27.23:36:50] <mistiry> PublicWifi: and fapped it to halle berry <mistiry> LOL | xe0n | 2022-09-27 08:37:30 CDT |
| 570 | 1 | 0 | <McDonaldsWiFi> i'm a silly bitch | SirSceptalot | 2022-01-18 09:18:10 CST |
| 828 | 1 | 0 | <mistiry> yep i was in michael | shakygator | 2022-09-29 12:23:24 CDT |
| 319 | 1 | 0 | fritzwastaken | theres an entire cook book for seman CptLuxx | Hunterkll wrote it Hunterkll | what | PublicWiFi | 2021-06-11 08:06:04 CDT |
| 575 | 1 | 2 | <vinrock> | i took the past year to get over the shit relationship ive been stuck in for years <vinrock> | now im ready for some strange | PublicWifi | 2022-01-24 11:14:37 CST |
| 831 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWifi> i want a direct ass repo | fritzistable | 2022-10-03 12:25:41 CDT |
| 320 | 1 | 1 | <oxipital> teh_f4ll3n, this is good because its pocket sized <oxipital> so i can pull it out, put it back no bs required | JollyRgrs | 2021-06-11 10:53:28 CDT |
| 576 | 1 | 0 | <xe0n> s/flashlight/fleshlight <layer8> PublicWifi meant: "he cusses you the whole time cause you can't hold a fuckin fleshlight correctly" <xe0n> gotem | SirSceptalot | 2022-01-26 08:06:00 CST |
| 322 | 1 | 0 | <Hotmess> would you honestly like the update on m4221? <a1> did he get a job? <Hotmess> short version he got premoted <gibby> promoted to customer? | e1 | 2021-06-15 00:32:08 CDT |
| 67 | 1 | 1 | a1 | 2020-10-13 09:07:16 CDT | |
| 580 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <Jet> I am abstinent <+sd> <Jet> Only care about tech | xe0n | 2022-01-31 22:06:04 CST |
| 838 | 1 | 0 | <spookuprising> I love browns | vinrock | 2022-10-07 11:12:43 CDT |
| 71 | 1 | 4 | @d1> s/OUO/YOU | nobyk | 2020-10-15 07:53:01 CDT |
| 584 | 1 | 0 | <Jay-Ros> yeah a $5 adapter is gonna flop about like one of the girls in the dark parts of the club you find at the end of the night | SlaveGeek334269 | 2022-02-01 16:48:07 CST |
| 75 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <corona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morning | xe0n | 2020-10-15 20:12:28 CDT |
| 845 | 1 | 0 | <mitt3ns> I'm quieting doods. Maybe don't quote people in the bot while making fun of them. That's more assholish. | JollyRgrs | 2022-10-19 22:03:59 CDT |
| 335 | 1 | 0 | <BWMerlin> !quote 32 <BWMerlin> To be honest, I sometimes think I too should be in that discord | xe0n | 2021-06-30 18:43:47 CDT |
| 591 | 1 | 0 | <PattyCakes> yea, don't fuck with our asses | SirSceptalot | 2022-02-03 07:50:31 CST |
| 336 | 1 | 0 | jimender2> Im american. I cant spell | Jay-HPWebOS-Ros | 2021-06-30 18:46:42 CDT |
| 81 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <m4221> DrZak, you appear to be new here. Who the fuck are you? <xe0n> m4221: you're not allowed to ask those sorts of questions while you're on discord. <m4221> DrZak, I ask again, but on IRC this time <m4221> DrZak, who are you? | xe0n | 2020-10-30 00:54:09 CDT |
| 593 | 1 | 1 | <Hobadee> !quote 5pm <DoTheNeedful> Unable to locate a quote matching the search term: 5pm | e1 | 2022-02-03 21:24:23 CST |
| 338 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <giraffe> I used dd to write zeros on those drives. Then I created a new GPT table on both of them and later, I made one NTFS volume on both of the disk. <JollyRgrs> Microsoft was pretty smart, they made it so you can install windows w/o using linux | xe0n | 2021-07-02 02:28:56 CDT |
| 595 | 1 | 0 | <mistiry> >BDSM Submissive Anal Holes | vinrock | 2022-02-04 09:08:42 CST |
| 340 | 1 | 0 | <PrincessZoey> Who wants to watch me make out with a girl? <PrincessZoey> ....fucking irccloud this wasn't the channel I was just in | CableNinja | 2021-07-02 15:06:21 CDT |
| 341 | 1 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> Please wait while the update system initializes <Oliber> please blow in to this tube to authorise your pfsense <xe0n> more like suck <BWMerlin> I thought everyone loved pfsense | xe0n | 2021-07-07 05:24:07 CDT |
| 853 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <Going Apeshit> lmao I'm trying to sudo cd here and it's telling me cd isn't found what the fuck | JollyRgrs | 2022-10-26 10:49:38 CDT |
| 600 | 1 | 3 | <Hunterkll> mine can barely reatch the kitchen from here which is like a 5 second walk | <estranger> yeah my wife got a new pair | SirSceptalot | 2022-02-11 10:19:21 CST |
| 857 | 1 | 0 | <muppet> Sorry d, I'll give you a rest. | JollyRgrs | 2022-10-27 15:54:21 CDT |
| 90 | 1 | 0 | [06.11.2020.22:51:08] <StrongBad> rpifan: do you have personal goals [06.11.2020.22:51:13] <rpifan> lots of them StrongBad [06.11.2020.22:51:15] <StrongBad> like self improvement [06.11.2020.22:51:30] <StrongBad> do you think you exhibit erratic behavior | xe0n | 2020-11-06 06:51:44 CST |
| 602 | 1 | 0 | <sd> <Yukk> @Hotness Getting close, didn't need a mallet to take it out this time. | Hunterkll | 2022-02-11 21:56:24 CST |
| 858 | 1 | 1 | <fritzistable> I need to go open mouth kiss a walmart worker | SpookyNinja | 2022-10-28 04:14:28 CDT |
| 92 | 1 | 0 | [12:09:36] <@TurkeyGibby> NO THIS IS PATRICK [12:09:44] <Patrick> NO THIS IS PATRICK | b1 | 2020-11-06 12:10:39 CST |
| 860 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <Hotmess> sometimes i really hate how dumb ppl are in accedima <fritzistable> Did you mean accademia | fritzistable | 2022-10-29 07:34:01 CDT |
| 349 | 1 | 6 | iphone | 2021-07-16 08:59:03 CDT | |
| 606 | 1 | 0 | signofzeta | SELECT a.*, b.* FROM FritzFamily INNER JOIN 'if_you_get_my_drift' | fritzwastaken | 2022-02-14 15:10:39 CST |
| 863 | 1 | 1 | <onenerdyguy> this hurts my soal | mrghostman | 2022-10-31 08:57:33 CDT |
| 353 | 1 | 4 | <JollyRgrs> how else are you and the missus gonna watch all the incestual game of thrones scenes without the kids watching if no TV in the bedroom? <+sd> <ryalln> im in front of a scren 100% of my dady , i want one less place | xe0n | 2021-07-21 08:59:17 CDT |
| 866 | 1 | 1 | <CumFiend> time to destabilise the IRC with cum nicknames <CumFiend> SirNutsalot: Suggestion from my colleague: "SirSmegmalot" | fritzistable | 2022-11-03 05:12:36 CDT |
| 868 | 1 | 0 | !quoteadd <estranger> for more help /join 0 <Trifton> 0 is an invalid channel name anyways <estranger> try it* Trifton (~Trifton@user/trifton) has left #reddit-sysadmin | Trifton | 2022-11-04 10:10:11 CDT |
| 107 | 1 | 0 | <xe0n> yuken gets his first job at a pizza shop > asks for 401k <yuken> xe0n, gotta invest early ya dumbass. <yuken> I want to be retired in my 40s. | xe0n | 2020-11-15 22:44:42 CST |
| 363 | 1 | 1 | <retarded discord name> you suck mint is great <MikeSpears> mint is a dumpster fire <retarded discord name> you kinda right tho | Cl0udNinja | 2021-08-03 15:48:54 CDT |
| 365 | 1 | 0 | PublicWiFi | shit fucks | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-04 09:39:00 CDT |
| 880 | 1 | 0 | <sd> <bdenlinger> lol sintax I bet you struggle not to touch an electric fence | Hunterkll | 2022-11-23 13:25:46 CST |
| 625 | 1 | 0 | <Cl0udNinja> its like C, C# and python had a drunken drugfueled orgy and rust is their retarded baby | riff-IRC | 2022-03-01 14:40:39 CST |
| 881 | 1 | 0 | Hunterkll | 2022-11-23 14:26:07 CST | |
| 627 | 1 | 0 | <CableNinja> STOP GETTING PREGNANT <CableNinja> VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWNCAR | SirSceptalot | 2022-03-02 02:25:36 CST |
| 883 | 1 | 0 | <DrPattyOperates> I WOULD FUCK THAT FURBY | Cl0udNinja | 2022-11-29 00:30:39 CST |
| 884 | 1 | 0 | <Arlion> I AM GAY!. | SirSceptalot | 2022-11-30 07:47:04 CST |
| 373 | 1 | 0 | quote PublicWiFi | THE SEAT IS WOMEN | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-09 10:18:24 CDT |
| 885 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> its only micro when it's soft | JollyRgrs | 2022-11-30 08:17:59 CST |
| 120 | 1 | 3 | < xe0n> booo | nobyk | 2020-11-23 06:06:04 CST |
| 888 | 1 | 2 | <PattyPot> brown gets me down | thegodsquirrel | 2022-12-08 13:48:03 CST |
| 378 | 1 | 1 | <MikeSpears> fuck pfsense... I mean the products are good, but just fuck the company | xe0n | 2021-08-12 08:37:29 CDT |
| 890 | 1 | 0 | "<SirSceptalot> actually you came at an opportune time. Do you know if toilet tossing provides standard toilets in weight classes, or are they BYOT events? <Lancehead> fuck the what" | Kiernian|Work | 2022-12-09 03:11:09 CST |
| 635 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <mitchy93> I'm the kind bullshit talker | JollyRgrs | 2022-03-09 15:21:39 CST |
| 891 | 1 | 0 | <Cl0udNinja> I dont make any noise other than groans and the like, lol | JollyRgrs | 2022-12-12 22:30:30 CST |
| 380 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <bdenlinger> I swear every executive from the 90s was on cocaine. <zetorian> Bold of you to assume it stopped in the 90s <PublicWiFi> never underestimate neckbeards | xe0n | 2021-08-12 08:57:07 CDT |
| 892 | 1 | 0 | <Arlion> cryptic1's mom is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth. | signalblue | 2022-12-13 15:50:41 CST |
| 896 | 1 | 0 | FeralTerminator: I got a better chance getting a christmas day blowie from vinrock's mom during the christmas dinner than winning the lottery | Arlion | 2022-12-21 14:07:46 CST |
| 898 | 1 | 0 | <Kiernian> the lion, the witch, and the audacity of that bitch. | fritzisdragon | 2022-12-26 08:08:10 CST |
| 387 | 1 | 0 | rpifan | pflege means care, in the medical sense too @gibby | please pflege me xe0n | mistiry | 2021-08-16 18:22:36 CDT |
| 132 | 1 | 3 | sideup66 | 2020-11-29 22:04:01 CST | |
| 644 | 1 | 0 | Hunterkll | it's a blowjob machine | fritzwastaken | 2022-03-21 19:38:28 CDT |
| 900 | 1 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> anyway, a good blowjob later and it's running again <SirSceptalot> dunno what happened to the computer but at least I had fun | Cl0udNinja | 2023-01-03 00:47:28 CST |
| 133 | 1 | 3 | please do the needful sir | sideup66 | 2020-11-29 22:04:18 CST |
| 389 | 1 | 0 | <Hobadee> damnit - how do you add a quote? | iphone | 2021-08-19 10:42:09 CDT |
| 648 | 1 | 1 | <vinrock> GIBBY WILL BREAK YOU <*> DrGibbysWifi has kicked signalblue from #reddig-sysadmin (no) | monr0e | 2022-03-24 14:22:41 CDT |
| 137 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <RhubarbBread> Do I need a router between my modem and my managed switch? It kinda dictates whether I buy a modem-only device or a modem/router combo... Home network btw | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-02 22:54:25 CST |
| 393 | 1 | 0 | <monoxane> this is too funny but i have to go back to being a code monkey hopefully you work out how to open a new tab and type google.com some time before the inevitable heat death of the universe | JollyRgrs | 2021-08-23 00:29:42 CDT |
| 906 | 1 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> lol SQL express install: error 3010. Log says installed successfully and all checks passed:D <Lancehead> 3010 = install succeeded but restart required <teh_f4ll3n> why not just fucking say that? | Lancehead | 2023-01-10 05:13:19 CST |
| 140 | 1 | 3 | eeeeeeeeeeeeee https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/surrealmemes/images/b/bd/Orang.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/300/height/300?cb=20181230150131 | sideup66 | 2020-12-04 21:56:57 CST |
| 141 | 1 | 2 | estranger | NEEDS MORE KAFKA | McDonaldsWiFi | 2020-12-07 09:34:47 CST |
| 401 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <PublicWiFi> This feels dirty. | JollyRgrs | 2021-08-31 09:13:06 CDT |
| 658 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> i love man shit | Hunterkll | 2022-03-30 13:45:34 CDT |
| 914 | 1 | 0 | <sd> <Sparky> Should probably do Sex+/Net+ and get a jr security engineer position | Cl0udNinja | 2023-01-19 14:15:31 CST |
| 403 | 1 | 0 | teh_f4ll3n | the fuck are you doing on hold? go to bread! xe0n | can you use AD with an IP and not a domain...as in...not specify a ad namespace? signalblue | yeah like can I domain join a computer by using the DC's IP? fritzwastaken | xe0n: GO TO BREAD! xe0n | no xe0n | LOL | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-31 10:31:53 CDT |
| 659 | 1 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> "i was watching LTT".... and that's where i stopped caring | vinrock | 2022-03-31 14:42:49 CDT |
| 915 | 1 | 2 | <inquprising> my discord broke <+sd> <Natecat> yeah it's crapping out | JollyRgrs | 2023-01-19 19:10:39 CST |
| 916 | 1 | 0 | <sd> <Alternity> anyone using chatGPT for work? <technonerd> who needs a public defender when you can chatGPT your way outta trouble | inquprising | 2023-01-20 17:11:30 CST |
| 406 | 1 | 0 | xe0n | ive used a few, they're ccccccvdbbflinicnhnkthkkjkfcrdudjthibkiuthdc | fritzwastaken | 2021-09-01 20:32:19 CDT |
| 662 | 1 | 2 | <PublicWiFi> I had a obese dude get mad at me and take a mean poop in teh bathroom | SirClicksalot | 2022-04-06 08:31:16 CDT |
| 663 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> estranger gimme a mold of your peen so I can finally please my wife | Lancehead | 2022-04-06 08:39:31 CDT |
| 152 | 1 | 0 | [13.12.2020.15:46:09] <yuken> holy shit I am mentally handicapped | xe0n | 2020-12-12 23:47:23 CST |
| 664 | 1 | 0 | [23:25:56] <fritzwastaken> Why am I so toxic... | Hunterkll | 2022-04-06 22:26:30 CDT |
| 920 | 1 | 0 | <Kiernian|Work> I felt the balls and they were perfect | JollyRgrs | 2023-02-03 00:48:53 CST |
| 921 | 1 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> so why do you have a need to RDP into them? <+sd> <Ryu> because then I have to learn how to move files around in command line | JollyRgrs | 2023-02-04 01:15:32 CST |
| 924 | 1 | 0 | <d1> you can get this unique DIK N UR MOUF | fritzistable | 2023-02-06 19:37:44 CST |
| 157 | 1 | 0 | [15:50:55] <+s-d> <m4221> JollRgrs, it is so nice to see you here again. Thank you so much for all your helpful comments! | mistiry_ | 2020-12-17 15:52:15 CST |
| 925 | 1 | 0 | <Joe_> next you'll be telling me that France is a country | teh_f4ll3n | 2023-02-07 05:56:59 CST |
| 158 | 1 | 1 | [17:30:35] <+s-d> <rmg22893> I did a migration and went from 2018.4 straight to 2020.2.1 HF1 | b1 | 2020-12-17 17:47:39 CST |
| 415 | 1 | 0 | 22:39 <Work-BWMerlin> But then I started to not have friends so there was no point in a dedicated chat client and a separate email client and Thunderbird did enough for me 22:39 <GeorgeBluff> I just figured out irc at almost 11PM 22:40 <GeorgeBluff> guess who has no friends 22:40 <gibby> cryptic1 doesn't | jimender2 | 2021-09-08 21:42:32 CDT |
| 672 | 1 | 0 | <@DrGibbysWifi> I'd throw money at your bum | JollyRgrs | 2022-04-11 16:16:52 CDT |
| 928 | 1 | 1 | <Hunterkll> arduino, ethernet shield, IR dildo <Hunterkll> er <Hunterkll> diode <Hunterkll> wtf | Kiernian | 2023-02-08 16:40:27 CST |
| 929 | 1 | 0 | <sd> <Hunterkll> hey, yuyu is a friend of mine, i won't have you talking bad about her like that! <Cl0udNinja> oh are we refering to yuken as she now? | SirSceptalot | 2023-02-09 03:14:01 CST |
| 162 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jet> everything i need to learn is on the internet pretty much | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-22 23:59:05 CST |
| 674 | 1 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> I fucking hate sitting there taking a shit and making eye contact with someone washing their hands throught the slot in the door | vinrock | 2022-04-13 09:17:53 CDT |
| 419 | 1 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> if you are getting Kellog's Boot Loops, I hope it at least comes with a toy in the box | signofzeta | 2021-09-09 20:38:05 CDT |
| 676 | 1 | 0 | <yuken> JollyRgrs, I didn't get that part because I'm stupid. | JollyRgrs | 2022-04-14 08:05:07 CDT |
| 932 | 1 | 0 | <vinrock> bruh eat a dick i got 7 left | SirSceptalot | 2023-02-10 08:47:56 CST |
| 934 | 1 | 0 | <horseuprising> I'll just fuck your mom so i get a family discount | fritzistable | 2023-02-14 13:16:28 CST |
| 423 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> at least GCP doesn't go down like cryptic1 if you wave a quarter in his face | Cl0udNinja | 2021-09-11 02:47:56 CDT |
| 168 | 1 | 0 | <@DoTheNeedful> Quote #166 added, check it out on https://dotheneedful.online <+s-d> <Hotmess> nice to know your saving my epic wisdom xeon | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:43:28 CST |
| 936 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <Coldmess> how long is your scrotum | JollyRgrs | 2023-02-15 00:14:07 CST |
| 425 | 1 | 4 | <bloody> well by he, I mean the bot | int0x1C8 | 2021-09-13 15:54:08 CDT |
| 681 | 1 | 0 | <felda> You don't want to know how many dicks I had to tug to get that. | fritzwastaken | 2022-04-19 12:02:17 CDT |
| 172 | 1 | 0 | [17:27:41] <corona266> more like IP on ur mum [17:27:42] <+s-d> <public static void ahendrix() {}> We all should | corona266 | 2020-12-27 16:29:29 CST |
| 429 | 1 | 3 | quote @JollyRgrs | stop cluttering it up with poop | Oliber | 2021-09-15 09:00:19 CDT |
| 941 | 1 | 1 | <fritzistable> ive been playing with my wife for a long time | MrDrDicktard | 2023-02-16 09:05:19 CST |
| 430 | 1 | 4 | <fritzwastaken> i am super dumb and quote everything | int0x1C8 | 2021-09-15 09:01:51 CDT |
| 942 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> do you want a man or a boy <PublicWiFi> choose lol | fritzistable | 2023-02-17 08:04:35 CST |
| 431 | 1 | 4 | quote int0x1C8 | !add <fritzwastaken> i am super dumb and quote everything | fritzwastaken | 2021-09-15 09:02:28 CDT |
| 688 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <FeralTerminator> So I sit down at my desk and I start to hear something I should NOT have to hear at work... 2 racoons hate fucking in the wall next to me | JollyRgrs | 2022-04-25 08:46:01 CDT |
| 433 | 1 | 2 | <int0x1C8> if hitler had targeted furries instead of jews I'd be a neo-nazi today | iphone | 2021-09-15 15:14:57 CDT |
| 689 | 1 | 0 | <bomb> human milk is tasty | thegodsquirrel | 2022-04-27 06:56:14 CDT |
| 946 | 1 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> it could have been around the time when... hey come to think of it, does c1's mum live in texas? <fritzistable> parts of her do | monr0e | 2023-02-21 06:42:14 CST |
| 947 | 1 | 1 | [12:43:29] <misspwn> wow ya, PattyCakes is right | PattyCakes | 2023-02-24 12:45:29 CST |
| 181 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rootbear75> now i need to send you some DMs because i have questions <catbeard> gotta be on irc <+s-d> <Rootbear75> weechat doesn't work on windows <catbeard> ssh to a server that does | xe0n | 2020-12-31 11:31:33 CST |
| 694 | 1 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> Joe_: yeah, i got a flow you can see, but it's on my onlyflows account, you gotta pay up to see that | lancehead | 2022-05-06 07:58:38 CDT |
| 695 | 1 | 0 | <bdenlinger> gave your mum the ole release pipeline last night | lancehead | 2022-05-06 09:18:06 CDT |
| 951 | 1 | 0 | <PattyCakes> Neighbor told my to stop signing Shania Twain in my backyard naked. I wonder how they noticed. <Work-BWMerlin> I guess it didn't impress them much | JollyRgrs | 2023-02-27 21:01:32 CST |
| 185 | 1 | 1 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> rat is back <nullrend> ♪ backstreet rat is back | xe0n | 2020-12-31 23:28:07 CST |
| 442 | 1 | 0 | <Colour> | Their bottom line being drinking and being lazy and not learning anything new yes CptLuxx | sounds like rpifan | PublicWiFi | 2021-09-29 10:40:58 CDT |
| 190 | 1 | 3 | <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> it's not dedicated. And a 10gbps link sure as hell doesn't cost $549/mo! | ekaj | 2021-01-05 10:43:02 CST |
| 446 | 1 | 0 | <iphone> I'm a dog-cat hybrid, my fursona is named CatDOg | SpookyGibby | 2021-10-06 12:34:37 CDT |
| 191 | 1 | 0 | quote pcspkr | I forgot opensuse is pretty stylish | cryptic1 | 2021-01-05 20:41:42 CST |
| 448 | 1 | 2 | <iphone> I tried to add it to my nick, but libera says that's an errogenous nick | iphone | 2021-10-06 12:57:42 CDT |
| 194 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Joe> Anyone know what software was used for the security threat alert on the capitol PC? <+s-d> <Joe> https://imgur.com/a/JWnoMni | xe0n | 2021-01-07 09:42:52 CST |
| 454 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> You just don't get it jollyrgrs. You know all the smart people are on discord nowadays | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-14 09:06:51 CDT |
| 710 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <Yukk> As it turns out - I may have hypothyroidism. Shit can lead to straight up psychosis. <xe0n> did google tell you this? <fritzwastaken> nah, his bfs dad | xe0n | 2022-05-26 08:56:26 CDT |
| 966 | 1 | 0 | <fritzisahippo> rpifan: I would expect you to be much more skilled at being unemployed by now | JollyRgrs | 2023-03-17 17:20:00 CDT |
| 199 | 1 | 0 | <s-d> <Hunterkll> hilariously, almost got caught with my pants down | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-01-13 10:25:04 CST |
| 967 | 1 | 1 | <sintax> no work <sintax> more fappin <PublicWiFi> hello | teh_f4ll3n | 2023-03-20 10:29:50 CDT |
| 712 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <mitchy93> I'm going to milk this anyway, I can't work one handed on a keyboard | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-06-03 05:40:29 CDT |
| 969 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> sure, like you just fuck some dude's ass cuz she's worn out right? | fritzistable | 2023-03-24 04:17:13 CDT |
| 714 | 1 | 0 | < PublicWiFi> or dong, I like that one | mrghostman | 2022-06-06 11:49:43 CDT |
| 715 | 1 | 0 | vinrock | ive spread my ass so many times i cant count | PublicWiFi | 2022-06-06 11:50:40 CDT |
| 204 | 1 | 0 | +d1 | sup qt3.1415 | fritzwastaken | 2021-01-18 19:03:53 CST |
| 972 | 1 | 0 | <Cl0udNinja> 550... sure... 750.. ok... 755.. sure, I guess.. 554... WHO SMOKED THE PIPE TOO HARD?! | fritzistable | 2023-03-27 05:08:50 CDT |
| 717 | 1 | 0 | PattyCakes | anyone else routinely sneeze and accidentally shit yourself? | PublicWiFi | 2022-06-10 10:08:41 CDT |
| 973 | 1 | 0 | teh_f4ll3n: Thank you Arlion, you are the greatest linux systems engineer that ever was. You are so great and mighty. Thank you for taking the time out of your busy shitposting day to bless me with the holiest of Richard Stallman's commands. | Arlion | 2023-03-27 10:27:53 CDT |
| 718 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <mitchy93> Nah, I'm a softcock <xe0n> yeah we know, even a bike can beat you up <+sd> <mitchy93> Bite me <PublicWiFi> lol <PublicWiFi> but xe0n is right | xe0n | 2022-06-13 07:38:59 CDT |
| 207 | 1 | 0 | <waiting for you> So I’ll probably do a diploma in system admin to see if I can get a junior role <waiting for you> Maybe stay there for a year and hope my php skills are enough to be a developer | ekaj | 2021-01-19 23:20:12 CST |
| 975 | 1 | 0 | 13:54 <JollyRgrs> SirSceptalot: i'd prob end up on the sexual predators list in today's world | mistiry | 2023-03-29 08:55:29 CDT |
| 721 | 1 | 0 | <PattyCakes> The boss routinely grabs my junk | csws | 2022-06-20 03:33:26 CDT |
| 722 | 1 | 0 | Hunterkll | clothes are nothing more than government oppression | lancehead | 2022-06-20 03:41:44 CDT |
| 723 | 1 | 0 | <PattyCakes> cryptic1 get back to working on my mom | JollyRgrs | 2022-06-20 09:27:41 CDT |
| 724 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <felda> RAID is one of my backup solutions yes | JollyRgrs | 2022-06-20 09:46:42 CDT |
| 726 | 1 | 0 | <PattyBakes> PublicWiFi blood was drawn at 3:27pm (15ish ago) <PattyBakes> no results back yet <PattyBakes> testing for homosexual goblin levels <PattyBakes> sorry hemoglobin* | Cl0udNinja | 2022-06-20 15:42:48 CDT |
| 727 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> i got a job at mcdonalds just to get out more | cryptic1 | 2022-06-21 10:22:33 CDT |
| 983 | 1 | 0 | <+PattyCakes> I just love potatos | fritzistable | 2023-04-04 03:24:46 CDT |
| 729 | 1 | 1 | Hunterkll | bitch is plugged in and charging | fritzwastaken | 2022-06-21 11:32:40 CDT |
| 731 | 1 | 0 | <jay-ros> tfw someone finds your search results of "invisible man ejaculating" | JollyRgrs | 2022-06-23 01:00:16 CDT |
| 476 | 1 | 1 | [a normal sysadmin is not immortal, only a wise reddit-sysadmin is immortal ] | Activ8 | 2021-10-25 05:19:49 CDT |
| 221 | 1 | 2 | <vyz> welp boys just did my first ever raid 0 on a homelab server | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-01 12:55:32 CST |
| 477 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> i feel like im not a REAL asshole, just a fake one | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-25 08:12:43 CDT |
| 734 | 1 | 0 | PublicWiFi | I AM MOIST FOR YOU | fritzwastaken | 2022-06-24 08:51:36 CDT |
| 479 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <sysadmin> NAT is the best firewall | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-26 18:00:17 CDT |
| 991 | 1 | 1 | <teh_f4ll3n> Generaal_Eric, you're old enough to know to google first before asking questions in IRC <teh_f4ll3n> no excuses | fritzisahippo | 2023-04-12 06:21:53 CDT |
| 224 | 1 | 0 | <rpifan> also i just got banned from ##techsupport | xe0n | 2021-02-03 19:56:09 CST |
| 483 | 1 | 0 | <signalblue> why is IIS shit <signalblue> oh wait IIS is not shit <signalblue> my firewall is not setup correctly | xe0n | 2021-10-27 17:21:54 CDT |
| 485 | 1 | 0 | [2021.10.29.01:16:08] <yuken> I think I'd qualify as a "twink" if I lowered my body fat percentage, but eh. I don't think I stand out enough to be OnlyFans worth. | xe0n | 2021-10-28 10:16:48 CDT |
| 998 | 1 | 0 | <A-KO> anyways if any of y'all find your way to CA I'll give a factory tour as long as you're a US citizen and don't work for any competitors :P <JollyRgrs> A-KO: well, i mean... tbf, most everyone in here is probably a virgin... and they are a competitor, right? | SirSceptalot | 2023-04-17 08:43:34 CDT |
| 999 | 1 | 1 | <DomLS3> | post the god damn link <vinrock> | hey ill link it <vinrock> | you guys better not gime shit <vinrock> | https://twitter.com/VaxFreeSperm/status/1647961321722327040 <PublicWiFi> | LMFAO | PublicWiFi | 2023-04-18 09:08:55 CDT |
| 744 | 1 | 0 | fritzisfadeder | Should I Plan C my mother while I have c-section... lancehead | wat fritzisfadeder | wrong chat | lancehead | 2022-07-04 08:49:51 CDT |
| 1000 | 1 | 2 | <estranger> fritzishippo, I just paid the IRC $156k | JollyRgrs | 2023-04-18 09:49:48 CDT |
| 233 | 1 | 0 | < APottedPlant> yall know that feeling when you have to poo really bad | nobyk | 2021-02-25 09:16:15 CST |
| 1001 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <Jay-Ros> maybe you should start using an office naming convention with minint then? |<+sd> <Zurk> lol i cant just change our naming standards | JollyRgrs | 2023-04-19 08:54:06 CDT |
| 747 | 1 | 0 | PattyCakes │ I do things that make you go "damn" | fritzistable | 2022-07-05 17:41:21 CDT |
| 1003 | 1 | 0 | <constexpr> So in my office, 100% of vim users are on drugs, basically | fritzishippo | 2023-04-26 09:01:33 CDT |
| 236 | 1 | 0 | <Jay-Ros> I have some slight memories of partying | APottedPlant | 2021-03-04 00:05:20 CST |
| 748 | 1 | 0 | fritzistable │ each one is minted with a Certificate of authenticity that includes what was eaten that day, so you can verify the fartsum | fritzistable | 2022-07-07 08:57:06 CDT |
| 1004 | 1 | 0 | SirSceptalot | so does poop, but you don't see me sucking on sintax's willy because it might be a better alternative | sintax | 2023-04-27 08:22:46 CDT |
| 237 | 1 | 0 | [19:56:56] <+s-d> <sticks> Really, you need to say that I am I typeing here? I'm using vim to type it out lmao | mistiry | 2021-03-05 19:59:06 CST |
| 494 | 1 | 2 | 04:39:11 PM <HurdyGurdyBurdy> good thing about puking <HurdyGurdyBurdy> you can eat it again <CptLuxx> ... are you a dog? | CptLuxx | 2021-10-30 18:44:26 CDT |
| 1007 | 1 | 0 | <StrongBad> that duckling is such a slut you can see it in her eyes | fritzishippo | 2023-05-02 15:16:13 CDT |
| 1008 | 1 | 0 | <monr0e> I never thought I'd say the words " massively suicidal bears with constant hardons" | SirSceptalot | 2023-05-04 09:13:13 CDT |
| 753 | 1 | 0 | SirSceptalot> oh no <SirSceptalot> I just did an old person double click <SirSceptalot> I knew this day would come, but not now | vinrock | 2022-07-15 08:02:34 CDT |
| 498 | 1 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> you gonna lick it while it's on? :D <PublicWiFi> ill lick you senpai | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-02 07:49:43 CDT |
| 243 | 1 | 0 | <bdenlinger> I mean, exposing 3389 to the internet isn't the dumbest thing... I've seen today. | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-03-12 09:03:52 CST |
| 499 | 1 | 0 | <csws> my place was in the resources industry so they treated us like we drink into gold plated urinals | xe0n | 2021-11-02 08:56:23 CDT |
| 755 | 1 | 0 | <rpifan> im much more willing to try random stuff <rpifan> shoved in my face | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-07-15 11:58:37 CDT |
| 756 | 1 | 0 | <CoJaBo> Apparently, we've turned everyone's hamsters Portuguese | SirSceptalot | 2022-07-16 05:16:35 CDT |
| 758 | 1 | 0 | +sd | <Roadcrosser> I swear my actual sysadmin stuff is not this jank +sd | <Roadcrosser> which reminds me I should add backups on my servers already +sd | <Roadcrosser> I keep putting it off | ekaj | 2022-07-18 00:48:05 CDT |
| 1014 | 1 | 0 | <xe0n> whadda shit show | SirSceptacop | 2023-05-16 03:41:14 CDT |
| 504 | 1 | 0 | <hunterkll> and i'm not afraid to get it wet | Jay-Ros-NotAPie | 2021-11-03 23:56:38 CDT |
| 250 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Energy Drink Girl> how do you simulate a ddos on a local web server on nginx <Energy Drink Girl> well my website is suffering from a layer 7 ddos attack, I'm trying to replicate the attack with my new nnginx configuration <+s-d> <Energy Drink Girl> i tried ddosim but im getting errors | xe0n | 2021-03-24 23:39:53 CDT |
| 506 | 1 | 0 | <estranger> I'm not only the master of Kafka, also the master of what goes in my mouth | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-11-04 06:37:53 CDT |
| 762 | 1 | 0 | <felda> cryptic1's mom is quite nice. <PublicWiFi> nice in the sack <PublicWiFi> AMIRITE <shakygator> its been almost 6 years so im winning | signofzeta | 2022-07-20 15:22:58 CDT |
| 1019 | 1 | 2 | monr0e | 2023-05-20 18:07:06 CDT | |
| 252 | 1 | 0 | JollyRgrs 2) hot sex beats a stella on a hot day | jimender2 | 2021-04-01 20:06:00 CDT |
| 253 | 1 | 0 | <enix> No other game will you have someone run up to you, naked, carrying a spear, screaming "let me sniff your dick" | JollyRgrs | 2021-04-03 01:40:29 CDT |
| 765 | 1 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> i want her to dip her toes in hummus and then lick her fingers that are dipped in vegamite | fritzistable | 2022-07-25 12:24:00 CDT |
| 510 | 1 | 0 | <+sd_> <felda> Does anyone here happen to know how much it costs to get tested for autism as an adult? | xe0n | 2021-11-05 09:36:41 CDT |
| 766 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <bdenlinger> Got like 6 inches overnight | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-07-26 06:54:17 CDT |
| 511 | 1 | 0 | <sd_> <Khroners> Well, i wanted to try out Intune. 2hours with errors. I love Intune ! | Cl0udNinja | 2021-11-06 15:28:19 CDT |
| 1023 | 1 | 0 | <d1> fuck gibby | <d1> he's an asshole | JollyRgrs | 2023-05-21 21:38:04 CDT |
| 1024 | 0 | 3 | <+fritzishippo> it was a joke... <kenrin> Nope you need a diagnoses <xe0n> no u | fritzishippo | 2023-05-22 00:07:24 CDT |
| 513 | 0 | 0 | * giveshead is now known as lancehead <xe0n> you give head? confirmed. <lancehead> I do! Want some? | xe0n | 2021-11-08 07:32:00 CST |
| 258 | 0 | 0 | <technonerd> i wish i had a hydraulic press so i could do my wheel bearings <+s-d> <crit> i wish i had a hydraulic press so I can finally get some good CBT | xe0n | 2021-04-13 19:57:15 CDT |
| 515 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Hotmess> its full of those monsters you see on navel charts | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-09 09:19:25 CST |
| 1027 | 0 | 0 | 11:50 <Cl0udNinja> wow what the fuck is that bullshiiiit 11:51 <Cl0udNinja> guess im typing by hand goddammit | inquprising | 2023-06-12 11:52:06 CDT |
| 516 | 0 | 0 | 'internal, external, doesnt matter' mistiry | Telgareith | 2021-11-09 09:55:50 CST |
| 1028 | 0 | 0 | <sd> <feralterminator> You got a new house? Cool. I hope its a nice one <muppet> Yah it is. Brand new. Never been pooped in. | SirSceptalot | 2023-06-13 07:10:31 CDT |
| 517 | 0 | 0 | <Telgareith> so I don't need to embarrass myself again | thegodsquirrel | 2021-11-09 09:59:14 CST |
| 1029 | 0 | 0 | <inquisitiveuprising> Have you tried asking your wife to rebirth you | fritzishippo | 2023-06-13 10:01:10 CDT |
| 774 | 0 | 0 | <ekaj> cryptic1: i just submitted a bug report bitch i am working <cryptic1> well yeah you aren't using the product correctly <ekaj> i have never said i was good at IT <ekaj> just that I work in it | xe0n | 2022-08-11 23:03:43 CDT |
| 519 | 0 | 0 | <vinrock> my moms cook is a fuckin beast | CptLuxx | 2021-11-12 14:30:17 CST |
| 1031 | 0 | 0 | "<estranger> my ego is right-sized, unlike your VMs" | Kiernian|Work | 2023-06-14 06:52:23 CDT |
| 520 | 0 | 0 | <+fritzwastaken> i have a 2.5 package, is that ok? | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-12 18:41:02 CST |
| 521 | 0 | 0 | <vinrock> and if all else fails, get yaself a hot air station and a t203 chip writer <PublicWiFi> teh_f4ll3n can supply you with infinite hot air from his head | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-15 08:15:01 CST |
| 266 | 0 | 2 | 18:23 < SAGC> !up 160 | IRChickenLitToll | 2021-04-26 17:25:52 CDT |
| 522 | 0 | 2 | <Lancehead> wowawiewow, king in the castle, king in the castle, I have a VLAN | lancehead | 2021-11-15 08:53:05 CST |
| 778 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> DrZak: I NEED TO CHECK INSIDE YOUR ASSHOLE | SirSweatsalot | 2022-08-17 01:47:42 CDT |
| 1034 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> "I could get 3rd degree burns on my asshole at any second... HNNGGG" | JollyRgrs | 2023-06-15 07:59:06 CDT |
| 267 | 0 | 3 | /quit hacked lel | IRChickenLitToll | 2021-04-26 23:08:39 CDT |
| 779 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Dedsec> am i talking to humans or bots ? <fritzisahippo> bots mainly | xe0n | 2022-08-17 05:27:52 CDT |
| 1035 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> Cl0udNinja: yea well I half-liked fuckin' twilight so the fuck does that tell you, i'd probably like that too | Cl0udNinja | 2023-06-16 03:11:26 CDT |
| 268 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> dude its dollar store discord <voice> its discord without the spyware <JollyRgrs> i think the main diff between matrix and discord is that discord logs to China nad matrix logs to Russia | xe0n | 2021-04-27 09:31:52 CDT |
| 1036 | 0 | 0 | <+fritzishippo> why does it smell like hot euro sex in here? <SirSceptalot> s/ / *CLAP* <+layer8> fritzishippo meant: "why *CLAP* does *CLAP* it *CLAP* smell *CLAP* like *CLAP* hot *CLAP* euro *CLAP* sex *CLAP* in *CLAP* here?" | fritzishippo | 2023-06-20 04:05:01 CDT |
| 269 | 0 | 0 | Endermen1094[m] | <s-d "<J4Y> For $50 you can clean that"> Sounds a little sis | catbeard | 2021-04-27 18:34:42 CDT |
| 1037 | 0 | 0 | <onenerdyguy> I'm getting really tired of every vendor going "Cloud cloud cloud AI machine learning cloud!" <d1> cloud cloud cloud AI machine learning cloud! <onenerdyguy> you son of a bitch | Arlion | 2023-06-20 14:13:53 CDT |
| 270 | 0 | 0 | <oxipital> she's chinese, so i hate to say anything but.. <oxipital> i'm pretty sure she learned this practice the hard way at a foxconn plant | xe0n | 2021-05-04 09:15:05 CDT |
| 527 | 0 | 0 | <lancehead> I did not know that was a spaceballs line | <lancehead> Never watched it | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-16 08:05:33 CST |
| 1039 | 0 | 0 | <inquprising> xe0n no I have mommy cook all my tendies for me while I shit on people who don’t have kitchen space | JollyRgrs | 2023-06-21 19:33:48 CDT |
| 1041 | 0 | 0 | <inquprising> gimme the cum | SirSceptalot | 2023-06-22 08:07:36 CDT |
| 531 | 0 | 0 | <+fritzwastaken> my massages just got like 60% more expensive <+fritzwastaken> and 300% more risky | csws | 2021-11-17 23:06:52 CST |
| 787 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> I love a stick lol | JollyRgrs | 2022-08-25 08:36:58 CDT |
| 1044 | 0 | 6 | PattyCakes | I has a pussy on my lap | lancehead | 2023-06-27 08:22:14 CDT |
| 1045 | 0 | 0 | <estranger> for some reason when I was 8 riding in a car I saw a bird take off from a field and I went "I'm going to remember this bird forever" <estranger> I still close my eyes and visualize that fuckin bird | vinrock | 2023-06-27 12:08:09 CDT |
| 534 | 0 | 0 | spiderman | ballmer seems to have quite a bit of money spiderman | never heard of him before | mistiry | 2021-11-18 10:40:59 CST |
| 790 | 0 | 0 | hunterkll | 2022-08-27 00:00:50 CDT | |
| 1046 | 0 | 0 | <mistiry> something something "cunt" | <mistiry> i am Aus now | JollyRgrs | 2023-06-28 16:35:26 CDT |
| 535 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> so that won't exactly work <sd> <J4Y> @Hunterkll you're not rsyncing hard enough | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-18 23:44:28 CST |
| 791 | 0 | 0 | <sd> <nolove> whats with all the bot spam? | hunterkll | 2022-08-27 00:00:53 CDT |
| 281 | 0 | 0 | kindlehl | anyone want to butt-chug some brewskies? | APottedPlant | 2021-05-13 11:16:03 CDT |
| 1049 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> Cl0udNinja: i mean if satan's anus was profitable <Hunterkll> i guess anything can be | Cl0udNinja | 2023-07-03 23:58:18 CDT |
| 282 | 0 | 1 | <kindlehl> they eat my petunias | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-13 12:00:02 CDT |
| 538 | 0 | 0 | <rpifan> in the end youll be old and tired and no one is gonna care about how much you worked for a company | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-23 03:53:54 CST |
| 794 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> they wanted raw as fuck thrust | fritzisahippo | 2022-08-29 08:08:24 CDT |
| 1050 | 0 | 0 | <DrZak> if internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out. | Kiernian|Work | 2023-07-06 04:46:20 CDT |
| 796 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWifi> i have a few memories of when I was 3, included shitting my pants | <PublicWifi> I remember the weight of my turd lol | JollyRgrs | 2022-09-02 08:39:55 CDT |
| 29 | 0 | 3 | <PublicWiFi> unless.... this goes to the ground | fritzwastaken | 2020-08-13 20:46:26 CDT |
| 30 | 0 | 0 | <SysAdminGoneCraZ> I have an appointment soon to go to the BodPod to find out just how fat I am lol <jenglish> Do they have a DadBodPod? | xe0n | 2020-08-29 21:25:15 CDT |
| 799 | 0 | 0 | <fritzistable> You aint lives if you aint yiffed | Hunterkll | 2022-09-03 06:02:23 CDT |
| 1055 | 0 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> there's probably a cave painting out there somewhere indicating unga bunga's best pussy game | fritzishippo | 2023-07-10 07:55:46 CDT |
| 547 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <NinjaStyle> So I do a new client almost weekly | JollyRgrs | 2021-12-02 00:35:21 CST |
| 803 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Phorcys> what a shame dude I love thai strippers too <fritzistable> something about his elbow | JollyRgrs | 2022-09-07 09:58:50 CDT |
| 1059 | 0 | 0 | <sd> <3la> there should be a game where your weapons are cmd's <Trifton_> that's called multi-user *nix hacking | Trifton_ | 2023-07-17 20:51:06 CDT |
| 292 | 0 | 0 | <seednode> The only lusers are the ones who sit on IRC all day smh <catbeard> that's right! <catbeard> wait a minute | xe0n | 2021-05-20 22:47:10 CDT |
| 1061 | 0 | 0 | technonerd | They upgraded the lights in the bathroom at work and I still can't see my dong | PublicWiFi | 2023-07-20 15:15:24 CDT |
| 1062 | 0 | 0 | vinrock meant: "i bring in contractors for big big jobs but if i can bang cryptic1's mom out i prefer to do it" | signalblue | 2023-07-25 11:00:06 CDT |
| 551 | 0 | 5 | teh_f4ll3n> t 'em! | SirSantalot | 2021-12-10 04:23:18 CST |
| 296 | 0 | 0 | <bloody> (d) Someone please add that as a quote | enix | 2021-05-25 00:32:42 CDT |
| 1064 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> cryptic1's mom's pronound are lb/kg | JollyRgrs | 2023-08-10 08:55:55 CDT |
| 809 | 0 | 0 | <muppet_> FUCKING HOBBIT I KNEW IT | fritzistable | 2022-09-14 14:47:02 CDT |
| 554 | 0 | 1 | <vinrock> i thought about bleaching my asshole once | int0x1C8 | 2021-12-10 15:12:04 CST |
| 299 | 0 | 5 | <discord_> <jkdjeff> (d) I love discord | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-26 10:18:35 CDT |
| 1067 | 0 | 0 | Arlion: bitch im gay as fuck | DomLS3 | 2023-08-15 12:59:43 CDT |
| 556 | 0 | 0 | <Gene> Why are incels similar Microsoft excel? <Gene> Because they think everything is a date. | int0x1C8 | 2021-12-15 15:16:05 CST |
| 1068 | 0 | 0 | <sd> <feralterminator> I hit it with a hammer to see what was weak and it opened up like muppet's moms shorts | Trifton_ | 2023-08-17 07:14:31 CDT |
| 813 | 0 | 3 | my-cock-is-bigger-than-urs | perdent | 2022-09-16 02:25:53 CDT |
| 1070 | 0 | 0 | <estranger> basically squirt out in circles not at once heh <fritzishippo> tried to teach my wife that one <fritzishippo> she did not adapt well | SirSceptalot | 2023-08-18 05:33:42 CDT |
| 1071 | 0 | 0 | <technonerd> Eat the a before the d | DOMF | 2023-08-22 15:09:38 CDT |
| 816 | 0 | 0 | <Work-BWMerlin> It is okay, they will find the Discord soon enough and be amongst their own kind <Hunterkll> So why haven't you moved there yet? | xe0n | 2022-09-19 00:33:46 CDT |
| 1072 | 0 | 1 | <Hunterkll> maybe you're just stupid? <Shigbeard> thats also a fact | Shigbeard | 2023-08-22 20:30:10 CDT |
| 817 | 0 | 1 | <Jay-Ros> makes the ladies say "ohm" | fritzistable | 2022-09-19 08:10:43 CDT |
| 306 | 0 | 1 | <iphone> ipv6 rollout is as fast as a snail | riff-IRC | 2021-05-28 15:29:23 CDT |
| 818 | 0 | 0 | <estranger> [DaddyWiFi] idle 93:16:43 <-- lol, welcome to newbaby dadlife | JollyRgrs | 2022-09-19 10:27:55 CDT |
| 819 | 0 | 0 | <Nerbearr> no, i have been around devs at many companies | Kiernian | 2022-09-20 04:25:30 CDT |
| 309 | 0 | 1 | <teh_f4ll3n> what should I have for dinner? <int0x1C8> teh_f4ll3n, filet mignon <teh_f4ll3n> tired of beef <grumplestiltzkin> teh_f4ll3n, tired of beef? wtf? some kind of communist vegan? | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-06-01 12:05:15 CDT |
| 1078 | 0 | 0 | <sd> <feralterminator> I'm a certified dumb shit | Cl0udNinja | 2023-09-25 14:10:25 CDT |
| 55 | 0 | 0 | <rpifan> you are just jealous you dont get money for nothing | xe0n | 2020-09-23 05:33:55 CDT |
| 57 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Ryu> feels like to me, people can't let go of irc | xe0n | 2020-09-26 03:49:40 CDT |
| 1081 | 0 | 0 | <SirSpooksalot> listen signalblue <SirSpooksalot> listen signalblue <SirSpooksalot> here it comes <SirSpooksalot> wwooooOOOOOOOoooosh | signalblue | 2023-10-04 09:59:20 CDT |
| 314 | 0 | 3 | <telgareith> its a mess and IANAL | NROL-39 | 2021-06-07 00:35:50 CDT |
| 571 | 0 | 0 | 13:29:29 <Disconnect> Nowhere in the decades-old contract for `usps.com` does it mention "And support massive HIPPA-protected ordering of medical supplies. (As needed.)" So everything from contracts to culture is going to silo the crap out of that. (The only person lower than a fed contractor is a newer fed contractor. Or a subcontractor.) | DrGibby | 2022-01-18 13:32:20 CST |
| 60 | 0 | 3 | rpifan | id be so happy if i were 6 foot tall | fritzwastaken | 2020-09-28 13:30:04 CDT |
| 572 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Colour> I am a dumb face | xe0n | 2022-01-19 07:21:18 CST |
| 832 | 0 | 0 | <misspwn> deralick my balls | fritzistable | 2022-10-03 21:38:22 CDT |
| 577 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <bdenlinger> Like wtf it's just hanging there. It's be like 12 inches from my head | JollyRgrs | 2022-01-26 21:52:30 CST |
| 837 | 0 | 0 | <SirSpooksalot> is this a superhero prison nursery? | fritzistable | 2022-10-07 05:23:31 CDT |
| 840 | 0 | 0 | <muppet> Mines only 12"....around. | signalblue | 2022-10-12 15:47:21 CDT |
| 585 | 0 | 2 | <unorganized account> i should send what my at home cluster looks <Jay-Ros> is it a hotbed for rat orgies? | Azem | 2022-02-01 16:48:50 CST |
| 841 | 0 | 0 | <fritzistable> I miss my meth | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-10-18 06:24:31 CDT |
| 330 | 0 | 0 | <catbeard> hi misspwn_ :3 <JollyRgrs> catbeard: srsly, you simp so hard, you're stronger than diamond hands | xe0n | 2021-06-24 21:32:19 CDT |
| 842 | 0 | 4 | <JollyRgrs> i have experience with cmd.exe | @Kanye | 2022-10-18 10:28:58 CDT |
| 843 | 0 | 0 | <sd> <StrongBad> Til baobab trees aren't trees at all, they're the world's largest succulent | <SirSpooksalot> YOU'RE succulent | <SirSpooksalot> wait no | Hunterkll | 2022-10-19 01:13:09 CDT |
| 589 | 0 | 0 | <epony> I like my women to have monthly maintenance, weekly is a bit dramatic. <Molnija> ah yes, sexism. <Hunterkll> Molnija: to be fair, I like my guys the same way..... | xe0n | 2022-02-03 01:35:14 CST |
| 79 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> FLOOD * PublicWiFi was kicked by d1 (no u) <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-10-26 21:29:59 CDT |
| 592 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Mitchy93> Tickets are life <+sd> <Mitchy93> Proves to the business you are worthy | xe0n | 2022-02-03 17:27:48 CST |
| 337 | 0 | 0 | quote <jimender2> Lol. This came up in my suggestions on youtube. <jimender2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPWxcTOJfR0 <jimender2> Reminds me of discord users | gibby | 2021-06-30 19:26:40 CDT |
| 594 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> i dunno, all the balls i've delt with move prety quick ;) | JollyRgrs | 2022-02-04 01:50:50 CST |
| 851 | 0 | 0 | <sd> <bdenlinger> Yea as if Jon hunting wasn’t dehumanizing enough as it is. | SpookyNinja | 2022-10-22 20:05:04 CDT |
| 342 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <(dm only if prod isn’t working)c> Mike, can you get me a 2080 for 650usd? <MikeSpears> Doubtful <+sd> <(dm only if prod isn’t working)c> I will personally suck you off if you get me one for 650 or around 700 | xe0n | 2021-07-07 18:10:31 CDT |
| 598 | 0 | 0 | xe0n | he lives in his parents pineapple under the sea | fritzwastaken | 2022-02-09 08:35:22 CST |
| 854 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> let me give you way too much information at once | fritzistable | 2022-10-26 16:34:46 CDT |
| 343 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> she'll send me pictures during breakfast sometimes just to disappoint me <oxipital> is she hawt? <mistiry> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8MyoYZvgjk <mistiry> oxipital: ^ | xe0n | 2021-07-08 08:41:59 CDT |
| 855 | 0 | 2 | <DoTheNeedful> mistiry's Quote Stats | Submitted: 36 (4.22% of all quotes). | | Hunterkll | 2022-10-27 14:06:20 CDT |
| 856 | 0 | 0 | <DoTheNeedful> mistiry's Quote Stats | Submitted: 36 (4.22% of all quotes). | <mistiry> dang, 0.02% too much | Hunterkll | 2022-10-27 14:07:47 CDT |
| 601 | 0 | 0 | <nx032> is there a channel history command for this server or no? <teh_f4ll3n> not since the last incident around a primary school | zetorian | 2022-02-11 13:20:24 CST |
| 859 | 0 | 0 | <DrZak> cant smile, coz that shit terrifies children | csws | 2022-10-28 05:36:02 CDT |
| 861 | 0 | 1 | https://foaas.com/bucket/The%20IRC%20Community | fritzistable | 2022-10-29 20:39:05 CDT |
| 94 | 0 | 0 | <Patrick> oooooo I love the d | xe0n | 2020-11-07 05:06:32 CST |
| 96 | 0 | 3 | [14:01] <Patrick> something something Patrick | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-11-09 14:01:42 CST |
| 352 | 0 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> I wonder if Amazon sell gold Hamachi cables <crustacean> But what the heck is hamachi cable? <xe0n> vibrator power supply <teh_f4ll3n> That's Hitachi, xe0n. You uncultured swine <crustacean> teh_f4ll3n: Hitachi Magic Wand (trademark) | xe0n | 2021-07-19 05:15:07 CDT |
| 610 | 0 | 2 | +sd | <Phasey> congratulate me guys I am on my 8th fap since waking up 2 hours ago 😄 | fritzwastaken | 2022-02-16 09:50:47 CST |
| 355 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Nyx> what would you do if reptilians were actually running the government? <a1> you are what is wrong with the world <ravioli> rekt | xe0n | 2021-07-23 21:30:34 CDT |
| 356 | 0 | 1 | <vinrock> there wa sa scotsman at the bar last night and i realized that the way i differentiate a scottish accent is by imaginging the person yelling 'FREEEEEDOOMMMMMM' <vinrock> if it sounds like braveheart in my head i assume hes a scotsman and its proven to be somewhat accurate | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-26 10:31:08 CDT |
| 357 | 0 | 4 | Atin Ang Mundo | riff-IRC | 2021-07-29 22:22:01 CDT |
| 102 | 0 | 0 | <DeepSpaceK9> Tech Support started my path to hating Apple <xe0n> you're still in tech support <DeepSpaceK9> I'll always be in tech support. But the actual tech support title is where it started. | xe0n | 2020-11-13 02:14:44 CST |
| 870 | 0 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> thanks, internet. Pulled muscle, heart attack, pneumonia, or pericarditis... and of course lunch cancer | fritzistable | 2022-11-07 06:01:15 CST |
| 359 | 0 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> JollyRgrs: Penises are like monitors, once you have 2, you never go back to 1\ <@JollyRgrs> speaking from experience? | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-29 22:25:40 CDT |
| 871 | 0 | 2 | <xe0n> k | <Trifton> kk | <estranger> kkk | <estranger> o wait | Trifton | 2022-11-07 21:32:52 CST |
| 872 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> so you'd have about 12 inches sticking out the back into the wall | JollyRgrs | 2022-11-10 21:42:21 CST |
| 105 | 0 | 1 | <DeepSpaceK9> Aside from the squirrely updates and MS being dumb with the UI, I think the only legitimate problem I've had with W10 is the amount of data it phones home with by default. | xe0n | 2020-11-13 22:29:32 CST |
| 618 | 0 | 0 | Baltimore accent test: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2udcvuTpxdg | SirSceptalot | 2022-02-22 10:00:17 CST |
| 364 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <public static void ahendrix() {}> Were the positions reversed, any of our Discord users would be happy to help. <+sd> <public static void ahendrix() {}> *except* maybe Hotmess. <+sd> <public static void ahendrix() {}> He can get pretty flamey | xe0n | 2021-08-03 23:54:18 CDT |
| 876 | 0 | 1 | <Jay-Ros> I used to do giant ducks + melee only + ride animals <Jay-Ros> but now it's all about vat-grown cyborg vampire babies with rocket launchers | fritzistable | 2022-11-16 05:03:54 CST |
| 367 | 0 | 0 | <technonerd> touch me <technonerd> then just fsck me <technonerd> so i can repair filesystum <+xe0n> satisfaction... | xe0n | 2021-08-05 00:04:39 CDT |
| 879 | 0 | 0 | monrud0lph (irc): hey maccas you know how I'm a sisadmin noob right? hotmess seemed to think I was a sysadmin genius when I was telling that guy how to set up an apache frontend for his wide open security system | @sysadmin | 2022-11-17 10:43:50 CST |
| 624 | 0 | 1 | PublicWifi | dont assume im going in bare handed lol | fritzwastaken | 2022-03-01 10:48:56 CST |
| 113 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hunterkll> @Vegan Overlord and i hate using the fucking' discord client <+s-d> <xe0n> sucks fucking ballz <+s-d> <Vegan Overlord> Dude IRC is shit too | xe0n | 2020-11-20 07:28:01 CST |
| 369 | 0 | 1 | +sd | <nemisys> buttholes say "fuck you, taste me?" | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-05 12:21:12 CDT |
| 114 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Vegan Overlord> IRC was like back in the day 1.6 cs was a thing lol | xe0n | 2020-11-20 07:28:45 CST |
| 370 | 0 | 0 | <+xe0n> LOL you haven't poked me, you're a discord turd, i laughed lol | JollyRgrs | 2021-08-06 18:51:29 CDT |
| 626 | 0 | 0 | <mistiry> who brags about uptime in 2022? <cryptic1> ugh god <cryptic1> is someone doing that again? <cryptic1> please no | riff-IRC | 2022-03-01 14:43:58 CST |
| 882 | 0 | 0 | <PattyMakes> Hunterkll // <PattyMakes> did you just call me a fucking furry // <Hunterkll> yes // <PattyMakes> oh ok | Hunterkll | 2022-11-23 14:27:32 CST |
| 371 | 0 | 1 | <fritzwastaken> I tried once <fritzwastaken> fucking PublicWifi <PublicWiFi> I am married afterall | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-08-09 08:59:28 CDT |
| 629 | 0 | 0 | <PattyCakes> love me some 5 guys | JollyRgrs | 2022-03-03 16:12:20 CST |
| 118 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <h00t> any elite pen testers want to talk? <a1> what u need i'm pretty good at google | xe0n | 2020-11-21 22:21:52 CST |
| 887 | 0 | 0 | SantaGibby: c1's moms so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food. | Arlion | 2022-12-07 14:17:46 CST |
| 632 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> it needed a serious lube job :D | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-03-04 06:04:21 CST |
| 377 | 0 | 3 | <+sd> <Nyx> Are any of the netgate devices worth it? <xe0n> !quote great <PublicWiFi> ask MikeSpears <+sd> <Nyx> yup | xe0n | 2021-08-12 08:37:08 CDT |
| 636 | 0 | 3 | <PubicWifi> me and the wife learned that my dog loves cum rags lol | monr0e | 2022-03-11 08:42:20 CST |
| 383 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> what's up with that quoting business? <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> remember, I'm on discord so use simple language please <teh_f4ll3n> basically, sucks to be on Discord | xe0n | 2021-08-13 07:26:04 CDT |
| 639 | 0 | 0 | quote <Activ8> /msg NickServ identify xwDw@pU#m8EwVTc$FTR#%#ETxYE^Vpz3nN2ZbTX2LX%%gsxnqtno3T*pmZJ7wqCUc2H!tW6BHPSxZG%ThK3V^v4XVr!M57Xepq%6Xug9WRA*eionWGUHFqWQAm7q$JD2 | monr0e | 2022-03-12 12:53:06 CST |
| 385 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Hunterkll> or just learn how to shoot because combat is often not in automatic <+sd> <Yukk> hey, I can shoot. <technonerd> just like sex blow your load in 5 secs <+sd> <Yukk> techonerd, I don't do the sex. <+sd> <Yukk> so can't relate. | xe0n | 2021-08-15 01:09:01 CDT |
| 642 | 0 | 0 | fritzwastaken | jeez PublicWifi, you dont like Milk or buttholes, what do you like? | PublicWifi | 2022-03-17 10:31:14 CDT |
| 899 | 0 | 0 | <PattyCows> She does have a nice cock thouhg. | JollyRgrs | 2022-12-29 18:28:10 CST |
| 134 | 0 | 5 | <m4221> cryptic1, MongoDB ran faster by caching indexes in memory. (edited) | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-11-30 13:36:58 CST |
| 391 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> isnt sccm already fully supported on 2022? <xe0n> yeah maybe one day <jimender2> SCCM is the software center icon right? <Hunterkll> .... yea, we'll go with th at <xe0n> lolll | xe0n | 2021-08-20 06:00:38 CDT |
| 392 | 0 | 0 | 21:03 <mistiry> jimender2: nobody quotes on-topic chat, that'd be boring af | jimender2 | 2021-08-21 20:03:35 CDT |
| 649 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <felda> I've been raw dogging life for 30 years | thegodsquirrel | 2022-03-25 09:12:10 CDT |
| 394 | 0 | 0 | fritzwastaken | 10$ I get laid off tomorrow | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-24 00:23:25 CDT |
| 395 | 0 | 0 | oxipital | but future john toner had a response, he sent kyle roller-grease back to protect his mother | fritzwastaken2 | 2021-08-24 10:21:40 CDT |
| 651 | 0 | 3 | >sd><generaal eric™> OwO <sd><generaal eric™> whats this <sd><mitchy93> Monroe wanking over my feet | monr0e | 2022-03-29 06:33:47 CDT |
| 907 | 0 | 0 | <fritzisdragon> My sack is basically a place for me to pin my bling | SirSceptalot | 2023-01-11 06:59:14 CST |
| 910 | 0 | 0 | <vinrock> hoelab rack is kinda oldschool ever since virtualization | JollyRgrs | 2023-01-17 11:56:08 CST |
| 143 | 0 | 5 | <Steeve> bro | NROL-39 | 2020-12-07 12:23:47 CST |
| 399 | 0 | 3 | +sd | <ryalln> also bois, HIP THRUST FOR THE LADIES <PublicWiFi> | hell I thought about doing them and getting that disney mom ass +sd | <ryalln> somone turn that into a quote | PublicWiFi | 2021-08-30 08:27:36 CDT |
| 145 | 0 | 3 | <Hotmess> whats up with hyper-v? | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-09 11:05:08 CST |
| 660 | 0 | 0 | SirSceptalot> so you can get a bj as long as you don't touch her back? | SlaveGeek334269 | 2022-04-04 07:06:22 CDT |
| 665 | 0 | 0 | cryptic1 | D: | fritzwastaken | 2022-04-06 22:27:28 CDT |
| 410 | 0 | 1 | quote | dragonfleas | 2021-09-03 20:46:32 CDT |
| 922 | 0 | 0 | <SysAdminGoneCraZ> But fuck me | vinrock | 2023-02-06 08:37:53 CST |
| 411 | 0 | 0 | layer8 | yuken meant: "Hunterkll suck a dick yet sadly suck a dick yet sadlylegall suck a dick yet sadlycan't." | fritzwastaken | 2021-09-03 23:39:31 CDT |
| 416 | 0 | 0 | 22:44 <Work-BWMerlin> I am worried there is a disproportionate number of quotes that involve me | jimender2 | 2021-09-08 21:44:59 CDT |
| 417 | 0 | 0 | <cryptic1> !quote 375 <+sd> <Ada> i always used to get a strange kick out of clicking on those and pressing no on all the questions <+sd> <Ada> they still let you sign up if you're an underage gossiper with stds who hates quick sex | xe0n | 2021-09-09 18:36:14 CDT |
| 930 | 0 | 1 | <Hunterkll> yea well, this is consumer internets <Hunterkll> the SLA is LOL | mrghostman | 2023-02-09 06:11:39 CST |
| 421 | 0 | 0 | <Jay-Ros> because 'old money trust child' would be sweet | SlaveGeek334269 | 2021-09-09 22:02:43 CDT |
| 166 | 0 | 2 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> i mean you have to setup WinRM properly <+s-d> <Hotmess> but its a superior framework for remoting, re enterprise security | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:42:07 CST |
| 424 | 0 | 0 | <Wnt a new job!> Since married my net work has gone up like 500% | sintax | 2021-09-13 10:46:07 CDT |
| 937 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Coldmess> wait europes a country I thought it was a place | dsws | 2023-02-15 00:36:15 CST |
| 683 | 0 | 0 | PublicWiFi | ive offically chosen my path fritzwastaken lol | fritzwastaken | 2022-04-20 14:38:13 CDT |
| 939 | 0 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> "What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? At least one does something when it's triggered" | Arlion | 2023-02-16 08:23:35 CST |
| 428 | 0 | 3 | quote Activ8 | Tiny PublicWiFi | fritzwastaken | 2021-09-15 08:58:34 CDT |
| 686 | 0 | 0 | <sd> <Yukk> int0x1C8, you can shove anything in there that fits, lol. So long as it doesn't cause a safety hazard. | SirSceptalot | 2022-04-21 23:51:15 CDT |
| 690 | 0 | 5 | <Lancehead> nice : P I work at a very open office next to a major walking route so I just use weechat in WS | Cl0udNinja | 2022-04-27 14:32:31 CDT |
| 180 | 0 | 1 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> day drinking party in sysadmin voice chat <+s-d> <Hotmess> everyone welcome you beutiful ppl <+s-d> <m4221> It is a gay old time in here. | xe0n | 2020-12-31 11:10:43 CST |
| 948 | 0 | 0 | inquprising | im not logging in to my personal etsy at work | PublicWiFi | 2023-02-27 08:09:52 CST |
| 693 | 0 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> I have plenty on my phone which I use to tease my mom | JollyRgrs | 2022-05-06 07:19:10 CDT |
| 183 | 0 | 1 | <m4221> mistiry, your ignorance of the English language in PublicWiFi's case is quite apparent. Your stupidity and arrogance is apparent too. | ekaj | 2020-12-31 20:28:36 CST |
| 445 | 0 | 0 | <yuken> Hunterkll, I might drive to Utah & California in the next few months. Anything I should do on my way there? <yuken> xe0n, it's for gay sex, obviously. | xe0n | 2021-10-05 22:56:27 CDT |
| 957 | 0 | 5 | i9-7980XE / 2x 1080 Ti / 128GB ram / 2TB C: 960 Pro / 1TB NVMe / 512GB NVMe (last two just for games storage) / 6x 10TB drives / Rampage VI Extreme / all (except for pump and fittings) EK water cooling gear for everything / thermaltake tower 900 case / 2 radiators | Arlion | 2023-03-07 15:58:37 CST |
| 958 | 0 | 0 | <csws> constexpr, long time no see <constexpr> chat sex with sally! How r u?! | SirSceptalot | 2023-03-08 05:40:48 CST |
| 703 | 0 | 0 | < Kiernian|Work > shouldn't it be "trains of thought"? < sd > <voyager2cheesesticks> Well, for @Mitchy93 it would be a "bumpy topless land rover of thought" | fritzwastaken | 2022-05-15 00:43:18 CDT |
| 959 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Jay-Ros> I ain't fuckin with no kangaroo nipple flaps | JollyRgrs | 2023-03-09 22:52:41 CST |
| 704 | 0 | 0 | PattyCakes | I enjoy MacOS because I'm apparently a simp | PublicWiFi | 2022-05-18 13:05:41 CDT |
| 960 | 0 | 1 | Arlion: man cp Arlion: man find SirSceptalot: wrong box Arlion Arlion: man kill SirSceptalot: ruh roh | Arlion | 2023-03-13 08:53:29 CDT |
| 962 | 0 | 0 | <estranger> maaan my cat hasnt pooped yet, it has one hour | SirSceptalot | 2023-03-15 09:51:23 CDT |
| 707 | 0 | 0 | <vinrock> how on earf did you not know about meatspin <vinrock> that shits old af <fritzwastaken> Oh I have the high score | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-05-23 13:37:58 CDT |
| 963 | 0 | 0 | <bloody> sup <JollyRgrs> yo yo yo yo yo, what's up my bruther from a different mother? fo shizzle my sysadmizzle! <bloody> Sup homie, you're talkin' my language! Ain't nothin' but a sysadmin thing, ya feel me? Keepin' it real on the tech side, fo shizzle! How's the network flowin', my main man? | JollyRgrs | 2023-03-15 21:39:03 CDT |
| 196 | 0 | 3 | <xe0n> @Rat: so if your school principle asks you to attend a forum of like minded students who are interested in computers, are you going to ask for the url? <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> yes, because if my school principle referred to a meeting as a forum it would give the automatic impression that he is referring to an online forum xe0n <+Hunterkll> must be some | xe0n | 2021-01-11 19:42:36 CST |
| 708 | 0 | 0 | thegodsquirrel | Still like dick after a power nap | fritzwastaken | 2022-05-24 13:42:51 CDT |
| 709 | 0 | 0 | int0x1C8: "whoever told you dogs shouldn't take LSD clearly was not a dog on LSD" | signofzeta | 2022-05-24 15:03:00 CDT |
| 965 | 0 | 0 | <constexpr> yeah and you've been butplugging with us for the last several hours <Hunterkll> yea so? | SirSceptalot | 2023-03-17 05:24:19 CDT |
| 711 | 0 | 0 | <sd> <XeLaD> and these guys are fucking | int0x1C8 | 2022-05-31 09:50:53 CDT |
| 968 | 0 | 0 | <Dismas> I have no idea what IRC is | PublicWiFi | 2023-03-21 10:54:15 CDT |
| 201 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <pyathalon> xhamster seemed to have a purge too, a lot of my bookmarks disappeared <+s-d> <pyathalon> or rather greyed-out | xe0n | 2021-01-13 21:45:22 CST |
| 458 | 0 | 1 | <Hunterkll> and, well, if you're using a non-UEFI system..... something's gone horribly wrong | riff-IRC | 2021-10-18 05:25:49 CDT |
| 970 | 0 | 0 | <lancehead> Also same. She's goofy as hell and she looks inbred but I love er | SirSceptabot | 2023-03-25 05:24:29 CDT |
| 203 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <2077> who do you get openstack support from <+s-d> <dismal_scientist> I don’t think we do <+s-d> <2077> stunning and brave | xe0n | 2021-01-14 07:48:04 CST |
| 971 | 0 | 0 | <fritziztable> wut wut <fritzistable> in my butt | monr0e | 2023-03-27 03:20:02 CDT |
| 462 | 0 | 5 | < dragonfleas> ███████████████████████████████ < dragonfleas> ████╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬████ < dragonfleas> ██╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬██ < dragonfleas> | m4221 | 2021-10-18 22:52:59 CDT |
| 974 | 0 | 0 | <fruity_tomato> stick the pointy end up their arse | fritzistable | 2023-03-29 07:25:31 CDT |
| 719 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWifi> !quote pudding <DoTheNeedful> Unable to locate a quote matching the search term: pudding <PublicWifi> disappoint | monr0e | 2022-06-13 11:33:25 CDT |
| 720 | 0 | 0 | * | PublicWiFi MAKES GOAT NOISES | fritzwastaken | 2022-06-13 13:21:41 CDT |
| 976 | 0 | 0 | <fruity_tomato> you lasted longer than mistiry's patience | fritzistable | 2023-03-30 09:20:40 CDT |
| 209 | 0 | 1 | <yuken> aaa, I might buy a PinePhone <yuken> $199 for the 3GB model, even has a Debian logo! | xe0n | 2021-01-22 01:23:13 CST |
| 466 | 0 | 1 | <+sd> <giraffe> do sysadmins spend their time on IRC all day long? 😐 <+sd> <giraffe> also why using irc over discord | xe0n | 2021-10-20 08:25:33 CDT |
| 211 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <waiting for you> Does anyone like the clothing brand called coochee? <derpadmin> isn't coochee a vag in some language | xe0n | 2021-01-24 21:05:35 CST |
| 468 | 0 | 1 | <spiderman> well terrorism is technically an act of god | signalblue | 2021-10-20 20:06:09 CDT |
| 980 | 0 | 1 | PattyCakes | I haven't been able to get hard since like 2003 | mrghostman | 2023-03-31 09:30:02 CDT |
| 982 | 0 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> almost as painful as "cummy wummy"? | fritzistable | 2023-04-03 09:11:43 CDT |
| 984 | 0 | 0 | <+PattyCakes> hahahahahahahahahahahaha <SirSceptalot> s/a/onk <+layer8> PattyCakes meant: "honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk " | fritzistable | 2023-04-04 03:30:21 CDT |
| 730 | 0 | 0 | fritzwastokin | Hmmm, constant access to really good weeb? | fritzwastokin | 2022-06-22 06:08:08 CDT |
| 220 | 0 | 0 | <jimender2> HTML needs to die <xe0n> or you just learn it ;x <jimender2> drag and drop html is so much better | xe0n | 2021-01-31 19:42:12 CST |
| 988 | 0 | 1 | <constexpr> welcome to #reddit-sysadmin, IRC's home of "no thigh gap" | zippyy | 2023-04-07 08:42:52 CDT |
| 733 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> HA means different things for different scopes <xe0n> like for instance, i was pretty high and available last night | SirSceptalot | 2022-06-24 08:00:56 CDT |
| 989 | 0 | 0 | * PattyCakes shakes his shorty shorts | JollyRgrs | 2023-04-07 09:18:53 CDT |
| 990 | 0 | 0 | <estranger> that thing everyone uses backwards and they think sucks but makes your life so much easier if you flip it around <estranger> (like your mom) | SirSceptalot | 2023-04-11 06:44:37 CDT |
| 223 | 0 | 4 | <enix> It was a road I was getting trained up to go down, and it's a really interesting side of the industry | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-02 17:09:01 CST |
| 481 | 0 | 0 | <haise01> !quote <+sd> <Colour> Haha love the cli is a waste of time one <+sd> <sysadmin> CLI is a waste of time <+sd> <sysadmin> And I been in the field for a decade | xe0n | 2021-10-27 06:51:04 CDT |
| 737 | 0 | 0 | lancehead (~lancehead@user/lancehead) has quit (Quit: and remember kids, single mothers under 35 count as "crazy" for the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule) | fritzwastaken | 2022-06-27 09:57:46 CDT |
| 738 | 0 | 0 | misspwn | and i just takecare of stuff through the backend | fritzislearning | 2022-06-27 21:53:27 CDT |
| 227 | 0 | 1 | Jaelae> it was the only one i could find that would fit my skinny spot | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-05 12:28:51 CST |
| 995 | 0 | 0 | <+estranger> python is not ADA compliant | fritzishippo | 2023-04-14 13:54:04 CDT |
| 228 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <nullrend> to be fair most of the time if you don't see the GUI on a Windows install it usually means there's something wrong <+Hunterkll> @nullrend .... what? that means someone did it *right* | xe0n | 2021-02-09 03:50:43 CST |
| 740 | 0 | 0 | PublicWiFi │ its kinda short atm actually PublicWiFi │ :( | fritziswaving | 2022-06-30 16:02:46 CDT |
| 996 | 0 | 0 | <Riviera> lol look at that fartfrog expert right over there | fritzishippo | 2023-04-15 16:14:15 CDT |
| 997 | 0 | 0 | <+fritzishippo> "SLURP SLURP SLURP OWOOAOOHOAWOAOHOSO SLURP SLURP SLUPR OWWOOOWOHOAHOHA" | fritzishippo | 2023-04-16 04:25:24 CDT |
| 743 | 0 | 2 | SirSceptalot │ I dunno, I'll see it when it gets here. It supposedly has a flashlite and little knife or something | fritzisfadeder | 2022-07-04 08:15:55 CDT |
| 232 | 0 | 0 | CheckYourSix> Are there publicly searchable logs for this channel on the internet? | jimender2 | 2021-02-23 19:06:46 CST |
| 490 | 0 | 1 | +sd <sysadmin> Hobadee_: As of 2005, the term FSMO has been deprecated in favour of operations masters Hobadee_ (irc): sysadmin, OMFG! Can people stop renaming everything!? I have a hard enough time remembering all the damn terms as it is! | signalblue | 2021-10-29 13:29:52 CDT |
| 492 | 0 | 2 | <CptLuxx> good thing about puking | HurdyGurdyBurdy | 2021-10-30 18:41:37 CDT |
| 1006 | 0 | 0 | <mistiry> just boof it <Arlion> I've done that once and it was maggiiiccaaalllll | Arlion | 2023-04-28 09:18:29 CDT |
| 496 | 0 | 1 | <+sd> <Lancehead> Also, @ SirSceptalot, can you mail me a large sheet metal penis? For wall decoration? | csws | 2021-11-02 04:07:22 CDT |
| 241 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d_> <jkdjeff> I love yubikeys but people lose them at a ridiculous rate <+Hunterkll> i've yet to lose one, myself <+s-d_> <jkdjeff> well, we've established that you're perfect in every way, so | xe0n | 2021-03-11 23:37:30 CST |
| 1011 | 0 | 0 | <susan wilson> I'll teach anyone interested how to trade and earn 50k in just 72hrs from the crypto market.. Drop a direct message (HOW) for more details. <teh_f4ll3n> fuck off, bot <susan wilson> You are the bot | Arlion | 2023-05-10 11:07:34 CDT |
| 244 | 0 | 1 | <SAGC> Never fucking again though. | NROL-39 | 2021-03-15 17:08:21 CDT |
| 245 | 0 | 3 | <hackerman1337-xo> Tom Anderson you can print up t-shirts "I visited $OrgName and all I got was this lousy brand" 11:03 AM or "$OrgName has a serious *branding* problem" | jimender2 | 2021-03-17 10:07:31 CDT |
| 246 | 0 | 1 | <polar_> disregard phone, acquire tendies | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-03-17 10:12:46 CDT |
| 759 | 0 | 0 | PublicWiFi │ how does the poo particles not fly around on your balls/taint/butt cheeks | fritzistable | 2022-07-18 09:48:28 CDT |
| 760 | 0 | 0 | Hunterkll | 2022-07-19 16:04:26 CDT | |
| 1016 | 0 | 0 | <sd> <Shigbeard> and she cant get enough of it, its ear piercing levels of loud | SirSceptalot | 2023-05-17 07:23:28 CDT |
| 249 | 0 | 0 | 21:10:34 <+s-d> <Hotmess> huh guess i was wrong. last i heard the secret service were after them for creating their own currecny | d1 | 2021-03-24 21:15:34 CDT |
| 761 | 0 | 0 | <Arlion> if i could stick my nose higher farther up your butthole, i would. | Hunterkll | 2022-07-19 16:04:37 CDT |
| 1018 | 0 | 0 | <PattyCakes> I LOVE FURRY BUTTS | JollyRgrs | 2023-05-18 21:35:11 CDT |
| 507 | 0 | 5 | <xe0n> okay im out | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-04 09:14:35 CDT |
| 764 | 0 | 0 | <Arlion> i love dutch ovens | vinrock | 2022-07-22 13:48:05 CDT |
| 1021 | 0 | 0 | <A-KO> I've been bored all day. I can't find my socks. | fritzishippo | 2023-05-21 20:46:28 CDT |
| 254 | 0 | 1 | <+s-d> <felda> I'm golfing at a 9 hole club in town that has no practice range. <+s-d> <felda> The other problem is I'm a lefty, but I learned to golf with a right handed set because lefty sets are more expensive. | xe0n | 2021-04-06 08:26:04 CDT |
| 1022 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Mantisek> i dont really care about the password length being 64 chars tbh, that's a security consultant reading too much into quantum computers | fritzishippo | 2023-05-21 21:35:22 CDT |
| 255 | 0 | 1 | csws> my master is down right now due to a fire tho lol | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-04-06 11:37:17 CDT |