A collection of user-submitted quotes from the #reddit-sysadmin channel on the Libera.Chat IRC Network.
| ID | Upvotes | Downvotes | Quote | Submitted By | Entered on |
| 32 | 25 | 0 | <oxipital> i'm going to start a #sysadmin-newb channel <@killdash9> oxipital: we have that. It's called Discord | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-01 16:24:43 CDT |
| 69 | 21 | -2 | 69 69 69 69 SIX NICE NINE!!!!! | b1 | 2020-10-13 10:13:49 CDT |
| 1 | 13 | -6 | test quote please ignore | mistiry | 2020-07-03 19:27:05 CDT |
| 38 | 12 | 0 | <m4221> I just do the bare minimum not to get canned | enix | 2020-09-09 00:29:11 CDT |
| 173 | 12 | -1 | [16:26:11] <+s-d> <Rat> honestly my favorite way of staying secure [16:26:19] <+s-d> <Rat> is renting cheap vms on hosts all over the USA [16:26:34] <+s-d> <Rat> and GREing IPs to my router | b1 | 2020-12-27 16:30:24 CST |
| 13 | 11 | -1 | rpifan> selinux, i thought u stole money and a car from irc | d1 | 2020-07-28 13:16:05 CDT |
| 256 | 10 | -1 | <Hunterkll> check out my onlyfans <Hunterkll> https://onlyfans.com/hunterkll | b1 | 2021-04-10 00:18:35 CDT |
| 41 | 10 | 0 | <int0x1C8> cowboy butts drive me nuts | d1 | 2020-09-10 12:18:51 CDT |
| 73 | 10 | 0 | 14:52:08 <+s-d> <Jet> Anyways I’m really going outside and yes Ill most likely have sex. You nerds keep the computer on so I can watch funny memes when I get back home | d1 | 2020-10-15 14:52:40 CDT |
| 83 | 10 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> how in the heck do I import passwords from the windows web cred manager to chrome -.- <PublicWiFi> why is windows always garbage | d1 | 2020-11-03 10:51:15 CST |
| 103 | 10 | -1 | <Fritzwastaken> Last night I ad a dream where Shrek was turned into a lady ogre and Fionna was asked if she was cool with her and she said "Yea, im a bishreksual" and I woke up crying | JollyRgrs | 2020-11-13 08:40:17 CST |
| 9 | 9 | 0 | <ekaj> rpifan: what is your 5 year plan? <Fritzwastaken> Prolly his, chin, some lipo, some more botox | mistiry | 2020-07-08 14:14:03 CDT |
| 68 | 9 | -1 | [10:06:47] * d1 farts DomLS3farts.com | b1 | 2020-10-13 10:13:30 CDT |
| 78 | 9 | -1 | 21:23:02 <MikeSpears> pfsense is a great router | d1 | 2020-10-26 21:26:12 CDT |
| 4 | 8 | 0 | <@DoTheNeedful> Our servers, which art in the colo, hallowed be thy ports. Thy packets come, the needful will be done, on Windows as it is on *nix. Give us this day our daily logfiles, and forgive us our typos as we forgive those who make typos, and lead us not to the cloud but deliver us new hardware, for thine is the system, and the network, and the blinkenlights, ^M | mistiry | 2020-07-04 14:28:03 CDT |
| 7 | 8 | -1 | <+d1> everyone comes for the d | b1 | 2020-07-06 19:19:29 CDT |
| 8 | 8 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> niklasye: we wanted to offer help to the special and needy... discord users deserve a chance to hear our vast knowledge :P | mistiry | 2020-07-08 09:45:42 CDT |
| 375 | 8 | 0 | <+sd> <> Basically there was a sex in your area ad and i said why not and hit it, i made sure to not enter any sensitivr data but i did keep pressing buttons as well as the link multiple times. It was https but did change into another url which was weird | xe0n | 2021-08-10 21:06:12 CDT |
| 155 | 8 | 0 | <jay-ros> hey m4221, would you mind switching back to irc instead of discord? <jay-ros> I can't get the ignore function to work | xe0n | 2020-12-17 00:03:40 CST |
| 225 | 8 | -2 | <xe0n> the meat smell <xe0n> mmMmm | JollyRgrs | 2021-02-03 21:03:44 CST |
| 15 | 7 | 0 | <rpifan> i can always improve <d1> improve doesn't mean more Botox | mistiry | 2020-07-29 19:51:05 CDT |
| 27 | 7 | 0 | <m4221> xe0n answer my fucking pms <xe0n> nah | xe0n | 2020-08-13 00:41:35 CDT |
| 35 | 7 | -1 | <xe0n> i did get my wetsuit out of the car boot the other day lol <enix> you should probably dry it out <xe0n> it was dry <@d1> so it was a dry suit | xe0n | 2020-09-03 23:29:27 CDT |
| 53 | 7 | 0 | <felda> I've been facepalming so much lately I'm gonna start looking like a pug | PublicWiFi | 2020-09-22 09:24:20 CDT |
| 70 | 7 | 0 | <derpadmin> stop it xe0n, quote 64 gives me a notification and then I think I have friends | xe0n | 2020-10-13 17:30:10 CDT |
| 138 | 7 | 0 | <PublicWifi> i misplaced this little small plastic piece earlier and work and asked my coworker if she's seen a "little white thing" and she asked me if I was talking about my penis | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-03 08:37:12 CST |
| 163 | 7 | -1 | 15:43:35 <+s-d> <guemi> Man SSH tunneling might be the most powerful thing Linux has | DrGibby | 2020-12-26 16:11:55 CST |
| 169 | 7 | -1 | <+s-d> <Cousin> I am new here and dont post much. But can these bots fucks off? Like I dont come here to see these bots | xe0n | 2020-12-26 23:13:19 CST |
| 6 | 6 | 0 | <StrongBad> Your farts are a weapon of mass destruction | macinsight | 2020-07-04 14:47:52 CDT |
| 18 | 6 | 0 | [04.08.2020.11:05:36] <+s-d> <JohnPrem> I dislike discord ever since i found out the majority of staff were furries | xe0n | 2020-08-03 20:05:55 CDT |
| 45 | 6 | 0 | <@d1> I hear gateway laptops are good <locknet> d1, I didn't hear it before <xe0n> how old are you? <locknet> xe0n, 22 bro <xe0n> yep | xe0n | 2020-09-14 00:44:47 CDT |
| 302 | 6 | 0 | [23:15:14] <JollyRgrs> i was wanting to make the switch to opnsense... this just kinda rushed things... kinda like how rasengan did for the switch to libera | mistiry | 2021-05-26 23:20:02 CDT |
| 61 | 6 | 0 | "<PublicWiFi> im the biggest dum dum around" | int0x1C8 | 2020-09-28 14:38:16 CDT |
| 350 | 6 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> I LOVE ANAL | iphone | 2021-07-16 08:59:37 CDT |
| 110 | 6 | 0 | [12:05:38] <corn266> stupid question. if i buy a domain like `feetpicwarehouse.org`, does that mean i own all sub-domains as well? like `dirty.feetpicwarehouse.org` and `painted.toenails.feetpicwarehouse.org` ? | b1 | 2020-11-18 12:07:59 CST |
| 153 | 6 | 0 | [23:45:53] <m4221> JollyRgrs, don't fuck with me this way. all other trolling I will tolerate but this | mistiry | 2020-12-12 23:52:54 CST |
| 182 | 6 | 0 | 17:55:48 <mistiry> sorry this is dictator time, where i sit in my ivory tower and bask in my internet powers while heavy-handedly issuing moderator actions against undeserving users | DrGibby | 2020-12-31 17:57:17 CST |
| 240 | 6 | -1 | <+e1> why have abs when you can have kebabs | xe0n | 2021-03-08 21:05:47 CST |
| 248 | 6 | 0 | <catbeard> only tranny i've blown was in my old Taurus <xe0n> in the backseat catbeard, or was she driving | e1 | 2021-03-23 18:38:42 CDT |
| 2 | 5 | -2 | <+d1> Yeah fuck those spammers | JollyRgrs | 2020-07-04 01:43:41 CDT |
| 50 | 5 | 0 | <DomLS3> lot of quote spamming going on | Hunterkll | 2020-09-16 15:46:55 CDT |
| 62 | 5 | 0 | JollyRgrs> MikeSpears: yeah, I have an Abnormally Small Needledick. I heard you have an ASN, too! | catbeard | 2020-10-02 01:35:55 CDT |
| 64 | 5 | 0 | <+s-d> <SXEPhilFan2007> @derpadmin I can't even find "Xe0n" or "Xeon" mail filter on google | xe0n | 2020-10-09 20:27:52 CDT |
| 86 | 5 | 0 | <Patrick> big dicks, small dicks, jizz dicks.- I sucked em all | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:00:39 CST |
| 351 | 5 | 0 | <mistiry> oxipital == IT karen | vinrock | 2021-07-16 11:03:12 CDT |
| 97 | 5 | 0 | < Patrick> seriously hate this quote system. | nobyk | 2020-11-09 14:02:58 CST |
| 115 | 5 | 0 | [10:27:24] <+s-d> <xyz> is there a group policy that can enforce a 3090 on the video editors ou? [10:27:59] <+s-d> <xyz> like we don't want to buy a 3090, if we can just do it through group policy [10:29:47] <+s-d> <xyz> I mean can we just apply a GPU through software | b1 | 2020-11-20 10:33:03 CST |
| 144 | 5 | 0 | [13:00] <teh_f4ll3n> corona266, I prefer balls though | NROL-39 | 2020-12-07 13:00:30 CST |
| 148 | 5 | -1 | <+s-d> <ltl> I mean ... Microsoft Google apple all have user data in their companies <+s-d> <ltl> Microsoft gets hacked, so does google. Much harder to hack Linux bcuz of many distros | xe0n | 2020-12-11 00:10:03 CST |
| 408 | 5 | 0 | <signalblu> MOLEX to SATA is the Rolex of data | iphone | 2021-09-02 13:23:22 CDT |
| 409 | 5 | 0 | iphone | im a furry | PublicWiFi | 2021-09-03 12:12:22 CDT |
| 192 | 5 | 0 | 09:18 <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> grumple, I don't use vlans, I use multiple subnets with a MAC address prefix ruleset | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-06 08:20:11 CST |
| 202 | 5 | 0 | <technonerd> Did steam just shit itself? <d1> no but I did | enix | 2021-01-13 21:49:33 CST |
| 238 | 5 | 0 | [12:06:41] <JollyRgrs> and whatever you do, don't listen to @Hotmess | b1 | 2021-03-06 12:07:47 CST |
| 3 | 4 | 0 | <+d1> I would be genuinely sad if I could come up with a valid time where I wasn't doing something other than shitposting | mistiry | 2020-07-04 13:30:30 CDT |
| 260 | 4 | 0 | <Hotmess> dumbshits are dushits | mistiry_ | 2021-04-20 19:42:14 CDT |
| 11 | 4 | 0 | [26.07.2020.00:35:05] <Rootsudo> wow my body is becoming a chat [26.07.2020.00:35:06] <Rootsudo> chad [26.07.2020.00:35:14] <Rootsudo> I can't even process the sentence right, it's so foreign to me | xe0n | 2020-07-25 10:02:29 CDT |
| 12 | 4 | 0 | selinux> so 3 months into voice acting selinux> i booked a national tv ad selinux> i cried over it | d1 | 2020-07-28 13:03:55 CDT |
| 19 | 4 | 0 | [04.08.2020.16:52:35] <Motion> yeah, thanks ill fetch the call. Btw; u know whats their telnet-port? [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <Hunterkll> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <xe0n> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:44] <Motion> thx [04.08.2020.16:52:54] <Hunterkll> xe0n, great minds... ;) | xe0n | 2020-08-04 01:53:20 CDT |
| 28 | 4 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> @Telnet trust me, PublicWiFi isnt the only one who goes after c1's mum <PublicWiFi> DomLS3 too <Hunterkll> yea you all shouldn't be so mean to her <Hunterkll> she is a fine upstanding community bicycle <PublicWiFi> lol <fritzwastaken> | with like 4 seats | PublicWiFi | 2020-08-13 09:47:58 CDT |
| 290 | 4 | -1 | → dragonfleas joined <rpifan> did you come to pay back the car you stole from irc? dragonfleas | GIBBY | 2021-05-18 11:25:06 CDT |
| 37 | 4 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> d1: dude, i was v. impressed at how firm it was, like a new hole! | fritzwastaken | 2020-09-08 08:23:57 CDT |
| 295 | 4 | -1 | <enix> I just let my dog lick it clean for me | jay-ros | 2021-05-25 00:27:33 CDT |
| 47 | 4 | -1 | * d1 farts d1farts.com | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-14 12:50:10 CDT |
| 48 | 4 | 0 | <rpifan> im really low on money <fritzwastaken> DIdnt you just get Botox like 2 weeks ago? <rpifan> yes but this month i got paid 200 euro extra <rpifan> and thas what botox costs | xe0n | 2020-09-15 07:39:19 CDT |
| 76 | 4 | 0 | <Patrick> clearly my baby batter wasn't wanted fritzwastaken <misspwn_> perhaps your baby batter has too much gluten, and we're tryin to avoid getting autism | xe0n | 2020-10-21 21:22:38 CDT |
| 77 | 4 | 0 | <derpadmin> o365 is down <aab_> Not all of 0365 is down <aab_> i can still log in to my management portal <derpadmin> made you check, trolololo <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-10-24 03:19:31 CDT |
| 91 | 4 | -1 | [09:48:06] <JollyRgrs> https://rebecca.blackfriday [09:48:06] <l8> Title: Rebecca Black - Friday | b1 | 2020-11-06 09:48:31 CST |
| 100 | 4 | 0 | @cryptic1 | I HAVE LOGS! | PublicWiFi | 2020-11-11 11:48:44 CST |
| 112 | 4 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> DOMF: you can put bananas in your ass and pretend youre jerry seinfeld, idgaf :D | JollyRgrs | 2020-11-19 12:59:27 CST |
| 124 | 4 | 0 | <Hobadee> xe0n, NAT is a natural firewall and we don't care about internal security much | xe0n | 2020-11-25 17:28:17 CST |
| 127 | 4 | 0 | [00:14:54] <+s-d> <Jet> i just wanna have some friends [00:15:15] <xe0n> it's hard to be friends with someone who uses discord [00:15:54] <misspwn> but you're on discord [00:16:04] <xe0n> ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | mistiry | 2020-11-27 00:19:42 CST |
| 146 | 4 | 0 | <xyz> got half an inch here | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-09 13:57:34 CST |
| 147 | 4 | 0 | <+s-d> <ltl> I think Gentoo can handle that share of market that CentOS was having until they announced it's death | xe0n | 2020-12-10 21:47:00 CST |
| 160 | 4 | 0 | 20:12:57 <corona266> my 60 yr old mom got hot | SantaGibby | 2020-12-21 20:28:43 CST |
| 167 | 4 | -1 | 22:32:05 <+s-d> <Hotmess> Name Id Version Match 22:32:10 <+s-d> <Hotmess> Fedora Remix for WSL whitewaterfoundry.fedora-remix-for-wsl 31.5.0.0 Tag: wsl 22:32:56 <JollyRgrs> you trust "white water foundry"? 22:33:22 <+s-d> <Hotmess> i mean personaly id be more suspisous of kali 22:34:34 <+s-d> <Hotmess> for most ppl that it exists. but would be | DrGibby | 2020-12-26 22:42:29 CST |
| 432 | 4 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> a black woman at work today was joking with me and said im so white she gonna start calling me "new word document" | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-15 09:23:35 CDT |
| 215 | 4 | 0 | jay-ros> I'd include the discord users in that comment, but I picture most of them as the people who piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms | jimender2 | 2021-01-26 22:22:32 CST |
| 229 | 4 | 0 | <+a2> you know what I miss? <jay-ros> men? | xe0n | 2021-02-11 19:05:50 CST |
| 234 | 4 | 0 | < APottedPlant> yall know that feeling when you have to poo really bad < APottedPlant> so you run to the bathroom, and as youre pulling your pants down and bending over you toot a little cause you're turtling < APottedPlant> then you sit down and your nose is in the exact spot you just tooted | nobyk | 2021-02-25 09:18:08 CST |
| 242 | 4 | 0 | <xe0n> sfc /scanlater <+s-d_> <Adventure in Computers> It's saying that's an unknown command Xeon. | xe0n | 2021-03-12 00:09:37 CST |
| 265 | 3 | 0 | <+shakygator> what range are marksmanship tests conducted at <d1> usually a firing range | b1 | 2021-04-26 16:58:07 CDT |
| 14 | 3 | 0 | >ekaj I'm planning on hunting down dragonfleas from his dox and licking his feet | selinux | 2020-07-28 13:28:42 CDT |
| 16 | 3 | 0 | [01.08.2020.00:42:53] <PublicWiFi> so either your one site has a crazy wan pipe or you have a bunch of small sites [01.08.2020.00:43:00] <PublicWiFi> 100% traffic* [01.08.2020.00:43:22] <xe0n> maccas your ass takes a crazy wan pipe [01.08.2020.00:43:33] <+d1> s/wan/man [01.08.2020.00:43:40] <PublicWiFi> egress only [01.08.2020.00:43:46] <+d1> suuuuuuuuuuuuure | xe0n | 2020-07-31 09:44:16 CDT |
| 17 | 3 | 0 | [04.08.2020.10:57:40] <PublicWiFi> my dad is never over until I put my foot in my mouth at least once lol [04.08.2020.10:57:42] <PublicWiFi> day* [04.08.2020.10:57:46] <PublicWiFi> god damn, dad on the brain | xe0n | 2020-08-03 19:58:15 CDT |
| 274 | 3 | 0 | <xe0n> have you tried -force -gitgud | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-05 08:48:24 CDT |
| 20 | 3 | 0 | estranger | college was the craziest six weeks of my life | PublicWiFi | 2020-08-05 13:53:12 CDT |
| 288 | 3 | 0 | <Oliber> what is an azure? does it smell like toast? i can smell toast | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-18 10:00:41 CDT |
| 34 | 3 | 0 | <xe0n> you doing exam prep? <+a1> ye <enix> Whats the exam question <+a1> how many dicks can enix's mom fit inside <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-09-03 23:24:09 CDT |
| 42 | 3 | -3 | -- | Mode #reddit-sysadmin [+o enix] by ChanServ | enix | 2020-09-10 22:24:25 CDT |
| 300 | 3 | 0 | <gibby> (f) Please, if you have not, join libera.chat, and 1) https://temp-mail.org/ 2) /msg nickserv set email <new address> 3) /msg NickServ SET PASSWORD G0FuckY0urS3lfFN! 4) /msg nickserv drop username. See everyone on the other side | if you still have a client here on freenode, please /disconnect the server or /part the channel | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-26 12:54:47 CDT |
| 308 | 3 | 0 | <xe0n> !quote | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-06-01 10:29:09 CDT |
| 315 | 3 | 0 | <enix> Damn, xe0n they filled that job early. <JollyRgrs> s/that job/crytic1's mom <layer8> enix meant: "Damn, xe0n they filled cryptic1's mom early" | enix | 2021-06-07 20:47:08 CDT |
| 63 | 3 | 0 | [09:59:52] <JollyRgrs> i mean like, its basically the same thing barely noticeable changes | b1 | 2020-10-07 10:02:00 CDT |
| 65 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> right time for some coffe and anime <+s-d> <Hotmess> later all hope you have a good one:) <xe0n> thats an interesting way to wank in the morning | xe0n | 2020-10-12 07:33:22 CDT |
| 66 | 3 | -1 | * Work-BWMerlin_ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds) <xe0n> <waits for Work-BWMerlin to come in and say work internetz is borked> <Work-BWMerlin_> Another day, another issue with ubiquiti | xe0n | 2020-10-12 19:29:15 CDT |
| 324 | 3 | 0 | <Hunterkll> Ima fuckin jizz in your eyes <Hunterkll> that shit burns | csws | 2021-06-17 00:48:47 CDT |
| 328 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <donron> What ports (forwardings) are mandatory to get S2S and P2S working? <estranger> which vpn protocols you using <teh_f4ll3n> cryptic1's mom <+sd> <J4Y> Lmao | xe0n | 2021-06-22 06:48:51 CDT |
| 82 | 3 | 0 | <@d1> People who throw parties on Thursday are the same people who paint every room in their house "egg shell white" and their adventures into "exotic" spices is red pepper flakes <fritzwastaken> d1 thats basically my mom.. | xe0n | 2020-10-30 07:55:07 CDT |
| 348 | 3 | 0 | <+sd_> <ShinjinotIkari> @Moderator mail please give us an option to temp mute irc folks | xe0n | 2021-07-15 20:14:57 CDT |
| 93 | 3 | -1 | b1 | Even though this is not a democracy. | PublicWiFi | 2020-11-06 12:28:56 CST |
| 99 | 3 | 0 | <rpifan> i know some plumbing and electrical work <rpifan> well i installed the toilets <rpifan> and the sink <mistiry> he installed them backwards <mistiry> so now you pee in the sink <mistiry> and do the dishes in the toilet | xe0n | 2020-11-09 18:38:23 CST |
| 108 | 3 | 0 | <yuken> I asked hunterkill if I looked andogrynous since he likes them traps. <JollyRgrs> so you're hitting on Hunterkll ? <JollyRgrs> geez man | xe0n | 2020-11-17 00:46:40 CST |
| 366 | 3 | 0 | <@JollyRgrs> hey A-KO, got that headlight fluid changed yet? <+xe0n> his waiting on the side of the road for a new johnson rod <rpifan> whats a johnson rod <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: of all ppl, you should know | xe0n | 2021-08-04 18:41:53 CDT |
| 116 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Colour> And rpifan probably doesn't want personal questions from a rando <b1> its rpifan, he probably does | xe0n | 2020-11-20 20:25:06 CST |
| 379 | 3 | 0 | quote <felda> fritz I use opnsense now | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-12 08:38:53 CDT |
| 381 | 3 | 0 | <MikeSpears> | my cat just scared the hell out of me... I'm sitting at my desk working, and all of a sudden I feel something on my shoulder... the cat is using its paw to tap on my shoulder <xe0n> | lies, you dont work | PublicWiFi | 2021-08-12 08:58:33 CDT |
| 131 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jet> I’m having sex rn | xe0n | 2020-11-29 00:05:40 CST |
| 135 | 3 | 0 | <jay-ros> abakedapplepie - if it's cloudy, you might want to get your uric acid levels tested at a doctor <jay-ros> long term you could end up with kidney stones <signofzeta> Yeah, don't mess with kidney stones. I saw that episode of Seinfeld. | xe0n | 2020-12-01 20:53:16 CST |
| 396 | 3 | 0 | rpifan | and a meat grindr attachment teh_f4ll3n | grindr teh_f4ll3n | lol you should spend less time there | fritzwastaken2 | 2021-08-24 11:40:30 CDT |
| 142 | 3 | 0 | [mistory] something happened | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-07 12:15:23 CST |
| 149 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Core Dream Studios> is it ok to put my pp on the floor? i am literally out of desk space now and i cant a biggest desk atm | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-12 00:14:46 CST |
| 156 | 3 | 0 | <Hotmess> there is no such thing as a dumb question | ekaj | 2020-12-17 00:16:41 CST |
| 412 | 3 | 0 | <Roca> ANything to keep in mind when setting up a GMSA for the first time? <corn266> bob and vagene <signalblue> corn266: are you perpetually annoying or something? <corn266> yep :) | gibby | 2021-09-05 20:07:34 CDT |
| 420 | 3 | 0 | <xe0n> SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!! <gibby> 420 BRAZIE IT | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-09 20:39:25 CDT |
| 177 | 3 | 0 | <mistiry> !quote 176 <+s-d> <Hotmess> you know that pings me every time you quote that right | xe0n | 2020-12-30 10:14:40 CST |
| 435 | 3 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> cryptic1's mom is like the first slice of bread in the bag <PublicWiFi> everyone touches her, but no one really wants her | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-20 09:33:05 CDT |
| 437 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <Mantisek> this might be too advanced of a question for this server <Hunterkll> it's okay <Hunterkll> you have IRC support as well | xe0n | 2021-09-22 06:44:11 CDT |
| 188 | 3 | 0 | [12:44:22] <+s-d> <Rat> why are you paying 2 cents for your hookers? [12:44:34] <ekaj> that's all your mom charges [12:44:46] <+s-d> <Rat> my mom's a guy [12:44:54] <ekaj> that explain a lot.. [12:44:57] <tsarbomba> that's why the charge is only 2c | mistiry | 2021-01-04 12:47:18 CST |
| 193 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <bdenlinger> Working L1 is the equivalent of being a child. You're only worried about the next 5 minutes... <+s-d> <bdenlinger> And no one respects you <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> was that an insult directed at me or was it a statement? | xe0n | 2021-01-07 09:42:00 CST |
| 198 | 3 | 0 | <xe0n> i usually go down to the local cafe, chat up the chicks, get over charged for coffee | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-01-13 07:46:40 CST |
| 214 | 3 | 0 | <MikeSpears> Gotta love idiots | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-26 11:05:07 CST |
| 216 | 3 | 0 | <@d1> still waiting for that PoC <phonephreak> PoC stands for Piece of Crap, right? <@d1> for a phreak you seem to know very little. <phonephreak> i was being funny <phonephreak> I assume you meant Point of Contact <@d1> absolutely. | xe0n | 2021-01-27 00:51:44 CST |
| 239 | 3 | 0 | <+catbeard> hi misspwn <JollyRgrs> catbeard: if you gon' be simpin', you gotta start buying things off her amazon wish list | xe0n | 2021-03-06 23:09:09 CST |
| 257 | 2 | 0 | <APottedPlant> sometimes you gotta piss with the cock ya got lol | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-04-13 11:33:00 CDT |
| 259 | 2 | -2 | <Adventure in Computers> How do I look back at past quotes? | catbeard | 2021-04-20 19:07:59 CDT |
| 5 | 2 | -9 | StrongBad | macinsight | 2020-07-04 14:46:36 CDT |
| 261 | 2 | 0 | <yuken> Hunterkll, what lube should I use to tap this screw hole? <+s-d> <Blasteh> Ky | xe0n | 2021-04-20 20:18:49 CDT |
| 262 | 2 | 0 | <felda> I don't work hard at all lol | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-04-21 10:47:21 CDT |
| 263 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jay-Ros> give him a handy, it'll keep him awake for another 10 minutes <+s-d> <jkdjeff> You must not actually be a guy, those always put me to sleep | xe0n | 2021-04-22 23:19:53 CDT |
| 21 | 2 | -2 | [07.08.2020.16:52:40] <nobyk> can someone with power do the needfull to get the layer-eight thing working [07.08.2020.16:53:01] <xe0n> come again [07.08.2020.16:53:04] <nobyk> lol [07.08.2020.16:53:07] <xe0n> you want me to dtn? ok [07.08.2020.16:53:11] <xe0n> !dtn nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:11] * @DoTheNeedful nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:14] <xe0n> :D [07.08.2020.16:53:20] | xe0n | 2020-08-07 01:54:32 CDT |
| 277 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> Falling in love with software or platforms is always a mistake. Use the right tool for the job | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-09 15:59:22 CDT |
| 22 | 2 | 0 | [07.08.2020.23:36:06] <DomLS3> w00t my post in /r/sysadmin made it to the front page!: Congratulations! Your post made it to the front page. The first time we saw you on the front page your post was ranked 19 with 1553 comments and 5137 up votes. [07.08.2020.23:37:03] <PublicWiFi> oh no | xe0n | 2020-08-07 08:43:58 CDT |
| 23 | 2 | 0 | [11.08.2020.12:03:44] <rpifan> hey at the gay beach good looking dudes go [11.08.2020.12:03:58] <PublicWiFi> that sounds smelly [11.08.2020.12:04:04] <PublicWiFi> butt sex is so smelly | xe0n | 2020-08-10 21:04:44 CDT |
| 24 | 2 | 0 | [11.08.2020.13:05:57] <PublicWiFi> why is "Discover Weekly" on Spotify always garbage [11.08.2020.13:06:21] <@d1> maybe because you listen to shit music? [11.08.2020.13:06:31] <PublicWiFi> :( [11.08.2020.13:06:35] <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-08-10 22:07:00 CDT |
| 26 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d><JacobC> huh? that's not a complete thought <enix> Sorry, JacobC, not looking for input from Discord users <enix> If I gave a fuck what you guys thought I'd join the discord <enix> that's why I left it. | xe0n | 2020-08-12 21:16:12 CDT |
| 286 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> If you see bagged milk, put your dick in it <+s-d> <jkdjeff> I am never wrong | xe0n | 2021-05-17 06:05:37 CDT |
| 287 | 2 | -1 | <+s-d> <Bent> yea xe0n is basically sysadmin jesus | xe0n | 2021-05-18 07:44:03 CDT |
| 293 | 2 | 0 | <+discord_> <bdenlinger> (d) I told you this bot discriminates against discord uers <seednode> As it well should | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-21 11:53:05 CDT |
| 294 | 2 | -1 | <jay-ros> xe0n - you there? | enix | 2021-05-25 00:27:12 CDT |
| 43 | 2 | -1 | * m4221 ([email protected]/vpn/privateinternetaccess/m4221) has left #reddit-sysadmin | xe0n | 2020-09-13 01:58:03 CDT |
| 301 | 2 | 0 | <bloody> freenodecom (freenode): This channel has been reopened with respect to the communities and new users. The topic is in violation of freenode policy: https://freenode.net/policies | enix | 2021-05-26 18:02:40 CDT |
| 46 | 2 | 0 | <Motion> btw; anybody got a recommendation for a digital assesment management system? <xe0n> digital assesment management system...that's just a bunch of words put together <MaccasWiFi> those are just a bunch of words together <MaccasWiFi> LOL YES | xe0n | 2020-09-14 08:08:45 CDT |
| 49 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <mak_of_spades> noob question how do u get bot by ur n ame <mak_of_spades> its cool | xe0n | 2020-09-15 19:00:05 CDT |
| 305 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <Core Dream Studios> I chose guided install entire dick | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-27 17:13:11 CDT |
| 52 | 2 | 0 | <l8> PublicWiFi meant: "DO YOU NOT KNOW I AM A HIGH PRIEST OF THE COCAINE ORDER?" | Fritzwastaken | 2020-09-17 07:47:48 CDT |
| 54 | 2 | 0 | <rpifan> great news <rpifan> im getting fired but in march <xe0n> does that mean you'll stop talking about this place now? <+s-d> <Hotmess> We got a ranting and career advise section here on discord if you wanna come over and use them rpifan | xe0n | 2020-09-23 05:29:00 CDT |
| 311 | 2 | 0 | [2021.06.02.22:45:54] <PublicWiFi> what brand? [2021.06.02.22:45:54] <cryptic1> what brand? <PublicWiFi> jinx <cryptic1> sorry i ran out all I have are BANTS ;) | xe0n | 2021-06-02 07:47:37 CDT |
| 59 | 2 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> God damn it! How many quotes am i gunna be in... <+xe0n> hahahah <fritzwastaken> not more than rpifan thats for sure | xe0n | 2020-09-26 06:55:05 CDT |
| 323 | 2 | 0 | --> | m4221 ([email protected]) has joined #reddit-sysadmin <-- | m4221 ([email protected]) has quit (Killed (zirconium.libera.chat (Nickname regained by services))) | m4221 | 2021-06-15 01:06:23 CDT |
| 325 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <Hunterkll> accidentally spraying your GF in the face too <+sd> <Hunterkll> sometimes happens [2021.06.17.15:53:00] <Cl0udNinja> 'accidentally' [2021.06.17.15:53:01] <e1> "accidentally" | xe0n | 2021-06-17 00:53:41 CDT |
| 331 | 2 | 0 | <donger> (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง | ravioli | 2021-06-26 21:31:08 CDT |
| 333 | 2 | 0 | <chicken lit tool> How the fuck do I hush this consumer grade UPS <seednode> Scream back at it louder to establish dominance | gibby | 2021-06-29 12:41:55 CDT |
| 80 | 2 | -1 | quote JollyRgrs | fritzwastaken: if it feels too weird, just tell everyone she's your sister | fritzwastaken | 2020-10-26 21:34:50 CDT |
| 339 | 2 | -1 | <xe0n> because like wtfs a ventoy? <crustacean> xe0n: A multiboot tool <CableNinja> xe0n, its called a 'medium' in other countries <+sd> <giraffe> It’s a 17k star tool on GitHub <+sd> <giraffe> It’s awesome tho | xe0n | 2021-07-02 02:39:37 CDT |
| 344 | 2 | 0 | <signofzeta> We designed our networks to be perfect. They only malfunction when users get involved. | CableNinja | 2021-07-08 13:30:51 CDT |
| 354 | 2 | 0 | <xe0n> dont say i dont ever provide anything of value, except my jokes | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-21 23:28:31 CDT |
| 106 | 2 | 0 | <DeepSpaceK9> I need to be more witty so I can enter the quote hall of fame. | enix | 2020-11-13 22:33:21 CST |
| 374 | 2 | 0 | quote +sd | <public static void ahendrix() {}> If/when Discord goes under I will join the IRC, and you can quote me on that. | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-09 18:48:29 CDT |
| 122 | 2 | 0 | 18:19:53 <CoJaBo> I need to convert a metric fricktonne of documents from EXE format into PDF, so they can be used on the new computers | TurkeyGibby | 2020-11-24 18:35:34 CST |
| 126 | 2 | 0 | <a1> how old are you jet? <+s-d> <Jet> 23 <jay-ros> serious? <jay-ros> I thought you were 17 | xe0n | 2020-11-27 00:03:29 CST |
| 129 | 2 | 0 | [00:39:35] <Seirdy> everyone keeps shilling the trackpoint but honestly who needs that when vim keybinds exist? the mouse is obsolete | mistiry | 2020-11-28 00:40:49 CST |
| 386 | 2 | 0 | rpifan | like this GPO stuff seems to be AD specific | PublicWifi | 2021-08-16 10:12:19 CDT |
| 139 | 2 | 0 | fritzwastaken | Im not helpful, just an ass | PublicWifi | 2020-12-03 09:04:45 CST |
| 398 | 2 | 0 | <yuken> @Hunterkll My brain is so smooth, your insults simply slide off. | Cl0udNinja | 2021-08-26 16:26:38 CDT |
| 404 | 2 | 0 | <sd> <Colour> Pshh I'm a Windows admin and discord user I'm not smart enough for that | Cl0udNinja | 2021-08-31 10:40:04 CDT |
| 151 | 2 | 0 | <rpifan> Im in Morroco <rpifan> That's where i am right now <rpifan> Getting sun <+s-d> <ltl> Vitamin D <xe0n> yep, he's trying to get that, sure of that one. <rpifan> Gay is banned here <xe0n> LOL <+s-d> <ame> sounds gay | xe0n | 2020-12-12 08:45:40 CST |
| 154 | 2 | -1 | <m4221> JollyRgrs would you like to know where in southern siberia? <@SantaGibby> hopefully somewhere without internet | xe0n | 2020-12-14 21:56:00 CST |
| 413 | 2 | 0 | quote <csws> wow teh_f4ll3n going to prison RIP <teh_f4ll3n> brb | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-09-06 10:59:27 CDT |
| 161 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <xyz> because there's always dnstrails.com to disclose subdomains and other domains on the ip <+s-d> <sunrunner20> wtf <+s-d> <sunrunner20> how do they find out my subdomains <+s-d> <sunrunner20> I thought those were private to my DNS server | b1 | 2020-12-22 09:42:30 CST |
| 418 | 2 | 0 | <Telgareith> xe0n: It's not a toy. It'll be my primary storage. I take my storage more seriously than a lot of businesses | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-09 20:20:03 CDT |
| 164 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> i am also been aroud long enought to remeber when winzip got its exe changed:) <+s-d> <Hotmess> back in the day guys <Hotmess> like 15years ago winzip was avablie on a ftp server. someone decided to drop some spyware in as a lol | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:40:35 CST |
| 422 | 2 | 0 | <Synapse> Im gonna use my digital footprints delete script for discord and see how it workss,. <Synapse> All my messages are being deleted in this server | Cl0udNinja | 2021-09-10 01:36:14 CDT |
| 171 | 2 | 0 | [14:39:24] <+s-d> <Rat> i agree that a large portion of IRC users are much more inclined and intelligent | b1 | 2020-12-27 14:39:53 CST |
| 427 | 2 | 0 | <bloody> what does your client look like <bloody> IRC client <int0x1C8> well it looks like a bunch of text | Cl0udNinja | 2021-09-13 16:03:48 CDT |
| 174 | 2 | 0 | <ramzilla> where is the non binary version man is offensive | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-28 01:40:15 CST |
| 175 | 2 | 0 | <catbeard> because who doesn't enjoy squirting | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-28 15:30:51 CST |
| 179 | 2 | 0 | 00:47:13 <+s-d> <Hasher> I can make an .exe you might not like opening. | DrGibby | 2020-12-31 00:54:20 CST |
| 436 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <Button Pusher 3000> yay firewall problems at 2am... <@JollyRgrs> stop making changes at 1am | xe0n | 2021-09-22 02:37:29 CDT |
| 438 | 2 | 0 | <xe0n> RL is gold tier gaming | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-22 23:50:35 CDT |
| 184 | 2 | 0 | m4221: "mistiry, in my opinion which is shared by others, you are an idiotm" xe0n: "@m4221, in my opinion which is shared by others, you are a known troll, we have logs" | enix | 2020-12-31 20:33:16 CST |
| 187 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> speaking of throughput i pleasantly woke up at 4am last night because BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP was coming from the server room <fritzwastaken> do you always call the room with your computers in it the server room? <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> no, the server room is in my basement | xe0n | 2021-01-01 00:37:51 CST |
| 189 | 2 | 0 | 22:20:45 <+s-d> <Rootbear75> Copy pasting is actually really good when exporting | DrGibby | 2021-01-04 22:21:28 CST |
| 206 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> i know zilch regarding cybersec i dont wanna hear it | xe0n | 2021-01-19 21:16:02 CST |
| 212 | 2 | 0 | <Rpifan> Has anyone here grown weed | int0x1C8 | 2021-01-25 15:24:47 CST |
| 217 | 2 | 0 | [09:20:31] <+s-d> <waiting for you> If I was to download something from Linus.. Should I go with Linux or Ubuntu? | mistiry | 2021-01-27 09:21:18 CST |
| 226 | 2 | 0 | <mistiry> speaking of sudo bug <mistiry> we ever get that PoC? <mistiry> @Rat plz confirm | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-05 11:10:11 CST |
| 247 | 2 | 0 | <xe0n> some people suck at asking questions <xe0n> refer to this channel <ogo> any idea how i can accurately time an animation that is being played in the browser? | xe0n | 2021-03-23 08:43:22 CDT |
| 251 | 2 | -3 | <+s-d> <parismillyteri> Yeah hunter knows their shit better than most of us | JollyRgrs | 2021-03-24 23:41:09 CDT |
| 264 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> I think I'm gonna get myself a helmet though, since I'll be using them to get around downtown a lot <JollyRgrs> ah, you're gonna start riding the short bus? | JollyRgrs | 2021-04-25 22:40:17 CDT |
| 10 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> c1, oh no, i had to speak to my PISA handler in japan <Hunterkll> er i mean <Hunterkll> www.google.com/search?q=how+to+delete+irc+comment | b1 | 2020-07-10 18:05:57 CDT |
| 272 | 1 | 0 | * csws runs Get-Date <JollyRgrs> csws: you know that's the calendar date... powershell can't get you a woman | xe0n | 2021-05-05 00:59:18 CDT |
| 276 | 1 | 0 | <jkdjeff> Dammit, us discord plebs can't vote | jimender2 | 2021-05-05 22:02:59 CDT |
| 278 | 1 | 0 | <s-d> <felda> For Mother's Day I increased the font size on all her devices. <s-d> <felda> She said it was the best Mother's Day gift.<s-d> <felda> Also I got her some flowers and fabric for her sewing machine, but whatever ¯\(ツ)/¯ | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-10 09:04:00 CDT |
| 280 | 1 | 0 | <APottedPlant> !quote anal <@DoTheNeedful> Unable to locate a quote matching the search term: anal <APottedPlant> good | xe0n | 2021-05-12 08:44:10 CDT |
| 25 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d><sunrunner20> [img url] <+s-d><sunrunner20> My home network atm <xe0n> nice clothes hooks <xe0n> how fast are they, 100mbp? <technonerd> 10baseT | xe0n | 2020-08-11 23:13:19 CDT |
| 285 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> Put your dick in it <yuken> hot. <yuken> mine's a bit too small tho | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-16 00:40:39 CDT |
| 31 | 1 | 0 | <jenglish> Are chess players athletes? <JollyRgrs> NO | xe0n | 2020-08-29 21:28:05 CDT |
| 33 | 1 | -1 | @d1 | smoke meth | enix | 2020-09-02 22:42:23 CDT |
| 289 | 1 | 0 | <jkdjeff> And it's not really an NDA thing, more professional courtesy and that I hate you all | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-05-18 11:21:32 CDT |
| 36 | 1 | 0 | <rpifan> the fat ugly germans, oh they are all over me <rpifan> id rather jerk off instead | xe0n | 2020-09-07 10:07:17 CDT |
| 39 | 1 | -1 | catbeard | "what is this? a restaurant for owls?" | enix | 2020-09-09 21:35:20 CDT |
| 297 | 1 | 0 | <s-d> <sam.david19> (d) how BOTS are talking in here | Hayden_Winters | 2021-05-25 00:33:54 CDT |
| 44 | 1 | -3 | <quote> | enix | 2020-09-14 00:23:05 CDT |
| 304 | 1 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> I need to stop ordering taco bell breakfast. My sauce bucket is getting full | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-27 11:24:40 CDT |
| 310 | 1 | 0 | -- | enix is now known as m4221 | cryptic1 | 2021-06-01 17:37:37 CDT |
| 312 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> OVH is cool though <Hunterkll> they watercool everything <JollyRgrs> some things they thought they'd go the opposite way and fire cool it all <JollyRgrs> didn't turn out so well | xe0n | 2021-06-04 02:19:14 CDT |
| 313 | 1 | 0 | <grumplestiltzkin> being into space, youd think elongated muskrat would know the well documented tale of the battlestar gallactica <PublicWiFi> grumplestiltzkin: maybe he's a cylon | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-06-04 08:37:21 CDT |
| 58 | 1 | 0 | <krumelmonster> Also please remember xe0n: No Politics, No Religion. Please respect. <fritzwastaken> s?)Yea xe0n! <fritzwastaken> Follow the rules ya jerk | xe0n | 2020-09-26 06:53:12 CDT |
| 316 | 1 | 0 | <+a1> riff-IRC: were the caged mice mad <riff-IRC> a1: very. Built a mechanism that could grab the trap, open it, and empty it without risk of me getting bit. <+a1> so despite all their rage, they were still just mice in a cage? | xe0n | 2021-06-09 00:34:34 CDT |
| 318 | 1 | 0 | <Haise> https://stopdisablingselinux.com/ | Cl0udNinja | 2021-06-10 17:27:40 CDT |
| 319 | 1 | 0 | fritzwastaken | theres an entire cook book for seman CptLuxx | Hunterkll wrote it Hunterkll | what | PublicWiFi | 2021-06-11 08:06:04 CDT |
| 320 | 1 | 0 | <oxipital> teh_f4ll3n, this is good because its pocket sized <oxipital> so i can pull it out, put it back no bs required | JollyRgrs | 2021-06-11 10:53:28 CDT |
| 321 | 1 | 0 | <Hotmess> meh i like m4221 | e1 | 2021-06-15 00:11:35 CDT |
| 322 | 1 | 0 | <Hotmess> would you honestly like the update on m4221? <a1> did he get a job? <Hotmess> short version he got premoted <gibby> promoted to customer? | e1 | 2021-06-15 00:32:08 CDT |
| 67 | 1 | 0 | a1 | 2020-10-13 09:07:16 CDT | |
| 71 | 1 | -3 | @d1> s/OUO/YOU | nobyk | 2020-10-15 07:53:01 CDT |
| 327 | 1 | 0 | <e1> your finger strength must be amazing <riff-IRC> oh yea <e1> hats off to your missus | riff-IRC | 2021-06-21 20:54:57 CDT |
| 329 | 1 | 0 | <enix> apparently they lost a hub <CoreISP> should use a switch instead. Pa-dum-tssss. I'll show myself out. | enix | 2021-06-24 17:38:42 CDT |
| 74 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <corona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morning | xe0n | 2020-10-15 20:11:57 CDT |
| 75 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <corona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morning | xe0n | 2020-10-15 20:12:28 CDT |
| 332 | 1 | 0 | <@killdash9> it's one of those drugs that works on people and humans | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-06-28 10:53:56 CDT |
| 334 | 1 | 0 | <BWMerlin> But I did plan and did shift in batches. <xe0n> nice <BWMerlin> I just planned to do it yesterday and shift it one batch | Cl0udNinja | 2021-06-29 18:36:11 CDT |
| 335 | 1 | 0 | <BWMerlin> !quote 32 <BWMerlin> To be honest, I sometimes think I too should be in that discord | xe0n | 2021-06-30 18:43:47 CDT |
| 336 | 1 | 0 | jimender2> Im american. I cant spell | Jay-HPWebOS-Ros | 2021-06-30 18:46:42 CDT |
| 340 | 1 | 0 | <PrincessZoey> Who wants to watch me make out with a girl? <PrincessZoey> ....fucking irccloud this wasn't the channel I was just in | CableNinja | 2021-07-02 15:06:21 CDT |
| 85 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <sunrunner20> I wonder if non multiple of Word sized variables have a performance penalty * +s-d <sunrunner20> wonders what % of the room he just lost * +s-d <corona266> wonders what % of the room you had | xe0n | 2020-11-05 21:17:46 CST |
| 87 | 1 | 0 | <javi404> i paid $19 for a double martini last night cause i was bored. <javi404> fuck my life <javi404> i stole the glass <javi404> no tip | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:16:18 CST |
| 88 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <abakedapplepie> xe0n all you do is quote | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:18:00 CST |
| 345 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <sea> used linux for 3 years on my desktop with 300 distros, i3wm, dwm etc., got annoying and switched to macos | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-09 15:37:16 CDT |
| 90 | 1 | 0 | [06.11.2020.22:51:08] <StrongBad> rpifan: do you have personal goals [06.11.2020.22:51:13] <rpifan> lots of them StrongBad [06.11.2020.22:51:15] <StrongBad> like self improvement [06.11.2020.22:51:30] <StrongBad> do you think you exhibit erratic behavior | xe0n | 2020-11-06 06:51:44 CST |
| 346 | 1 | -1 | <csws> ok so I do have a discord account but I just use it for talking to people <Hunterkll> that's... what it's for.. | e1 | 2021-07-12 22:35:31 CDT |
| 95 | 1 | 0 | [mistiry]: something happened | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-11-09 13:52:31 CST |
| 98 | 1 | 0 | <mistiry> Senior Executive Director or Helpdesk Engineering <mistiry> s/or/of <l8> mistiry meant: "Seniof Executive Directof of Helpdesk Engineering" <@cryptic1> SENIOF | xe0n | 2020-11-09 17:32:33 CST |
| 101 | 1 | -3 | quote PublicWiFi | TurkeyGibby: can i stroke your snood | Fritzwastaken | 2020-11-11 13:42:36 CST |
| 358 | 1 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> get it? get it? ROACHES! RAID! I make a joke! | riff-IRC | 2021-07-29 22:22:22 CDT |
| 104 | 1 | -1 | <+s-d> <corona266> mine only has 8x8000s and another one with 8x2080Ti <+enix> miner? <+s-d> <corona266> no i'm of legal age | xe0n | 2020-11-13 19:06:57 CST |
| 360 | 1 | -2 | @JollyRgrs | but you do constantly want two penises in you? | fritzwastaken | 2021-07-29 22:26:55 CDT |
| 361 | 1 | 0 | <sd> <telgareith> then you try to have sex with the shift key at the login screen | riff-IRC | 2021-07-31 02:07:16 CDT |
| 363 | 1 | 0 | <retarded discord name> you suck mint is great <MikeSpears> mint is a dumpster fire <retarded discord name> you kinda right tho | Cl0udNinja | 2021-08-03 15:48:54 CDT |
| 109 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <rmg22893> the difference between a server and a desktop is how many phone calls you're going to get if you turn the box off | xe0n | 2020-11-17 23:11:58 CST |
| 117 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <scruple> what are these quotes? <+s-d> <scruple> oh it doesn't show up here <@TurkeyGibby> yes <@TurkeyGibby> well <@TurkeyGibby> discord has a lot of limitations <xe0n> yeah it sucks <@TurkeyGibby> I mean, other than that | xe0n | 2020-11-21 00:45:38 CST |
| 373 | 1 | 0 | quote PublicWiFi | THE SEAT IS WOMEN | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-09 10:18:24 CDT |
| 120 | 1 | -1 | < xe0n> booo | nobyk | 2020-11-23 06:06:04 CST |
| 376 | 1 | 0 | <a1> i bought this supplement, it's supposed to give me 200% growth <+xe0n> inch on inch growth? <@gibby> IoI <JollyRgrs> hey gibby, what is your forecasted IoI for FY22? <@gibby> 1" | xe0n | 2021-08-10 22:58:33 CDT |
| 121 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jet> !quote <xe0n> loser <JollyRgrs> <sad_trombone.ra> | xe0n | 2020-11-24 02:34:24 CST |
| 378 | 1 | -1 | <MikeSpears> fuck pfsense... I mean the products are good, but just fuck the company | xe0n | 2021-08-12 08:37:29 CDT |
| 123 | 1 | 0 | <corona266> JERKIN OFF TO MISTIRY | McDonaldsWiFi | 2020-11-25 12:19:47 CST |
| 380 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <bdenlinger> I swear every executive from the 90s was on cocaine. <zetorian> Bold of you to assume it stopped in the 90s <PublicWiFi> never underestimate neckbeards | xe0n | 2021-08-12 08:57:07 CDT |
| 125 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Deep Space K9> You don't have friends. You're like me and just have people who tolerate you. I'm kidding please don't murder me <mittens> DSK9 Not wrong! :') | xe0n | 2020-11-26 06:42:27 CST |
| 128 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Deep Space K9> Hunterkll: I only act like a cunt towards little dick cheese bitch bois. <Hunterkll> so why aren't you acting like a cunt to yourself? <Hunterkll> get fucked <+s-d> <Deep Space K9> Hunterkll: Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the shit pouring out of your mouth. | xe0n | 2020-11-27 23:16:16 CST |
| 130 | 1 | 0 | [29.11.2020.13:59:06] <Windy> wait, why is my 2tb disk only 1.81 tb :~( | xe0n | 2020-11-28 21:59:24 CST |
| 387 | 1 | 0 | rpifan | pflege means care, in the medical sense too @gibby | please pflege me xe0n | mistiry | 2021-08-16 18:22:36 CDT |
| 132 | 1 | -3 | sideup66 | 2020-11-29 22:04:01 CST | |
| 388 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> Fucking fritzwastaken | iphone | 2021-08-18 10:50:48 CDT |
| 133 | 1 | -3 | please do the needful sir | sideup66 | 2020-11-29 22:04:18 CST |
| 389 | 1 | 0 | <Hobadee> damnit - how do you add a quote? | iphone | 2021-08-19 10:42:09 CDT |
| 390 | 1 | 0 | <Joe-Developer> I want more anal quotes to upvote | Hobadee | 2021-08-19 10:42:10 CDT |
| 137 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <RhubarbBread> Do I need a router between my modem and my managed switch? It kinda dictates whether I buy a modem-only device or a modem/router combo... Home network btw | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-02 22:54:25 CST |
| 140 | 1 | -3 | eeeeeeeeeeeeee https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/surrealmemes/images/b/bd/Orang.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/300/height/300?cb=20181230150131 | sideup66 | 2020-12-04 21:56:57 CST |
| 141 | 1 | 0 | estranger | NEEDS MORE KAFKA | McDonaldsWiFi | 2020-12-07 09:34:47 CST |
| 397 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> I'm on discord <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> but since I'm on discord, I'm too stupid to distinguish between one word and another word | xe0n | 2021-08-26 06:34:48 CDT |
| 400 | 1 | 0 | <rpifan> there used to be a gay in here once wasnt there <rpifan> he seemed nice wonder where he went <+sd> <Jay-Ros> he's still here, he just spends more time on discord <+sd> <Jay-Ros> enix? | xe0n | 2021-08-31 08:29:09 CDT |
| 401 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <PublicWiFi> This feels dirty. | JollyRgrs | 2021-08-31 09:13:06 CDT |
| 405 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> also, don't @ me, it both makes my irc client flash and 3 discord instances and my phone flash <xe0n> @hunterkll <mistiry> hey Hunterkll <+sd> <Hotmess> @Hunterkill | xe0n | 2021-09-01 19:32:56 CDT |
| 150 | 1 | -2 | l8 | c|oneman meant: "$ derperderpderpderpderp derpderpderpderp" | fritzwastaken | 2020-12-12 03:00:12 CST |
| 406 | 1 | 0 | xe0n | ive used a few, they're ccccccvdbbflinicnhnkthkkjkfcrdudjthibkiuthdc | fritzwastaken | 2021-09-01 20:32:19 CDT |
| 152 | 1 | 0 | [13.12.2020.15:46:09] <yuken> holy shit I am mentally handicapped | xe0n | 2020-12-12 23:47:23 CST |
| 157 | 1 | 0 | [15:50:55] <+s-d> <m4221> JollRgrs, it is so nice to see you here again. Thank you so much for all your helpful comments! | mistiry_ | 2020-12-17 15:52:15 CST |
| 158 | 1 | 0 | [17:30:35] <+s-d> <rmg22893> I did a migration and went from 2018.4 straight to 2020.2.1 HF1 | b1 | 2020-12-17 17:47:39 CST |
| 159 | 1 | 0 | <estranger> my kidneys turned into little pebble bags <breenisgreen> your dick must look like one of those windsocks at an airport... | PublicWiFi | 2020-12-18 09:13:59 CST |
| 415 | 1 | 0 | 22:39 <Work-BWMerlin> But then I started to not have friends so there was no point in a dedicated chat client and a separate email client and Thunderbird did enough for me 22:39 <GeorgeBluff> I just figured out irc at almost 11PM 22:40 <GeorgeBluff> guess who has no friends 22:40 <gibby> cryptic1 doesn't | jimender2 | 2021-09-08 21:42:32 CDT |
| 423 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> at least GCP doesn't go down like cryptic1 if you wave a quarter in his face | Cl0udNinja | 2021-09-11 02:47:56 CDT |
| 425 | 1 | 0 | <bloody> well by he, I mean the bot | int0x1C8 | 2021-09-13 15:54:08 CDT |
| 170 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> the reason most discord users dont hang out in this channel <Hunterkll> most discord users like hotmess aren't exactly very skilled in IT :) <JollyRgrs> why does @Hotmess hang out in this channel then? | xe0n | 2020-12-26 23:16:45 CST |
| 426 | 1 | 0 | <bloody> well by he, I mean the bot <bloody> s/he/it <layer8> bloody meant: "well by it, I mean tit bot" | int0x1C8 | 2021-09-13 15:56:53 CDT |
| 172 | 1 | 0 | [17:27:41] <corona266> more like IP on ur mum [17:27:42] <+s-d> <public static void ahendrix() {}> We all should | corona266 | 2020-12-27 16:29:29 CST |
| 431 | 1 | 0 | quote int0x1C8 | !add <fritzwastaken> i am super dumb and quote everything | fritzwastaken | 2021-09-15 09:02:28 CDT |
| 176 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <xyz> @Hotmess is one of the few good people on this server | xe0n | 2020-12-28 23:50:31 CST |
| 433 | 1 | 0 | <int0x1C8> if hitler had targeted furries instead of jews I'd be a neo-nazi today | iphone | 2021-09-15 15:14:57 CDT |
| 178 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <bloody> https://i.imgur.com/iGb0Jvk.png <+s-d> <bloody> LOL <mistiry> @bloody lol | xe0n | 2020-12-30 10:23:17 CST |
| 439 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> Microsoft Endpoint CUm Manager | dragonfleas | 2021-09-23 02:57:01 CDT |
| 185 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> rat is back <nullrend> ♪ backstreet rat is back | xe0n | 2020-12-31 23:28:07 CST |
| 186 | 1 | 0 | [00:16:00] <Ottomite> I loved xe0n [00:16:08] <Ottomite> loled* [00:16:13] <Ottomite> Fucking autocorrect | mistiry | 2021-01-01 00:19:43 CST |
| 190 | 1 | 0 | <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> it's not dedicated. And a 10gbps link sure as hell doesn't cost $549/mo! | ekaj | 2021-01-05 10:43:02 CST |
| 191 | 1 | 0 | quote pcspkr | I forgot opensuse is pretty stylish | cryptic1 | 2021-01-05 20:41:42 CST |
| 194 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Joe> Anyone know what software was used for the security threat alert on the capitol PC? <+s-d> <Joe> https://imgur.com/a/JWnoMni | xe0n | 2021-01-07 09:42:52 CST |
| 195 | 1 | 0 | 21:13:17 <jimender2> Im going to block *.microsoft.com so that I cant get on teams :) | d1 | 2021-01-07 21:14:42 CST |
| 199 | 1 | 0 | <s-d> <Hunterkll> hilariously, almost got caught with my pants down | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-01-13 10:25:04 CST |
| 200 | 1 | 0 | <s-d> <Hotmess> sure cause we are all keyboard warriors here who could claim we are all special forces. however ive had about 10 years ish of training. and the real issue is. there is a limit to how far your training will take you. which is why phyiscal hand to hand should always be a last resort | Hunterkll | 2021-01-13 11:32:10 CST |
| 204 | 1 | 0 | +d1 | sup qt3.1415 | fritzwastaken | 2021-01-18 19:03:53 CST |
| 205 | 1 | 0 | <Rpifan> I have a legit problem <Rpifan> I buy too many language books <Rpifan> Can't stop <jimender2> burn them <teh_f4ll3n> easy there, Hitler | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-01-19 05:44:35 CST |
| 208 | 1 | 0 | [08:20:11] * d1 does a like of Red Hat [08:20:16] <+d1> mmmmmmmm [08:20:43] <mistiry> does a like? [08:20:49] <+d1> FUCJ [08:20:53] <mistiry> FUCJ? [08:20:56] * d1 logs out | mistiry | 2021-01-21 08:21:57 CST |
| 210 | 1 | 0 | <xe0n> i can only imagine how you would've been @Windows Server 2003R2 when BBS was a thing <+s-d> <Windows Server 2003R2> what port is BBS? <csws> RJ-11 maybe <JollyRgrs> com1 | xe0n | 2021-01-22 08:23:09 CST |
| 213 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> when was NAT even implemented? I feel like it's something that was thrown in during the "oh shit fuck" phase of "we're going to run out" | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-25 19:23:19 CST |
| 218 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <waiting for you> Do they even have hard drives in laptops? | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-27 12:00:42 CST |
| 221 | 1 | 0 | <vyz> welp boys just did my first ever raid 0 on a homelab server | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-01 12:55:32 CST |
| 222 | 1 | 0 | <Subaru(ninjakiwi7)> i've been doing this for decades <Subaru(ninjakiwi7)> and i work with guys who have been doing it for decades <Subaru(ninjakiwi7)> and cli is a waste of time | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-01 15:22:13 CST |
| 224 | 1 | 0 | <rpifan> also i just got banned from ##techsupport | xe0n | 2021-02-03 19:56:09 CST |
| 230 | 1 | 0 | <yuken> I'd rub that meat, SAGC | xe0n | 2021-02-14 21:50:26 CST |
| 235 | 1 | 0 | JollyRgrs> i could just sit there all day popping them in my mouth, but the salt would near put a hole in my cheek | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-03-01 08:34:11 CST |
| 236 | 1 | 0 | <Jay-Ros> I have some slight memories of partying | APottedPlant | 2021-03-04 00:05:20 CST |
| 237 | 1 | 0 | [19:56:56] <+s-d> <sticks> Really, you need to say that I am I typeing here? I'm using vim to type it out lmao | mistiry | 2021-03-05 19:59:06 CST |
| 252 | 1 | 0 | JollyRgrs 2) hot sex beats a stella on a hot day | jimender2 | 2021-04-01 20:06:00 CDT |
| 253 | 1 | 0 | <enix> No other game will you have someone run up to you, naked, carrying a spear, screaming "let me sniff your dick" | JollyRgrs | 2021-04-03 01:40:29 CDT |
| 258 | 0 | 0 | <technonerd> i wish i had a hydraulic press so i could do my wheel bearings <+s-d> <crit> i wish i had a hydraulic press so I can finally get some good CBT | xe0n | 2021-04-13 19:57:15 CDT |
| 266 | 0 | 0 | 18:23 < SAGC> !up 160 | IRChickenLitToll | 2021-04-26 17:25:52 CDT |
| 267 | 0 | 0 | /quit hacked lel | IRChickenLitToll | 2021-04-26 23:08:39 CDT |
| 268 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> dude its dollar store discord <voice> its discord without the spyware <JollyRgrs> i think the main diff between matrix and discord is that discord logs to China nad matrix logs to Russia | xe0n | 2021-04-27 09:31:52 CDT |
| 269 | 0 | 0 | Endermen1094[m] | <s-d "<J4Y> For $50 you can clean that"> Sounds a little sis | catbeard | 2021-04-27 18:34:42 CDT |
| 270 | 0 | 0 | <oxipital> she's chinese, so i hate to say anything but.. <oxipital> i'm pretty sure she learned this practice the hard way at a foxconn plant | xe0n | 2021-05-04 09:15:05 CDT |
| 271 | 0 | 0 | <rpifan> irc is the one true internet chat protocol <rpifan> it was ordained by god <rpifan> on the 8th day god said let there be irc, and there was irc | xe0n | 2021-05-04 19:00:46 CDT |
| 273 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> i dunno why, but...all bon jovi songs feel like they go for 10 minutes <s-d> <bdenlinger> maybe it's because... <s-d> <bdenlinger> woooooo we're half way there <xe0n> i see what you did there | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-05 08:32:30 CDT |
| 275 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> have you tried -force -gitgud <xe0n> or -verbose -gitgud -force | export-csv "gitgudmaybe.csv" | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-05 08:49:15 CDT |
| 279 | 0 | 0 | "The hitting myself with a framing hammer package is part of the default Arch installation" | DOMF | 2021-05-11 13:11:39 CDT |
| 281 | 0 | 0 | kindlehl | anyone want to butt-chug some brewskies? | APottedPlant | 2021-05-13 11:16:03 CDT |
| 282 | 0 | 0 | <kindlehl> they eat my petunias | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-13 12:00:02 CDT |
| 283 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Blasteh> you irc boys have that quote bot | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-14 11:11:08 CDT |
| 284 | 0 | -1 | grupmlestiltzkin | kindlehl | 2021-05-14 11:32:33 CDT |
| 29 | 0 | -3 | <PublicWiFi> unless.... this goes to the ground | fritzwastaken | 2020-08-13 20:46:26 CDT |
| 30 | 0 | 0 | <SysAdminGoneCraZ> I have an appointment soon to go to the BodPod to find out just how fat I am lol <jenglish> Do they have a DadBodPod? | xe0n | 2020-08-29 21:25:15 CDT |
| 291 | 0 | 0 | test | b1 | 2021-05-19 12:08:49 CDT |
| 292 | 0 | 0 | <seednode> The only lusers are the ones who sit on IRC all day smh <catbeard> that's right! <catbeard> wait a minute | xe0n | 2021-05-20 22:47:10 CDT |
| 40 | 0 | 0 | * notconnected ([email protected]:380) Quit (Quit: yes) <+xe0n> i hope he got the answer he was looking for <+Hunterkll> poor kids got a lot of reading to do on firewalls <+s-d> <nullrend> ibuprofen and aspirin for when he's done bashing head against desk <+Hunterkll> bottle of jack more like | xe0n | 2020-09-10 00:04:07 CDT |
| 296 | 0 | 0 | <bloody> (d) Someone please add that as a quote | enix | 2021-05-25 00:32:42 CDT |
| 298 | 0 | -1 | <discord_> <oxipital> (f) well, not if you have the strap on | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-25 15:03:10 CDT |
| 299 | 0 | 0 | <discord_> <jkdjeff> (d) I love discord | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-26 10:18:35 CDT |
| 303 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> can i ask a question? is it ok if i ask a question? <teh_f4ll3n> Only if you're on Discard <+sd> <alpha> Why only questions from Discord allowed? <Oliber> 'bofh | xe0n | 2021-05-27 05:14:05 CDT |
| 306 | 0 | 0 | <iphone> ipv6 rollout is as fast as a snail | riff-IRC | 2021-05-28 15:29:23 CDT |
| 51 | 0 | 0 | <Patrick> look, I'll listen to whatever you say PT lady. I just need to know I ain't gonna be fucked on the floor <Patrick> I prefer being fucked in a bed | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-17 00:40:05 CDT |
| 307 | 0 | 0 | JollyRgrs | I bet hotmess is so much of a hot mess, he got lost in the freenode shuffle... while on discord | mistiry | 2021-05-28 22:20:30 CDT |
| 309 | 0 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> what should I have for dinner? <int0x1C8> teh_f4ll3n, filet mignon <teh_f4ll3n> tired of beef <grumplestiltzkin> teh_f4ll3n, tired of beef? wtf? some kind of communist vegan? | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-06-01 12:05:15 CDT |
| 55 | 0 | 0 | <rpifan> you are just jealous you dont get money for nothing | xe0n | 2020-09-23 05:33:55 CDT |
| 56 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> refer to link: https://i.imgur.com/nQhjpB1.png | xe0n | 2020-09-23 06:01:02 CDT |
| 57 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Ryu> feels like to me, people can't let go of irc | xe0n | 2020-09-26 03:49:40 CDT |
| 314 | 0 | -2 | <telgareith> its a mess and IANAL | NROL-39 | 2021-06-07 00:35:50 CDT |
| 60 | 0 | -1 | rpifan | id be so happy if i were 6 foot tall | fritzwastaken | 2020-09-28 13:30:04 CDT |
| 317 | 0 | 0 | <+sd_> <BottlenekDolfin> my wife's not that physically attractive but we both like sex just as much so that works | JollyRgrs | 2021-06-10 00:19:17 CDT |
| 326 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> it feels so good to have hands on real hardware again <teh_f4ll3n> something more than 2 inches? <Rpifan> Hi | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-06-17 06:16:16 CDT |
| 330 | 0 | 0 | <catbeard> hi misspwn_ :3 <JollyRgrs> catbeard: srsly, you simp so hard, you're stronger than diamond hands | xe0n | 2021-06-24 21:32:19 CDT |
| 79 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> FLOOD * PublicWiFi was kicked by d1 (no u) <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-10-26 21:29:59 CDT |
| 81 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <m4221> DrZak, you appear to be new here. Who the fuck are you? <xe0n> m4221: you're not allowed to ask those sorts of questions while you're on discord. <m4221> DrZak, I ask again, but on IRC this time <m4221> DrZak, who are you? | xe0n | 2020-10-30 00:54:09 CDT |
| 337 | 0 | 0 | quote <jimender2> Lol. This came up in my suggestions on youtube. <jimender2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPWxcTOJfR0 <jimender2> Reminds me of discord users | gibby | 2021-06-30 19:26:40 CDT |
| 338 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <giraffe> I used dd to write zeros on those drives. Then I created a new GPT table on both of them and later, I made one NTFS volume on both of the disk. <JollyRgrs> Microsoft was pretty smart, they made it so you can install windows w/o using linux | xe0n | 2021-07-02 02:28:56 CDT |
| 84 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <public static void ahendrix() {}> I disable all UWP on my domain computers. <+s-d> <public static void ahendrix() {}> When they kill win32 apps I'm gone. | xe0n | 2020-11-03 17:46:25 CST |
| 341 | 0 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> Please wait while the update system initializes <Oliber> please blow in to this tube to authorise your pfsense <xe0n> more like suck <BWMerlin> I thought everyone loved pfsense | xe0n | 2021-07-07 05:24:07 CDT |
| 342 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <(dm only if prod isn’t working)c> Mike, can you get me a 2080 for 650usd? <MikeSpears> Doubtful <+sd> <(dm only if prod isn’t working)c> I will personally suck you off if you get me one for 650 or around 700 | xe0n | 2021-07-07 18:10:31 CDT |
| 343 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> she'll send me pictures during breakfast sometimes just to disappoint me <oxipital> is she hawt? <mistiry> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8MyoYZvgjk <mistiry> oxipital: ^ | xe0n | 2021-07-08 08:41:59 CDT |
| 89 | 0 | 0 | <Patrick> fuck.... I have physical therapy tomorrow too <Patrick> $10 to the first person that drives a semi through my kitchen and kills me <catbeard> really most anyone here will do that for free | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:38:23 CST |
| 347 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> yeah i typically take all my messages with onlyfans these days | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-14 23:57:31 CDT |
| 92 | 0 | 0 | [12:09:36] <@TurkeyGibby> NO THIS IS PATRICK [12:09:44] <Patrick> NO THIS IS PATRICK | b1 | 2020-11-06 12:10:39 CST |
| 349 | 0 | -2 | iphone | 2021-07-16 08:59:03 CDT | |
| 94 | 0 | 0 | <Patrick> oooooo I love the d | xe0n | 2020-11-07 05:06:32 CST |
| 96 | 0 | -3 | [14:01] <Patrick> something something Patrick | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-11-09 14:01:42 CST |
| 352 | 0 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> I wonder if Amazon sell gold Hamachi cables <crustacean> But what the heck is hamachi cable? <xe0n> vibrator power supply <teh_f4ll3n> That's Hitachi, xe0n. You uncultured swine <crustacean> teh_f4ll3n: Hitachi Magic Wand (trademark) | xe0n | 2021-07-19 05:15:07 CDT |
| 353 | 0 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> how else are you and the missus gonna watch all the incestual game of thrones scenes without the kids watching if no TV in the bedroom? <+sd> <ryalln> im in front of a scren 100% of my dady , i want one less place | xe0n | 2021-07-21 08:59:17 CDT |
| 355 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Nyx> what would you do if reptilians were actually running the government? <a1> you are what is wrong with the world <ravioli> rekt | xe0n | 2021-07-23 21:30:34 CDT |
| 356 | 0 | 0 | <vinrock> there wa sa scotsman at the bar last night and i realized that the way i differentiate a scottish accent is by imaginging the person yelling 'FREEEEEDOOMMMMMM' <vinrock> if it sounds like braveheart in my head i assume hes a scotsman and its proven to be somewhat accurate | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-26 10:31:08 CDT |
| 357 | 0 | -3 | Atin Ang Mundo | riff-IRC | 2021-07-29 22:22:01 CDT |
| 102 | 0 | 0 | <DeepSpaceK9> Tech Support started my path to hating Apple <xe0n> you're still in tech support <DeepSpaceK9> I'll always be in tech support. But the actual tech support title is where it started. | xe0n | 2020-11-13 02:14:44 CST |
| 359 | 0 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> JollyRgrs: Penises are like monitors, once you have 2, you never go back to 1\ <@JollyRgrs> speaking from experience? | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-29 22:25:40 CDT |
| 105 | 0 | 0 | <DeepSpaceK9> Aside from the squirrely updates and MS being dumb with the UI, I think the only legitimate problem I've had with W10 is the amount of data it phones home with by default. | xe0n | 2020-11-13 22:29:32 CST |
| 362 | 0 | 0 | <@gibby> fucking tone it down you upside down cunts <+Jay-Ros> you french kiss your mother with that mouth, gibby? <@gibby> just yours, Jay-Ros <+Jay-Ros> dorothy mantooth is a saint! | xe0n | 2021-08-03 00:23:49 CDT |
| 107 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> yuken gets his first job at a pizza shop > asks for 401k <yuken> xe0n, gotta invest early ya dumbass. <yuken> I want to be retired in my 40s. | xe0n | 2020-11-15 22:44:42 CST |
| 364 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <public static void ahendrix() {}> Were the positions reversed, any of our Discord users would be happy to help. <+sd> <public static void ahendrix() {}> *except* maybe Hotmess. <+sd> <public static void ahendrix() {}> He can get pretty flamey | xe0n | 2021-08-03 23:54:18 CDT |
| 365 | 0 | 0 | PublicWiFi | shit fucks | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-04 09:39:00 CDT |
| 111 | 0 | 0 | <DeepSpaceK9> That said if I did move out of this job I wouldn't hate slipping down to a help desk role for awhile. <@TurkeyGibby> slipping? | xe0n | 2020-11-19 00:35:58 CST |
| 367 | 0 | 0 | <technonerd> touch me <technonerd> then just fsck me <technonerd> so i can repair filesystum <+xe0n> satisfaction... | xe0n | 2021-08-05 00:04:39 CDT |
| 368 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <PythonCommand.py> corn266 why can't i message you? <corn266> because i'm on IRC <+sd> <PythonCommand.py> how | JollyRgrs | 2021-08-05 08:54:05 CDT |
| 113 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hunterkll> @Vegan Overlord and i hate using the fucking' discord client <+s-d> <xe0n> sucks fucking ballz <+s-d> <Vegan Overlord> Dude IRC is shit too | xe0n | 2020-11-20 07:28:01 CST |
| 369 | 0 | 0 | +sd | <nemisys> buttholes say "fuck you, taste me?" | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-05 12:21:12 CDT |
| 114 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Vegan Overlord> IRC was like back in the day 1.6 cs was a thing lol | xe0n | 2020-11-20 07:28:45 CST |
| 370 | 0 | 0 | <+xe0n> LOL you haven't poked me, you're a discord turd, i laughed lol | JollyRgrs | 2021-08-06 18:51:29 CDT |
| 371 | 0 | -1 | <fritzwastaken> I tried once <fritzwastaken> fucking PublicWifi <PublicWiFi> I am married afterall | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-08-09 08:59:28 CDT |
| 372 | 0 | 0 | quote teh_f4ll3n | I play with myself | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-09 09:47:53 CDT |
| 118 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <h00t> any elite pen testers want to talk? <a1> what u need i'm pretty good at google | xe0n | 2020-11-21 22:21:52 CST |
| 119 | 0 | -1 | <nobyk> Anyone prefer opnsense over pfsense? | xe0n | 2020-11-23 05:56:21 CST |
| 377 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Nyx> Are any of the netgate devices worth it? <xe0n> !quote great <PublicWiFi> ask MikeSpears <+sd> <Nyx> yup | xe0n | 2021-08-12 08:37:08 CDT |
| 382 | 0 | 0 | @gibby | I talked about you in our standup today, JollyRgrs JollyRgrs | gibby: orly? what about? @gibby | The fact you were playing Rocket League @gibby | I was talking about is being slow and using time effectively | mistiry | 2021-08-12 10:37:54 CDT |
| 383 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> what's up with that quoting business? <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> remember, I'm on discord so use simple language please <teh_f4ll3n> basically, sucks to be on Discord | xe0n | 2021-08-13 07:26:04 CDT |
| 384 | 0 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> rpifan is going to break down and ask to inspect some rando's Johnson Rod because of you | jimender2 | 2021-08-14 19:38:16 CDT |
| 385 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Hunterkll> or just learn how to shoot because combat is often not in automatic <+sd> <Yukk> hey, I can shoot. <technonerd> just like sex blow your load in 5 secs <+sd> <Yukk> techonerd, I don't do the sex. <+sd> <Yukk> so can't relate. | xe0n | 2021-08-15 01:09:01 CDT |
| 134 | 0 | -4 | <m4221> cryptic1, MongoDB ran faster by caching indexes in memory. (edited) | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-11-30 13:36:58 CST |
| 391 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> isnt sccm already fully supported on 2022? <xe0n> yeah maybe one day <jimender2> SCCM is the software center icon right? <Hunterkll> .... yea, we'll go with th at <xe0n> lolll | xe0n | 2021-08-20 06:00:38 CDT |
| 136 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <corona266> i liked touching myself to anime girls on the internet <jay-ros> we know <+s-d> <corona266> had to learn how to run anti-malware and now we're here | xe0n | 2020-12-02 20:45:05 CST |
| 392 | 0 | 0 | 21:03 <mistiry> jimender2: nobody quotes on-topic chat, that'd be boring af | jimender2 | 2021-08-21 20:03:35 CDT |
| 393 | 0 | 0 | <monoxane> this is too funny but i have to go back to being a code monkey hopefully you work out how to open a new tab and type google.com some time before the inevitable heat death of the universe | JollyRgrs | 2021-08-23 00:29:42 CDT |
| 394 | 0 | 0 | fritzwastaken | 10$ I get laid off tomorrow | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-24 00:23:25 CDT |
| 395 | 0 | 0 | oxipital | but future john toner had a response, he sent kyle roller-grease back to protect his mother | fritzwastaken2 | 2021-08-24 10:21:40 CDT |
| 143 | 0 | -5 | <Steeve> bro | NROL-39 | 2020-12-07 12:23:47 CST |
| 399 | 0 | 0 | +sd | <ryalln> also bois, HIP THRUST FOR THE LADIES <PublicWiFi> | hell I thought about doing them and getting that disney mom ass +sd | <ryalln> somone turn that into a quote | PublicWiFi | 2021-08-30 08:27:36 CDT |
| 145 | 0 | -3 | <Hotmess> whats up with hyper-v? | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-09 11:05:08 CST |
| 402 | 0 | 0 | <signalblue> can I use AD with an IP not a domain? <xe0n> what <signalblue> yeah like can I domain join a computer by using the DC's IP? | xe0n | 2021-08-31 10:30:41 CDT |
| 403 | 0 | 0 | teh_f4ll3n | the fuck are you doing on hold? go to bread! xe0n | can you use AD with an IP and not a domain...as in...not specify a ad namespace? signalblue | yeah like can I domain join a computer by using the DC's IP? fritzwastaken | xe0n: GO TO BREAD! xe0n | no xe0n | LOL | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-31 10:31:53 CDT |
| 407 | 0 | -1 | <bdenlinger> goddamn neighbor is outside vaping his cotton candy again | iphone | 2021-09-02 13:00:05 CDT |
| 410 | 0 | 0 | quote | dragonfleas | 2021-09-03 20:46:32 CDT |
| 411 | 0 | 0 | layer8 | yuken meant: "Hunterkll suck a dick yet sadly suck a dick yet sadlylegall suck a dick yet sadlycan't." | fritzwastaken | 2021-09-03 23:39:31 CDT |
| 414 | 0 | 0 | signofzeta | this just in: orgasms are pretty great. film at eleven. | sintax | 2021-09-08 14:52:42 CDT |
| 416 | 0 | 0 | 22:44 <Work-BWMerlin> I am worried there is a disproportionate number of quotes that involve me | jimender2 | 2021-09-08 21:44:59 CDT |
| 417 | 0 | 0 | <cryptic1> !quote 375 <+sd> <Ada> i always used to get a strange kick out of clicking on those and pressing no on all the questions <+sd> <Ada> they still let you sign up if you're an underage gossiper with stds who hates quick sex | xe0n | 2021-09-09 18:36:14 CDT |
| 162 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jet> everything i need to learn is on the internet pretty much | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-22 23:59:05 CST |
| 419 | 0 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> if you are getting Kellog's Boot Loops, I hope it at least comes with a toy in the box | signofzeta | 2021-09-09 20:38:05 CDT |
| 165 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> ` winget search wsl <+s-d> <Hotmess> Fedora Remix for WSL whitewaterfoundry.fedora-remix-for-wsl 31.5.0.0 Tag: wsl <JollyRgrs> r-r-r-r-r-REMIX! | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:41:38 CST |
| 421 | 0 | 0 | <Jay-Ros> because 'old money trust child' would be sweet | SlaveGeek334269 | 2021-09-09 22:02:43 CDT |
| 166 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> i mean you have to setup WinRM properly <+s-d> <Hotmess> but its a superior framework for remoting, re enterprise security | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:42:07 CST |
| 168 | 0 | 0 | <@DoTheNeedful> Quote #166 added, check it out on https://dotheneedful.online <+s-d> <Hotmess> nice to know your saving my epic wisdom xeon | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:43:28 CST |
| 424 | 0 | 0 | <Wnt a new job!> Since married my net work has gone up like 500% | sintax | 2021-09-13 10:46:07 CDT |
| 428 | 0 | 0 | quote Activ8 | Tiny PublicWiFi | fritzwastaken | 2021-09-15 08:58:34 CDT |
| 429 | 0 | -2 | quote @JollyRgrs | stop cluttering it up with poop | Oliber | 2021-09-15 09:00:19 CDT |
| 430 | 0 | -4 | <fritzwastaken> i am super dumb and quote everything | int0x1C8 | 2021-09-15 09:01:51 CDT |
| 434 | 0 | 0 | <mistiry> if it wasnt for here, i would never have learned that raid is best backup | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-15 20:22:09 CDT |
| 180 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> day drinking party in sysadmin voice chat <+s-d> <Hotmess> everyone welcome you beutiful ppl <+s-d> <m4221> It is a gay old time in here. | xe0n | 2020-12-31 11:10:43 CST |
| 181 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rootbear75> now i need to send you some DMs because i have questions <catbeard> gotta be on irc <+s-d> <Rootbear75> weechat doesn't work on windows <catbeard> ssh to a server that does | xe0n | 2020-12-31 11:31:33 CST |
| 183 | 0 | 0 | <m4221> mistiry, your ignorance of the English language in PublicWiFi's case is quite apparent. Your stupidity and arrogance is apparent too. | ekaj | 2020-12-31 20:28:36 CST |
| 440 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <awlnx> Every since working in IT I get fucking cyber security, and rmm Ads <estranger> better than your old Fleshlight ads <+sd> <awlnx> Fuckin got me | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-23 23:13:32 CDT |
| 196 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> @Rat: so if your school principle asks you to attend a forum of like minded students who are interested in computers, are you going to ask for the url? <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> yes, because if my school principle referred to a meeting as a forum it would give the automatic impression that he is referring to an online forum xe0n <+Hunterkll> must be some | xe0n | 2021-01-11 19:42:36 CST |
| 197 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> anyone know if there is central list for windows registry keys | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-12 08:24:42 CST |
| 201 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <pyathalon> xhamster seemed to have a purge too, a lot of my bookmarks disappeared <+s-d> <pyathalon> or rather greyed-out | xe0n | 2021-01-13 21:45:22 CST |
| 203 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <2077> who do you get openstack support from <+s-d> <dismal_scientist> I don’t think we do <+s-d> <2077> stunning and brave | xe0n | 2021-01-14 07:48:04 CST |
| 207 | 0 | 0 | <waiting for you> So I’ll probably do a diploma in system admin to see if I can get a junior role <waiting for you> Maybe stay there for a year and hope my php skills are enough to be a developer | ekaj | 2021-01-19 23:20:12 CST |
| 209 | 0 | 0 | <yuken> aaa, I might buy a PinePhone <yuken> $199 for the 3GB model, even has a Debian logo! | xe0n | 2021-01-22 01:23:13 CST |
| 211 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <waiting for you> Does anyone like the clothing brand called coochee? <derpadmin> isn't coochee a vag in some language | xe0n | 2021-01-24 21:05:35 CST |
| 219 | 0 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> i used to always eye all their joysticks | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-01-27 12:02:05 CST |
| 220 | 0 | 0 | <jimender2> HTML needs to die <xe0n> or you just learn it ;x <jimender2> drag and drop html is so much better | xe0n | 2021-01-31 19:42:12 CST |
| 223 | 0 | -3 | <enix> It was a road I was getting trained up to go down, and it's a really interesting side of the industry | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-02 17:09:01 CST |
| 227 | 0 | 0 | Jaelae> it was the only one i could find that would fit my skinny spot | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-05 12:28:51 CST |
| 228 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <nullrend> to be fair most of the time if you don't see the GUI on a Windows install it usually means there's something wrong <+Hunterkll> @nullrend .... what? that means someone did it *right* | xe0n | 2021-02-09 03:50:43 CST |
| 231 | 0 | 0 | <nullrend> need to replace the fan on my T60 <nobyk> The T-60 scout tank was a light tank produced by the Soviet Union from 1941 to 1942. <nobyk> What kind of milage do you get out of it? <a1> about nein | xe0n | 2021-02-15 01:02:05 CST |
| 232 | 0 | 0 | CheckYourSix> Are there publicly searchable logs for this channel on the internet? | jimender2 | 2021-02-23 19:06:46 CST |
| 233 | 0 | 0 | < APottedPlant> yall know that feeling when you have to poo really bad | nobyk | 2021-02-25 09:16:15 CST |
| 241 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d_> <jkdjeff> I love yubikeys but people lose them at a ridiculous rate <+Hunterkll> i've yet to lose one, myself <+s-d_> <jkdjeff> well, we've established that you're perfect in every way, so | xe0n | 2021-03-11 23:37:30 CST |
| 243 | 0 | 0 | <bdenlinger> I mean, exposing 3389 to the internet isn't the dumbest thing... I've seen today. | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-03-12 09:03:52 CST |
| 244 | 0 | 0 | <SAGC> Never fucking again though. | NROL-39 | 2021-03-15 17:08:21 CDT |
| 245 | 0 | -3 | <hackerman1337-xo> Tom Anderson you can print up t-shirts "I visited $OrgName and all I got was this lousy brand" 11:03 AM or "$OrgName has a serious *branding* problem" | jimender2 | 2021-03-17 10:07:31 CDT |
| 246 | 0 | 0 | <polar_> disregard phone, acquire tendies | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-03-17 10:12:46 CDT |
| 249 | 0 | 0 | 21:10:34 <+s-d> <Hotmess> huh guess i was wrong. last i heard the secret service were after them for creating their own currecny | d1 | 2021-03-24 21:15:34 CDT |
| 250 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Energy Drink Girl> how do you simulate a ddos on a local web server on nginx <Energy Drink Girl> well my website is suffering from a layer 7 ddos attack, I'm trying to replicate the attack with my new nnginx configuration <+s-d> <Energy Drink Girl> i tried ddosim but im getting errors | xe0n | 2021-03-24 23:39:53 CDT |
| 254 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <felda> I'm golfing at a 9 hole club in town that has no practice range. <+s-d> <felda> The other problem is I'm a lefty, but I learned to golf with a right handed set because lefty sets are more expensive. | xe0n | 2021-04-06 08:26:04 CDT |
| 255 | 0 | 0 | csws> my master is down right now due to a fire tho lol | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-04-06 11:37:17 CDT |