Quotes from #reddit-sysadmin


A collection of user-submitted quotes from the #reddit-sysadmin channel on the Freenode IRC Network.


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32140<oxipital> i'm going to start a #sysadmin-newb channel <@killdash9> oxipital: we have that. It's called DiscordJollyRgrs2020-09-01 16:24:43 CDT
112-4test quote please ignoremistiry2020-07-03 19:27:05 CDT
6911-169 69 69 69 SIX NICE NINE!!!!!b12020-10-13 10:13:49 CDT
3890<m4221> I just do the bare minimum not to get cannedenix2020-09-09 00:29:11 CDT
480<@DoTheNeedful> Our servers, which art in the colo, hallowed be thy ports. Thy packets come, the needful will be done, on Windows as it is on *nix. Give us this day our daily logfiles, and forgive us our typos as we forgive those who make typos, and lead us not to the cloud but deliver us new hardware, for thine is the system, and the network, and the blinkenlights, ^Mmistiry2020-07-04 14:28:03 CDT
78-1<+d1> everyone comes for the db12020-07-06 19:19:29 CDT
980<ekaj> rpifan: what is your 5 year plan? <Fritzwastaken> Prolly his, chin, some lipo, some more botoxmistiry2020-07-08 14:14:03 CDT
138-1rpifan> selinux, i thought u stole money and a car from ircd12020-07-28 13:16:05 CDT
10380<Fritzwastaken> Last night I ad a dream where Shrek was turned into a lady ogre and Fionna was asked if she was cool with her and she said "Yea, im a bishreksual" and I woke up cryingJollyRgrs2020-11-13 08:40:17 CST
1570<rpifan> i can always improve <d1> improve doesn't mean more Botoxmistiry2020-07-29 19:51:05 CDT
2770<m4221> xe0n answer my fucking pms <xe0n> nahxe0n2020-08-13 00:41:35 CDT
687-1[10:06:47] * d1 farts DomLS3farts.comb12020-10-13 10:13:30 CDT
7070<derpadmin> stop it xe0n, quote 64 gives me a notification and then I think I have friendsxe0n2020-10-13 17:30:10 CDT
737014:52:08 <+s-d> <J​et> Anyways I’m really going outside and yes Ill most likely have sex. You nerds keep the computer on so I can watch funny memes when I get back homed12020-10-15 14:52:40 CDT
1737-1[16:26:11] <+s-d> <R​at> honestly my favorite way of staying secure [16:26:19] <+s-d> <R​at> is renting cheap vms on hosts all over the USA [16:26:34] <+s-d> <R​at> and GREing IPs to my routerb12020-12-27 16:30:24 CST
356-1<xe0n> i did get my wetsuit out of the car boot the other day lol <enix> you should probably dry it out <xe0n> it was dry <@d1> so it was a dry suitxe0n2020-09-03 23:29:27 CDT
4560<@d1> I hear gateway laptops are good <locknet> d1, I didn't hear it before <xe0n> how old are you? <locknet> xe0n, 22 bro <xe0n> yepxe0n2020-09-14 00:44:47 CDT
5360<f​elda> I've been facepalming so much lately I'm gonna start looking like a pugPublicWiFi2020-09-22 09:24:20 CDT
8360<PublicWiFi> how in the heck do I import passwords from the windows web cred manager to chrome -.- <PublicWiFi> why is windows always garbaged12020-11-03 10:51:15 CST
11060[12:05:38] <corn266> stupid question. if i buy a domain like `feetpicwarehouse.org`, does that mean i own all sub-domains as well? like `dirty.feetpicwarehouse.org` and `painted.toenails.feetpicwarehouse.org` ?b12020-11-18 12:07:59 CST
15560<jay-ros> hey m4221, would you mind switching back to irc instead of discord? <jay-ros> I can't get the ignore function to workxe0n2020-12-17 00:03:40 CST
1696-1<+s-d> <C​ousin> I am new here and dont post much. But can these bots fucks off? Like I dont come here to see these botsxe0n2020-12-26 23:13:19 CST
1850[04.08.2020.11:05:36] <+s-d> <J​ohnPrem> I dislike discord ever since i found out the majority of staff were furriesxe0n2020-08-03 20:05:55 CDT
6150"<PublicWiFi> im the biggest dum dum around"int0x1C82020-09-28 14:38:16 CDT
6450<+s-d> <S​XEPhilFan2007> @derpadmin I can't even find "Xe0n" or "Xeon" mail filter on googlexe0n2020-10-09 20:27:52 CDT
13850<PublicWifi> i misplaced this little small plastic piece earlier and work and asked my coworker if she's seen a "little white thing" and she asked me if I was talking about my penisJollyRgrs2020-12-03 08:37:12 CST
1825017:55:48 <mistiry> sorry this is dictator time, where i sit in my ivory tower and bask in my internet powers while heavy-handedly issuing moderator actions against undeserving usersDrGibby2020-12-31 17:57:17 CST
1925009:18 <+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> grumple, I don't use vlans, I use multiple subnets with a MAC address prefix rulesetJollyRgrs2021-01-06 08:20:11 CST
22550<xe0n> the meat smell <xe0n> mmMmmJollyRgrs2021-02-03 21:03:44 CST
23850[12:06:41] <JollyRgrs> and whatever you do, don't listen to @Hotmessb12021-03-06 12:07:47 CST
24-1<+d1> Yeah fuck those spammersJollyRgrs2020-07-04 01:43:41 CDT
340<+d1> I would be genuinely sad if I could come up with a valid time where I wasn't doing something other than shitpostingmistiry2020-07-04 13:30:30 CDT
640<StrongBad> Your farts are a weapon of mass destructionmacinsight2020-07-04 14:47:52 CDT
1140[26.07.2020.00:35:05] <Rootsudo> wow my body is becoming a chat [26.07.2020.00:35:06] <Rootsudo> chad [26.07.2020.00:35:14] <Rootsudo> I can't even process the sentence right, it's so foreign to mexe0n2020-07-25 10:02:29 CDT
1240selinux> so 3 months into voice acting selinux> i booked a national tv ad selinux> i cried over itd12020-07-28 13:03:55 CDT
1940[04.08.2020.16:52:35] <Motion> yeah, thanks ill fetch the call. Btw; u know whats their telnet-port? [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <Hunterkll> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <xe0n> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:44] <Motion> thx [04.08.2020.16:52:54] <Hunterkll> xe0n, great minds... ;)xe0n2020-08-04 01:53:20 CDT
2840<fritzwastaken> @Telnet trust me, PublicWiFi isnt the only one who goes after c1's mum <PublicWiFi> DomLS3 too <Hunterkll> yea you all shouldn't be so mean to her <Hunterkll> she is a fine upstanding community bicycle <PublicWiFi> lol <fritzwastaken> | with like 4 seatsPublicWiFi2020-08-13 09:47:58 CDT
3740<JollyRgrs> d1: dude, i was v. impressed at how firm it was, like a new hole!fritzwastaken2020-09-08 08:23:57 CDT
4140<int0x1C8> cowboy butts drive me nutsd12020-09-10 12:18:51 CDT
4840<rpifan> im really low on money <fritzwastaken> DIdnt you just get Botox like 2 weeks ago? <rpifan> yes but this month i got paid 200 euro extra <rpifan> and thas what botox costsxe0n2020-09-15 07:39:19 CDT
7640<Patrick> clearly my baby batter wasn't wanted fritzwastaken <misspwn_> perhaps your baby batter has too much gluten, and we're tryin to avoid getting autismxe0n2020-10-21 21:22:38 CDT
784021:23:02 <MikeSpears> pfsense is a great routerd12020-10-26 21:26:12 CDT
9740< Patrick> seriously hate this quote system.nobyk2020-11-09 14:02:58 CST
11240<PublicWiFi> DOMF: you can put bananas in your ass and pretend youre jerry seinfeld, idgaf :DJollyRgrs2020-11-19 12:59:27 CST
11540[10:27:24] <+s-d> <x​yz> is there a group policy that can enforce a 3090 on the video editors ou? [10:27:59] <+s-d> <x​yz> like we don't want to buy a 3090, if we can just do it through group policy [10:29:47] <+s-d> <x​yz> I mean can we just apply a GPU through softwareb12020-11-20 10:33:03 CST
12440<Hobadee> xe0n, NAT is a natural firewall and we don't care about internal security muchxe0n2020-11-25 17:28:17 CST
12740[00:14:54] <+s-d> <J​et> i just wanna have some friends [00:15:15] <xe0n> it's hard to be friends with someone who uses discord [00:15:54] <misspwn> but you're on discord [00:16:04] <xe0n> ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmistiry2020-11-27 00:19:42 CST
1484-1<+s-d> <l​tl> I mean ... Microsoft Google apple all have user data in their companies <+s-d> <l​tl> Microsoft gets hacked, so does google. Much harder to hack Linux bcuz of many distrosxe0n2020-12-11 00:10:03 CST
15340[23:45:53] <m4221> JollyRgrs, don't fuck with me this way. all other trolling I will tolerate but thismistiry2020-12-12 23:52:54 CST
1634-115:43:35 <+s-d> <g​uemi> Man SSH tunneling might be the most powerful thing Linux hasDrGibby2020-12-26 16:11:55 CST
1674-122:32:05 <+s-d> <H​otmess> Name Id Version Match 22:32:10 <+s-d> <H​otmess> Fedora Remix for WSL whitewaterfoundry.fedora-remix-for-wsl 31.5.0.0 Tag: wsl 22:32:56 <JollyRgrs> you trust "white water foundry"? 22:33:22 <+s-d> <H​otmess> i mean personaly id be more suspisous of kali 22:34:34 <+s-d> <H​otmess> for most ppl that it exists. but would beDrGibby2020-12-26 22:42:29 CST
22940<+a2> you know what I miss? <jay-ros> men?xe0n2021-02-11 19:05:50 CST
2404-1<+e1> why have abs when you can have kebabsxe0n2021-03-08 21:05:47 CST
24240<xe0n> sfc /scanlater <+s-d_> <A​dventure in Computers> It's saying that's an unknown command Xeon.xe0n2021-03-12 00:09:37 CST
1630[01.08.2020.00:42:53] <PublicWiFi> so either your one site has a crazy wan pipe or you have a bunch of small sites [01.08.2020.00:43:00] <PublicWiFi> 100% traffic* [01.08.2020.00:43:22] <xe0n> maccas your ass takes a crazy wan pipe [01.08.2020.00:43:33] <+d1> s/wan/man [01.08.2020.00:43:40] <PublicWiFi> egress only [01.08.2020.00:43:46] <+d1> suuuuuuuuuuuuurexe0n2020-07-31 09:44:16 CDT
1730[04.08.2020.10:57:40] <PublicWiFi> my dad is never over until I put my foot in my mouth at least once lol [04.08.2020.10:57:42] <PublicWiFi> day* [04.08.2020.10:57:46] <PublicWiFi> god damn, dad on the brainxe0n2020-08-03 19:58:15 CDT
3430<xe0n> you doing exam prep? <+a1> ye <enix> Whats the exam question <+a1> how many dicks can enix's mom fit inside <xe0n> rektxe0n2020-09-03 23:24:09 CDT
473-1* d1 farts d1farts.comJollyRgrs2020-09-14 12:50:10 CDT
5030<DomLS3> lot of quote spamming going onHunterkll2020-09-16 15:46:55 CDT
8230<@d1> People who throw parties on Thursday are the same people who paint every room in their house "egg shell white" and their adventures into "exotic" spices is red pepper flakes <fritzwastaken> d1 thats basically my mom..xe0n2020-10-30 07:55:07 CDT
913-1[09:48:06] <JollyRgrs> https://rebecca.blackfriday [09:48:06] <l8> Title: Rebecca Black - Fridayb12020-11-06 09:48:31 CST
933-1b1 | Even though this is not a democracy.PublicWiFi2020-11-06 12:28:56 CST
9930<rpifan> i know some plumbing and electrical work <rpifan> well i installed the toilets <rpifan> and the sink <mistiry> he installed them backwards <mistiry> so now you pee in the sink <mistiry> and do the dishes in the toiletxe0n2020-11-09 18:38:23 CST
10030@cryptic1 | I HAVE LOGS!PublicWiFi2020-11-11 11:48:44 CST
10830<yuken> I asked hunterkill if I looked andogrynous since he likes them traps. <JollyRgrs> so you're hitting on Hunterkll ? <JollyRgrs> geez manxe0n2020-11-17 00:46:40 CST
11630<+s-d> <C​olour> And rpifan probably doesn't want personal questions from a rando <b1> its rpifan, he probably doesxe0n2020-11-20 20:25:06 CST
13130<+s-d> <J​et> I’m having sex rnxe0n2020-11-29 00:05:40 CST
13530<jay-ros> abakedapplepie - if it's cloudy, you might want to get your uric acid levels tested at a doctor <jay-ros> long term you could end up with kidney stones <signofzeta> Yeah, don't mess with kidney stones. I saw that episode of Seinfeld.xe0n2020-12-01 20:53:16 CST
14630<x​yz> got half an inch heregrumplestiltzkin2020-12-09 13:57:34 CST
14730<+s-d> <l​tl> I think Gentoo can handle that share of market that CentOS was having until they announced it's deathxe0n2020-12-10 21:47:00 CST
1603020:12:57 <corona266> my 60 yr old mom got hotSantaGibby2020-12-21 20:28:43 CST
17730<mistiry> !quote 176 <+s-d> <H​otmess> you know that pings me every time you quote that rightxe0n2020-12-30 10:14:40 CST
18830[12:44:22] <+s-d> <R​at> why are you paying 2 cents for your hookers? [12:44:34] <ekaj> that's all your mom charges [12:44:46] <+s-d> <R​at> my mom's a guy [12:44:54] <ekaj> that explain a lot.. [12:44:57] <tsarbomba> that's why the charge is only 2cmistiry2021-01-04 12:47:18 CST
20230<technonerd> Did steam just shit itself? <d1> no but I didenix2021-01-13 21:49:33 CST
24830<catbeard> only tranny i've blown was in my old Taurus <xe0n> in the backseat catbeard, or was she drivinge12021-03-23 18:38:42 CDT
25620<Hunterkll> check out my onlyfans <Hunterkll> https://onlyfans.com/hunterkllb12021-04-10 00:18:35 CDT
52-8StrongBadmacinsight2020-07-04 14:46:36 CDT
820<JollyRgrs> niklasye: we wanted to offer help to the special and needy... discord users deserve a chance to hear our vast knowledge :Pmistiry2020-07-08 09:45:42 CDT
1420>ekaj I'm planning on hunting down dragonfleas from his dox and licking his feetselinux2020-07-28 13:28:42 CDT
2020estranger | college was the craziest six weeks of my lifePublicWiFi2020-08-05 13:53:12 CDT
2220[07.08.2020.23:36:06] <DomLS3> w00t my post in /r/sysadmin made it to the front page!: Congratulations! Your post made it to the front page. The first time we saw you on the front page your post was ranked 19 with 1553 comments and 5137 up votes. [07.08.2020.23:37:03] <PublicWiFi> oh noxe0n2020-08-07 08:43:58 CDT
2420[11.08.2020.13:05:57] <PublicWiFi> why is "Discover Weekly" on Spotify always garbage [11.08.2020.13:06:21] <@d1> maybe because you listen to shit music? [11.08.2020.13:06:31] <PublicWiFi> :( [11.08.2020.13:06:35] <xe0n> rektxe0n2020-08-10 22:07:00 CDT
422-1-- | Mode #reddit-sysadmin [+o enix] by ChanServenix2020-09-10 22:24:25 CDT
4320* m4221 ([email protected]/vpn/privateinternetaccess/m4221) has left #reddit-sysadminxe0n2020-09-13 01:58:03 CDT
4620<Motion> btw; anybody got a recommendation for a digital assesment management system? <xe0n> digital assesment management system...that's just a bunch of words put together <MaccasWiFi> those are just a bunch of words together <MaccasWiFi> LOL YESxe0n2020-09-14 08:08:45 CDT
4920<+s-d> <m​ak_of_spades> noob question how do u get bot by ur n ame <m​ak_of_spades> its coolxe0n2020-09-15 19:00:05 CDT
5220<l8> PublicWiFi meant: "DO YOU NOT KNOW I AM A HIGH PRIEST OF THE COCAINE ORDER?"Fritzwastaken2020-09-17 07:47:48 CDT
6220JollyRgrs> MikeSpears: yeah, I have an Abnormally Small Needledick. I heard you have an ASN, too!catbeard2020-10-02 01:35:55 CDT
6520<+s-d> <H​otmess> right time for some coffe and anime <+s-d> <H​otmess> later all hope you have a good one:) <xe0n> thats an interesting way to wank in the morningxe0n2020-10-12 07:33:22 CDT
662-1* Work-BWMerlin_ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds) <xe0n> <waits for Work-BWMerlin to come in and say work internetz is borked> <Work-BWMerlin_> Another day, another issue with ubiquitixe0n2020-10-12 19:29:15 CDT
7720<derpadmin> o365 is down <aab_> Not all of 0365 is down <aab_> i can still log in to my management portal <derpadmin> made you check, trolololo <xe0n> rektxe0n2020-10-24 03:19:31 CDT
802-1quote JollyRgrs | fritzwastaken: if it feels too weird, just tell everyone she's your sisterfritzwastaken2020-10-26 21:34:50 CDT
10620<DeepSpaceK9> I need to be more witty so I can enter the quote hall of fame.enix2020-11-13 22:33:21 CST
14420[13:00] <teh_f4ll3n> corona266, I prefer balls thoughNROL-392020-12-07 13:00:30 CST
14920<+s-d> <C​ore Dream Studios> is it ok to put my pp on the floor? i am literally out of desk space now and i cant a biggest desk atmJollyRgrs2020-12-12 00:14:46 CST
1542-1<m4221> JollyRgrs would you like to know where in southern siberia? <@SantaGibby> hopefully somewhere without internetxe0n2020-12-14 21:56:00 CST
16120<+s-d> <x​yz> because there's always dnstrails.com to disclose subdomains and other domains on the ip <+s-d> <s​unrunner20> wtf <+s-d> <s​unrunner20> how do they find out my subdomains <+s-d> <s​unrunner20> I thought those were private to my DNS serverb12020-12-22 09:42:30 CST
16420<+s-d> <H​otmess> i am also been aroud long enought to remeber when winzip got its exe changed:) <+s-d> <H​otmess> back in the day guys <H​otmess> like 15years ago winzip was avablie on a ftp server. someone decided to drop some spyware in as a lolxe0n2020-12-26 22:40:35 CST
17420<ramzilla> where is the non binary version man is offensiveJollyRgrs2020-12-28 01:40:15 CST
1792000:47:13 <+s-d> <H​asher> I can make an .exe you might not like opening.DrGibby2020-12-31 00:54:20 CST
18420m4221: "mistiry, in my opinion which is shared by others, you are an idiotm" xe0n: "@m4221, in my opinion which is shared by others, you are a known troll, we have logs"enix2020-12-31 20:33:16 CST
1892022:20:45 <+s-d> <R​ootbear75> Copy pasting is actually really good when exportingDrGibby2021-01-04 22:21:28 CST
19820<xe0n> i usually go down to the local cafe, chat up the chicks, get over charged for coffeeteh_f4ll3n2021-01-13 07:46:40 CST
20620<+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> i know zilch regarding cybersec i dont wanna hear itxe0n2021-01-19 21:16:02 CST
21420<MikeSpears> Gotta love idiotsJollyRgrs2021-01-26 11:05:07 CST
22620<mistiry> speaking of sudo bug <mistiry> we ever get that PoC? <mistiry> @Rat plz confirmgrumplestiltzkin2021-02-05 11:10:11 CST
23420< APottedPlant> yall know that feeling when you have to poo really bad < APottedPlant> so you run to the bathroom, and as youre pulling your pants down and bending over you toot a little cause you're turtling < APottedPlant> then you sit down and your nose is in the exact spot you just tootednobyk2021-02-25 09:18:08 CST
23920<+catbeard> hi misspwn <JollyRgrs> catbeard: if you gon' be simpin', you gotta start buying things off her amazon wish listxe0n2021-03-06 23:09:09 CST
24720<xe0n> some people suck at asking questions <xe0n> refer to this channel <ogo> any idea how i can accurately time an animation that is being played in the browser?xe0n2021-03-23 08:43:22 CDT
25710<APottedPlant> sometimes you gotta piss with the cock ya got lolgrumplestiltzkin2021-04-13 11:33:00 CDT
26010<H​otmess> dumbshits are dushitsmistiry_2021-04-20 19:42:14 CDT
26110<yuken> Hunterkll, what lube should I use to tap this screw hole? <+s-d> <B​lasteh> Kyxe0n2021-04-20 20:18:49 CDT
1010<Hunterkll> c1, oh no, i had to speak to my PISA handler in japan <Hunterkll> er i mean <Hunterkll> www.google.com/search?q=how+to+delete+irc+commentb12020-07-10 18:05:57 CDT
2110[07.08.2020.16:52:40] <nobyk> can someone with power do the needfull to get the layer-eight thing working [07.08.2020.16:53:01] <xe0n> come again [07.08.2020.16:53:04] <nobyk> lol [07.08.2020.16:53:07] <xe0n> you want me to dtn? ok [07.08.2020.16:53:11] <xe0n> !dtn nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:11] * @DoTheNeedful nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:14] <xe0n> :D [07.08.2020.16:53:20]xe0n2020-08-07 01:54:32 CDT
2310[11.08.2020.12:03:44] <rpifan> hey at the gay beach good looking dudes go [11.08.2020.12:03:58] <PublicWiFi> that sounds smelly [11.08.2020.12:04:04] <PublicWiFi> butt sex is so smellyxe0n2020-08-10 21:04:44 CDT
2510<+s-d><s​unrunner20> [img url] <+s-d><s​unrunner20> My home network atm <xe0n> nice clothes hooks <xe0n> how fast are they, 100mbp? <technonerd> 10baseTxe0n2020-08-11 23:13:19 CDT
3110<j​english> Are chess players athletes? <JollyRgrs> NOxe0n2020-08-29 21:28:05 CDT
3610<rpifan> the fat ugly germans, oh they are all over me <rpifan> id rather jerk off insteadxe0n2020-09-07 10:07:17 CDT
391-1catbeard | "what is this? a restaurant for owls?"enix2020-09-09 21:35:20 CDT
441-2<quote>enix2020-09-14 00:23:05 CDT
5810<krumelmonster> Also please remember xe0n: No Politics, No Religion. Please respect. <fritzwastaken> s?)Yea xe0n! <fritzwastaken> Follow the rules ya jerkxe0n2020-09-26 06:53:12 CDT
6310[09:59:52] <JollyRgrs> i mean like, its basically the same thing barely noticeable changesb12020-10-07 10:02:00 CDT
6710a12020-10-13 09:07:16 CDT
711-2@d1> s/OUO/YOUnobyk2020-10-15 07:53:01 CDT
7410<+s-d> <c​orona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morningxe0n2020-10-15 20:11:57 CDT
7510<+s-d> <c​orona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morningxe0n2020-10-15 20:12:28 CDT
8510<+s-d> <s​unrunner20> I wonder if non multiple of Word sized variables have a performance penalty * +s-d <s​unrunner20> wonders what % of the room he just lost * +s-d <c​orona266> wonders what % of the room you hadxe0n2020-11-05 21:17:46 CST
8610<Patrick> big dicks, small dicks, jizz dicks.- I sucked em allxe0n2020-11-05 23:00:39 CST
8710<javi404> i paid $19 for a double martini last night cause i was bored. <javi404> fuck my life <javi404> i stole the glass <javi404> no tipxe0n2020-11-05 23:16:18 CST
8810<+s-d> <a​bakedapplepie> xe0n all you do is quotexe0n2020-11-05 23:18:00 CST
9010[06.11.2020.22:51:08] <StrongBad> rpifan: do you have personal goals [06.11.2020.22:51:13] <rpifan> lots of them StrongBad [06.11.2020.22:51:15] <StrongBad> like self improvement [06.11.2020.22:51:30] <StrongBad> do you think you exhibit erratic behaviorxe0n2020-11-06 06:51:44 CST
9510[mistiry]: something happenedgrumplestiltzkin2020-11-09 13:52:31 CST
9810<mistiry> Senior Executive Director or Helpdesk Engineering <mistiry> s/or/of <l8> mistiry meant: "Seniof Executive Directof of Helpdesk Engineering" <@cryptic1> SENIOFxe0n2020-11-09 17:32:33 CST
1011-3quote PublicWiFi | TurkeyGibby: can i stroke your snoodFritzwastaken2020-11-11 13:42:36 CST
1041-1<+s-d> <c​orona266> mine only has 8x8000s and another one with 8x2080Ti <+enix> miner? <+s-d> <c​orona266> no i'm of legal agexe0n2020-11-13 19:06:57 CST
10910<+s-d> <r​mg22893> the difference between a server and a desktop is how many phone calls you're going to get if you turn the box offxe0n2020-11-17 23:11:58 CST
11710<+s-d> <s​cruple> what are these quotes? <+s-d> <s​cruple> oh it doesn't show up here <@TurkeyGibby> yes <@TurkeyGibby> well <@TurkeyGibby> discord has a lot of limitations <xe0n> yeah it sucks <@TurkeyGibby> I mean, other than thatxe0n2020-11-21 00:45:38 CST
1201-1< xe0n> booonobyk2020-11-23 06:06:04 CST
12110<+s-d> <J​et> !quote <xe0n> loser <JollyRgrs> <sad_trombone.ra>xe0n2020-11-24 02:34:24 CST
1221018:19:53 <CoJaBo> I need to convert a metric fricktonne of documents from EXE format into PDF, so they can be used on the new computersTurkeyGibby2020-11-24 18:35:34 CST
12310<c​orona266> JERKIN OFF TO MISTIRYMcDonaldsWiFi2020-11-25 12:19:47 CST
12510<+s-d> <D​eep Space K9> You don't have friends. You're like me and just have people who tolerate you. I'm kidding please don't murder me <mittens> DSK9 Not wrong! :')xe0n2020-11-26 06:42:27 CST
12610<a1> how old are you jet? <+s-d> <J​et> 23 <jay-ros> serious? <jay-ros> I thought you were 17xe0n2020-11-27 00:03:29 CST
12810<+s-d> <D​eep Space K9> Hunterkll: I only act like a cunt towards little dick cheese bitch bois. <Hunterkll> so why aren't you acting like a cunt to yourself? <Hunterkll> get fucked <+s-d> <D​eep Space K9> Hunterkll: Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the shit pouring out of your mouth.xe0n2020-11-27 23:16:16 CST
12910[00:39:35] <Seirdy> everyone keeps shilling the trackpoint but honestly who needs that when vim keybinds exist? the mouse is obsoletemistiry2020-11-28 00:40:49 CST
13010[29.11.2020.13:59:06] <Windy> wait, why is my 2tb disk only 1.81 tb :~(xe0n2020-11-28 21:59:24 CST
1321-3sideup662020-11-29 22:04:01 CST
1331-3please do the needful sirsideup662020-11-29 22:04:18 CST
13910fritzwastaken | Im not helpful, just an assPublicWifi2020-12-03 09:04:45 CST
1401-3eeeeeeeeeeeeee https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/surrealmemes/images/b/bd/Orang.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/300/height/300?cb=20181230150131sideup662020-12-04 21:56:57 CST
14110estranger | NEEDS MORE KAFKAMcDonaldsWiFi2020-12-07 09:34:47 CST
15010l8 | c|oneman meant: "$ derperderpderpderpderp derpderpderpderp"fritzwastaken2020-12-12 03:00:12 CST
15110<rpifan> Im in Morroco <rpifan> That's where i am right now <rpifan> Getting sun <+s-d> <l​tl> Vitamin D <xe0n> yep, he's trying to get that, sure of that one. <rpifan> Gay is banned here <xe0n> LOL <+s-d> <a​me> sounds gayxe0n2020-12-12 08:45:40 CST
15210[13.12.2020.15:46:09] <yuken> holy shit I am mentally handicappedxe0n2020-12-12 23:47:23 CST
15610<H​otmess> there is no such thing as a dumb questionekaj2020-12-17 00:16:41 CST
15710[15:50:55] <+s-d> <m​4221> JollRgrs, it is so nice to see you here again. Thank you so much for all your helpful comments!mistiry_2020-12-17 15:52:15 CST
15810[17:30:35] <+s-d> <r​mg22893> I did a migration and went from 2018.4 straight to 2020.2.1 HF1b12020-12-17 17:47:39 CST
15910<estranger> my kidneys turned into little pebble bags <breenisgreen> your dick must look like one of those windsocks at an airport...PublicWiFi2020-12-18 09:13:59 CST
17010<+s-d> <H​otmess> the reason most discord users dont hang out in this channel <Hunterkll> most discord users like hotmess aren't exactly very skilled in IT :) <JollyRgrs> why does @Hotmess hang out in this channel then?xe0n2020-12-26 23:16:45 CST
17110[14:39:24] <+s-d> <R​at> i agree that a large portion of IRC users are much more inclined and intelligentb12020-12-27 14:39:53 CST
17210[17:27:41] <corona266> more like IP on ur mum [17:27:42] <+s-d> <p​ublic static void ahendrix() {}> We all shouldcorona2662020-12-27 16:29:29 CST
17510<catbeard> because who doesn't enjoy squirtinggrumplestiltzkin2020-12-28 15:30:51 CST
17610<+s-d> <x​yz> @Hotmess is one of the few good people on this serverxe0n2020-12-28 23:50:31 CST
17810<+s-d> <b​loody> https://i.imgur.com/iGb0Jvk.png <+s-d> <b​loody> LOL <mistiry> @bloody lolxe0n2020-12-30 10:23:17 CST
18510<+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> rat is back <nullrend> ♪ backstreet rat is backxe0n2020-12-31 23:28:07 CST
18610[00:16:00] <Ottomite> I loved xe0n [00:16:08] <Ottomite> loled* [00:16:13] <Ottomite> Fucking autocorrectmistiry2021-01-01 00:19:43 CST
18710<+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> speaking of throughput i pleasantly woke up at 4am last night because BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP was coming from the server room <fritzwastaken> do you always call the room with your computers in it the server room? <+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> no, the server room is in my basementxe0n2021-01-01 00:37:51 CST
19010<R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> it's not dedicated. And a 10gbps link sure as hell doesn't cost $549/mo!ekaj2021-01-05 10:43:02 CST
19110quote pcspkr | I forgot opensuse is pretty stylishcryptic12021-01-05 20:41:42 CST
19310<+s-d> <b​denlinger> Working L1 is the equivalent of being a child. You're only worried about the next 5 minutes... <+s-d> <b​denlinger> And no one respects you <+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> was that an insult directed at me or was it a statement?xe0n2021-01-07 09:42:00 CST
1951021:13:17 <jimender2> Im going to block *.microsoft.com so that I cant get on teams :)d12021-01-07 21:14:42 CST
20410+d1 | sup qt3.1415fritzwastaken2021-01-18 19:03:53 CST
21010<xe0n> i can only imagine how you would've been @W​indows Server 2003R2 when BBS was a thing <+s-d> <W​indows Server 2003R2> what port is BBS? <csws> RJ-11 maybe <JollyRgrs> com1xe0n2021-01-22 08:23:09 CST
21310<+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> when was NAT even implemented? I feel like it's something that was thrown in during the "oh shit fuck" phase of "we're going to run out"JollyRgrs2021-01-25 19:23:19 CST
21510jay-ros> I'd include the discord users in that comment, but I picture most of them as the people who piss on the toilet seat in public bathroomsjimender22021-01-26 22:22:32 CST
22210<S​ubaru(ninjakiwi7)> i've been doing this for decades <S​ubaru(ninjakiwi7)> and i work with guys who have been doing it for decades <S​ubaru(ninjakiwi7)> and cli is a waste of timegrumplestiltzkin2021-02-01 15:22:13 CST
22410<rpifan> also i just got banned from ##techsupportxe0n2021-02-03 19:56:09 CST
23610<J​ay-Ros> I have some slight memories of partyingAPottedPlant2021-03-04 00:05:20 CST
23710[19:56:56] <+s-d> <s​ticks> Really, you need to say that I am I typeing here? I'm using vim to type it out lmaomistiry2021-03-05 19:59:06 CST
25110<+s-d> <p​arismillyteri> Yeah hunter knows their shit better than most of usJollyRgrs2021-03-24 23:41:09 CDT
25210JollyRgrs 2) hot sex beats a stella on a hot dayjimender22021-04-01 20:06:00 CDT
25800<technonerd> i wish i had a hydraulic press so i could do my wheel bearings <+s-d> <c​rit> i wish i had a hydraulic press so I can finally get some good CBTxe0n2021-04-13 19:57:15 CDT
25900<A​dventure in Computers> How do I look back at past quotes?catbeard2021-04-20 19:07:59 CDT
2600<+s-d><J​acobC> huh? that's not a complete thought <enix> Sorry, JacobC, not looking for input from Discord users <enix> If I gave a fuck what you guys thought I'd join the discord <enix> that's why I left it.xe0n2020-08-12 21:16:12 CDT
290-3<PublicWiFi> unless.... this goes to the groundfritzwastaken2020-08-13 20:46:26 CDT
3000<SysAdminGoneCraZ> I have an appointment soon to go to the BodPod to find out just how fat I am lol <j​english> Do they have a DadBodPod?xe0n2020-08-29 21:25:15 CDT
330-1@d1 | smoke methenix2020-09-02 22:42:23 CDT
4000* notconnected ([email protected]:380) Quit (Quit: yes) <+xe0n> i hope he got the answer he was looking for <+Hunterkll> poor kids got a lot of reading to do on firewalls <+s-d> <n​ullrend> ibuprofen and aspirin for when he's done bashing head against desk <+Hunterkll> bottle of jack more likexe0n2020-09-10 00:04:07 CDT
5100<Patrick> look, I'll listen to whatever you say PT lady. I just need to know I ain't gonna be fucked on the floor <Patrick> I prefer being fucked in a bedJollyRgrs2020-09-17 00:40:05 CDT
5400<rpifan> great news <rpifan> im getting fired but in march <xe0n> does that mean you'll stop talking about this place now? <+s-d> <H​otmess> We got a ranting and career advise section here on discord if you wanna come over and use them rpifanxe0n2020-09-23 05:29:00 CDT
5500<rpifan> you are just jealous you dont get money for nothingxe0n2020-09-23 05:33:55 CDT
5600<xe0n> refer to link: https://i.imgur.com/nQhjpB1.pngxe0n2020-09-23 06:01:02 CDT
5700<+s-d> <R​yu> feels like to me, people can't let go of ircxe0n2020-09-26 03:49:40 CDT
5900<fritzwastaken> God damn it! How many quotes am i gunna be in... <+xe0n> hahahah <fritzwastaken> not more than rpifan thats for surexe0n2020-09-26 06:55:05 CDT
600-1rpifan | id be so happy if i were 6 foot tallfritzwastaken2020-09-28 13:30:04 CDT
7900<PublicWiFi> FLOOD * PublicWiFi was kicked by d1 (no u) <xe0n> rektxe0n2020-10-26 21:29:59 CDT
8100<+s-d> <m​4221> DrZak, you appear to be new here. Who the fuck are you? <xe0n> m4221: you're not allowed to ask those sorts of questions while you're on discord. <m4221> DrZak, I ask again, but on IRC this time <m4221> DrZak, who are you?xe0n2020-10-30 00:54:09 CDT
8400<+s-d> <p​ublic static void ahendrix() {}> I disable all UWP on my domain computers. <+s-d> <p​ublic static void ahendrix() {}> When they kill win32 apps I'm gone.xe0n2020-11-03 17:46:25 CST
8900<Patrick> fuck.... I have physical therapy tomorrow too <Patrick> $10 to the first person that drives a semi through my kitchen and kills me <catbeard> really most anyone here will do that for freexe0n2020-11-05 23:38:23 CST
9200[12:09:36] <@TurkeyGibby> NO THIS IS PATRICK [12:09:44] <Patrick> NO THIS IS PATRICKb12020-11-06 12:10:39 CST
9400<Patrick> oooooo I love the dxe0n2020-11-07 05:06:32 CST
960-3[14:01] <Patrick> something something Patrickgrumplestiltzkin2020-11-09 14:01:42 CST
10200<DeepSpaceK9> Tech Support started my path to hating Apple <xe0n> you're still in tech support <DeepSpaceK9> I'll always be in tech support. But the actual tech support title is where it started.xe0n2020-11-13 02:14:44 CST
10500<DeepSpaceK9> Aside from the squirrely updates and MS being dumb with the UI, I think the only legitimate problem I've had with W10 is the amount of data it phones home with by default.xe0n2020-11-13 22:29:32 CST
10700<xe0n> yuken gets his first job at a pizza shop > asks for 401k <yuken> xe0n, gotta invest early ya dumbass. <yuken> I want to be retired in my 40s.xe0n2020-11-15 22:44:42 CST
11100<DeepSpaceK9> That said if I did move out of this job I wouldn't hate slipping down to a help desk role for awhile. <@TurkeyGibby> slipping?xe0n2020-11-19 00:35:58 CST
11300<+s-d> <H​unterkll> @Vegan Overlord and i hate using the fucking' discord client <+s-d> <x​e0n> sucks fucking ballz <+s-d> <V​egan Overlord> Dude IRC is shit tooxe0n2020-11-20 07:28:01 CST
11400<+s-d> <V​egan Overlord> IRC was like back in the day 1.6 cs was a thing lolxe0n2020-11-20 07:28:45 CST
11800<+s-d> <h​00t> any elite pen testers want to talk? <a1> what u need i'm pretty good at googlexe0n2020-11-21 22:21:52 CST
1190-1<nobyk> Anyone prefer opnsense over pfsense?xe0n2020-11-23 05:56:21 CST
1340-1<m​4221> cryptic1, MongoDB ran faster by caching indexes in memory. (edited)grumplestiltzkin2020-11-30 13:36:58 CST
13600<+s-d> <c​orona266> i liked touching myself to anime girls on the internet <jay-ros> we know <+s-d> <c​orona266> had to learn how to run anti-malware and now we're herexe0n2020-12-02 20:45:05 CST
13700<+s-d> <R​hubarbBread> Do I need a router between my modem and my managed switch? It kinda dictates whether I buy a modem-only device or a modem/router combo... Home network btwJollyRgrs2020-12-02 22:54:25 CST
14200[mistory] something happenedgrumplestiltzkin2020-12-07 12:15:23 CST
1430-5<Steeve> broNROL-392020-12-07 12:23:47 CST
1450-3<H​otmess> whats up with hyper-v?grumplestiltzkin2020-12-09 11:05:08 CST
16200<+s-d> <J​et> everything i need to learn is on the internet pretty muchJollyRgrs2020-12-22 23:59:05 CST
16500<+s-d> <H​otmess> ` winget search wsl <+s-d> <H​otmess> Fedora Remix for WSL whitewaterfoundry.fedora-remix-for-wsl 31.5.0.0 Tag: wsl <JollyRgrs> r-r-r-r-r-REMIX!xe0n2020-12-26 22:41:38 CST
16600<+s-d> <H​otmess> i mean you have to setup WinRM properly <+s-d> <H​otmess> but its a superior framework for remoting, re enterprise securityxe0n2020-12-26 22:42:07 CST
16800<@DoTheNeedful> Quote #166 added, check it out on https://dotheneedful.online <+s-d> <H​otmess> nice to know your saving my epic wisdom xeonxe0n2020-12-26 22:43:28 CST
18000<+s-d> <H​otmess> day drinking party in sysadmin voice chat <+s-d> <H​otmess> everyone welcome you beutiful ppl <+s-d> <m​4221> It is a gay old time in here.xe0n2020-12-31 11:10:43 CST
18100<+s-d> <R​ootbear75> now i need to send you some DMs because i have questions <catbeard> gotta be on irc <+s-d> <R​ootbear75> weechat doesn't work on windows <catbeard> ssh to a server that doesxe0n2020-12-31 11:31:33 CST
18300<m​4221> mistiry, your ignorance of the English language in PublicWiFi's case is quite apparent. Your stupidity and arrogance is apparent too.ekaj2020-12-31 20:28:36 CST
19400<+s-d> <J​oe> Anyone know what software was used for the security threat alert on the capitol PC? <+s-d> <J​oe> https://imgur.com/a/JWnoMnixe0n2021-01-07 09:42:52 CST
19600<xe0n> @Rat: so if your school principle asks you to attend a forum of like minded students who are interested in computers, are you going to ask for the url? <+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> yes, because if my school principle referred to a meeting as a forum it would give the automatic impression that he is referring to an online forum xe0n <+Hunterkll> must be somexe0n2021-01-11 19:42:36 CST
19700<+s-d> <H​otmess> anyone know if there is central list for windows registry keysJollyRgrs2021-01-12 08:24:42 CST
19900<s-d> <H​unterkll> hilariously, almost got caught with my pants downgrumplestiltzkin2021-01-13 10:25:04 CST
20000<s-d> <H​otmess> sure cause we are all keyboard warriors here who could claim we are all special forces. however ive had about 10 years ish of training. and the real issue is. there is a limit to how far your training will take you. which is why phyiscal hand to hand should always be a last resortHunterkll2021-01-13 11:32:10 CST
20100<+s-d> <p​yathalon> xhamster seemed to have a purge too, a lot of my bookmarks disappeared <+s-d> <p​yathalon> or rather greyed-outxe0n2021-01-13 21:45:22 CST
20300<+s-d> <2​077> who do you get openstack support from <+s-d> <d​ismal_scientist> I don’t think we do <+s-d> <2​077> stunning and bravexe0n2021-01-14 07:48:04 CST
20500<Rpifan> I have a legit problem <Rpifan> I buy too many language books <Rpifan> Can't stop <jimender2> burn them <teh_f4ll3n> easy there, Hitlerteh_f4ll3n2021-01-19 05:44:35 CST
20700<w​aiting for you> So I’ll probably do a diploma in system admin to see if I can get a junior role <w​aiting for you> Maybe stay there for a year and hope my php skills are enough to be a developerekaj2021-01-19 23:20:12 CST
20800[08:20:11] * d1 does a like of Red Hat [08:20:16] <+d1> mmmmmmmm [08:20:43] <mistiry> does a like? [08:20:49] <+d1> FUCJ [08:20:53] <mistiry> FUCJ? [08:20:56] * d1 logs outmistiry2021-01-21 08:21:57 CST
20900<yuken> aaa, I might buy a PinePhone <yuken> $199 for the 3GB model, even has a Debian logo!xe0n2021-01-22 01:23:13 CST
21100<+s-d> <w​aiting for you> Does anyone like the clothing brand called coochee? <derpadmin> isn't coochee a vag in some languagexe0n2021-01-24 21:05:35 CST
21200<Rpifan> Has anyone here grown weedint0x1C82021-01-25 15:24:47 CST
21600<@d1> still waiting for that PoC <phonephreak> PoC stands for Piece of Crap, right? <@d1> for a phreak you seem to know very little. <phonephreak> i was being funny <phonephreak> I assume you meant Point of Contact <@d1> absolutely.xe0n2021-01-27 00:51:44 CST
21700[09:20:31] <+s-d> <w​aiting for you> If I was to download something from Linus.. Should I go with Linux or Ubuntu?mistiry2021-01-27 09:21:18 CST
21800<+s-d> <w​aiting for you> Do they even have hard drives in laptops?JollyRgrs2021-01-27 12:00:42 CST
21900<JollyRgrs> i used to always eye all their joysticksteh_f4ll3n2021-01-27 12:02:05 CST
22000<jimender2> HTML needs to die <xe0n> or you just learn it ;x <jimender2> drag and drop html is so much betterxe0n2021-01-31 19:42:12 CST
22100<v​yz> welp boys just did my first ever raid 0 on a homelab servergrumplestiltzkin2021-02-01 12:55:32 CST
2230-1<enix> It was a road I was getting trained up to go down, and it's a really interesting side of the industrygrumplestiltzkin2021-02-02 17:09:01 CST
22700Jaelae> it was the only one i could find that would fit my skinny spotgrumplestiltzkin2021-02-05 12:28:51 CST
22800<+s-d> <n​ullrend> to be fair most of the time if you don't see the GUI on a Windows install it usually means there's something wrong <+Hunterkll> @nullrend .... what? that means someone did it *right*xe0n2021-02-09 03:50:43 CST
23000<yuken> I'd rub that meat, SAGCxe0n2021-02-14 21:50:26 CST
23100<nullrend> need to replace the fan on my T60 <nobyk> The T-60 scout tank was a light tank produced by the Soviet Union from 1941 to 1942. <nobyk> What kind of milage do you get out of it? <a1> about neinxe0n2021-02-15 01:02:05 CST
23200CheckYourSix> Are there publicly searchable logs for this channel on the internet?jimender22021-02-23 19:06:46 CST
23300< APottedPlant> yall know that feeling when you have to poo really badnobyk2021-02-25 09:16:15 CST
23500JollyRgrs> i could just sit there all day popping them in my mouth, but the salt would near put a hole in my cheekgrumplestiltzkin2021-03-01 08:34:11 CST
24100<+s-d_> <j​kdjeff> I love yubikeys but people lose them at a ridiculous rate <+Hunterkll> i've yet to lose one, myself <+s-d_> <j​kdjeff> well, we've established that you're perfect in every way, soxe0n2021-03-11 23:37:30 CST
24300<b​denlinger> I mean, exposing 3389 to the internet isn't the dumbest thing... I've seen today.grumplestiltzkin2021-03-12 09:03:52 CST
24400<SAGC> Never fucking again though.NROL-392021-03-15 17:08:21 CDT
24500<hackerman1337-xo> Tom Anderson you can print up t-shirts "I visited $OrgName and all I got was this lousy brand" 11:03 AM or "$OrgName has a serious *branding* problem"jimender22021-03-17 10:07:31 CDT
24600<polar_> disregard phone, acquire tendiesgrumplestiltzkin2021-03-17 10:12:46 CDT
2490021:10:34 <+s-d> <H​otmess> huh guess i was wrong. last i heard the secret service were after them for creating their own currecnyd12021-03-24 21:15:34 CDT
25000<+s-d> <E​nergy Drink Girl> how do you simulate a ddos on a local web server on nginx <E​nergy Drink Girl> well my website is suffering from a layer 7 ddos attack, I'm trying to replicate the attack with my new nnginx configuration <+s-d> <E​nergy Drink Girl> i tried ddosim but im getting errorsxe0n2021-03-24 23:39:53 CDT
25300<enix> No other game will you have someone run up to you, naked, carrying a spear, screaming "let me sniff your dick"JollyRgrs2021-04-03 01:40:29 CDT
25400<+s-d> <f​elda> I'm golfing at a 9 hole club in town that has no practice range. <+s-d> <f​elda> The other problem is I'm a lefty, but I learned to golf with a right handed set because lefty sets are more expensive.xe0n2021-04-06 08:26:04 CDT
25500csws> my master is down right now due to a fire tho lolgrumplestiltzkin2021-04-06 11:37:17 CDT