A collection of user-submitted quotes from the #reddit-sysadmin channel on the Freenode IRC Network.
| ID | Upvotes | Downvotes | Quote | Submitted By | Entered on |
| 1 | 8 | -1 | test quote please ignore | mistiry | 2020-07-03 19:27:05 CDT |
| 13 | 8 | -1 | rpifan> selinux, i thought u stole money and a car from irc | d1 | 2020-07-28 13:16:05 CDT |
| 32 | 8 | 0 | <oxipital> i'm going to start a #sysadmin-newb channel <@killdash9> oxipital: we have that. It's called Discord | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-01 16:24:43 CDT |
| 9 | 7 | 0 | <ekaj> rpifan: what is your 5 year plan? <Fritzwastaken> Prolly his, chin, some lipo, some more botox | mistiry | 2020-07-08 14:14:03 CDT |
| 68 | 7 | 0 | [10:06:47] * d1 farts DomLS3farts.com | b1 | 2020-10-13 10:13:30 CDT |
| 4 | 6 | 0 | <@DoTheNeedful> Our servers, which art in the colo, hallowed be thy ports. Thy packets come, the needful will be done, on Windows as it is on *nix. Give us this day our daily logfiles, and forgive us our typos as we forgive those who make typos, and lead us not to the cloud but deliver us new hardware, for thine is the system, and the network, and the blinkenlights, ^M | mistiry | 2020-07-04 14:28:03 CDT |
| 69 | 6 | -1 | 69 69 69 69 SIX NICE NINE!!!!! | b1 | 2020-10-13 10:13:49 CDT |
| 7 | 5 | -1 | <+d1> everyone comes for the d | b1 | 2020-07-06 19:19:29 CDT |
| 15 | 5 | 0 | <rpifan> i can always improve <d1> improve doesn't mean more Botox | mistiry | 2020-07-29 19:51:05 CDT |
| 27 | 5 | 0 | <m4221> xe0n answer my fucking pms <xe0n> nah | xe0n | 2020-08-13 00:41:35 CDT |
| 35 | 5 | -1 | <xe0n> i did get my wetsuit out of the car boot the other day lol <enix> you should probably dry it out <xe0n> it was dry <@d1> so it was a dry suit | xe0n | 2020-09-03 23:29:27 CDT |
| 12 | 4 | 0 | selinux> so 3 months into voice acting selinux> i booked a national tv ad selinux> i cried over it | d1 | 2020-07-28 13:03:55 CDT |
| 18 | 4 | 0 | [04.08.2020.11:05:36] <+s-d> <JohnPrem> I dislike discord ever since i found out the majority of staff were furries | xe0n | 2020-08-03 20:05:55 CDT |
| 37 | 4 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> d1: dude, i was v. impressed at how firm it was, like a new hole! | fritzwastaken | 2020-09-08 08:23:57 CDT |
| 45 | 4 | 0 | <@d1> I hear gateway laptops are good <locknet> d1, I didn't hear it before <xe0n> how old are you? <locknet> xe0n, 22 bro <xe0n> yep | xe0n | 2020-09-14 00:44:47 CDT |
| 73 | 4 | 0 | 14:52:08 <+s-d> <Jet> Anyways I’m really going outside and yes Ill most likely have sex. You nerds keep the computer on so I can watch funny memes when I get back home | d1 | 2020-10-15 14:52:40 CDT |
| 76 | 4 | 0 | <Patrick> clearly my baby batter wasn't wanted fritzwastaken <misspwn_> perhaps your baby batter has too much gluten, and we're tryin to avoid getting autism | xe0n | 2020-10-21 21:22:38 CDT |
| 2 | 3 | 0 | <+d1> Yeah fuck those spammers | JollyRgrs | 2020-07-04 01:43:41 CDT |
| 3 | 3 | 0 | <+d1> I would be genuinely sad if I could come up with a valid time where I wasn't doing something other than shitposting | mistiry | 2020-07-04 13:30:30 CDT |
| 16 | 3 | 0 | [01.08.2020.00:42:53] <PublicWiFi> so either your one site has a crazy wan pipe or you have a bunch of small sites [01.08.2020.00:43:00] <PublicWiFi> 100% traffic* [01.08.2020.00:43:22] <xe0n> maccas your ass takes a crazy wan pipe [01.08.2020.00:43:33] <+d1> s/wan/man [01.08.2020.00:43:40] <PublicWiFi> egress only [01.08.2020.00:43:46] <+d1> suuuuuuuuuuuuure | xe0n | 2020-07-31 09:44:16 CDT |
| 17 | 3 | 0 | [04.08.2020.10:57:40] <PublicWiFi> my dad is never over until I put my foot in my mouth at least once lol [04.08.2020.10:57:42] <PublicWiFi> day* [04.08.2020.10:57:46] <PublicWiFi> god damn, dad on the brain | xe0n | 2020-08-03 19:58:15 CDT |
| 19 | 3 | 0 | [04.08.2020.16:52:35] <Motion> yeah, thanks ill fetch the call. Btw; u know whats their telnet-port? [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <Hunterkll> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <xe0n> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:44] <Motion> thx [04.08.2020.16:52:54] <Hunterkll> xe0n, great minds... ;) | xe0n | 2020-08-04 01:53:20 CDT |
| 28 | 3 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> @Telnet trust me, PublicWiFi isnt the only one who goes after c1's mum <PublicWiFi> DomLS3 too <Hunterkll> yea you all shouldn't be so mean to her <Hunterkll> she is a fine upstanding community bicycle <PublicWiFi> lol <fritzwastaken> | with like 4 seats | PublicWiFi | 2020-08-13 09:47:58 CDT |
| 38 | 3 | 0 | <m4221> I just do the bare minimum not to get canned | enix | 2020-09-09 00:29:11 CDT |
| 50 | 3 | 0 | <DomLS3> lot of quote spamming going on | Hunterkll | 2020-09-16 15:46:55 CDT |
| 70 | 3 | 0 | <derpadmin> stop it xe0n, quote 64 gives me a notification and then I think I have friends | xe0n | 2020-10-13 17:30:10 CDT |
| 11 | 2 | 0 | [26.07.2020.00:35:05] <Rootsudo> wow my body is becoming a chat [26.07.2020.00:35:06] <Rootsudo> chad [26.07.2020.00:35:14] <Rootsudo> I can't even process the sentence right, it's so foreign to me | xe0n | 2020-07-25 10:02:29 CDT |
| 14 | 2 | 0 | >ekaj I'm planning on hunting down dragonfleas from his dox and licking his feet | selinux | 2020-07-28 13:28:42 CDT |
| 20 | 2 | 0 | estranger | college was the craziest six weeks of my life | PublicWiFi | 2020-08-05 13:53:12 CDT |
| 22 | 2 | 0 | [07.08.2020.23:36:06] <DomLS3> w00t my post in /r/sysadmin made it to the front page!: Congratulations! Your post made it to the front page. The first time we saw you on the front page your post was ranked 19 with 1553 comments and 5137 up votes. [07.08.2020.23:37:03] <PublicWiFi> oh no | xe0n | 2020-08-07 08:43:58 CDT |
| 24 | 2 | 0 | [11.08.2020.13:05:57] <PublicWiFi> why is "Discover Weekly" on Spotify always garbage [11.08.2020.13:06:21] <@d1> maybe because you listen to shit music? [11.08.2020.13:06:31] <PublicWiFi> :( [11.08.2020.13:06:35] <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-08-10 22:07:00 CDT |
| 34 | 2 | 0 | <xe0n> you doing exam prep? <+a1> ye <enix> Whats the exam question <+a1> how many dicks can enix's mom fit inside <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-09-03 23:24:09 CDT |
| 41 | 2 | 0 | <int0x1C8> cowboy butts drive me nuts | d1 | 2020-09-10 12:18:51 CDT |
| 42 | 2 | 0 | -- | Mode #reddit-sysadmin [+o enix] by ChanServ | enix | 2020-09-10 22:24:25 CDT |
| 46 | 2 | 0 | <Motion> btw; anybody got a recommendation for a digital assesment management system? <xe0n> digital assesment management system...that's just a bunch of words put together <MaccasWiFi> those are just a bunch of words together <MaccasWiFi> LOL YES | xe0n | 2020-09-14 08:08:45 CDT |
| 48 | 2 | 0 | <rpifan> im really low on money <fritzwastaken> DIdnt you just get Botox like 2 weeks ago? <rpifan> yes but this month i got paid 200 euro extra <rpifan> and thas what botox costs | xe0n | 2020-09-15 07:39:19 CDT |
| 61 | 2 | 0 | "<PublicWiFi> im the biggest dum dum around" | int0x1C8 | 2020-09-28 14:38:16 CDT |
| 62 | 2 | 0 | JollyRgrs> MikeSpears: yeah, I have an Abnormally Small Needledick. I heard you have an ASN, too! | catbeard | 2020-10-02 01:35:55 CDT |
| 64 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <SXEPhilFan2007> @derpadmin I can't even find "Xe0n" or "Xeon" mail filter on google | xe0n | 2020-10-09 20:27:52 CDT |
| 65 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> right time for some coffe and anime <+s-d> <Hotmess> later all hope you have a good one:) <xe0n> thats an interesting way to wank in the morning | xe0n | 2020-10-12 07:33:22 CDT |
| 77 | 2 | 0 | <derpadmin> o365 is down <aab_> Not all of 0365 is down <aab_> i can still log in to my management portal <derpadmin> made you check, trolololo <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-10-24 03:19:31 CDT |
| 5 | 1 | -6 | StrongBad | macinsight | 2020-07-04 14:46:36 CDT |
| 6 | 1 | 0 | <StrongBad> Your farts are a weapon of mass destruction | macinsight | 2020-07-04 14:47:52 CDT |
| 8 | 1 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> niklasye: we wanted to offer help to the special and needy... discord users deserve a chance to hear our vast knowledge :P | mistiry | 2020-07-08 09:45:42 CDT |
| 10 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> c1, oh no, i had to speak to my PISA handler in japan <Hunterkll> er i mean <Hunterkll> www.google.com/search?q=how+to+delete+irc+comment | b1 | 2020-07-10 18:05:57 CDT |
| 21 | 1 | 0 | [07.08.2020.16:52:40] <nobyk> can someone with power do the needfull to get the layer-eight thing working [07.08.2020.16:53:01] <xe0n> come again [07.08.2020.16:53:04] <nobyk> lol [07.08.2020.16:53:07] <xe0n> you want me to dtn? ok [07.08.2020.16:53:11] <xe0n> !dtn nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:11] * @DoTheNeedful nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:14] <xe0n> :D [07.08.2020.16:53:20] | xe0n | 2020-08-07 01:54:32 CDT |
| 23 | 1 | 0 | [11.08.2020.12:03:44] <rpifan> hey at the gay beach good looking dudes go [11.08.2020.12:03:58] <PublicWiFi> that sounds smelly [11.08.2020.12:04:04] <PublicWiFi> butt sex is so smelly | xe0n | 2020-08-10 21:04:44 CDT |
| 36 | 1 | 0 | <rpifan> the fat ugly germans, oh they are all over me <rpifan> id rather jerk off instead | xe0n | 2020-09-07 10:07:17 CDT |
| 39 | 1 | 0 | catbeard | "what is this? a restaurant for owls?" | enix | 2020-09-09 21:35:20 CDT |
| 47 | 1 | -1 | * d1 farts d1farts.com | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-14 12:50:10 CDT |
| 52 | 1 | 0 | <l8> PublicWiFi meant: "DO YOU NOT KNOW I AM A HIGH PRIEST OF THE COCAINE ORDER?" | Fritzwastaken | 2020-09-17 07:47:48 CDT |
| 58 | 1 | 0 | <krumelmonster> Also please remember xe0n: No Politics, No Religion. Please respect. <fritzwastaken> s?)Yea xe0n! <fritzwastaken> Follow the rules ya jerk | xe0n | 2020-09-26 06:53:12 CDT |
| 66 | 1 | 0 | * Work-BWMerlin_ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds) <xe0n> <waits for Work-BWMerlin to come in and say work internetz is borked> <Work-BWMerlin_> Another day, another issue with ubiquiti | xe0n | 2020-10-12 19:29:15 CDT |
| 71 | 1 | 0 | @d1> s/OUO/YOU | nobyk | 2020-10-15 07:53:01 CDT |
| 74 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <corona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morning | xe0n | 2020-10-15 20:11:57 CDT |
| 75 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <corona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morning | xe0n | 2020-10-15 20:12:28 CDT |
| 25 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d><sunrunner20> [img url] <+s-d><sunrunner20> My home network atm <xe0n> nice clothes hooks <xe0n> how fast are they, 100mbp? <technonerd> 10baseT | xe0n | 2020-08-11 23:13:19 CDT |
| 26 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d><JacobC> huh? that's not a complete thought <enix> Sorry, JacobC, not looking for input from Discord users <enix> If I gave a fuck what you guys thought I'd join the discord <enix> that's why I left it. | xe0n | 2020-08-12 21:16:12 CDT |
| 29 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> unless.... this goes to the ground | fritzwastaken | 2020-08-13 20:46:26 CDT |
| 30 | 0 | 0 | <SysAdminGoneCraZ> I have an appointment soon to go to the BodPod to find out just how fat I am lol <jenglish> Do they have a DadBodPod? | xe0n | 2020-08-29 21:25:15 CDT |
| 31 | 0 | 0 | <jenglish> Are chess players athletes? <JollyRgrs> NO | xe0n | 2020-08-29 21:28:05 CDT |
| 33 | 0 | 0 | @d1 | smoke meth | enix | 2020-09-02 22:42:23 CDT |
| 40 | 0 | 0 | * notconnected ([email protected]:380) Quit (Quit: yes) <+xe0n> i hope he got the answer he was looking for <+Hunterkll> poor kids got a lot of reading to do on firewalls <+s-d> <nullrend> ibuprofen and aspirin for when he's done bashing head against desk <+Hunterkll> bottle of jack more like | xe0n | 2020-09-10 00:04:07 CDT |
| 43 | 0 | 0 | * m4221 ([email protected]/vpn/privateinternetaccess/m4221) has left #reddit-sysadmin | xe0n | 2020-09-13 01:58:03 CDT |
| 44 | 0 | 0 | <quote> | enix | 2020-09-14 00:23:05 CDT |
| 49 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <mak_of_spades> noob question how do u get bot by ur n ame <mak_of_spades> its cool | xe0n | 2020-09-15 19:00:05 CDT |
| 51 | 0 | 0 | <Patrick> look, I'll listen to whatever you say PT lady. I just need to know I ain't gonna be fucked on the floor <Patrick> I prefer being fucked in a bed | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-17 00:40:05 CDT |
| 53 | 0 | 0 | <felda> I've been facepalming so much lately I'm gonna start looking like a pug | PublicWiFi | 2020-09-22 09:24:20 CDT |
| 54 | 0 | 0 | <rpifan> great news <rpifan> im getting fired but in march <xe0n> does that mean you'll stop talking about this place now? <+s-d> <Hotmess> We got a ranting and career advise section here on discord if you wanna come over and use them rpifan | xe0n | 2020-09-23 05:29:00 CDT |
| 55 | 0 | 0 | <rpifan> you are just jealous you dont get money for nothing | xe0n | 2020-09-23 05:33:55 CDT |
| 56 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> refer to link: https://i.imgur.com/nQhjpB1.png | xe0n | 2020-09-23 06:01:02 CDT |
| 57 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Ryu> feels like to me, people can't let go of irc | xe0n | 2020-09-26 03:49:40 CDT |
| 59 | 0 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> God damn it! How many quotes am i gunna be in... <+xe0n> hahahah <fritzwastaken> not more than rpifan thats for sure | xe0n | 2020-09-26 06:55:05 CDT |
| 60 | 0 | 0 | rpifan | id be so happy if i were 6 foot tall | fritzwastaken | 2020-09-28 13:30:04 CDT |
| 63 | 0 | 0 | [09:59:52] <JollyRgrs> i mean like, its basically the same thing barely noticeable changes | b1 | 2020-10-07 10:02:00 CDT |
| 67 | 0 | 0 | a1 | 2020-10-13 09:07:16 CDT |