A collection of user-submitted quotes from the #reddit-sysadmin channel on the Freenode IRC Network.
| ID | Upvotes | Downvotes | Quote | Submitted By | Entered on |
| 32 | 14 | 0 | <oxipital> i'm going to start a #sysadmin-newb channel <@killdash9> oxipital: we have that. It's called Discord | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-01 16:24:43 CDT |
| 1 | 13 | -4 | test quote please ignore | mistiry | 2020-07-03 19:27:05 CDT |
| 69 | 13 | -2 | 69 69 69 69 SIX NICE NINE!!!!! | b1 | 2020-10-13 10:13:49 CDT |
| 9 | 9 | 0 | <ekaj> rpifan: what is your 5 year plan? <Fritzwastaken> Prolly his, chin, some lipo, some more botox | mistiry | 2020-07-08 14:14:03 CDT |
| 38 | 9 | 0 | <m4221> I just do the bare minimum not to get canned | enix | 2020-09-09 00:29:11 CDT |
| 4 | 8 | 0 | <@DoTheNeedful> Our servers, which art in the colo, hallowed be thy ports. Thy packets come, the needful will be done, on Windows as it is on *nix. Give us this day our daily logfiles, and forgive us our typos as we forgive those who make typos, and lead us not to the cloud but deliver us new hardware, for thine is the system, and the network, and the blinkenlights, ^M | mistiry | 2020-07-04 14:28:03 CDT |
| 7 | 8 | -1 | <+d1> everyone comes for the d | b1 | 2020-07-06 19:19:29 CDT |
| 13 | 8 | -1 | rpifan> selinux, i thought u stole money and a car from irc | d1 | 2020-07-28 13:16:05 CDT |
| 73 | 8 | 0 | 14:52:08 <+s-d> <Jet> Anyways I’m really going outside and yes Ill most likely have sex. You nerds keep the computer on so I can watch funny memes when I get back home | d1 | 2020-10-15 14:52:40 CDT |
| 103 | 8 | 0 | <Fritzwastaken> Last night I ad a dream where Shrek was turned into a lady ogre and Fionna was asked if she was cool with her and she said "Yea, im a bishreksual" and I woke up crying | JollyRgrs | 2020-11-13 08:40:17 CST |
| 155 | 8 | 0 | <jay-ros> hey m4221, would you mind switching back to irc instead of discord? <jay-ros> I can't get the ignore function to work | xe0n | 2020-12-17 00:03:40 CST |
| 15 | 7 | 0 | <rpifan> i can always improve <d1> improve doesn't mean more Botox | mistiry | 2020-07-29 19:51:05 CDT |
| 27 | 7 | 0 | <m4221> xe0n answer my fucking pms <xe0n> nah | xe0n | 2020-08-13 00:41:35 CDT |
| 68 | 7 | -1 | [10:06:47] * d1 farts DomLS3farts.com | b1 | 2020-10-13 10:13:30 CDT |
| 70 | 7 | 0 | <derpadmin> stop it xe0n, quote 64 gives me a notification and then I think I have friends | xe0n | 2020-10-13 17:30:10 CDT |
| 78 | 7 | -1 | 21:23:02 <MikeSpears> pfsense is a great router | d1 | 2020-10-26 21:26:12 CDT |
| 83 | 7 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> how in the heck do I import passwords from the windows web cred manager to chrome -.- <PublicWiFi> why is windows always garbage | d1 | 2020-11-03 10:51:15 CST |
| 138 | 7 | 0 | <PublicWifi> i misplaced this little small plastic piece earlier and work and asked my coworker if she's seen a "little white thing" and she asked me if I was talking about my penis | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-03 08:37:12 CST |
| 173 | 7 | -1 | [16:26:11] <+s-d> <Rat> honestly my favorite way of staying secure [16:26:19] <+s-d> <Rat> is renting cheap vms on hosts all over the USA [16:26:34] <+s-d> <Rat> and GREing IPs to my router | b1 | 2020-12-27 16:30:24 CST |
| 35 | 6 | -1 | <xe0n> i did get my wetsuit out of the car boot the other day lol <enix> you should probably dry it out <xe0n> it was dry <@d1> so it was a dry suit | xe0n | 2020-09-03 23:29:27 CDT |
| 45 | 6 | 0 | <@d1> I hear gateway laptops are good <locknet> d1, I didn't hear it before <xe0n> how old are you? <locknet> xe0n, 22 bro <xe0n> yep | xe0n | 2020-09-14 00:44:47 CDT |
| 53 | 6 | 0 | <felda> I've been facepalming so much lately I'm gonna start looking like a pug | PublicWiFi | 2020-09-22 09:24:20 CDT |
| 110 | 6 | 0 | [12:05:38] <corn266> stupid question. if i buy a domain like `feetpicwarehouse.org`, does that mean i own all sub-domains as well? like `dirty.feetpicwarehouse.org` and `painted.toenails.feetpicwarehouse.org` ? | b1 | 2020-11-18 12:07:59 CST |
| 169 | 6 | -1 | <+s-d> <Cousin> I am new here and dont post much. But can these bots fucks off? Like I dont come here to see these bots | xe0n | 2020-12-26 23:13:19 CST |
| 6 | 5 | 0 | <StrongBad> Your farts are a weapon of mass destruction | macinsight | 2020-07-04 14:47:52 CDT |
| 18 | 5 | 0 | [04.08.2020.11:05:36] <+s-d> <JohnPrem> I dislike discord ever since i found out the majority of staff were furries | xe0n | 2020-08-03 20:05:55 CDT |
| 41 | 5 | 0 | <int0x1C8> cowboy butts drive me nuts | d1 | 2020-09-10 12:18:51 CDT |
| 61 | 5 | 0 | "<PublicWiFi> im the biggest dum dum around" | int0x1C8 | 2020-09-28 14:38:16 CDT |
| 64 | 5 | 0 | <+s-d> <SXEPhilFan2007> @derpadmin I can't even find "Xe0n" or "Xeon" mail filter on google | xe0n | 2020-10-09 20:27:52 CDT |
| 86 | 5 | 0 | <Patrick> big dicks, small dicks, jizz dicks.- I sucked em all | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:00:39 CST |
| 163 | 5 | -1 | 15:43:35 <+s-d> <guemi> Man SSH tunneling might be the most powerful thing Linux has | DrGibby | 2020-12-26 16:11:55 CST |
| 182 | 5 | 0 | 17:55:48 <mistiry> sorry this is dictator time, where i sit in my ivory tower and bask in my internet powers while heavy-handedly issuing moderator actions against undeserving users | DrGibby | 2020-12-31 17:57:17 CST |
| 192 | 5 | 0 | 09:18 <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> grumple, I don't use vlans, I use multiple subnets with a MAC address prefix ruleset | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-06 08:20:11 CST |
| 225 | 5 | 0 | <xe0n> the meat smell <xe0n> mmMmm | JollyRgrs | 2021-02-03 21:03:44 CST |
| 238 | 5 | 0 | [12:06:41] <JollyRgrs> and whatever you do, don't listen to @Hotmess | b1 | 2021-03-06 12:07:47 CST |
| 2 | 4 | -1 | <+d1> Yeah fuck those spammers | JollyRgrs | 2020-07-04 01:43:41 CDT |
| 3 | 4 | 0 | <+d1> I would be genuinely sad if I could come up with a valid time where I wasn't doing something other than shitposting | mistiry | 2020-07-04 13:30:30 CDT |
| 11 | 4 | 0 | [26.07.2020.00:35:05] <Rootsudo> wow my body is becoming a chat [26.07.2020.00:35:06] <Rootsudo> chad [26.07.2020.00:35:14] <Rootsudo> I can't even process the sentence right, it's so foreign to me | xe0n | 2020-07-25 10:02:29 CDT |
| 12 | 4 | 0 | selinux> so 3 months into voice acting selinux> i booked a national tv ad selinux> i cried over it | d1 | 2020-07-28 13:03:55 CDT |
| 19 | 4 | 0 | [04.08.2020.16:52:35] <Motion> yeah, thanks ill fetch the call. Btw; u know whats their telnet-port? [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <Hunterkll> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <xe0n> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:44] <Motion> thx [04.08.2020.16:52:54] <Hunterkll> xe0n, great minds... ;) | xe0n | 2020-08-04 01:53:20 CDT |
| 28 | 4 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> @Telnet trust me, PublicWiFi isnt the only one who goes after c1's mum <PublicWiFi> DomLS3 too <Hunterkll> yea you all shouldn't be so mean to her <Hunterkll> she is a fine upstanding community bicycle <PublicWiFi> lol <fritzwastaken> | with like 4 seats | PublicWiFi | 2020-08-13 09:47:58 CDT |
| 37 | 4 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> d1: dude, i was v. impressed at how firm it was, like a new hole! | fritzwastaken | 2020-09-08 08:23:57 CDT |
| 48 | 4 | 0 | <rpifan> im really low on money <fritzwastaken> DIdnt you just get Botox like 2 weeks ago? <rpifan> yes but this month i got paid 200 euro extra <rpifan> and thas what botox costs | xe0n | 2020-09-15 07:39:19 CDT |
| 50 | 4 | 0 | <DomLS3> lot of quote spamming going on | Hunterkll | 2020-09-16 15:46:55 CDT |
| 62 | 4 | 0 | JollyRgrs> MikeSpears: yeah, I have an Abnormally Small Needledick. I heard you have an ASN, too! | catbeard | 2020-10-02 01:35:55 CDT |
| 76 | 4 | 0 | <Patrick> clearly my baby batter wasn't wanted fritzwastaken <misspwn_> perhaps your baby batter has too much gluten, and we're tryin to avoid getting autism | xe0n | 2020-10-21 21:22:38 CDT |
| 97 | 4 | 0 | < Patrick> seriously hate this quote system. | nobyk | 2020-11-09 14:02:58 CST |
| 112 | 4 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> DOMF: you can put bananas in your ass and pretend youre jerry seinfeld, idgaf :D | JollyRgrs | 2020-11-19 12:59:27 CST |
| 115 | 4 | 0 | [10:27:24] <+s-d> <xyz> is there a group policy that can enforce a 3090 on the video editors ou? [10:27:59] <+s-d> <xyz> like we don't want to buy a 3090, if we can just do it through group policy [10:29:47] <+s-d> <xyz> I mean can we just apply a GPU through software | b1 | 2020-11-20 10:33:03 CST |
| 124 | 4 | 0 | <Hobadee> xe0n, NAT is a natural firewall and we don't care about internal security much | xe0n | 2020-11-25 17:28:17 CST |
| 127 | 4 | 0 | [00:14:54] <+s-d> <Jet> i just wanna have some friends [00:15:15] <xe0n> it's hard to be friends with someone who uses discord [00:15:54] <misspwn> but you're on discord [00:16:04] <xe0n> ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | mistiry | 2020-11-27 00:19:42 CST |
| 148 | 4 | -1 | <+s-d> <ltl> I mean ... Microsoft Google apple all have user data in their companies <+s-d> <ltl> Microsoft gets hacked, so does google. Much harder to hack Linux bcuz of many distros | xe0n | 2020-12-11 00:10:03 CST |
| 153 | 4 | 0 | [23:45:53] <m4221> JollyRgrs, don't fuck with me this way. all other trolling I will tolerate but this | mistiry | 2020-12-12 23:52:54 CST |
| 160 | 4 | 0 | 20:12:57 <corona266> my 60 yr old mom got hot | SantaGibby | 2020-12-21 20:28:43 CST |
| 167 | 4 | -1 | 22:32:05 <+s-d> <Hotmess> Name Id Version Match 22:32:10 <+s-d> <Hotmess> Fedora Remix for WSL whitewaterfoundry.fedora-remix-for-wsl 31.5.0.0 Tag: wsl 22:32:56 <JollyRgrs> you trust "white water foundry"? 22:33:22 <+s-d> <Hotmess> i mean personaly id be more suspisous of kali 22:34:34 <+s-d> <Hotmess> for most ppl that it exists. but would be | DrGibby | 2020-12-26 22:42:29 CST |
| 215 | 4 | 0 | jay-ros> I'd include the discord users in that comment, but I picture most of them as the people who piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms | jimender2 | 2021-01-26 22:22:32 CST |
| 229 | 4 | 0 | <+a2> you know what I miss? <jay-ros> men? | xe0n | 2021-02-11 19:05:50 CST |
| 240 | 4 | -1 | <+e1> why have abs when you can have kebabs | xe0n | 2021-03-08 21:05:47 CST |
| 242 | 4 | 0 | <xe0n> sfc /scanlater <+s-d_> <Adventure in Computers> It's saying that's an unknown command Xeon. | xe0n | 2021-03-12 00:09:37 CST |
| 16 | 3 | 0 | [01.08.2020.00:42:53] <PublicWiFi> so either your one site has a crazy wan pipe or you have a bunch of small sites [01.08.2020.00:43:00] <PublicWiFi> 100% traffic* [01.08.2020.00:43:22] <xe0n> maccas your ass takes a crazy wan pipe [01.08.2020.00:43:33] <+d1> s/wan/man [01.08.2020.00:43:40] <PublicWiFi> egress only [01.08.2020.00:43:46] <+d1> suuuuuuuuuuuuure | xe0n | 2020-07-31 09:44:16 CDT |
| 17 | 3 | 0 | [04.08.2020.10:57:40] <PublicWiFi> my dad is never over until I put my foot in my mouth at least once lol [04.08.2020.10:57:42] <PublicWiFi> day* [04.08.2020.10:57:46] <PublicWiFi> god damn, dad on the brain | xe0n | 2020-08-03 19:58:15 CDT |
| 20 | 3 | 0 | estranger | college was the craziest six weeks of my life | PublicWiFi | 2020-08-05 13:53:12 CDT |
| 34 | 3 | 0 | <xe0n> you doing exam prep? <+a1> ye <enix> Whats the exam question <+a1> how many dicks can enix's mom fit inside <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-09-03 23:24:09 CDT |
| 47 | 3 | -1 | * d1 farts d1farts.com | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-14 12:50:10 CDT |
| 82 | 3 | 0 | <@d1> People who throw parties on Thursday are the same people who paint every room in their house "egg shell white" and their adventures into "exotic" spices is red pepper flakes <fritzwastaken> d1 thats basically my mom.. | xe0n | 2020-10-30 07:55:07 CDT |
| 91 | 3 | -1 | [09:48:06] <JollyRgrs> https://rebecca.blackfriday [09:48:06] <l8> Title: Rebecca Black - Friday | b1 | 2020-11-06 09:48:31 CST |
| 93 | 3 | -1 | b1 | Even though this is not a democracy. | PublicWiFi | 2020-11-06 12:28:56 CST |
| 99 | 3 | 0 | <rpifan> i know some plumbing and electrical work <rpifan> well i installed the toilets <rpifan> and the sink <mistiry> he installed them backwards <mistiry> so now you pee in the sink <mistiry> and do the dishes in the toilet | xe0n | 2020-11-09 18:38:23 CST |
| 100 | 3 | 0 | @cryptic1 | I HAVE LOGS! | PublicWiFi | 2020-11-11 11:48:44 CST |
| 108 | 3 | 0 | <yuken> I asked hunterkill if I looked andogrynous since he likes them traps. <JollyRgrs> so you're hitting on Hunterkll ? <JollyRgrs> geez man | xe0n | 2020-11-17 00:46:40 CST |
| 116 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Colour> And rpifan probably doesn't want personal questions from a rando <b1> its rpifan, he probably does | xe0n | 2020-11-20 20:25:06 CST |
| 131 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jet> I’m having sex rn | xe0n | 2020-11-29 00:05:40 CST |
| 135 | 3 | 0 | <jay-ros> abakedapplepie - if it's cloudy, you might want to get your uric acid levels tested at a doctor <jay-ros> long term you could end up with kidney stones <signofzeta> Yeah, don't mess with kidney stones. I saw that episode of Seinfeld. | xe0n | 2020-12-01 20:53:16 CST |
| 146 | 3 | 0 | <xyz> got half an inch here | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-09 13:57:34 CST |
| 147 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <ltl> I think Gentoo can handle that share of market that CentOS was having until they announced it's death | xe0n | 2020-12-10 21:47:00 CST |
| 156 | 3 | 0 | <Hotmess> there is no such thing as a dumb question | ekaj | 2020-12-17 00:16:41 CST |
| 177 | 3 | 0 | <mistiry> !quote 176 <+s-d> <Hotmess> you know that pings me every time you quote that right | xe0n | 2020-12-30 10:14:40 CST |
| 188 | 3 | 0 | [12:44:22] <+s-d> <Rat> why are you paying 2 cents for your hookers? [12:44:34] <ekaj> that's all your mom charges [12:44:46] <+s-d> <Rat> my mom's a guy [12:44:54] <ekaj> that explain a lot.. [12:44:57] <tsarbomba> that's why the charge is only 2c | mistiry | 2021-01-04 12:47:18 CST |
| 202 | 3 | 0 | <technonerd> Did steam just shit itself? <d1> no but I did | enix | 2021-01-13 21:49:33 CST |
| 248 | 3 | 0 | <catbeard> only tranny i've blown was in my old Taurus <xe0n> in the backseat catbeard, or was she driving | e1 | 2021-03-23 18:38:42 CDT |
| 256 | 2 | 0 | <Hunterkll> check out my onlyfans <Hunterkll> https://onlyfans.com/hunterkll | b1 | 2021-04-10 00:18:35 CDT |
| 257 | 2 | 0 | <APottedPlant> sometimes you gotta piss with the cock ya got lol | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-04-13 11:33:00 CDT |
| 260 | 2 | 0 | <Hotmess> dumbshits are dushits | mistiry_ | 2021-04-20 19:42:14 CDT |
| 5 | 2 | -8 | StrongBad | macinsight | 2020-07-04 14:46:36 CDT |
| 261 | 2 | 0 | <yuken> Hunterkll, what lube should I use to tap this screw hole? <+s-d> <Blasteh> Ky | xe0n | 2021-04-20 20:18:49 CDT |
| 263 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jay-Ros> give him a handy, it'll keep him awake for another 10 minutes <+s-d> <jkdjeff> You must not actually be a guy, those always put me to sleep | xe0n | 2021-04-22 23:19:53 CDT |
| 8 | 2 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> niklasye: we wanted to offer help to the special and needy... discord users deserve a chance to hear our vast knowledge :P | mistiry | 2020-07-08 09:45:42 CDT |
| 265 | 2 | 0 | <+shakygator> what range are marksmanship tests conducted at <d1> usually a firing range | b1 | 2021-04-26 16:58:07 CDT |
| 14 | 2 | 0 | >ekaj I'm planning on hunting down dragonfleas from his dox and licking his feet | selinux | 2020-07-28 13:28:42 CDT |
| 274 | 2 | 0 | <xe0n> have you tried -force -gitgud | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-05 08:48:24 CDT |
| 22 | 2 | 0 | [07.08.2020.23:36:06] <DomLS3> w00t my post in /r/sysadmin made it to the front page!: Congratulations! Your post made it to the front page. The first time we saw you on the front page your post was ranked 19 with 1553 comments and 5137 up votes. [07.08.2020.23:37:03] <PublicWiFi> oh no | xe0n | 2020-08-07 08:43:58 CDT |
| 24 | 2 | 0 | [11.08.2020.13:05:57] <PublicWiFi> why is "Discover Weekly" on Spotify always garbage [11.08.2020.13:06:21] <@d1> maybe because you listen to shit music? [11.08.2020.13:06:31] <PublicWiFi> :( [11.08.2020.13:06:35] <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-08-10 22:07:00 CDT |
| 42 | 2 | -1 | -- | Mode #reddit-sysadmin [+o enix] by ChanServ | enix | 2020-09-10 22:24:25 CDT |
| 43 | 2 | 0 | * m4221 ([email protected]/vpn/privateinternetaccess/m4221) has left #reddit-sysadmin | xe0n | 2020-09-13 01:58:03 CDT |
| 46 | 2 | 0 | <Motion> btw; anybody got a recommendation for a digital assesment management system? <xe0n> digital assesment management system...that's just a bunch of words put together <MaccasWiFi> those are just a bunch of words together <MaccasWiFi> LOL YES | xe0n | 2020-09-14 08:08:45 CDT |
| 49 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <mak_of_spades> noob question how do u get bot by ur n ame <mak_of_spades> its cool | xe0n | 2020-09-15 19:00:05 CDT |
| 52 | 2 | 0 | <l8> PublicWiFi meant: "DO YOU NOT KNOW I AM A HIGH PRIEST OF THE COCAINE ORDER?" | Fritzwastaken | 2020-09-17 07:47:48 CDT |
| 59 | 2 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> God damn it! How many quotes am i gunna be in... <+xe0n> hahahah <fritzwastaken> not more than rpifan thats for sure | xe0n | 2020-09-26 06:55:05 CDT |
| 63 | 2 | 0 | [09:59:52] <JollyRgrs> i mean like, its basically the same thing barely noticeable changes | b1 | 2020-10-07 10:02:00 CDT |
| 65 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> right time for some coffe and anime <+s-d> <Hotmess> later all hope you have a good one:) <xe0n> thats an interesting way to wank in the morning | xe0n | 2020-10-12 07:33:22 CDT |
| 66 | 2 | -1 | * Work-BWMerlin_ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds) <xe0n> <waits for Work-BWMerlin to come in and say work internetz is borked> <Work-BWMerlin_> Another day, another issue with ubiquiti | xe0n | 2020-10-12 19:29:15 CDT |
| 77 | 2 | 0 | <derpadmin> o365 is down <aab_> Not all of 0365 is down <aab_> i can still log in to my management portal <derpadmin> made you check, trolololo <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-10-24 03:19:31 CDT |
| 80 | 2 | -1 | quote JollyRgrs | fritzwastaken: if it feels too weird, just tell everyone she's your sister | fritzwastaken | 2020-10-26 21:34:50 CDT |
| 106 | 2 | 0 | <DeepSpaceK9> I need to be more witty so I can enter the quote hall of fame. | enix | 2020-11-13 22:33:21 CST |
| 122 | 2 | 0 | 18:19:53 <CoJaBo> I need to convert a metric fricktonne of documents from EXE format into PDF, so they can be used on the new computers | TurkeyGibby | 2020-11-24 18:35:34 CST |
| 142 | 2 | 0 | [mistory] something happened | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-07 12:15:23 CST |
| 144 | 2 | 0 | [13:00] <teh_f4ll3n> corona266, I prefer balls though | NROL-39 | 2020-12-07 13:00:30 CST |
| 149 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Core Dream Studios> is it ok to put my pp on the floor? i am literally out of desk space now and i cant a biggest desk atm | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-12 00:14:46 CST |
| 151 | 2 | 0 | <rpifan> Im in Morroco <rpifan> That's where i am right now <rpifan> Getting sun <+s-d> <ltl> Vitamin D <xe0n> yep, he's trying to get that, sure of that one. <rpifan> Gay is banned here <xe0n> LOL <+s-d> <ame> sounds gay | xe0n | 2020-12-12 08:45:40 CST |
| 154 | 2 | -1 | <m4221> JollyRgrs would you like to know where in southern siberia? <@SantaGibby> hopefully somewhere without internet | xe0n | 2020-12-14 21:56:00 CST |
| 161 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <xyz> because there's always dnstrails.com to disclose subdomains and other domains on the ip <+s-d> <sunrunner20> wtf <+s-d> <sunrunner20> how do they find out my subdomains <+s-d> <sunrunner20> I thought those were private to my DNS server | b1 | 2020-12-22 09:42:30 CST |
| 164 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> i am also been aroud long enought to remeber when winzip got its exe changed:) <+s-d> <Hotmess> back in the day guys <Hotmess> like 15years ago winzip was avablie on a ftp server. someone decided to drop some spyware in as a lol | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:40:35 CST |
| 174 | 2 | 0 | <ramzilla> where is the non binary version man is offensive | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-28 01:40:15 CST |
| 179 | 2 | 0 | 00:47:13 <+s-d> <Hasher> I can make an .exe you might not like opening. | DrGibby | 2020-12-31 00:54:20 CST |
| 184 | 2 | 0 | m4221: "mistiry, in my opinion which is shared by others, you are an idiotm" xe0n: "@m4221, in my opinion which is shared by others, you are a known troll, we have logs" | enix | 2020-12-31 20:33:16 CST |
| 189 | 2 | 0 | 22:20:45 <+s-d> <Rootbear75> Copy pasting is actually really good when exporting | DrGibby | 2021-01-04 22:21:28 CST |
| 198 | 2 | 0 | <xe0n> i usually go down to the local cafe, chat up the chicks, get over charged for coffee | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-01-13 07:46:40 CST |
| 206 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> i know zilch regarding cybersec i dont wanna hear it | xe0n | 2021-01-19 21:16:02 CST |
| 214 | 2 | 0 | <MikeSpears> Gotta love idiots | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-26 11:05:07 CST |
| 226 | 2 | 0 | <mistiry> speaking of sudo bug <mistiry> we ever get that PoC? <mistiry> @Rat plz confirm | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-05 11:10:11 CST |
| 234 | 2 | 0 | < APottedPlant> yall know that feeling when you have to poo really bad < APottedPlant> so you run to the bathroom, and as youre pulling your pants down and bending over you toot a little cause you're turtling < APottedPlant> then you sit down and your nose is in the exact spot you just tooted | nobyk | 2021-02-25 09:18:08 CST |
| 239 | 2 | 0 | <+catbeard> hi misspwn <JollyRgrs> catbeard: if you gon' be simpin', you gotta start buying things off her amazon wish list | xe0n | 2021-03-06 23:09:09 CST |
| 247 | 2 | 0 | <xe0n> some people suck at asking questions <xe0n> refer to this channel <ogo> any idea how i can accurately time an animation that is being played in the browser? | xe0n | 2021-03-23 08:43:22 CDT |
| 251 | 2 | -3 | <+s-d> <parismillyteri> Yeah hunter knows their shit better than most of us | JollyRgrs | 2021-03-24 23:41:09 CDT |
| 259 | 1 | -2 | <Adventure in Computers> How do I look back at past quotes? | catbeard | 2021-04-20 19:07:59 CDT |
| 262 | 1 | 0 | <felda> I don't work hard at all lol | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-04-21 10:47:21 CDT |
| 10 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> c1, oh no, i had to speak to my PISA handler in japan <Hunterkll> er i mean <Hunterkll> www.google.com/search?q=how+to+delete+irc+comment | b1 | 2020-07-10 18:05:57 CDT |
| 272 | 1 | 0 | * csws runs Get-Date <JollyRgrs> csws: you know that's the calendar date... powershell can't get you a woman | xe0n | 2021-05-05 00:59:18 CDT |
| 21 | 1 | 0 | [07.08.2020.16:52:40] <nobyk> can someone with power do the needfull to get the layer-eight thing working [07.08.2020.16:53:01] <xe0n> come again [07.08.2020.16:53:04] <nobyk> lol [07.08.2020.16:53:07] <xe0n> you want me to dtn? ok [07.08.2020.16:53:11] <xe0n> !dtn nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:11] * @DoTheNeedful nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:14] <xe0n> :D [07.08.2020.16:53:20] | xe0n | 2020-08-07 01:54:32 CDT |
| 277 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> Falling in love with software or platforms is always a mistake. Use the right tool for the job | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-09 15:59:22 CDT |
| 278 | 1 | 0 | <s-d> <felda> For Mother's Day I increased the font size on all her devices. <s-d> <felda> She said it was the best Mother's Day gift.<s-d> <felda> Also I got her some flowers and fabric for her sewing machine, but whatever ¯\(ツ)/¯ | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-10 09:04:00 CDT |
| 23 | 1 | 0 | [11.08.2020.12:03:44] <rpifan> hey at the gay beach good looking dudes go [11.08.2020.12:03:58] <PublicWiFi> that sounds smelly [11.08.2020.12:04:04] <PublicWiFi> butt sex is so smelly | xe0n | 2020-08-10 21:04:44 CDT |
| 280 | 1 | 0 | <APottedPlant> !quote anal <@DoTheNeedful> Unable to locate a quote matching the search term: anal <APottedPlant> good | xe0n | 2021-05-12 08:44:10 CDT |
| 25 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d><sunrunner20> [img url] <+s-d><sunrunner20> My home network atm <xe0n> nice clothes hooks <xe0n> how fast are they, 100mbp? <technonerd> 10baseT | xe0n | 2020-08-11 23:13:19 CDT |
| 31 | 1 | 0 | <jenglish> Are chess players athletes? <JollyRgrs> NO | xe0n | 2020-08-29 21:28:05 CDT |
| 33 | 1 | -1 | @d1 | smoke meth | enix | 2020-09-02 22:42:23 CDT |
| 36 | 1 | 0 | <rpifan> the fat ugly germans, oh they are all over me <rpifan> id rather jerk off instead | xe0n | 2020-09-07 10:07:17 CDT |
| 39 | 1 | -1 | catbeard | "what is this? a restaurant for owls?" | enix | 2020-09-09 21:35:20 CDT |
| 44 | 1 | -2 | <quote> | enix | 2020-09-14 00:23:05 CDT |
| 58 | 1 | 0 | <krumelmonster> Also please remember xe0n: No Politics, No Religion. Please respect. <fritzwastaken> s?)Yea xe0n! <fritzwastaken> Follow the rules ya jerk | xe0n | 2020-09-26 06:53:12 CDT |
| 67 | 1 | 0 | a1 | 2020-10-13 09:07:16 CDT | |
| 71 | 1 | -2 | @d1> s/OUO/YOU | nobyk | 2020-10-15 07:53:01 CDT |
| 74 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <corona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morning | xe0n | 2020-10-15 20:11:57 CDT |
| 75 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <corona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morning | xe0n | 2020-10-15 20:12:28 CDT |
| 85 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <sunrunner20> I wonder if non multiple of Word sized variables have a performance penalty * +s-d <sunrunner20> wonders what % of the room he just lost * +s-d <corona266> wonders what % of the room you had | xe0n | 2020-11-05 21:17:46 CST |
| 87 | 1 | 0 | <javi404> i paid $19 for a double martini last night cause i was bored. <javi404> fuck my life <javi404> i stole the glass <javi404> no tip | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:16:18 CST |
| 88 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <abakedapplepie> xe0n all you do is quote | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:18:00 CST |
| 90 | 1 | 0 | [06.11.2020.22:51:08] <StrongBad> rpifan: do you have personal goals [06.11.2020.22:51:13] <rpifan> lots of them StrongBad [06.11.2020.22:51:15] <StrongBad> like self improvement [06.11.2020.22:51:30] <StrongBad> do you think you exhibit erratic behavior | xe0n | 2020-11-06 06:51:44 CST |
| 95 | 1 | 0 | [mistiry]: something happened | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-11-09 13:52:31 CST |
| 98 | 1 | 0 | <mistiry> Senior Executive Director or Helpdesk Engineering <mistiry> s/or/of <l8> mistiry meant: "Seniof Executive Directof of Helpdesk Engineering" <@cryptic1> SENIOF | xe0n | 2020-11-09 17:32:33 CST |
| 101 | 1 | -3 | quote PublicWiFi | TurkeyGibby: can i stroke your snood | Fritzwastaken | 2020-11-11 13:42:36 CST |
| 104 | 1 | -1 | <+s-d> <corona266> mine only has 8x8000s and another one with 8x2080Ti <+enix> miner? <+s-d> <corona266> no i'm of legal age | xe0n | 2020-11-13 19:06:57 CST |
| 109 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <rmg22893> the difference between a server and a desktop is how many phone calls you're going to get if you turn the box off | xe0n | 2020-11-17 23:11:58 CST |
| 117 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <scruple> what are these quotes? <+s-d> <scruple> oh it doesn't show up here <@TurkeyGibby> yes <@TurkeyGibby> well <@TurkeyGibby> discord has a lot of limitations <xe0n> yeah it sucks <@TurkeyGibby> I mean, other than that | xe0n | 2020-11-21 00:45:38 CST |
| 120 | 1 | -1 | < xe0n> booo | nobyk | 2020-11-23 06:06:04 CST |
| 121 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jet> !quote <xe0n> loser <JollyRgrs> <sad_trombone.ra> | xe0n | 2020-11-24 02:34:24 CST |
| 123 | 1 | 0 | <corona266> JERKIN OFF TO MISTIRY | McDonaldsWiFi | 2020-11-25 12:19:47 CST |
| 125 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Deep Space K9> You don't have friends. You're like me and just have people who tolerate you. I'm kidding please don't murder me <mittens> DSK9 Not wrong! :') | xe0n | 2020-11-26 06:42:27 CST |
| 126 | 1 | 0 | <a1> how old are you jet? <+s-d> <Jet> 23 <jay-ros> serious? <jay-ros> I thought you were 17 | xe0n | 2020-11-27 00:03:29 CST |
| 128 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Deep Space K9> Hunterkll: I only act like a cunt towards little dick cheese bitch bois. <Hunterkll> so why aren't you acting like a cunt to yourself? <Hunterkll> get fucked <+s-d> <Deep Space K9> Hunterkll: Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the shit pouring out of your mouth. | xe0n | 2020-11-27 23:16:16 CST |
| 129 | 1 | 0 | [00:39:35] <Seirdy> everyone keeps shilling the trackpoint but honestly who needs that when vim keybinds exist? the mouse is obsolete | mistiry | 2020-11-28 00:40:49 CST |
| 130 | 1 | 0 | [29.11.2020.13:59:06] <Windy> wait, why is my 2tb disk only 1.81 tb :~( | xe0n | 2020-11-28 21:59:24 CST |
| 132 | 1 | -3 | sideup66 | 2020-11-29 22:04:01 CST | |
| 133 | 1 | -3 | please do the needful sir | sideup66 | 2020-11-29 22:04:18 CST |
| 139 | 1 | 0 | fritzwastaken | Im not helpful, just an ass | PublicWifi | 2020-12-03 09:04:45 CST |
| 140 | 1 | -3 | eeeeeeeeeeeeee https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/surrealmemes/images/b/bd/Orang.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/300/height/300?cb=20181230150131 | sideup66 | 2020-12-04 21:56:57 CST |
| 141 | 1 | 0 | estranger | NEEDS MORE KAFKA | McDonaldsWiFi | 2020-12-07 09:34:47 CST |
| 150 | 1 | 0 | l8 | c|oneman meant: "$ derperderpderpderpderp derpderpderpderp" | fritzwastaken | 2020-12-12 03:00:12 CST |
| 152 | 1 | 0 | [13.12.2020.15:46:09] <yuken> holy shit I am mentally handicapped | xe0n | 2020-12-12 23:47:23 CST |
| 157 | 1 | 0 | [15:50:55] <+s-d> <m4221> JollRgrs, it is so nice to see you here again. Thank you so much for all your helpful comments! | mistiry_ | 2020-12-17 15:52:15 CST |
| 158 | 1 | 0 | [17:30:35] <+s-d> <rmg22893> I did a migration and went from 2018.4 straight to 2020.2.1 HF1 | b1 | 2020-12-17 17:47:39 CST |
| 159 | 1 | 0 | <estranger> my kidneys turned into little pebble bags <breenisgreen> your dick must look like one of those windsocks at an airport... | PublicWiFi | 2020-12-18 09:13:59 CST |
| 170 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> the reason most discord users dont hang out in this channel <Hunterkll> most discord users like hotmess aren't exactly very skilled in IT :) <JollyRgrs> why does @Hotmess hang out in this channel then? | xe0n | 2020-12-26 23:16:45 CST |
| 171 | 1 | 0 | [14:39:24] <+s-d> <Rat> i agree that a large portion of IRC users are much more inclined and intelligent | b1 | 2020-12-27 14:39:53 CST |
| 172 | 1 | 0 | [17:27:41] <corona266> more like IP on ur mum [17:27:42] <+s-d> <public static void ahendrix() {}> We all should | corona266 | 2020-12-27 16:29:29 CST |
| 175 | 1 | 0 | <catbeard> because who doesn't enjoy squirting | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-28 15:30:51 CST |
| 176 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <xyz> @Hotmess is one of the few good people on this server | xe0n | 2020-12-28 23:50:31 CST |
| 178 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <bloody> https://i.imgur.com/iGb0Jvk.png <+s-d> <bloody> LOL <mistiry> @bloody lol | xe0n | 2020-12-30 10:23:17 CST |
| 185 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> rat is back <nullrend> ♪ backstreet rat is back | xe0n | 2020-12-31 23:28:07 CST |
| 186 | 1 | 0 | [00:16:00] <Ottomite> I loved xe0n [00:16:08] <Ottomite> loled* [00:16:13] <Ottomite> Fucking autocorrect | mistiry | 2021-01-01 00:19:43 CST |
| 187 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> speaking of throughput i pleasantly woke up at 4am last night because BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP was coming from the server room <fritzwastaken> do you always call the room with your computers in it the server room? <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> no, the server room is in my basement | xe0n | 2021-01-01 00:37:51 CST |
| 190 | 1 | 0 | <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> it's not dedicated. And a 10gbps link sure as hell doesn't cost $549/mo! | ekaj | 2021-01-05 10:43:02 CST |
| 191 | 1 | 0 | quote pcspkr | I forgot opensuse is pretty stylish | cryptic1 | 2021-01-05 20:41:42 CST |
| 193 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <bdenlinger> Working L1 is the equivalent of being a child. You're only worried about the next 5 minutes... <+s-d> <bdenlinger> And no one respects you <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> was that an insult directed at me or was it a statement? | xe0n | 2021-01-07 09:42:00 CST |
| 195 | 1 | 0 | 21:13:17 <jimender2> Im going to block *.microsoft.com so that I cant get on teams :) | d1 | 2021-01-07 21:14:42 CST |
| 200 | 1 | 0 | <s-d> <Hotmess> sure cause we are all keyboard warriors here who could claim we are all special forces. however ive had about 10 years ish of training. and the real issue is. there is a limit to how far your training will take you. which is why phyiscal hand to hand should always be a last resort | Hunterkll | 2021-01-13 11:32:10 CST |
| 204 | 1 | 0 | +d1 | sup qt3.1415 | fritzwastaken | 2021-01-18 19:03:53 CST |
| 210 | 1 | 0 | <xe0n> i can only imagine how you would've been @Windows Server 2003R2 when BBS was a thing <+s-d> <Windows Server 2003R2> what port is BBS? <csws> RJ-11 maybe <JollyRgrs> com1 | xe0n | 2021-01-22 08:23:09 CST |
| 212 | 1 | 0 | <Rpifan> Has anyone here grown weed | int0x1C8 | 2021-01-25 15:24:47 CST |
| 213 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> when was NAT even implemented? I feel like it's something that was thrown in during the "oh shit fuck" phase of "we're going to run out" | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-25 19:23:19 CST |
| 217 | 1 | 0 | [09:20:31] <+s-d> <waiting for you> If I was to download something from Linus.. Should I go with Linux or Ubuntu? | mistiry | 2021-01-27 09:21:18 CST |
| 221 | 1 | 0 | <vyz> welp boys just did my first ever raid 0 on a homelab server | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-01 12:55:32 CST |
| 222 | 1 | 0 | <Subaru(ninjakiwi7)> i've been doing this for decades <Subaru(ninjakiwi7)> and i work with guys who have been doing it for decades <Subaru(ninjakiwi7)> and cli is a waste of time | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-01 15:22:13 CST |
| 224 | 1 | 0 | <rpifan> also i just got banned from ##techsupport | xe0n | 2021-02-03 19:56:09 CST |
| 236 | 1 | 0 | <Jay-Ros> I have some slight memories of partying | APottedPlant | 2021-03-04 00:05:20 CST |
| 237 | 1 | 0 | [19:56:56] <+s-d> <sticks> Really, you need to say that I am I typeing here? I'm using vim to type it out lmao | mistiry | 2021-03-05 19:59:06 CST |
| 252 | 1 | 0 | JollyRgrs 2) hot sex beats a stella on a hot day | jimender2 | 2021-04-01 20:06:00 CDT |
| 258 | 0 | 0 | <technonerd> i wish i had a hydraulic press so i could do my wheel bearings <+s-d> <crit> i wish i had a hydraulic press so I can finally get some good CBT | xe0n | 2021-04-13 19:57:15 CDT |
| 264 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> I think I'm gonna get myself a helmet though, since I'll be using them to get around downtown a lot <JollyRgrs> ah, you're gonna start riding the short bus? | JollyRgrs | 2021-04-25 22:40:17 CDT |
| 266 | 0 | 0 | 18:23 < SAGC> !up 160 | IRChickenLitToll | 2021-04-26 17:25:52 CDT |
| 267 | 0 | 0 | /quit hacked lel | IRChickenLitToll | 2021-04-26 23:08:39 CDT |
| 268 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> dude its dollar store discord <voice> its discord without the spyware <JollyRgrs> i think the main diff between matrix and discord is that discord logs to China nad matrix logs to Russia | xe0n | 2021-04-27 09:31:52 CDT |
| 269 | 0 | 0 | Endermen1094[m] | <s-d "<J4Y> For $50 you can clean that"> Sounds a little sis | catbeard | 2021-04-27 18:34:42 CDT |
| 270 | 0 | 0 | <oxipital> she's chinese, so i hate to say anything but.. <oxipital> i'm pretty sure she learned this practice the hard way at a foxconn plant | xe0n | 2021-05-04 09:15:05 CDT |
| 271 | 0 | 0 | <rpifan> irc is the one true internet chat protocol <rpifan> it was ordained by god <rpifan> on the 8th day god said let there be irc, and there was irc | xe0n | 2021-05-04 19:00:46 CDT |
| 273 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> i dunno why, but...all bon jovi songs feel like they go for 10 minutes <s-d> <bdenlinger> maybe it's because... <s-d> <bdenlinger> woooooo we're half way there <xe0n> i see what you did there | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-05 08:32:30 CDT |
| 275 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> have you tried -force -gitgud <xe0n> or -verbose -gitgud -force | export-csv "gitgudmaybe.csv" | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-05 08:49:15 CDT |
| 276 | 0 | 0 | <jkdjeff> Dammit, us discord plebs can't vote | jimender2 | 2021-05-05 22:02:59 CDT |
| 279 | 0 | 0 | "The hitting myself with a framing hammer package is part of the default Arch installation" | DOMF | 2021-05-11 13:11:39 CDT |
| 26 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d><JacobC> huh? that's not a complete thought <enix> Sorry, JacobC, not looking for input from Discord users <enix> If I gave a fuck what you guys thought I'd join the discord <enix> that's why I left it. | xe0n | 2020-08-12 21:16:12 CDT |
| 29 | 0 | -3 | <PublicWiFi> unless.... this goes to the ground | fritzwastaken | 2020-08-13 20:46:26 CDT |
| 30 | 0 | 0 | <SysAdminGoneCraZ> I have an appointment soon to go to the BodPod to find out just how fat I am lol <jenglish> Do they have a DadBodPod? | xe0n | 2020-08-29 21:25:15 CDT |
| 40 | 0 | 0 | * notconnected ([email protected]:380) Quit (Quit: yes) <+xe0n> i hope he got the answer he was looking for <+Hunterkll> poor kids got a lot of reading to do on firewalls <+s-d> <nullrend> ibuprofen and aspirin for when he's done bashing head against desk <+Hunterkll> bottle of jack more like | xe0n | 2020-09-10 00:04:07 CDT |
| 51 | 0 | 0 | <Patrick> look, I'll listen to whatever you say PT lady. I just need to know I ain't gonna be fucked on the floor <Patrick> I prefer being fucked in a bed | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-17 00:40:05 CDT |
| 54 | 0 | 0 | <rpifan> great news <rpifan> im getting fired but in march <xe0n> does that mean you'll stop talking about this place now? <+s-d> <Hotmess> We got a ranting and career advise section here on discord if you wanna come over and use them rpifan | xe0n | 2020-09-23 05:29:00 CDT |
| 55 | 0 | 0 | <rpifan> you are just jealous you dont get money for nothing | xe0n | 2020-09-23 05:33:55 CDT |
| 56 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> refer to link: https://i.imgur.com/nQhjpB1.png | xe0n | 2020-09-23 06:01:02 CDT |
| 57 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Ryu> feels like to me, people can't let go of irc | xe0n | 2020-09-26 03:49:40 CDT |
| 60 | 0 | -1 | rpifan | id be so happy if i were 6 foot tall | fritzwastaken | 2020-09-28 13:30:04 CDT |
| 79 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> FLOOD * PublicWiFi was kicked by d1 (no u) <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-10-26 21:29:59 CDT |
| 81 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <m4221> DrZak, you appear to be new here. Who the fuck are you? <xe0n> m4221: you're not allowed to ask those sorts of questions while you're on discord. <m4221> DrZak, I ask again, but on IRC this time <m4221> DrZak, who are you? | xe0n | 2020-10-30 00:54:09 CDT |
| 84 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <public static void ahendrix() {}> I disable all UWP on my domain computers. <+s-d> <public static void ahendrix() {}> When they kill win32 apps I'm gone. | xe0n | 2020-11-03 17:46:25 CST |
| 89 | 0 | 0 | <Patrick> fuck.... I have physical therapy tomorrow too <Patrick> $10 to the first person that drives a semi through my kitchen and kills me <catbeard> really most anyone here will do that for free | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:38:23 CST |
| 92 | 0 | 0 | [12:09:36] <@TurkeyGibby> NO THIS IS PATRICK [12:09:44] <Patrick> NO THIS IS PATRICK | b1 | 2020-11-06 12:10:39 CST |
| 94 | 0 | 0 | <Patrick> oooooo I love the d | xe0n | 2020-11-07 05:06:32 CST |
| 96 | 0 | -3 | [14:01] <Patrick> something something Patrick | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-11-09 14:01:42 CST |
| 102 | 0 | 0 | <DeepSpaceK9> Tech Support started my path to hating Apple <xe0n> you're still in tech support <DeepSpaceK9> I'll always be in tech support. But the actual tech support title is where it started. | xe0n | 2020-11-13 02:14:44 CST |
| 105 | 0 | 0 | <DeepSpaceK9> Aside from the squirrely updates and MS being dumb with the UI, I think the only legitimate problem I've had with W10 is the amount of data it phones home with by default. | xe0n | 2020-11-13 22:29:32 CST |
| 107 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> yuken gets his first job at a pizza shop > asks for 401k <yuken> xe0n, gotta invest early ya dumbass. <yuken> I want to be retired in my 40s. | xe0n | 2020-11-15 22:44:42 CST |
| 111 | 0 | 0 | <DeepSpaceK9> That said if I did move out of this job I wouldn't hate slipping down to a help desk role for awhile. <@TurkeyGibby> slipping? | xe0n | 2020-11-19 00:35:58 CST |
| 113 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hunterkll> @Vegan Overlord and i hate using the fucking' discord client <+s-d> <xe0n> sucks fucking ballz <+s-d> <Vegan Overlord> Dude IRC is shit too | xe0n | 2020-11-20 07:28:01 CST |
| 114 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Vegan Overlord> IRC was like back in the day 1.6 cs was a thing lol | xe0n | 2020-11-20 07:28:45 CST |
| 118 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <h00t> any elite pen testers want to talk? <a1> what u need i'm pretty good at google | xe0n | 2020-11-21 22:21:52 CST |
| 119 | 0 | -1 | <nobyk> Anyone prefer opnsense over pfsense? | xe0n | 2020-11-23 05:56:21 CST |
| 134 | 0 | -1 | <m4221> cryptic1, MongoDB ran faster by caching indexes in memory. (edited) | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-11-30 13:36:58 CST |
| 136 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <corona266> i liked touching myself to anime girls on the internet <jay-ros> we know <+s-d> <corona266> had to learn how to run anti-malware and now we're here | xe0n | 2020-12-02 20:45:05 CST |
| 137 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <RhubarbBread> Do I need a router between my modem and my managed switch? It kinda dictates whether I buy a modem-only device or a modem/router combo... Home network btw | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-02 22:54:25 CST |
| 143 | 0 | -5 | <Steeve> bro | NROL-39 | 2020-12-07 12:23:47 CST |
| 145 | 0 | -3 | <Hotmess> whats up with hyper-v? | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-09 11:05:08 CST |
| 162 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jet> everything i need to learn is on the internet pretty much | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-22 23:59:05 CST |
| 165 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> ` winget search wsl <+s-d> <Hotmess> Fedora Remix for WSL whitewaterfoundry.fedora-remix-for-wsl 31.5.0.0 Tag: wsl <JollyRgrs> r-r-r-r-r-REMIX! | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:41:38 CST |
| 166 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> i mean you have to setup WinRM properly <+s-d> <Hotmess> but its a superior framework for remoting, re enterprise security | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:42:07 CST |
| 168 | 0 | 0 | <@DoTheNeedful> Quote #166 added, check it out on https://dotheneedful.online <+s-d> <Hotmess> nice to know your saving my epic wisdom xeon | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:43:28 CST |
| 180 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> day drinking party in sysadmin voice chat <+s-d> <Hotmess> everyone welcome you beutiful ppl <+s-d> <m4221> It is a gay old time in here. | xe0n | 2020-12-31 11:10:43 CST |
| 181 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rootbear75> now i need to send you some DMs because i have questions <catbeard> gotta be on irc <+s-d> <Rootbear75> weechat doesn't work on windows <catbeard> ssh to a server that does | xe0n | 2020-12-31 11:31:33 CST |
| 183 | 0 | 0 | <m4221> mistiry, your ignorance of the English language in PublicWiFi's case is quite apparent. Your stupidity and arrogance is apparent too. | ekaj | 2020-12-31 20:28:36 CST |
| 194 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Joe> Anyone know what software was used for the security threat alert on the capitol PC? <+s-d> <Joe> https://imgur.com/a/JWnoMni | xe0n | 2021-01-07 09:42:52 CST |
| 196 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> @Rat: so if your school principle asks you to attend a forum of like minded students who are interested in computers, are you going to ask for the url? <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> yes, because if my school principle referred to a meeting as a forum it would give the automatic impression that he is referring to an online forum xe0n <+Hunterkll> must be some | xe0n | 2021-01-11 19:42:36 CST |
| 197 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> anyone know if there is central list for windows registry keys | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-12 08:24:42 CST |
| 199 | 0 | 0 | <s-d> <Hunterkll> hilariously, almost got caught with my pants down | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-01-13 10:25:04 CST |
| 201 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <pyathalon> xhamster seemed to have a purge too, a lot of my bookmarks disappeared <+s-d> <pyathalon> or rather greyed-out | xe0n | 2021-01-13 21:45:22 CST |
| 203 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <2077> who do you get openstack support from <+s-d> <dismal_scientist> I don’t think we do <+s-d> <2077> stunning and brave | xe0n | 2021-01-14 07:48:04 CST |
| 205 | 0 | 0 | <Rpifan> I have a legit problem <Rpifan> I buy too many language books <Rpifan> Can't stop <jimender2> burn them <teh_f4ll3n> easy there, Hitler | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-01-19 05:44:35 CST |
| 207 | 0 | 0 | <waiting for you> So I’ll probably do a diploma in system admin to see if I can get a junior role <waiting for you> Maybe stay there for a year and hope my php skills are enough to be a developer | ekaj | 2021-01-19 23:20:12 CST |
| 208 | 0 | 0 | [08:20:11] * d1 does a like of Red Hat [08:20:16] <+d1> mmmmmmmm [08:20:43] <mistiry> does a like? [08:20:49] <+d1> FUCJ [08:20:53] <mistiry> FUCJ? [08:20:56] * d1 logs out | mistiry | 2021-01-21 08:21:57 CST |
| 209 | 0 | 0 | <yuken> aaa, I might buy a PinePhone <yuken> $199 for the 3GB model, even has a Debian logo! | xe0n | 2021-01-22 01:23:13 CST |
| 211 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <waiting for you> Does anyone like the clothing brand called coochee? <derpadmin> isn't coochee a vag in some language | xe0n | 2021-01-24 21:05:35 CST |
| 216 | 0 | 0 | <@d1> still waiting for that PoC <phonephreak> PoC stands for Piece of Crap, right? <@d1> for a phreak you seem to know very little. <phonephreak> i was being funny <phonephreak> I assume you meant Point of Contact <@d1> absolutely. | xe0n | 2021-01-27 00:51:44 CST |
| 218 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <waiting for you> Do they even have hard drives in laptops? | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-27 12:00:42 CST |
| 219 | 0 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> i used to always eye all their joysticks | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-01-27 12:02:05 CST |
| 220 | 0 | 0 | <jimender2> HTML needs to die <xe0n> or you just learn it ;x <jimender2> drag and drop html is so much better | xe0n | 2021-01-31 19:42:12 CST |
| 223 | 0 | -2 | <enix> It was a road I was getting trained up to go down, and it's a really interesting side of the industry | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-02 17:09:01 CST |
| 227 | 0 | 0 | Jaelae> it was the only one i could find that would fit my skinny spot | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-05 12:28:51 CST |
| 228 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <nullrend> to be fair most of the time if you don't see the GUI on a Windows install it usually means there's something wrong <+Hunterkll> @nullrend .... what? that means someone did it *right* | xe0n | 2021-02-09 03:50:43 CST |
| 230 | 0 | 0 | <yuken> I'd rub that meat, SAGC | xe0n | 2021-02-14 21:50:26 CST |
| 231 | 0 | 0 | <nullrend> need to replace the fan on my T60 <nobyk> The T-60 scout tank was a light tank produced by the Soviet Union from 1941 to 1942. <nobyk> What kind of milage do you get out of it? <a1> about nein | xe0n | 2021-02-15 01:02:05 CST |
| 232 | 0 | 0 | CheckYourSix> Are there publicly searchable logs for this channel on the internet? | jimender2 | 2021-02-23 19:06:46 CST |
| 233 | 0 | 0 | < APottedPlant> yall know that feeling when you have to poo really bad | nobyk | 2021-02-25 09:16:15 CST |
| 235 | 0 | 0 | JollyRgrs> i could just sit there all day popping them in my mouth, but the salt would near put a hole in my cheek | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-03-01 08:34:11 CST |
| 241 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d_> <jkdjeff> I love yubikeys but people lose them at a ridiculous rate <+Hunterkll> i've yet to lose one, myself <+s-d_> <jkdjeff> well, we've established that you're perfect in every way, so | xe0n | 2021-03-11 23:37:30 CST |
| 243 | 0 | 0 | <bdenlinger> I mean, exposing 3389 to the internet isn't the dumbest thing... I've seen today. | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-03-12 09:03:52 CST |
| 244 | 0 | 0 | <SAGC> Never fucking again though. | NROL-39 | 2021-03-15 17:08:21 CDT |
| 245 | 0 | -1 | <hackerman1337-xo> Tom Anderson you can print up t-shirts "I visited $OrgName and all I got was this lousy brand" 11:03 AM or "$OrgName has a serious *branding* problem" | jimender2 | 2021-03-17 10:07:31 CDT |
| 246 | 0 | 0 | <polar_> disregard phone, acquire tendies | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-03-17 10:12:46 CDT |
| 249 | 0 | 0 | 21:10:34 <+s-d> <Hotmess> huh guess i was wrong. last i heard the secret service were after them for creating their own currecny | d1 | 2021-03-24 21:15:34 CDT |
| 250 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Energy Drink Girl> how do you simulate a ddos on a local web server on nginx <Energy Drink Girl> well my website is suffering from a layer 7 ddos attack, I'm trying to replicate the attack with my new nnginx configuration <+s-d> <Energy Drink Girl> i tried ddosim but im getting errors | xe0n | 2021-03-24 23:39:53 CDT |
| 253 | 0 | 0 | <enix> No other game will you have someone run up to you, naked, carrying a spear, screaming "let me sniff your dick" | JollyRgrs | 2021-04-03 01:40:29 CDT |
| 254 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <felda> I'm golfing at a 9 hole club in town that has no practice range. <+s-d> <felda> The other problem is I'm a lefty, but I learned to golf with a right handed set because lefty sets are more expensive. | xe0n | 2021-04-06 08:26:04 CDT |
| 255 | 0 | 0 | csws> my master is down right now due to a fire tho lol | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-04-06 11:37:17 CDT |