Quotes from #reddit-sysadmin


A collection of user-submitted quotes from the #reddit-sysadmin channel on the Libera.Chat IRC Network.


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32440<oxipital> i'm going to start a #sysadmin-newb channel <@killdash9> oxipital: we have that. It's called DiscordJollyRgrs2020-09-01 16:24:43 CDT
6926-269 69 69 69 SIX NICE NINE!!!!!b12020-10-13 10:13:49 CDT
118-6test quote please ignoremistiry2020-07-03 19:27:05 CDT
7317014:52:08 <+s-d> <J​et> Anyways I’m really going outside and yes Ill most likely have sex. You nerds keep the computer on so I can watch funny memes when I get back homed12020-10-15 14:52:40 CDT
10316-1<Fritzwastaken> Last night I ad a dream where Shrek was turned into a lady ogre and Fionna was asked if she was cool with her and she said "Yea, im a bishreksual" and I woke up cryingJollyRgrs2020-11-13 08:40:17 CST
16916-1<+s-d> <C​ousin> I am new here and dont post much. But can these bots fucks off? Like I dont come here to see these botsxe0n2020-12-26 23:13:19 CST
432160<PublicWiFi> a black woman at work today was joking with me and said im so white she gonna start calling me "new word document"JollyRgrs2021-09-15 09:23:35 CDT
35015-2<PublicWiFi> I LOVE ANALiphone2021-07-16 08:59:37 CDT
83140<PublicWiFi> how in the heck do I import passwords from the windows web cred manager to chrome -.- <PublicWiFi> why is windows always garbaged12020-11-03 10:51:15 CST
38130<m4221> I just do the bare minimum not to get cannedenix2020-09-09 00:29:11 CDT
53130<f​elda> I've been facepalming so much lately I'm gonna start looking like a pugPublicWiFi2020-09-22 09:24:20 CDT
17313-1[16:26:11] <+s-d> <R​at> honestly my favorite way of staying secure [16:26:19] <+s-d> <R​at> is renting cheap vms on hosts all over the USA [16:26:34] <+s-d> <R​at> and GREing IPs to my routerb12020-12-27 16:30:24 CST
22513-2<xe0n> the meat smell <xe0n> mmMmmJollyRgrs2021-02-03 21:03:44 CST
25612-1<Hunterkll> check out my onlyfans <Hunterkll> https://onlyfans.com/hunterkllb12021-04-10 00:18:35 CDT
1312-1rpifan> selinux, i thought u stole money and a car from ircd12020-07-28 13:16:05 CDT
27120<m4221> xe0n answer my fucking pms <xe0n> nahxe0n2020-08-13 00:41:35 CDT
41110<int0x1C8> cowboy butts drive me nutsd12020-09-10 12:18:51 CDT
61110"<PublicWiFi> im the biggest dum dum around"int0x1C82020-09-28 14:38:16 CDT
242110<xe0n> sfc /scanlater <+s-d_> <A​dventure in Computers> It's saying that's an unknown command Xeon.xe0n2021-03-12 00:09:37 CST
248110<catbeard> only tranny i've blown was in my old Taurus <xe0n> in the backseat catbeard, or was she drivinge12021-03-23 18:38:42 CDT
210-2<+d1> Yeah fuck those spammersJollyRgrs2020-07-04 01:43:41 CDT
8100<JollyRgrs> niklasye: we wanted to offer help to the special and needy... discord users deserve a chance to hear our vast knowledge :Pmistiry2020-07-08 09:45:42 CDT
9100<ekaj> rpifan: what is your 5 year plan? <Fritzwastaken> Prolly his, chin, some lipo, some more botoxmistiry2020-07-08 14:14:03 CDT
578100<Hunterkll> idiots challenged me to a BJ tournamentxe0n2022-01-31 06:29:09 CST
6810-1[10:06:47] * d1 farts DomLS3farts.comb12020-10-13 10:13:30 CDT
7810-121:23:02 <MikeSpears> pfsense is a great routerd12020-10-26 21:26:12 CDT
155100<jay-ros> hey m4221, would you mind switching back to irc instead of discord? <jay-ros> I can't get the ignore function to workxe0n2020-12-17 00:03:40 CST
420100<xe0n> SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!! <gibby> 420 BRAZIE ITJollyRgrs2021-09-09 20:39:25 CDT
18210017:55:48 <mistiry> sorry this is dictator time, where i sit in my ivory tower and bask in my internet powers while heavy-handedly issuing moderator actions against undeserving usersDrGibby2020-12-31 17:57:17 CST
79-1<+d1> everyone comes for the db12020-07-06 19:19:29 CDT
13890<PublicWifi> i misplaced this little small plastic piece earlier and work and asked my coworker if she's seen a "little white thing" and she asked me if I was talking about my penisJollyRgrs2020-12-03 08:37:12 CST
19390<+s-d> <b​denlinger> Working L1 is the equivalent of being a child. You're only worried about the next 5 minutes... <+s-d> <b​denlinger> And no one respects you <+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> was that an insult directed at me or was it a statement?xe0n2021-01-07 09:42:00 CST
23890[12:06:41] <JollyRgrs> and whatever you do, don't listen to @Hotmessb12021-03-06 12:07:47 CST
480<@DoTheNeedful> Our servers, which art in the colo, hallowed be thy ports. Thy packets come, the needful will be done, on Windows as it is on *nix. Give us this day our daily logfiles, and forgive us our typos as we forgive those who make typos, and lead us not to the cloud but deliver us new hardware, for thine is the system, and the network, and the blinkenlights, ^Mmistiry2020-07-04 14:28:03 CDT
1580<rpifan> i can always improve <d1> improve doesn't mean more Botoxmistiry2020-07-29 19:51:05 CDT
27580<xe0n> have you tried -force -gitgud <xe0n> or -verbose -gitgud -force | export-csv "gitgudmaybe.csv"grumplestiltzkin2021-05-05 08:49:15 CDT
82180<+sd> <Nerbearr> I am unethical as I sell 0days to 5 eyes <+sd> <Nerbearr> And I am fine with it <ekaj> shut up 4 eyesJollyRgrs2022-09-20 21:09:04 CDT
6480<+s-d> <S​XEPhilFan2007> @derpadmin I can't even find "Xe0n" or "Xeon" mail filter on googlexe0n2020-10-09 20:27:52 CDT
58180lanceheadv2 | "Happy new year!" SHUT UP JANICE FROM HR I'M GOING TO SUPLEX YOU DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRSfritzwastaken2022-02-01 10:08:58 CST
7080<derpadmin> stop it xe0n, quote 64 gives me a notification and then I think I have friendsxe0n2020-10-13 17:30:10 CDT
33380<c​hicken lit tool> How the fuck do I hush this consumer grade UPS <seednode> Scream back at it louder to establish dominancegibby2021-06-29 12:41:55 CDT
37580<+sd> <᲼​᲼᲼᲼> Basically there was a sex in your area ad and i said why not and hit it, i made sure to not enter any sensitivr data but i did keep pressing buttons as well as the link multiple times. It was https but did change into another url which was weirdxe0n2021-08-10 21:06:12 CDT
26070<H​otmess> dumbshits are dushitsmistiry_2021-04-20 19:42:14 CDT
2747-1<xe0n> have you tried -force -gitgudgrumplestiltzkin2021-05-05 08:48:24 CDT
2870<fritzwastaken> @Telnet trust me, PublicWiFi isnt the only one who goes after c1's mum <PublicWiFi> DomLS3 too <Hunterkll> yea you all shouldn't be so mean to her <Hunterkll> she is a fine upstanding community bicycle <PublicWiFi> lol <fritzwastaken> | with like 4 seatsPublicWiFi2020-08-13 09:47:58 CDT
3470<xe0n> you doing exam prep? <+a1> ye <enix> Whats the exam question <+a1> how many dicks can enix's mom fit inside <xe0n> rektxe0n2020-09-03 23:24:09 CDT
357-1<xe0n> i did get my wetsuit out of the car boot the other day lol <enix> you should probably dry it out <xe0n> it was dry <@d1> so it was a dry suitxe0n2020-09-03 23:29:27 CDT
5070<DomLS3> lot of quote spamming going onHunterkll2020-09-16 15:46:55 CDT
57970PublicWifi | I could pass a baseball bat through my anussintax2022-01-31 10:13:51 CST
7770<derpadmin> o365 is down <aab_> Not all of 0365 is down <aab_> i can still log in to my management portal <derpadmin> made you check, trolololo <xe0n> rektxe0n2020-10-24 03:19:31 CDT
917-2[09:48:06] <JollyRgrs> https://rebecca.blackfriday [09:48:06] <l8> Title: Rebecca Black - Fridayb12020-11-06 09:48:31 CST
35170<mistiry> oxipital == IT karenvinrock2021-07-16 11:03:12 CDT
9970<rpifan> i know some plumbing and electrical work <rpifan> well i installed the toilets <rpifan> and the sink <mistiry> he installed them backwards <mistiry> so now you pee in the sink <mistiry> and do the dishes in the toiletxe0n2020-11-09 18:38:23 CST
11070[12:05:38] <corn266> stupid question. if i buy a domain like `feetpicwarehouse.org`, does that mean i own all sub-domains as well? like `dirty.feetpicwarehouse.org` and `painted.toenails.feetpicwarehouse.org` ?b12020-11-18 12:07:59 CST
11570[10:27:24] <+s-d> <x​yz> is there a group policy that can enforce a 3090 on the video editors ou? [10:27:59] <+s-d> <x​yz> like we don't want to buy a 3090, if we can just do it through group policy [10:29:47] <+s-d> <x​yz> I mean can we just apply a GPU through softwareb12020-11-20 10:33:03 CST
14470[13:00] <teh_f4ll3n> corona266, I prefer balls thoughNROL-392020-12-07 13:00:30 CST
66670fritzwastaken | Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is six hundred and sixty-six.fritzwastaken2022-04-06 22:27:54 CDT
16170<+s-d> <x​yz> because there's always dnstrails.com to disclose subdomains and other domains on the ip <+s-d> <s​unrunner20> wtf <+s-d> <s​unrunner20> how do they find out my subdomains <+s-d> <s​unrunner20> I thought those were private to my DNS serverb12020-12-22 09:42:30 CST
1637-115:43:35 <+s-d> <g​uemi> Man SSH tunneling might be the most powerful thing Linux hasDrGibby2020-12-26 16:11:55 CST
4437-1<SpookyGibby> 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻JollyRgrs2021-10-01 18:30:04 CDT
18870[12:44:22] <+s-d> <R​at> why are you paying 2 cents for your hookers? [12:44:34] <ekaj> that's all your mom charges [12:44:46] <+s-d> <R​at> my mom's a guy [12:44:54] <ekaj> that explain a lot.. [12:44:57] <tsarbomba> that's why the charge is only 2cmistiry2021-01-04 12:47:18 CST
660<StrongBad> Your farts are a weapon of mass destructionmacinsight2020-07-04 14:47:52 CDT
77760<SirSweatsalot> I'd quote that if i weren't trying to give quote 777 to Cl0udNinjavinrock2022-08-16 08:33:13 CDT
1860[04.08.2020.11:05:36] <+s-d> <J​ohnPrem> I dislike discord ever since i found out the majority of staff were furriesxe0n2020-08-03 20:05:55 CDT
1960[04.08.2020.16:52:35] <Motion> yeah, thanks ill fetch the call. Btw; u know whats their telnet-port? [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <Hunterkll> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <xe0n> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:44] <Motion> thx [04.08.2020.16:52:54] <Hunterkll> xe0n, great minds... ;)xe0n2020-08-04 01:53:20 CDT
54060lancehead | god my ass hurts <> SirSceptalot | lancehead, I hope the other guy is happy at leastPublicWiFi2021-11-30 07:59:39 CST
4560<@d1> I hear gateway laptops are good <locknet> d1, I didn't hear it before <xe0n> how old are you? <locknet> xe0n, 22 bro <xe0n> yepxe0n2020-09-14 00:44:47 CDT
30260[23:15:14] <JollyRgrs> i was wanting to make the switch to opnsense... this just kinda rushed things... kinda like how rasengan did for the switch to liberamistiry2021-05-26 23:20:02 CDT
5616001:58:55 cryptic1 ([email protected]/cryptic1) has quit (K-Lined)mistiry2021-12-21 20:08:23 CST
10060@cryptic1 | I HAVE LOGS!PublicWiFi2020-11-11 11:48:44 CST
62860signofzeta 08:02:55 I'm glad Win11 has rounded corners.  My dumbest users were cutting themselves on Win10's sharp corners.Work-BWMerlin2022-03-02 16:04:49 CST
12760[00:14:54] <+s-d> <J​et> i just wanna have some friends [00:15:15] <xe0n> it's hard to be friends with someone who uses discord [00:15:54] <misspwn> but you're on discord [00:16:04] <xe0n> ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmistiry2020-11-27 00:19:42 CST
38660rpifan | like this GPO stuff seems to be AD specificPublicWifi2021-08-16 10:12:19 CDT
15360[23:45:53] <m4221> JollyRgrs, don't fuck with me this way. all other trolling I will tolerate but thismistiry2020-12-12 23:52:54 CST
40960iphone | im a furryPublicWiFi2021-09-03 12:12:22 CDT
17160[14:39:24] <+s-d> <R​at> i agree that a large portion of IRC users are much more inclined and intelligentb12020-12-27 14:39:53 CST
43760<+sd> <M​antisek> this might be too advanced of a question for this server <Hunterkll> it's okay <Hunterkll> you have IRC support as wellxe0n2021-09-22 06:44:11 CDT
69960+sd | <m​itchy93> Me and my family take our thongs off once we get to the sandmistiry2022-05-11 07:39:54 CDT
4446-1+sd | <H​otmess> i am known to be wrong occasionallymistiry2021-10-04 15:27:56 CDT
1926009:18 <+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> grumple, I don't use vlans, I use multiple subnets with a MAC address prefix rulesetJollyRgrs2021-01-06 08:20:11 CST
46760<+sd> <G​ene> my wife is from highschool, she's still pretty damned cute. <xe0n> high school sweethearts ayyy <shakygator> are you going to her promxe0n2021-10-20 18:00:57 CDT
21560jay-ros> I'd include the discord users in that comment, but I picture most of them as the people who piss on the toilet seat in public bathroomsjimender22021-01-26 22:22:32 CST
48260<PublicWiFi> so their balls would rest anywhere from my chin to the top of my headJollyRgrs2021-10-27 08:57:44 CDT
23960<+catbeard> hi misspwn <JollyRgrs> catbeard: if you gon' be simpin', you gotta start buying things off her amazon wish listxe0n2021-03-06 23:09:09 CST
49560[12:54:26] <+sd> <L​ancehead> i'm into midgets!teh_f4ll3n2021-11-01 07:55:03 CDT
2406-1<+e1> why have abs when you can have kebabsxe0n2021-03-08 21:05:47 CST
50060<@GobbleGibby> urinal cakes are deliciouslancehead2021-11-02 08:57:10 CDT
350<+d1> I would be genuinely sad if I could come up with a valid time where I wasn't doing something other than shitpostingmistiry2020-07-04 13:30:30 CDT
1250selinux> so 3 months into voice acting selinux> i booked a national tv ad selinux> i cried over itd12020-07-28 13:03:55 CDT
53650<mistiry> raid = Real Admins Ignore Discord <@TurkeyGibby> mistiry++++++++++++++++++++++++xe0n2021-11-22 20:24:04 CST
2955-1<enix> I just let my dog lick it clean for mejay-ros2021-05-25 00:27:33 CDT
55350<vinrock> | jesus christ i just realized the proper way to pronounce nginx <vinrock> | i been calling it N jinxSantasWiFi2021-12-10 13:51:22 CST
81050<Jay-Ros> Nerbearr not sure why you're challenging Hunterkll, he gave Allan Turing his first rusty trombonemistiry2022-09-15 23:02:06 CDT
475-1* d1 farts d1farts.comJollyRgrs2020-09-14 12:50:10 CDT
56650<fritzwastaken> vinrock: thats one of the reasons I love banging white girls, they all look like familyCl0udNinja2022-01-10 14:24:20 CST
31550<enix> Damn, xe0n they filled that job early. <JollyRgrs> s/that job/crytic1's mom <layer8> enix meant: "Damn, xe0n they filled cryptic1's mom early"enix2021-06-07 20:47:08 CDT
6250JollyRgrs> MikeSpears: yeah, I have an Abnormally Small Needledick. I heard you have an ASN, too!catbeard2020-10-02 01:35:55 CDT
58750<sd> <u​norganized account> hey sorry can someone help me i cant find the host when trying to join the irc | <sd> <u​norganized account> https://i.imgur.com/syGTf7M.pngCl0udNinja2022-02-02 15:15:05 CST
8650<Patrick> big dicks, small dicks, jizz dicks.- I sucked em allxe0n2020-11-05 23:00:39 CST
8950<Patrick> fuck.... I have physical therapy tomorrow too <Patrick> $10 to the first person that drives a semi through my kitchen and kills me <catbeard> really most anyone here will do that for freexe0n2020-11-05 23:38:23 CST
9750< Patrick> seriously hate this quote system.nobyk2020-11-09 14:02:58 CST
35450<xe0n> dont say i dont ever provide anything of value, except my jokesJollyRgrs2021-07-21 23:28:31 CDT
10850<yuken> I asked hunterkill if I looked andogrynous since he likes them traps. <JollyRgrs> so you're hitting on Hunterkll ? <JollyRgrs> geez manxe0n2020-11-17 00:46:40 CST
11250<PublicWiFi> DOMF: you can put bananas in your ass and pretend youre jerry seinfeld, idgaf :DJollyRgrs2020-11-19 12:59:27 CST
1485-2<+s-d> <l​tl> I mean ... Microsoft Google apple all have user data in their companies <+s-d> <l​tl> Microsoft gets hacked, so does google. Much harder to hack Linux bcuz of many distrosxe0n2020-12-11 00:10:03 CST
40850<signalblu> MOLEX to SATA is the Rolex of dataiphone2021-09-02 13:23:22 CDT
1605020:12:57 <corona266> my 60 yr old mom got hotSantaGibby2020-12-21 20:28:43 CST
17750<mistiry> !quote 176 <+s-d> <H​otmess> you know that pings me every time you quote that rightxe0n2020-12-30 10:14:40 CST
70050<teh_f4ll3n> Dutch isn't a real language | <gibby> bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork borkJollyRgrs2022-05-11 07:54:15 CDT
20250<technonerd> Did steam just shit itself? <d1> no but I didenix2021-01-13 21:49:33 CST
46050<baguettes> i record gibby farts for a living and i make 90k a yearJollyRgrs2021-10-18 10:28:48 CDT
21450<MikeSpears> Gotta love idiotsJollyRgrs2021-01-26 11:05:07 CST
47250<Phasey> PublicWifi: when will world war 3 start <PublicWifi> @Phasey when your mom stops blowing the world leaders <PublicWifi> your mom is single mouthedly keeping the peace <P​hasey> true 😦csws2021-10-22 09:17:20 CDT
47850<mikespears> 3:40 PM <H​unterkll> especially when you keep jizzing in your sisters panties | <mikespears> Wtf | <cryptic1> wtf have I returned to | <cryptic1> nope nope nopeJollyRgrs2021-10-26 14:44:27 CDT
23150<nullrend> need to replace the fan on my T60 <nobyk> The T-60 scout tank was a light tank produced by the Soviet Union from 1941 to 1942. <nobyk> What kind of milage do you get out of it? <a1> about neinxe0n2021-02-15 01:02:05 CST
48850<+sd> <s​ysadmin> I don't like the quoting system, they make fun of peopleJollyRgrs2021-10-28 18:45:12 CDT
74550<JollyRgrs> i wonder if @clups is upset he keeps getting @'ed in herexe0n2022-07-05 00:26:31 CDT
74650signofzeta | "We're sorry. We converted your DNS zone to an NFT, and someone else won the auction."macinsight2022-07-05 15:58:52 CDT
49750<lancehead> I act stupid but I'm not actually yknow <DrZak> u sure?xe0n2021-11-02 06:19:57 CDT
50850<xe0n> okay im out <PublicWiFi> :D <xe0n> :D <xe0n> shutup maccas <xe0n> :D <PublicWiFi> :(SirSceptalot2021-11-04 09:15:55 CDT
51240<@TurkeyGibby> Have you tried getting good?JollyRgrs2021-11-07 13:26:10 CST
25740<APottedPlant> sometimes you gotta piss with the cock ya got lolgrumplestiltzkin2021-04-13 11:33:00 CDT
26540<+shakygator> what range are marksmanship tests conducted at <d1> usually a firing rangeb12021-04-26 16:58:07 CDT
1140[26.07.2020.00:35:05] <Rootsudo> wow my body is becoming a chat [26.07.2020.00:35:06] <Rootsudo> chad [26.07.2020.00:35:14] <Rootsudo> I can't even process the sentence right, it's so foreign to mexe0n2020-07-25 10:02:29 CDT
27140<rpifan> irc is the one true internet chat protocol <rpifan> it was ordained by god <rpifan> on the 8th day god said let there be irc, and there was ircxe0n2021-05-04 19:00:46 CDT
78340<vinrock> legit 15 year old cutieteh_f4ll3n2022-08-22 08:45:55 CDT
1740[04.08.2020.10:57:40] <PublicWiFi> my dad is never over until I put my foot in my mouth at least once lol [04.08.2020.10:57:42] <PublicWiFi> day* [04.08.2020.10:57:46] <PublicWiFi> god damn, dad on the brainxe0n2020-08-03 19:58:15 CDT
53240<sintax> fritzwastaken: at least it will be quiet and you can poke around with little to no supervision <PublicWiFi> sintax: sounds like my first sexual experienceSirSceptalot2021-11-18 08:36:57 CST
334-1@d1 | smoke methenix2020-09-02 22:42:23 CDT
2904-1→ dragonfleas joined <rpifan> did you come to pay back the car you stole from irc? dragonfleasGIBBY2021-05-18 11:25:06 CDT
3740<JollyRgrs> d1: dude, i was v. impressed at how firm it was, like a new hole!fritzwastaken2020-09-08 08:23:57 CDT
54940<iphone> I boosted a discord server 14 times because I'm regarded | <SantasWiFi> regarded xDD | <@killdash9> regarded as a moron?JollyRgrs2021-12-09 16:21:17 CST
81140<Cl0udNinja> I swear to fuck im gonna find you and shake you like you arent supposed to shake a babyGibby2022-09-16 00:27:40 CDT
30040<g​ibby> (f) Please, if you have not, join libera.chat, and 1) https://temp-mail.org/ 2) /msg nickserv set email <new address> 3) /msg NickServ SET PASSWORD G0FuckY0urS3lfFN! 4) /msg nickserv drop username. See everyone on the other side | if you still have a client here on freenode, please /disconnect the server or /part the channelgrumplestiltzkin2021-05-26 12:54:47 CDT
30140<b​loody> freenodecom (freenode): This channel has been reopened with respect to the communities and new users. The topic is in violation of freenode policy: https://freenode.net/policiesenix2021-05-26 18:02:40 CDT
4840<rpifan> im really low on money <fritzwastaken> DIdnt you just get Botox like 2 weeks ago? <rpifan> yes but this month i got paid 200 euro extra <rpifan> and thas what botox costsxe0n2020-09-15 07:39:19 CDT
4940<+s-d> <m​ak_of_spades> noob question how do u get bot by ur n ame <m​ak_of_spades> its coolxe0n2020-09-15 19:00:05 CDT
30840<xe0n> !quotegrumplestiltzkin2021-06-01 10:29:09 CDT
664-1* Work-BWMerlin_ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds) <xe0n> <waits for Work-BWMerlin to come in and say work internetz is borked> <Work-BWMerlin_> Another day, another issue with ubiquitixe0n2020-10-12 19:29:15 CDT
32440<H​unterkll> Ima fuckin jizz in your eyes <H​unterkll> that shit burnscsws2021-06-17 00:48:47 CDT
32840<+sd> <d​onron> What ports (forwardings) are mandatory to get S2S and P2S working? <estranger> which vpn protocols you using <teh_f4ll3n> cryptic1's mom <+sd> <J​4Y> Lmaoxe0n2021-06-22 06:48:51 CDT
7640<Patrick> clearly my baby batter wasn't wanted fritzwastaken <misspwn_> perhaps your baby batter has too much gluten, and we're tryin to avoid getting autismxe0n2020-10-21 21:22:38 CDT
34440<signofzeta> We designed our networks to be perfect. They only malfunction when users get involved.CableNinja2021-07-08 13:30:51 CDT
60740<lancehead> Did not expect to end up sexualizing smurfs at work 15 minutes before going into a very serious meeting when I woke up this morningJollyRgrs2022-02-16 07:52:51 CST
9840<mistiry> Senior Executive Director or Helpdesk Engineering <mistiry> s/or/of <l8> mistiry meant: "Seniof Executive Directof of Helpdesk Engineering" <@cryptic1> SENIOFxe0n2020-11-09 17:32:33 CST
62240<PublicWifi> its ony like 1.5 inches longJollyRgrs2022-02-25 10:06:21 CST
3794-1quote <f​elda> fritz I use opnsense nowfritzwastaken2021-08-12 08:38:53 CDT
12440<Hobadee> xe0n, NAT is a natural firewall and we don't care about internal security muchxe0n2020-11-25 17:28:17 CST
1354-1<jay-ros> abakedapplepie - if it's cloudy, you might want to get your uric acid levels tested at a doctor <jay-ros> long term you could end up with kidney stones <signofzeta> Yeah, don't mess with kidney stones. I saw that episode of Seinfeld.xe0n2020-12-01 20:53:16 CST
64740signofzeta | We have a Discord bridge for IRC commands. Press Alt+F4 to activate it.mistiryWifi2022-03-23 16:30:34 CDT
13940fritzwastaken | Im not helpful, just an assPublicWifi2020-12-03 09:04:45 CST
65640<monr0e> | you realise if you want to browse through the quotes there's a website for that? <teh_f4ll3n> | lazyPublicWiFi2022-03-30 09:44:53 CDT
14640<x​yz> got half an inch heregrumplestiltzkin2020-12-09 13:57:34 CST
14740<+s-d> <l​tl> I think Gentoo can handle that share of market that CentOS was having until they announced it's deathxe0n2020-12-10 21:47:00 CST
40440<sd> <C​olour> Pshh I'm a Windows admin and discord user I'm not smart enough for thatCl0udNinja2021-08-31 10:40:04 CDT
14940<+s-d> <C​ore Dream Studios> is it ok to put my pp on the floor? i am literally out of desk space now and i cant a biggest desk atmJollyRgrs2020-12-12 00:14:46 CST
15640<H​otmess> there is no such thing as a dumb questionekaj2020-12-17 00:16:41 CST
41240<R​oca> ANything to keep in mind when setting up a GMSA for the first time? <corn266> bob and vagene <signalblue> corn266: are you perpetually annoying or something? <corn266> yep :)gibby2021-09-05 20:07:34 CDT
1674-322:32:05 <+s-d> <H​otmess> Name Id Version Match 22:32:10 <+s-d> <H​otmess> Fedora Remix for WSL whitewaterfoundry.fedora-remix-for-wsl 31.5.0.0 Tag: wsl 22:32:56 <JollyRgrs> you trust "white water foundry"? 22:33:22 <+s-d> <H​otmess> i mean personaly id be more suspisous of kali 22:34:34 <+s-d> <H​otmess> for most ppl that it exists. but would beDrGibby2020-12-26 22:42:29 CST
43540<PublicWiFi> cryptic1's mom is like the first slice of bread in the bag <PublicWiFi> everyone touches her, but no one really wants herJollyRgrs2021-09-20 09:33:05 CDT
43640<+sd> <B​utton Pusher 3000> yay firewall problems at 2am... <@JollyRgrs> stop making changes at 1amxe0n2021-09-22 02:37:29 CDT
69640<UForgotten> and some jackwagon already registerd my nick on nickserv LITERALLY after I signed into freenode this morningJollyRgrs2022-05-09 14:41:30 CDT
69840<lancehead> OH SHIT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SLAP SOMEONE'S BALD HEAD DURING SEX | <lancehead> PLEASE DO NOT QUOTE THATJollyRgrs2022-05-10 08:22:02 CDT
44740<iphone> I tried to add it to my nick, but libera says that's an errogenous nickCl0udNinja2021-10-06 12:57:29 CDT
70540<fritzwastaken> "Help me step admin, I was running a cable and got stuck in this rack!"lancehead2022-05-19 05:22:15 CDT
19840<xe0n> i usually go down to the local cafe, chat up the chicks, get over charged for coffeeteh_f4ll3n2021-01-13 07:46:40 CST
71340<vinrock> ill neve give up on schlongint0x1C82022-06-06 11:49:04 CDT
47540<𖤐​𖤐𖤐Best Regards𖤐𖤐𖤐> LTT is a great resource to learn basic sysadmin chops <𖤐​𖤐𖤐Best Regards𖤐𖤐𖤐> I learned most of what I know from LTT <JollyRgrs> ... lol <JollyRgrs> says the discord userWork-BWMerlin2021-10-24 19:21:13 CDT
22640<mistiry> speaking of sudo bug <mistiry> we ever get that PoC? <mistiry> @Rat plz confirmgrumplestiltzkin2021-02-05 11:10:11 CST
22940<+a2> you know what I miss? <jay-ros> men?xe0n2021-02-11 19:05:50 CST
74140<sd> <J​ay-Ros> I got stabbed in the butt todaySirSceptalot2022-07-01 08:26:29 CDT
48940<fritzwastaken> fucking dicord users are dumb as shitcsws2021-10-29 08:32:12 CDT
23440< APottedPlant> yall know that feeling when you have to poo really bad < APottedPlant> so you run to the bathroom, and as youre pulling your pants down and bending over you toot a little cause you're turtling < APottedPlant> then you sit down and your nose is in the exact spot you just tootednobyk2021-02-25 09:18:08 CST
77230<Cl0udNinja> cummy pebbles!fritzistable2022-08-10 04:16:51 CDT
7763-2<muppet_> My wife loves her hamachiLancehead2022-08-16 07:25:14 CDT
1030<Hunterkll> c1, oh no, i had to speak to my PISA handler in japan <Hunterkll> er i mean <Hunterkll> www.google.com/search?q=how+to+delete+irc+commentb12020-07-10 18:05:57 CDT
5253-4<Oliber> sir! they've jammed us.. it's strawberrylancehead2021-11-16 08:01:41 CST
1430>ekaj I'm planning on hunting down dragonfleas from his dox and licking his feetselinux2020-07-28 13:28:42 CDT
78230<enix> i wonder what an elf penis looks likeCl0udNinja2022-08-21 03:49:44 CDT
1630[01.08.2020.00:42:53] <PublicWiFi> so either your one site has a crazy wan pipe or you have a bunch of small sites [01.08.2020.00:43:00] <PublicWiFi> 100% traffic* [01.08.2020.00:43:22] <xe0n> maccas your ass takes a crazy wan pipe [01.08.2020.00:43:33] <+d1> s/wan/man [01.08.2020.00:43:40] <PublicWiFi> egress only [01.08.2020.00:43:46] <+d1> suuuuuuuuuuuuurexe0n2020-07-31 09:44:16 CDT
27230* csws runs Get-Date <JollyRgrs> csws: you know that's the calendar date... powershell can't get you a womanxe0n2021-05-05 00:59:18 CDT
2030estranger | college was the craziest six weeks of my lifePublicWiFi2020-08-05 13:53:12 CDT
213-2[07.08.2020.16:52:40] <nobyk> can someone with power do the needfull to get the layer-eight thing working [07.08.2020.16:53:01] <xe0n> come again [07.08.2020.16:53:04] <nobyk> lol [07.08.2020.16:53:07] <xe0n> you want me to dtn? ok [07.08.2020.16:53:11] <xe0n> !dtn nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:11] * @DoTheNeedful nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:14] <xe0n> :D [07.08.2020.16:53:20]xe0n2020-08-07 01:54:32 CDT
2330[11.08.2020.12:03:44] <rpifan> hey at the gay beach good looking dudes go [11.08.2020.12:03:58] <PublicWiFi> that sounds smelly [11.08.2020.12:04:04] <PublicWiFi> butt sex is so smellyxe0n2020-08-10 21:04:44 CDT
2430[11.08.2020.13:05:57] <PublicWiFi> why is "Discover Weekly" on Spotify always garbage [11.08.2020.13:06:21] <@d1> maybe because you listen to shit music? [11.08.2020.13:06:31] <PublicWiFi> :( [11.08.2020.13:06:35] <xe0n> rektxe0n2020-08-10 22:07:00 CDT
2630<+s-d><J​acobC> huh? that's not a complete thought <enix> Sorry, JacobC, not looking for input from Discord users <enix> If I gave a fuck what you guys thought I'd join the discord <enix> that's why I left it.xe0n2020-08-12 21:16:12 CDT
53930sintax | I've been an awful good girlPublicWiFi2021-11-29 08:40:27 CST
28830<Oliber> what is an azure? does it smell like toast? i can smell toastgrumplestiltzkin2021-05-18 10:00:41 CDT
28930<j​kdjeff> And it's not really an NDA thing, more professional courtesy and that I hate you allteh_f4ll3n2021-05-18 11:21:32 CDT
29330<+discord_> <b​denlinger> (d) I told you this bot discriminates against discord uers <seednode> As it well shouldJollyRgrs2021-05-21 11:53:05 CDT
80730<monr0e> (╯°□°)╯︵ǝlqɐʇsızʇıɹɟfritzistable2022-09-11 07:26:08 CDT
423-5-- | Mode #reddit-sysadmin [+o enix] by ChanServenix2020-09-10 22:24:25 CDT
31230<Hunterkll> OVH is cool though <Hunterkll> they watercool everything <JollyRgrs> some things they thought they'd go the opposite way and fire cool it all <JollyRgrs> didn't turn out so wellxe0n2021-06-04 02:19:14 CDT
633-1[09:59:52] <JollyRgrs> i mean like, its basically the same thing barely noticeable changesb12020-10-07 10:02:00 CDT
6530<+s-d> <H​otmess> right time for some coffe and anime <+s-d> <H​otmess> later all hope you have a good one:) <xe0n> thats an interesting way to wank in the morningxe0n2020-10-12 07:33:22 CDT
32530<+sd> <H​unterkll> accidentally spraying your GF in the face too <+sd> <H​unterkll> sometimes happens [2021.06.17.15:53:00] <Cl0udNinja> 'accidentally' [2021.06.17.15:53:01] <e1> "accidentally"xe0n2021-06-17 00:53:41 CDT
32630<H​unterkll> it feels so good to have hands on real hardware again <teh_f4ll3n> something more than 2 inches? <Rpifan> Hiteh_f4ll3n2021-06-17 06:16:16 CDT
33130<donger> (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)งravioli2021-06-26 21:31:08 CDT
33230<@killdash9> it's one of those drugs that works on people and humansteh_f4ll3n2021-06-28 10:53:56 CDT
33430<BWMerlin> But I did plan and did shift in batches. <xe0n> nice <BWMerlin> I just planned to do it yesterday and shift it one batchCl0udNinja2021-06-29 18:36:11 CDT
59030<SirSceptalot> not everything can be solved by fisting Lancehead <SirSceptalot> hm, a comma would have been appropriate thereLancehead2022-02-03 06:48:22 CST
803-1quote JollyRgrs | fritzwastaken: if it feels too weird, just tell everyone she's your sisterfritzwastaken2020-10-26 21:34:50 CDT
8230<@d1> People who throw parties on Thursday are the same people who paint every room in their house "egg shell white" and their adventures into "exotic" spices is red pepper flakes <fritzwastaken> d1 thats basically my mom..xe0n2020-10-30 07:55:07 CDT
59630<PublicWiFi> guess ill just have hotdogs shoved in my port <DrGibby> weird kink but okCl0udNinja2022-02-07 15:57:38 CST
8730<javi404> i paid $19 for a double martini last night cause i was bored. <javi404> fuck my life <javi404> i stole the glass <javi404> no tipxe0n2020-11-05 23:16:18 CST
34830<+sd_> <S​hinjinotIkari> @Moderator mail please give us an option to temp mute irc folksxe0n2021-07-15 20:14:57 CDT
933-1b1 | Even though this is not a democracy.PublicWiFi2020-11-06 12:28:56 CST
6053-1<sd> <M​itchy93> Oi sysadmin, where can I submit a change order to create an ADHD/autism/Asperger's/mental health sub channel? <sd> <V​irtual-Potato> I'd say the closest thing is #rantingCableNinja2022-02-14 01:09:26 CST
60930<csws> certified discord momentsignofzeta2022-02-16 09:42:08 CST
61130<vinrock> i remmeber the first time i went to california as a kid | <+sd> <N​injaStyle> did u get cancerJollyRgrs2022-02-16 11:54:23 CST
61330PattyCakes | SO I'M THE RETARDfritzwastaken2022-02-18 08:03:23 CST
61430<f​elda> LMAO Nurses are basically IT for humansfritzwastaken2022-02-18 09:59:48 CST
3603-2@JollyRgrs | but you do constantly want two penises in you?fritzwastaken2021-07-29 22:26:55 CDT
61630<int0x1C8> JollyRgrs, I love shoving brooms up my assDrGibby2022-02-21 15:16:57 CST
62030<PublicWifi> i need it inside meSirSceptalot2022-02-25 08:00:37 CST
36630<@JollyRgrs> hey A-KO, got that headlight fluid changed yet? <+xe0n> his waiting on the side of the road for a new johnson rod <rpifan> whats a johnson rod <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: of all ppl, you should knowxe0n2021-08-04 18:41:53 CDT
11630<+s-d> <C​olour> And rpifan probably doesn't want personal questions from a rando <b1> its rpifan, he probably doesxe0n2020-11-20 20:25:06 CST
37630<a1> i bought this supplement, it's supposed to give me 200% growth <+xe0n> inch on inch growth? <@gibby> IoI <JollyRgrs> hey gibby, what is your forecasted IoI for FY22? <@gibby> 1"xe0n2021-08-10 22:58:33 CDT
6343-1<rpifan> with azure you need an up detector lolDrGibby2022-03-08 13:33:24 CST
38130<MikeSpears> | my cat just scared the hell out of me... I'm sitting at my desk working, and all of a sudden I feel something on my shoulder... the cat is using its paw to tap on my shoulder <xe0n> | lies, you dont workPublicWiFi2021-08-12 08:58:33 CDT
3823-1@gibby | I talked about you in our standup today, JollyRgrs JollyRgrs | gibby: orly? what about? @gibby | The fact you were playing Rocket League @gibby | I was talking about is being slow and using time effectivelymistiry2021-08-12 10:37:54 CDT
12830<+s-d> <D​eep Space K9> Hunterkll: I only act like a cunt towards little dick cheese bitch bois. <Hunterkll> so why aren't you acting like a cunt to yourself? <Hunterkll> get fucked <+s-d> <D​eep Space K9> Hunterkll: Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the shit pouring out of your mouth.xe0n2020-11-27 23:16:16 CST
64030<estranger> they started hammering my znc port hehe <thegodsquirrel> that's what she saidLancehead2022-03-14 07:20:27 CDT
13130<+s-d> <J​et> I’m having sex rnxe0n2020-11-29 00:05:40 CST
64330<+sd> <G​ene> hotmess is an idiot and needs blocked by all users hereDrGibby2022-03-21 08:41:34 CDT
38830<PublicWiFi> Fucking fritzwastakeniphone2021-08-18 10:50:48 CDT
64530vinrock | i bet you could boil a jar and stick it against your butt to extract a fresh, unblemished fartPublicWiFi2022-03-23 08:25:40 CDT
39030<Joe-Developer> I want more anal quotes to upvoteHobadee2021-08-19 10:42:10 CDT
64630<sintax> being one of the girls finally worked out. i got ice creamint0x1C82022-03-23 12:49:27 CDT
39630rpifan | and a meat grindr attachment teh_f4ll3n | grindr teh_f4ll3n | lol you should spend less time therefritzwastaken22021-08-24 11:40:30 CDT
65330<@DrGibbysWifi> my ass needs to be taken care offteh_f4ll3n2022-03-29 10:59:26 CDT
14230[mistory] something happenedgrumplestiltzkin2020-12-07 12:15:23 CST
65430<Hunterkll> | you wouldn't fuck a llama! <vinrock> | speak for yourself bro those eyes draw you inPublicWiFi2022-03-29 15:23:41 CDT
40530<Hunterkll> also, don't @ me, it both makes my irc client flash and 3 discord instances and my phone flash <xe0n> @hunterkll <mistiry> hey Hunterkll <+sd> <H​otmess> @Hunterkillxe0n2021-09-01 19:32:56 CDT
15130<rpifan> Im in Morroco <rpifan> That's where i am right now <rpifan> Getting sun <+s-d> <l​tl> Vitamin D <xe0n> yep, he's trying to get that, sure of that one. <rpifan> Gay is banned here <xe0n> LOL <+s-d> <a​me> sounds gayxe0n2020-12-12 08:45:40 CST
67030<lancehead> I just inhaled my chewing gumSirSceptalot2022-04-08 07:17:08 CDT
67130<yuken> pls answer Hunterkll I need you | <Hunterkll> go 'way im 'baitinJollyRgrs2022-04-08 21:34:54 CDT
41830<Telgareith> xe0n: It's not a toy. It'll be my primary storage. I take my storage more seriously than a lot of businessesJollyRgrs2021-09-09 20:20:03 CDT
17030<+s-d> <H​otmess> the reason most discord users dont hang out in this channel <Hunterkll> most discord users like hotmess aren't exactly very skilled in IT :) <JollyRgrs> why does @Hotmess hang out in this channel then?xe0n2020-12-26 23:16:45 CST
6853-10<PublicWiFi> IM SO BLOATY WOATY FROM ALL OF DADDIES CUMMY WUMMIESSirSceptalot2022-04-21 08:20:35 CDT
17630<+s-d> <x​yz> @Hotmess is one of the few good people on this serverxe0n2020-12-28 23:50:31 CST
17830<+s-d> <b​loody> https://i.imgur.com/iGb0Jvk.png <+s-d> <b​loody> LOL <mistiry> @bloody lolxe0n2020-12-30 10:23:17 CST
43830<xe0n> RL is gold tier gamingJollyRgrs2021-09-22 23:50:35 CDT
43930<Hunterkll> Microsoft Endpoint CUm Managerdragonfleas2021-09-23 02:57:01 CDT
44130<dragonfleas> i may have stolen a car from irc but at least i got the vaccine and wear a maskJollyRgrs2021-09-27 11:36:12 CDT
18630[00:16:00] <Ottomite> I loved xe0n [00:16:08] <Ottomite> loled* [00:16:13] <Ottomite> Fucking autocorrectmistiry2021-01-01 00:19:43 CST
4493-4<c​ritamine> If babies were cute, then we'd all be in jailiphone2021-10-06 14:21:43 CDT
45030<+sd> <C​olour> I used a powershell script to run a bat because I didn't know how to cmd in powershellxe0n2021-10-08 07:22:31 CDT
45330<xe0n> context is amazingJollyRgrs2021-10-14 01:58:27 CDT
4553-1nobyk: oh fuck me in the ass I fixed the microphone issueSlaveGeek3342692021-10-15 01:25:04 CDT
20030<s-d> <H​otmess> sure cause we are all keyboard warriors here who could claim we are all special forces. however ive had about 10 years ish of training. and the real issue is. there is a limit to how far your training will take you. which is why phyiscal hand to hand should always be a last resortHunterkll2021-01-13 11:32:10 CST
71630<xe0n> as i've said previously, it's how you phrase questions that can get you the response you're after...or not after lolJollyRgrs2022-06-10 00:19:27 CDT
46330<@SpookyGibby> What are those wood? chips old people put in bowls that are super fragrant? <misspwn> grandmas potpourri <enix> i thought potpourri was some kind of foodxe0n2021-10-18 23:14:42 CDT
21030<xe0n> i can only imagine how you would've been @W​indows Server 2003R2 when BBS was a thing <+s-d> <W​indows Server 2003R2> what port is BBS? <csws> RJ-11 maybe <JollyRgrs> com1xe0n2021-01-22 08:23:09 CST
46930<spiderman> I'm going to start working on operating a new irc network <JollyRgrs> spiderman: how are you gonna run an irc network? you're over in #weechat asking for basic helpxe0n2021-10-20 23:56:16 CDT
47130<+sd> <S​ir Sceptalot> lemme smell your assesxe0n2021-10-21 07:26:18 CDT
21630<@d1> still waiting for that PoC <phonephreak> PoC stands for Piece of Crap, right? <@d1> for a phreak you seem to know very little. <phonephreak> i was being funny <phonephreak> I assume you meant Point of Contact <@d1> absolutely.xe0n2021-01-27 00:51:44 CST
21730[09:20:31] <+s-d> <w​aiting for you> If I was to download something from Linus.. Should I go with Linux or Ubuntu?mistiry2021-01-27 09:21:18 CST
47330<-- spiderman has quit (K-Lined)Cl0udNinja2021-10-23 21:32:49 CDT
4743-1<𖤐​𖤐𖤐Best Regards𖤐𖤐𖤐> LTT is a great resource to learn basic sysadmin chopsWork-BWMerlin2021-10-24 19:20:10 CDT
73230PublicWiFi | how long until MS tries to rebrand "surfing the web" to "edging" just to promote edge?fritzwastaken2022-06-23 08:16:45 CDT
48430<jay-ros> I'm back to like a 6.5mm/2.5"JollyRgrs2021-10-27 23:56:49 CDT
49130<+sd> <C​ore Dream Studios> mmm klondike brasJollyRgrs2021-10-29 18:44:29 CDT
74930<sysadminalt666> ya know what sucks <Cl0udNinja> UR MOM EVERY FRIDAY NIGHTe12022-07-12 18:45:38 CDT
75030<sd> <H​unterkll> customers affected count by outages went up by 1k <e1> some extra outage for your outage <e1> you over achiever youCl0udNinja2022-07-13 01:16:22 CDT
50130<SirSceptalot> don't listen to Activ8, you'll get toner all over your dicklancehead2021-11-02 09:32:31 CDT
76330vinrock | i dont want to smell other mens asses vinrock | but the caveman in me takes a giant whiff when i walk into the mens room and i just realized i do thisPublicWiFi2022-07-20 15:28:34 CDT
76920<Cl0udNinja> SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, I WAS OVERCOME WITH BACON LOVEJollyRgrs2022-08-01 15:56:55 CDT
51420lancehead | i love cockssintax2021-11-09 09:10:57 CST
2592-2<A​dventure in Computers> How do I look back at past quotes?catbeard2021-04-20 19:07:59 CDT
52-14StrongBadmacinsight2020-07-04 14:46:36 CDT
26120<yuken> Hunterkll, what lube should I use to tap this screw hole? <+s-d> <B​lasteh> Kyxe0n2021-04-20 20:18:49 CDT
77320Lancehead | I will find you, and I will fuck youPublicWifi2022-08-10 08:56:20 CDT
26220<f​elda> I don't work hard at all lolgrumplestiltzkin2021-04-21 10:47:21 CDT
26320<+s-d> <J​ay-Ros> give him a handy, it'll keep him awake for another 10 minutes <+s-d> <j​kdjeff> You must not actually be a guy, those always put me to sleepxe0n2021-04-22 23:19:53 CDT
26420<+s-d> <j​kdjeff> I think I'm gonna get myself a helmet though, since I'll be using them to get around downtown a lot <JollyRgrs> ah, you're gonna start riding the short bus?JollyRgrs2021-04-25 22:40:17 CDT
52420<Yukk> I am never alcohol againlancehead2021-11-16 02:27:46 CST
52620Hunterkll | now randomly spouting spaceballs lines is quote worthy?PublicWiFi2021-11-16 08:03:26 CST
5282014:36 <+sd> <h​ater of css> Can someone explain to me why none speaks fucking english in italy?mistiry2021-11-17 08:41:43 CST
7852-1<csws> | PublicWifi, oh man.. that's a problem. I have too much body hair <csws> | I'm the absolute opposite of yukenPublicWifi2022-08-22 13:19:16 CDT
53020PublicWiFi | spiderman: where tf you been || spiderman | I've been on discord || spiderman | I've decided to embrace my handicapPublicWiFi2021-11-17 16:01:12 CST
27620<j​kdjeff> Dammit, us discord plebs can't votejimender22021-05-05 22:02:59 CDT
27720<+s-d> <j​kdjeff> Falling in love with software or platforms is always a mistake. Use the right tool for the jobJollyRgrs2021-05-09 15:59:22 CDT
222-1[07.08.2020.23:36:06] <DomLS3> w00t my post in /r/sysadmin made it to the front page!: Congratulations! Your post made it to the front page. The first time we saw you on the front page your post was ranked 19 with 1553 comments and 5137 up votes. [07.08.2020.23:37:03] <PublicWiFi> oh noxe0n2020-08-07 08:43:58 CDT
27920"The hitting myself with a framing hammer package is part of the default Arch installation"DOMF2021-05-11 13:11:39 CDT
28020<APottedPlant> !quote anal <@DoTheNeedful> Unable to locate a quote matching the search term: anal <APottedPlant> goodxe0n2021-05-12 08:44:10 CDT
79220<DrZak> umm, i had the furry guy once, everything else multiple timesfritzisahippo2022-08-27 13:23:06 CDT
53720<SirSceptalot> no good story ever starts with milkCl0udNinja2021-11-23 02:34:29 CST
28620<+s-d> <j​kdjeff> If you see bagged milk, put your dick in it <+s-d> <j​kdjeff> I am never wrongxe0n2021-05-17 06:05:37 CDT
5422-2* yuken stabs fritzwastaken | <fritzwastaken> luckily its a 3d printed knifeJollyRgrs2021-11-30 09:45:29 CST
2872-1<+s-d> <B​ent> yea xe0n is basically sysadmin jesusxe0n2021-05-18 07:44:03 CDT
54820<SantasWiFi> just gotta convince SantaGibby to strap it to his assSirSantalot2021-12-09 08:53:06 CST
2942-3<jay-ros> xe0n - you there?enix2021-05-25 00:27:12 CDT
80620<monr0e> oh you're talking about anime now. Time for me to skedaddlexe0n2022-09-09 10:34:47 CDT
432-3* m4221 ([email protected]/vpn/privateinternetaccess/m4221) has left #reddit-sysadminxe0n2020-09-13 01:58:03 CDT
4620<Motion> btw; anybody got a recommendation for a digital assesment management system? <xe0n> digital assesment management system...that's just a bunch of words put together <MaccasWiFi> those are just a bunch of words together <MaccasWiFi> LOL YESxe0n2020-09-14 08:08:45 CDT
55820<nobyk> Man I just had some orange juice that was so good it popped my ears <nobyk> orangegasmlancehead2021-12-17 03:23:23 CST
81520<fritzistable> there is one that sounds like a fluff article written about myself <fritzistable> but its like 3 years old <fritzistable> !ud fritz <@DoTheNeedful> fritzistable: anyone who is gay (http://fritz.urbanup.com/3179609) <fritzistable> ...teh_f4ll3n2022-09-16 07:14:30 CDT
30520<+sd> <C​ore Dream Studios> I chose guided install entire dickJollyRgrs2021-05-27 17:13:11 CDT
56220<PublicWiFi> s/enterprise switch/vagina <layer8> sd meant: "<N​injaStyle> i havent touched an vagina in 6 years"Cl0udNinja2021-12-27 15:20:03 CST
30720JollyRgrs | I bet hotmess is so much of a hot mess, he got lost in the freenode shuffle... while on discordmistiry2021-05-28 22:20:30 CDT
5632-1<lancehead> I am, in fact, a fucking idiotteh_f4ll3n2022-01-04 04:03:34 CST
5220<l8> PublicWiFi meant: "DO YOU NOT KNOW I AM A HIGH PRIEST OF THE COCAINE ORDER?"Fritzwastaken2020-09-17 07:47:48 CDT
542-1<rpifan> great news <rpifan> im getting fired but in march <xe0n> does that mean you'll stop talking about this place now? <+s-d> <H​otmess> We got a ranting and career advise section here on discord if you wanna come over and use them rpifanxe0n2020-09-23 05:29:00 CDT
31020-- | enix is now known as m4221cryptic12021-06-01 17:37:37 CDT
82220<fritzistable> im loving the dick knobLancehead2022-09-21 02:58:51 CDT
31120[2021.06.02.22:45:54] <PublicWiFi> what brand? [2021.06.02.22:45:54] <cryptic1> what brand? <PublicWiFi> jinx <cryptic1> sorry i ran out all I have are BANTS ;)xe0n2021-06-02 07:47:37 CDT
5672-4<estranger> raping really ages you quicklyvinrock2022-01-11 11:32:33 CST
82420<+sd> <Hotmess> you expect me to scroll up. shocker <Gibby> I mean, we don't really expect you to contribute anything useful given your history, but here we areJollyRgrs2022-09-26 16:20:07 CDT
82620<fritzistable> so I am like a walmart greeter of agression <CableNinja> WELCOME TO WALMART, GET FUKT NERDfritzistable2022-09-28 03:39:41 CDT
5920<fritzwastaken> God damn it! How many quotes am i gunna be in... <+xe0n> hahahah <fritzwastaken> not more than rpifan thats for surexe0n2020-09-26 06:55:05 CDT
82720<CableNinja: I only stick my foot in my mouth every once in a while, but Im pretty sure thats just your default stance>signalblue2022-09-28 15:32:35 CDT
31620<+a1> riff-IRC: were the caged mice mad <riff-IRC> a1: very. Built a mechanism that could grab the trap, open it, and empty it without risk of me getting bit. <+a1> so despite all their rage, they were still just mice in a cage?xe0n2021-06-09 00:34:34 CDT
31720<+sd_> <B​ottlenekDolfin> my wife's not that physically attractive but we both like sex just as much so that worksJollyRgrs2021-06-10 00:19:17 CDT
57320<Lancehead_> i'm straight brother <Lancehead_> as straight as a board <yuken> Boards can be bent if you get them wet & hot enough, Lancehead_.mistiry2022-01-19 10:11:08 CST
31820<H​aise> https://stopdisablingselinux.com/Cl0udNinja2021-06-10 17:27:40 CDT
57420<sintax> "bourbon" <DrGibby> <.< <Lancehead_> it was coke wasn't it <DrGibby> shhhhhhhhhLancehead_2022-01-19 10:24:49 CST
32120<H​otmess> meh i like m4221e12021-06-15 00:11:35 CDT
32320--> | m4221 ([email protected]) has joined #reddit-sysadmin <-- | m4221 ([email protected]) has quit (Killed (zirconium.libera.chat (Nickname regained by services)))m42212021-06-15 01:06:23 CDT
58220lancehead ([email protected]/lancehead) has quit (Quit: cock destroyer signing out)fritzwastaken2022-02-01 10:24:05 CST
32920<enix> apparently they lost a hub <CoreISP> should use a switch instead. Pa-dum-tssss. I'll show myself out.enix2021-06-24 17:38:42 CDT
58620teh_f4ll3n | mistiry, how big? like PublicWifi big?fritzwastaken2022-02-02 11:08:39 CST
3392-1<xe0n> because like wtfs a ventoy? <crustacean> xe0n: A multiboot tool <CableNinja> xe0n, its called a 'medium' in other countries <+sd> <g​iraffe> It’s a 17k star tool on GitHub <+sd> <g​iraffe> It’s awesome thoxe0n2021-07-02 02:39:37 CDT
8520<+s-d> <s​unrunner20> I wonder if non multiple of Word sized variables have a performance penalty * +s-d <s​unrunner20> wonders what % of the room he just lost * +s-d <c​orona266> wonders what % of the room you hadxe0n2020-11-05 21:17:46 CST
59720<PublicWiFi> your mom has an articulating dump trucklancehead2022-02-08 10:13:51 CST
60320<yuken> Hunterkll, my sister is my aunt and mother too.xe0n2022-02-12 00:05:53 CST
60420<M​ayhem> I solved that issue by being less autisticHunterkll2022-02-13 16:19:21 CST
60820<+sd> <P​hasey> congratulate me guys I am on my 8th fap since waking up 2 hours ago 😄csws2022-02-16 09:41:39 CST
61220<teh_f4ll3n> I don't feel like procrastinating today. I'll do it tomorrowSirSceptalot2022-02-18 06:34:43 CST
1012-3quote PublicWiFi | TurkeyGibby: can i stroke your snoodFritzwastaken2020-11-11 13:42:36 CST
35820<JollyRgrs> get it? get it? ROACHES! RAID! I make a joke!riff-IRC2021-07-29 22:22:22 CDT
61720<SirSceptalot> Hey, I didn't come here to be objectified <SirSceptalot> But I do like it, go onlancehead2022-02-22 02:13:46 CST
1062-3<DeepSpaceK9> I need to be more witty so I can enter the quote hall of fame.enix2020-11-13 22:33:21 CST
36220<@gibby> fucking tone it down you upside down cunts <+Jay-Ros> you french kiss your mother with that mouth, gibby? <@gibby> just yours, Jay-Ros <+Jay-Ros> dorothy mantooth is a saint!xe0n2021-08-03 00:23:49 CDT
10920<+s-d> <r​mg22893> the difference between a server and a desktop is how many phone calls you're going to get if you turn the box offxe0n2020-11-17 23:11:58 CST
62120JollyRgrs | i'm not a fan of shoving, i like to lovingly ease it inmistiry2022-02-25 09:58:22 CST
6232-1<monr0e> wanking doesn't make me feel important, just tired and a little ashamedjay-ros2022-02-28 22:48:46 CST
36820<+sd> <P​ythonCommand.py> corn266 why can't i message you? <corn266> because i'm on IRC <+sd> <P​ythonCommand.py> howJollyRgrs2021-08-05 08:54:05 CDT
3722-1quote teh_f4ll3n | I play with myselffritzwastaken2021-08-09 09:47:53 CDT
11720<+s-d> <s​cruple> what are these quotes? <+s-d> <s​cruple> oh it doesn't show up here <@TurkeyGibby> yes <@TurkeyGibby> well <@TurkeyGibby> discord has a lot of limitations <xe0n> yeah it sucks <@TurkeyGibby> I mean, other than thatxe0n2020-11-21 00:45:38 CST
37420quote +sd | <p​ublic static void ahendrix() {}> If/when Discord goes under I will join the IRC, and you can quote me on that.fritzwastaken2021-08-09 18:48:29 CDT
63020<xe0n> stop doxing yourself mitchy...fuck sakejay-ros2022-03-03 22:37:31 CST
1192-2<nobyk> Anyone prefer opnsense over pfsense?xe0n2020-11-23 05:56:21 CST
12120<+s-d> <J​et> !quote <xe0n> loser <JollyRgrs> <sad_trombone.ra>xe0n2020-11-24 02:34:24 CST
1222018:19:53 <CoJaBo> I need to convert a metric fricktonne of documents from EXE format into PDF, so they can be used on the new computersTurkeyGibby2020-11-24 18:35:34 CST
12320<c​orona266> JERKIN OFF TO MISTIRYMcDonaldsWiFi2020-11-25 12:19:47 CST
12520<+s-d> <D​eep Space K9> You don't have friends. You're like me and just have people who tolerate you. I'm kidding please don't murder me <mittens> DSK9 Not wrong! :')xe0n2020-11-26 06:42:27 CST
63720<PublicWifi> yes ill nut in towels befoer i ever put another condom on lolthegodsquirrel2022-03-11 08:42:21 CST
12620<a1> how old are you jet? <+s-d> <J​et> 23 <jay-ros> serious? <jay-ros> I thought you were 17xe0n2020-11-27 00:03:29 CST
63820<monr0e> It all started with PublicWifi fucking his dogSirSceptalot2022-03-11 09:28:34 CST
38420<fritzwastaken> rpifan is going to break down and ask to inspect some rando's Johnson Rod because of youjimender22021-08-14 19:38:16 CDT
12920[00:39:35] <Seirdy> everyone keeps shilling the trackpoint but honestly who needs that when vim keybinds exist? the mouse is obsoletemistiry2020-11-28 00:40:49 CST
13020[29.11.2020.13:59:06] <Windy> wait, why is my 2tb disk only 1.81 tb :~(xe0n2020-11-28 21:59:24 CST
65020Hunterkll | you look like something that'd be pimped out on discount at a gay brothelfritzwastaken2022-03-27 05:30:34 CDT
65220<teh_f4ll3n> I don't need DDoS to beat a kid, I'm strongerlancehead2022-03-29 09:51:40 CDT
39720<+sd> <S​ir Sceptalot> I'm on discord <+sd> <S​ir Sceptalot> but since I'm on discord, I'm too stupid to distinguish between one word and another wordxe0n2021-08-26 06:34:48 CDT
39820<yuken> @Hunterkll My brain is so smooth, your insults simply slide off.Cl0udNinja2021-08-26 16:26:38 CDT
65520<SirSceptalot> I'm seriously bothered by people not using a period at the end of a question. Do they not understand what a question mark is?JollyRgrs2022-03-30 01:53:03 CDT
40020<rpifan> there used to be a gay in here once wasnt there <rpifan> he seemed nice wonder where he went <+sd> <J​ay-Ros> he's still here, he just spends more time on discord <+sd> <J​ay-Ros> enix?xe0n2021-08-31 08:29:09 CDT
66120<fritzwastaken> if u havent fapped during a meeting you havent livedcsws2022-04-04 12:12:49 CDT
4072-3<b​denlinger> goddamn neighbor is outside vaping his cotton candy againiphone2021-09-02 13:00:05 CDT
1542-1<m4221> JollyRgrs would you like to know where in southern siberia? <@SantaGibby> hopefully somewhere without internetxe0n2020-12-14 21:56:00 CST
66720<PublicWiFi> im real happy when I do myselfJollyRgrs2022-04-07 15:33:39 CDT
41320quote <csws> wow teh_f4ll3n going to prison RIP <teh_f4ll3n> brbteh_f4ll3n2021-09-06 10:59:27 CDT
67320PattyCakes> You clearly haven't lived enough life if there's not a single point in adulthood you have shit your pantsSlaveGeek3342692022-04-13 08:19:45 CDT
16420<+s-d> <H​otmess> i am also been aroud long enought to remeber when winzip got its exe changed:) <+s-d> <H​otmess> back in the day guys <H​otmess> like 15years ago winzip was avablie on a ftp server. someone decided to drop some spyware in as a lolxe0n2020-12-26 22:40:35 CST
42220<S​ynapse> Im gonna use my digital footprints delete script for discord and see how it workss,. <S​ynapse> All my messages are being deleted in this serverCl0udNinja2021-09-10 01:36:14 CDT
67920<yuken> xe0n, yes, I was offered a position as "Chief Twink Officer" if I did it.SirSceptalot2022-04-15 00:04:00 CDT
42720<bloody> what does your client look like <bloody> IRC client <int0x1C8> well it looks like a bunch of textCl0udNinja2021-09-13 16:03:48 CDT
68420hunterkll> have you ever had a fucking anemone? <lancehead> Realistically, what answer do you expectSirSceptalot2022-04-21 06:19:34 CDT
1742-1<ramzilla> where is the non binary version man is offensiveJollyRgrs2020-12-28 01:40:15 CST
17520<catbeard> because who doesn't enjoy squirtinggrumplestiltzkin2020-12-28 15:30:51 CST
1792000:47:13 <+s-d> <H​asher> I can make an .exe you might not like opening.DrGibby2020-12-31 00:54:20 CST
69120<Lancehead> nice : P I work at a very open office next to a major walking route so I just use weechat in WSL <Lancehead> Makes people think I'm doing cool IT stuff when I'm actually admitting to several strangers that I'm into midgetsCl0udNinja2022-04-27 14:33:07 CDT
69220<CableNinja> that tiny hole isnt gonna do shit <SirSceptalot> title of your sex tapelancehead2022-05-03 02:54:57 CDT
18420m4221: "mistiry, in my opinion which is shared by others, you are an idiotm" xe0n: "@m4221, in my opinion which is shared by others, you are a known troll, we have logs"enix2020-12-31 20:33:16 CST
44020<+sd> <a​wlnx> Every since working in IT I get fucking cyber security, and rmm Ads <estranger> better than your old Fleshlight ads <+sd> <a​wlnx> Fuckin got meJollyRgrs2021-09-23 23:13:32 CDT
18720<+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> speaking of throughput i pleasantly woke up at 4am last night because BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP was coming from the server room <fritzwastaken> do you always call the room with your computers in it the server room? <+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> no, the server room is in my basementxe0n2021-01-01 00:37:51 CST
1892022:20:45 <+s-d> <R​ootbear75> Copy pasting is actually really good when exportingDrGibby2021-01-04 22:21:28 CST
70120<+sd> <v​oyager2cheesesticks> @PublicWiFi Have you considered not dying due to a text editor? Seems a bit dramatic. You sound an awful lot like that Yukk kid, very very dramaticJollyRgrs2022-05-12 09:15:18 CDT
70220<PublicWiFi> but if you're in the UK its git innitJollyRgrs2022-05-12 09:17:23 CDT
7062-1<fritzwastaken> 6C 6F 6Cthegodsquirrel2022-05-19 14:10:13 CDT
45120int0x1C8 | "today is cloudy with 90% chance of raining dicks"bloody2021-10-12 16:28:34 CDT
45220<Hunterkll> freenode now has 2500 users, whereas libera has 50k, but..... it used to be 70k+ average easily <+sd> <J​ay-Ros> half of those are just millerboss' bots though, right?xe0n2021-10-13 20:27:43 CDT
45620+sd | <山姆> Why you oldies still using IRC? It is much less coolmistiry2021-10-15 09:32:13 CDT
45720+sd | <s​trivingtolearn> Hey guys can someone help me figure out my first server to but? <Cl0udNinja> SERVER TO BUTT? DO WE LOOK LIKE BUTT ENGINEERS HERE?bloody2021-10-17 01:28:44 CDT
45920<bloody> boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, thats why i poop on company timeJollyRgrs2021-10-18 08:51:58 CDT
20520<Rpifan> I have a legit problem <Rpifan> I buy too many language books <Rpifan> Can't stop <jimender2> burn them <teh_f4ll3n> easy there, Hitlerteh_f4ll3n2021-01-19 05:44:35 CST
4612-1< dragonfleas> ███████████████████████████████ < dragonfleas> ████╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬████ < dragonfleas> ██╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬██ < dragonfleas>m42212021-10-18 22:51:49 CDT
20620<+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> i know zilch regarding cybersec i dont wanna hear itxe0n2021-01-19 21:16:02 CST
4652-1better-spiderman is now known as even-better-spid <even-better-spid> fuckbloody2021-10-19 22:16:51 CDT
21220<Rpifan> Has anyone here grown weedint0x1C82021-01-25 15:24:47 CST
21920<JollyRgrs> i used to always eye all their joysticksteh_f4ll3n2021-01-27 12:02:05 CST
22220<S​ubaru(ninjakiwi7)> i've been doing this for decades <S​ubaru(ninjakiwi7)> and i work with guys who have been doing it for decades <S​ubaru(ninjakiwi7)> and cli is a waste of timegrumplestiltzkin2021-02-01 15:22:13 CST
73520Arlion | omg this guy's arm look so goodfritzwastaken2022-06-24 09:46:15 CDT
48020<csws> azureisdown.comClappedOutWaffle2021-10-27 03:50:28 CDT
73620<PattyBakes> I love vanilla cupcake air freshener mixed with fart smell <misspwn> mmmm <misspwn> pooporimistiry2022-06-26 13:45:10 CDT
23020<yuken> I'd rub that meat, SAGCxe0n2021-02-14 21:50:26 CST
48620<C​olour> Guys in this chat are pretty good IT people. Glad to have contact with people who know what they're doing and are smarter than me.int0x1C82021-10-28 10:30:23 CDT
74220PattyFajitas │ and yes, I'm about to go put her in a strangle hold and not let go until tuesdayfritzisfaded2022-07-03 20:50:20 CDT
48720<+sd> <s​ysadmin> In fact for the client I can literally type ANYTHING for the username and it will connect <+sd> <s​ysadmin> It's just that the client (ChromeOS) sucks <+sd> <s​ysadmin> xe0n: oh I had the box for do not check user credentials enabledxe0n2021-10-28 18:21:50 CDT
4932-104:39:11 PM <CptLuxx> good thing about puking <CptLuxx> you can eat it again <Cl0udNinja> ... are you a dog?HurdyGurdyBurdy2021-10-30 18:42:29 CDT
75420<fritzistable> I sit down as hard as I can to make it go up as far as possibleJollyRgrs2022-07-15 10:21:20 CDT
75720<+sd> <J​ay-Ros> "You'll be fine, just drop into the Data Centre, rack up some servers, and if you run into any issues, jump on a random computer-ey chat on Discord and let them help our clients out"JollyRgrs2022-07-18 00:25:59 CDT
50220<technonerd> stop talking about my donglancehead2021-11-02 10:27:57 CDT
24720<xe0n> some people suck at asking questions <xe0n> refer to this channel <ogo> any idea how i can accurately time an animation that is being played in the browser?xe0n2021-03-23 08:43:22 CDT
50320<PublicWiFi> am I not normal?csws2021-11-03 08:27:59 CDT
50520<lancehead> I'm no hamster engineer. I have no idea how they functionthegodsquirrel2021-11-04 06:22:29 CDT
2512-3<+s-d> <p​arismillyteri> Yeah hunter knows their shit better than most of usJollyRgrs2021-03-24 23:41:09 CDT
50920<Bru^> and I can still feel the sandpaper in my assholeJollyRgrs2021-11-04 23:55:22 CDT
76720<@notgibby> un bent toJollyRgrs2022-07-26 14:12:31 CDT
7681-1quote bacon is meat candyCl0udNinja2022-08-01 15:52:49 CDT
51810<fritzwastaken> #reddit-sysadmin discovering discord idiots one day at a timeCableNinja2021-11-11 17:53:23 CST
77510<Cl0udNinja> OH SHIT YOU CAN BAN DISCORD USERS?1 <Cl0udNinja> DO MORE DO MORE!SirSceptalot2022-08-15 01:19:12 CDT
5231-1<12,99jay-ros99,99> 520? someone's been heavy on the quotessignalblue2021-11-15 22:12:51 CST
78010<PublicWifi> FITNESS ASS IN YO MOUFfritzisahippo2022-08-18 15:53:57 CDT
78110<Lancehead> fritzisahippo: damn right i have no idea what a sneaker is. i don't wear shoescsws2022-08-19 02:21:37 CDT
78410<misspwn> google deezJollyRgrs2022-08-22 09:02:25 CDT
27310<xe0n> i dunno why, but...all bon jovi songs feel like they go for 10 minutes <s-d> <b​denlinger> maybe it's because... <s-d> <b​denlinger> woooooo we're half way there <xe0n> i see what you did theregrumplestiltzkin2021-05-05 08:32:30 CDT
52910[15:42:50] <lancehead> (I have since retracted my statement; I am, in fact, a fucking idiot)teh_f4ll3n2021-11-17 09:43:57 CST
78610<csws> from Lancehead import Dickteh_f4ll3n2022-08-23 05:06:58 CDT
78810<csws> JollyRgrs, I shit into a bucket because I don't want to encourage sewage monopoliesJollyRgrs2022-08-26 10:20:51 CDT
53310SirSceptalot | regex is awesome, I hate itPublicWiFi2021-11-18 09:26:49 CST
27810<s-d> <f​elda> For Mother's Day I increased the font size on all her devices. <s-d> <f​elda> She said it was the best Mother's Day gift.<s-d> <f​elda> Also I got her some flowers and fabric for her sewing machine, but whatever ¯\(ツ)/¯grumplestiltzkin2021-05-10 09:04:00 CDT
2510<+s-d><s​unrunner20> [img url] <+s-d><s​unrunner20> My home network atm <xe0n> nice clothes hooks <xe0n> how fast are they, 100mbp? <technonerd> 10baseTxe0n2020-08-11 23:13:19 CDT
79310<Hunterkll> HOW DOES "GROUP HUG" = LETS GET NAKED NOW <Kiernian|Work> I don't know. <Hunterkll> maybe you never got invited to the orgies i guessCl0udNinja2022-08-29 00:55:20 CDT
28310<+s-d> <B​lasteh> you irc boys have that quote botJollyRgrs2021-05-14 11:11:08 CDT
28510<+s-d> <j​kdjeff> Put your dick in it <yuken> hot. <yuken> mine's a bit too small thoJollyRgrs2021-05-16 00:40:39 CDT
54110<fritzwastaken> wrong assquoteJollyRgrs2021-11-30 09:44:19 CST
7971-1<nobyk> How are you so wise in the ways of deception? <fritzistable> Ive been a table now for 2 months and no one has noticednobyk2022-09-02 16:24:37 CDT
79810<nobyk> How are you so wise in the ways of deception? <fritzistable> Ive been a table now for 2 months and no one has noticednobyk2022-09-02 16:27:47 CDT
311-1<j​english> Are chess players athletes? <JollyRgrs> NOxe0n2020-08-29 21:28:05 CDT
54310<vinrock> didnt like his raping stylesignofzeta2021-11-30 10:25:07 CST
54410<rpifan> on a personal level im opposed capitalism and profit <rpifan> but i need to eat <rpifan> and get the botoxxe0n2021-12-01 07:26:49 CST
80110<Hunterkll> then it was just some dude standing on a table banging a cow next to the road in the middle of the dayJollyRgrs2022-09-05 10:37:42 CDT
54610fritzwastaken | nah the thong is there to floss after eatingPublicWiFi2021-12-01 09:27:07 CST
80210<CableNinja> yeah dont want the dentist smelling pissy teethfritzistable2022-09-05 15:03:30 CDT
2911-2testb12021-05-19 12:08:49 CDT
3610<rpifan> the fat ugly germans, oh they are all over me <rpifan> id rather jerk off insteadxe0n2020-09-07 10:07:17 CDT
80410<PublicWifi> Jay-Ros lives at 123 fuccboi dr, hnnnnnnggggcsws2022-09-07 10:08:50 CDT
8051-1estranger | you are worse than a mongo dbPublicWifi2022-09-08 08:46:36 CDT
391-1catbeard | "what is this? a restaurant for owls?"enix2020-09-09 21:35:20 CDT
4010* notconnected ([email protected]:380) Quit (Quit: yes) <+xe0n> i hope he got the answer he was looking for <+Hunterkll> poor kids got a lot of reading to do on firewalls <+s-d> <n​ullrend> ibuprofen and aspirin for when he's done bashing head against desk <+Hunterkll> bottle of jack more likexe0n2020-09-10 00:04:07 CDT
55210iphone | if you build it, they will cumSantaWasTaken2021-12-10 11:01:40 CST
80810<Hunterkll> I'm going tuwu give uwu a cowumbian neck tie awnd skuwwfuck youw eye sockets untiw uwu'we nothing mowe than tattewed wemains of shwedded meat.Cl0udNinja2022-09-13 15:52:52 CDT
29710<s-d> <s​am.david19> (d) how BOTS are talking in hereHayden_Winters2021-05-25 00:33:54 CDT
2981-1<discord_> <o​xipital> (f) well, not if you have the strap ongrumplestiltzkin2021-05-25 15:03:10 CDT
55510<catbeard> i love a good slope that single black diamond? 2<SantaWasTaken2> is that... slang for someone? <SantaWasTaken> oh!Cl0udSanta2021-12-14 15:07:20 CST
441-4<quote>enix2020-09-14 00:23:05 CDT
81210<perdent> Hunterkll whats the CVE? <Hunterkll> perdent: cve-go-fuck-yourself you little cuntCl0udNinja2022-09-16 02:25:28 CDT
55710<sd> <e​ndermen1094> how hard is it to get into being a sysadmin coming from a game dev in high schoolvinrock2021-12-16 14:43:43 CST
81410<sd> <Jay-Ros> we fix computer systems, not idiotsCl0udNinja2022-09-16 02:31:33 CDT
30310<xe0n> can i ask a question? is it ok if i ask a question? <teh_f4ll3n> Only if you're on Discard <+sd> <a​lpha> Why only questions from Discord allowed? <Oliber> 'bofhxe0n2021-05-27 05:14:05 CDT
55910<lancehead> Just don't go looking for my school folder if you ever make it into my host somehow <lancehead> (really. it's all furry porn. all of it)csws2021-12-21 07:54:33 CST
30410<fritzwastaken> I need to stop ordering taco bell breakfast. My sauce bucket is getting fullgrumplestiltzkin2021-05-27 11:24:40 CDT
5110<Patrick> look, I'll listen to whatever you say PT lady. I just need to know I ain't gonna be fucked on the floor <Patrick> I prefer being fucked in a bedJollyRgrs2020-09-17 00:40:05 CDT
5641022:41 <+sd> <N​injaStyle> So I’m thinking we should crowdfund a movie, hear me out… JUDE LAW in Semi-erect: a Hunterkll biopic. Then the cover is Jude law as hunterkll with his face covered in blow at a strip club.mistiry2022-01-05 16:42:34 CST
82010<Nerbearr> I don't care about the CIA <Nerbearr> It's APT groups. <Nerbearr> I am using it on a burner PC <Nerbearr> You don't know me or what i doKiernian2022-09-20 04:29:56 CDT
56510<b​denlinger> Pregnancy + constipation + enemas == Good butthole viewingPublicWiFi2022-01-07 08:27:30 CST
82310* fritzistable flashes up the cheerleader table cloth to show a fleshlight crudely bolted to the undersideCl0udNinja2022-09-24 15:11:11 CDT
5610<xe0n> refer to link: https://i.imgur.com/nQhjpB1.pngxe0n2020-09-23 06:01:02 CDT
56810+sd | <H​otmess> mostly if they have brains they use pki instead of pkimistiry2022-01-11 18:18:55 CST
31310<grumplestiltzkin> being into space, youd think elongated muskrat would know the well documented tale of the battlestar gallactica <PublicWiFi> grumplestiltzkin: maybe he's a cylongrumplestiltzkin2021-06-04 08:37:21 CDT
56910<enix> I'm great at spreading ;)JollyRgrs2022-01-11 21:30:00 CST
82510<PublicWifi> I remember finding a copy of Monsters Ball on VHS at my uncle's trailer [2022.09.27.23:36:48] <PublicWifi> watched Halle get naked so many times lol [2022.09.27.23:36:50] <mistiry> PublicWifi: and fapped it to halle berry <mistiry> LOLxe0n2022-09-27 08:37:30 CDT
5810<krumelmonster> Also please remember xe0n: No Politics, No Religion. Please respect. <fritzwastaken> s?)Yea xe0n! <fritzwastaken> Follow the rules ya jerkxe0n2020-09-26 06:53:12 CDT
57010<McDonaldsWiFi> i'm a silly bitchSirSceptalot2022-01-18 09:18:10 CST
82810<mistiry> yep i was in michaelshakygator2022-09-29 12:23:24 CDT
82910<estranger> also with python if you unload a giant json file you can say "Damn I have a big dict"CableNinja2022-09-29 14:26:19 CDT
83010<PattySpooky> Lather me up daddyJollyRgrs2022-10-03 08:15:45 CDT
31910fritzwastaken | theres an entire cook book for seman CptLuxx | Hunterkll wrote it Hunterkll | whatPublicWiFi2021-06-11 08:06:04 CDT
5751-2<vinrock> | i took the past year to get over the shit relationship ive been stuck in for years <vinrock> | now im ready for some strangePublicWifi2022-01-24 11:14:37 CST
32010<oxipital> teh_f4ll3n, this is good because its pocket sized <oxipital> so i can pull it out, put it back no bs requiredJollyRgrs2021-06-11 10:53:28 CDT
57610<xe0n> s/flashlight/fleshlight <layer8> PublicWifi meant: "he cusses you the whole time cause you can't hold a fuckin fleshlight correctly" <xe0n> gotemSirSceptalot2022-01-26 08:06:00 CST
32210<H​otmess> would you honestly like the update on m4221? <a1> did he get a job? <Hotmess> short version he got premoted <gibby> promoted to customer?e12021-06-15 00:32:08 CDT
671-1a12020-10-13 09:07:16 CDT
58010<+sd> <J​et> I am abstinent <+sd> <J​et> Only care about techxe0n2022-01-31 22:06:04 CST
711-3@d1> s/OUO/YOUnobyk2020-10-15 07:53:01 CDT
32710<e1> your finger strength must be amazing <riff-IRC> oh yea <e1> hats off to your missusriff-IRC2021-06-21 20:54:57 CDT
58310<+sd> <f​elda> I've just received word that companies around the world are now changing the wording of "Family Sized" containers of food to "mistiry sized" to better reflect the sizes.mistiry2022-02-01 10:34:51 CST
7410<+s-d> <c​orona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morningxe0n2020-10-15 20:11:57 CDT
7510<+s-d> <c​orona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morningxe0n2020-10-15 20:12:28 CDT
58810<fritzwastaken> I tried securing my IP connection using the RAID VPN ShadowlegendsCl0udNinja2022-02-02 22:16:32 CST
33510<BWMerlin> !quote 32 <BWMerlin> To be honest, I sometimes think I too should be in that discordxe0n2021-06-30 18:43:47 CDT
33610jimender2> Im american. I cant spellJay-HPWebOS-Ros2021-06-30 18:46:42 CDT
5931-1<Hobadee> !quote 5pm <DoTheNeedful> Unable to locate a quote matching the search term: 5pme12022-02-03 21:24:23 CST
33810<+sd> <g​iraffe> I used dd to write zeros on those drives. Then I created a new GPT table on both of them and later, I made one NTFS volume on both of the disk. <JollyRgrs> Microsoft was pretty smart, they made it so you can install windows w/o using linuxxe0n2021-07-02 02:28:56 CDT
59510<mistiry> >BDSM Submissive Anal Holesvinrock2022-02-04 09:08:42 CST
8410<+s-d> <p​ublic static void ahendrix() {}> I disable all UWP on my domain computers. <+s-d> <p​ublic static void ahendrix() {}> When they kill win32 apps I'm gone.xe0n2020-11-03 17:46:25 CST
34010<PrincessZoey> Who wants to watch me make out with a girl? <PrincessZoey> ....fucking irccloud this wasn't the channel I was just inCableNinja2021-07-02 15:06:21 CDT
34110<teh_f4ll3n> Please wait while the update system initializes <Oliber> please blow in to this tube to authorise your pfsense <xe0n> more like suck <BWMerlin> I thought everyone loved pfsensexe0n2021-07-07 05:24:07 CDT
59910<SirSceptalot> [all in all, we here at #reddit-sysadmin would advise against taking your blow-up doll on a spacewalk]monr0e2022-02-11 06:22:02 CST
8810<+s-d> <a​bakedapplepie> xe0n all you do is quotexe0n2020-11-05 23:18:00 CST
6001-3<Hunterkll> mine can barely reatch the kitchen from here which is like a 5 second walk | <estranger> yeah my wife got a new pairSirSceptalot2022-02-11 10:19:21 CST
3451-1<+sd> <s​ea> used linux for 3 years on my desktop with 300 distros, i3wm, dwm etc., got annoying and switched to macosJollyRgrs2021-07-09 15:37:16 CDT
9010[06.11.2020.22:51:08] <StrongBad> rpifan: do you have personal goals [06.11.2020.22:51:13] <rpifan> lots of them StrongBad [06.11.2020.22:51:15] <StrongBad> like self improvement [06.11.2020.22:51:30] <StrongBad> do you think you exhibit erratic behaviorxe0n2020-11-06 06:51:44 CST
3461-1<csws> ok so I do have a discord account but I just use it for talking to people <Hunterkll> that's... what it's for..e12021-07-12 22:35:31 CDT
34710<xe0n> yeah i typically take all my messages with onlyfans these daysJollyRgrs2021-07-14 23:57:31 CDT
9210[12:09:36] <@TurkeyGibby> NO THIS IS PATRICK [12:09:44] <Patrick> NO THIS IS PATRICKb12020-11-06 12:10:39 CST
60610signofzeta | SELECT a.*, b.* FROM FritzFamily INNER JOIN 'if_you_get_my_drift'fritzwastaken2022-02-14 15:10:39 CST
9510[mistiry]: something happenedgrumplestiltzkin2020-11-09 13:52:31 CST
3531-2<JollyRgrs> how else are you and the missus gonna watch all the incestual game of thrones scenes without the kids watching if no TV in the bedroom? <+sd> <r​yalln> im in front of a scren 100% of my dady , i want one less placexe0n2021-07-21 08:59:17 CDT
61510<K​anye> I knew it was going to be one of those days | <K​anye> I felt it in the air, I felt it in the water. My arse was feeling a bit funny as wellPublicWifi2022-02-21 08:25:17 CST
1041-1<+s-d> <c​orona266> mine only has 8x8000s and another one with 8x2080Ti <+enix> miner? <+s-d> <c​orona266> no i'm of legal agexe0n2020-11-13 19:06:57 CST
36110<sd> <t​elgareith> then you try to have sex with the shift key at the login screenriff-IRC2021-07-31 02:07:16 CDT
3631-1<r​etarded discord name> you suck mint is great <MikeSpears> mint is a dumpster fire <r​etarded discord name> you kinda right thoCl0udNinja2021-08-03 15:48:54 CDT
61910<vinrock> filipinos dont eat monkeys thats fuckin gross you think we're a bunch of savages? | <vinrock> we eat dogs thankyouverymuchPublicWifi2022-02-22 10:20:55 CST
36510PublicWiFi | shit fucksfritzwastaken2021-08-04 09:39:00 CDT
11110<DeepSpaceK9> That said if I did move out of this job I wouldn't hate slipping down to a help desk role for awhile. <@TurkeyGibby> slipping?xe0n2020-11-19 00:35:58 CST
62510<Cl0udNinja> its like C, C# and python had a drunken drugfueled orgy and rust is their retarded babyriff-IRC2022-03-01 14:40:39 CST
62710<CableNinja> STOP GETTING PREGNANT <CableNinja> VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWNCARSirSceptalot2022-03-02 02:25:36 CST
37310quote PublicWiFi | THE SEAT IS WOMENfritzwastaken2021-08-09 10:18:24 CDT
63110<PrincessZoey> I'd rather a rabid bear rip my tits offCl0udNinja2022-03-04 04:44:23 CST
1201-3< xe0n> booonobyk2020-11-23 06:06:04 CST
63310<J​ay-Ros> When I was on a work trip in HK I met a girl from Manchester who seemed like she had a whole bunch of cultures in her.... at one point or anotherroot2022-03-04 06:52:23 CST
3781-1<MikeSpears> fuck pfsense... I mean the products are good, but just fuck the companyxe0n2021-08-12 08:37:29 CDT
63510<+sd> <m​itchy93> I'm the kind bullshit talkerJollyRgrs2022-03-09 15:21:39 CST
38010<+sd> <b​denlinger> I swear every executive from the 90s was on cocaine. <zetorian> Bold of you to assume it stopped in the 90s <PublicWiFi> never underestimate neckbeardsxe0n2021-08-12 08:57:07 CDT
38710rpifan | pflege means care, in the medical sense too @gibby | please pflege me xe0nmistiry2021-08-16 18:22:36 CDT
1321-3sideup662020-11-29 22:04:01 CST
64410Hunterkll | it's a blowjob machinefritzwastaken2022-03-21 19:38:28 CDT
1331-3please do the needful sirsideup662020-11-29 22:04:18 CST
38910<Hobadee> damnit - how do you add a quote?iphone2021-08-19 10:42:09 CDT
13710<+s-d> <R​hubarbBread> Do I need a router between my modem and my managed switch? It kinda dictates whether I buy a modem-only device or a modem/router combo... Home network btwJollyRgrs2020-12-02 22:54:25 CST
39310<monoxane> this is too funny but i have to go back to being a code monkey hopefully you work out how to open a new tab and type google.com some time before the inevitable heat death of the universeJollyRgrs2021-08-23 00:29:42 CDT
1401-3eeeeeeeeeeeeee https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/surrealmemes/images/b/bd/Orang.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/300/height/300?cb=20181230150131sideup662020-12-04 21:56:57 CST
1411-2estranger | NEEDS MORE KAFKAMcDonaldsWiFi2020-12-07 09:34:47 CST
40110<+sd> <P​ublicWiFi> This feels dirty.JollyRgrs2021-08-31 09:13:06 CDT
6571-1Hunterkll2022-03-30 13:45:18 CDT
40210<signalblue> can I use AD with an IP not a domain? <xe0n> what <signalblue> yeah like can I domain join a computer by using the DC's IP?xe0n2021-08-31 10:30:41 CDT
65810<PublicWiFi> i love man shitHunterkll2022-03-30 13:45:34 CDT
40310teh_f4ll3n | the fuck are you doing on hold? go to bread! xe0n | can you use AD with an IP and not a domain...as in...not specify a ad namespace? signalblue | yeah like can I domain join a computer by using the DC's IP? fritzwastaken | xe0n: GO TO BREAD! xe0n | no xe0n | LOLfritzwastaken2021-08-31 10:31:53 CDT
65910<JollyRgrs> "i was watching LTT".... and that's where i stopped caringvinrock2022-03-31 14:42:49 CDT
1501-2l8 | c|oneman meant: "$ derperderpderpderpderp derpderpderpderp"fritzwastaken2020-12-12 03:00:12 CST
40610xe0n | ive used a few, they're ccccccvdbbflinicnhnkthkkjkfcrdudjthibkiuthdcfritzwastaken2021-09-01 20:32:19 CDT
66310<PublicWiFi> estranger gimme a mold of your peen so I can finally please my wifeLancehead2022-04-06 08:39:31 CDT
15210[13.12.2020.15:46:09] <yuken> holy shit I am mentally handicappedxe0n2020-12-12 23:47:23 CST
66410[23:25:56] <fritzwastaken> Why am I so toxic...Hunterkll2022-04-06 22:26:30 CDT
6681-3<Hunterkll> daddy iws going tuwu deny uwu cummies if uwu keep thiws upCableNinja2022-04-08 02:26:15 CDT
15710[15:50:55] <+s-d> <m​4221> JollRgrs, it is so nice to see you here again. Thank you so much for all your helpful comments!mistiry_2020-12-17 15:52:15 CST
1581-1[17:30:35] <+s-d> <r​mg22893> I did a migration and went from 2018.4 straight to 2020.2.1 HF1b12020-12-17 17:47:39 CST
41410signofzeta | this just in: orgasms are pretty great. film at eleven.sintax2021-09-08 14:52:42 CDT
15910<estranger> my kidneys turned into little pebble bags <breenisgreen> your dick must look like one of those windsocks at an airport...PublicWiFi2020-12-18 09:13:59 CST
4151022:39 <Work-BWMerlin> But then I started to not have friends so there was no point in a dedicated chat client and a separate email client and Thunderbird did enough for me 22:39 <GeorgeBluff> I just figured out irc at almost 11PM 22:40 <GeorgeBluff> guess who has no friends 22:40 <gibby> cryptic1 doesn'tjimender22021-09-08 21:42:32 CDT
67210<@DrGibbysWifi> I'd throw money at your bumJollyRgrs2022-04-11 16:16:52 CDT
16210<+s-d> <J​et> everything i need to learn is on the internet pretty muchJollyRgrs2020-12-22 23:59:05 CST
67410<fritzwastaken> I fucking hate sitting there taking a shit and making eye contact with someone washing their hands throught the slot in the doorvinrock2022-04-13 09:17:53 CDT
67510PublicWiFi | im a little bit retardedsintax2022-04-13 10:06:11 CDT
67810PublicWiFi | at least my cousins are hotfritzwastaken2022-04-14 11:47:02 CDT
42310<Hunterkll> at least GCP doesn't go down like cryptic1 if you wave a quarter in his faceCl0udNinja2021-09-11 02:47:56 CDT
16810<@DoTheNeedful> Quote #166 added, check it out on https://dotheneedful.online <+s-d> <H​otmess> nice to know your saving my epic wisdom xeonxe0n2020-12-26 22:43:28 CST
68010<estranger> kafka affords me the best cock ringsteh_f4ll3n2022-04-19 10:14:26 CDT
4251-1<bloody> well by he, I mean the botint0x1C82021-09-13 15:54:08 CDT
68110<f​elda> You don't want to know how many dicks I had to tug to get that.fritzwastaken2022-04-19 12:02:17 CDT
42610<bloody> well by he, I mean the bot <bloody> s/he/it <layer8> bloody meant: "well by it, I mean tit bot"int0x1C82021-09-13 15:56:53 CDT
68210Hunterkll | ITS MY GIBBY AND I WANT IT NOW Hunterkll | 877 GIBS NOWfritzwastaken2022-04-19 12:57:30 CDT
17210[17:27:41] <corona266> more like IP on ur mum [17:27:42] <+s-d> <p​ublic static void ahendrix() {}> We all shouldcorona2662020-12-27 16:29:29 CST
4291-2quote @JollyRgrs | stop cluttering it up with poopOliber2021-09-15 09:00:19 CDT
4301-4<fritzwastaken> i am super dumb and quote everythingint0x1C82021-09-15 09:01:51 CDT
43110quote int0x1C8 | !add <fritzwastaken> i am super dumb and quote everythingfritzwastaken2021-09-15 09:02:28 CDT
68710<lancehead> Thank you SirSceptalot, but you're both wrong; I just really like penisxe0n2022-04-22 03:12:56 CDT
68810<+sd> <F​eralTerminator> So I sit down at my desk and I start to hear something I should NOT have to hear at work... 2 racoons hate fucking in the wall next to meJollyRgrs2022-04-25 08:46:01 CDT
43310<int0x1C8> if hitler had targeted furries instead of jews I'd be a neo-nazi todayiphone2021-09-15 15:14:57 CDT
68910<bomb> human milk is tastythegodsquirrel2022-04-27 06:56:14 CDT
18110<+s-d> <R​ootbear75> now i need to send you some DMs because i have questions <catbeard> gotta be on irc <+s-d> <R​ootbear75> weechat doesn't work on windows <catbeard> ssh to a server that doesxe0n2020-12-31 11:31:33 CST
69410<JollyRgrs> Joe_: yeah, i got a flow you can see, but it's on my onlyflows account, you gotta pay up to see thatlancehead2022-05-06 07:58:38 CDT
69510<bdenlinger> gave your mum the ole release pipeline last nightlancehead2022-05-06 09:18:06 CDT
1851-1<+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> rat is back <nullrend> ♪ backstreet rat is backxe0n2020-12-31 23:28:07 CST
69710<Activ8> what does smh stand for <thegodsquirrel> shakes my head <Activ8> I thought it was suck my honker <Activ8> uwuxe0n2022-05-10 06:20:29 CDT
44210<C​olour> | Their bottom line being drinking and being lazy and not learning anything new yes CptLuxx | sounds like rpifanPublicWiFi2021-09-29 10:40:58 CDT
1901-3<R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> it's not dedicated. And a 10gbps link sure as hell doesn't cost $549/mo!ekaj2021-01-05 10:43:02 CST
44610<iphone> I'm a dog-cat hybrid, my fursona is named CatDOgSpookyGibby2021-10-06 12:34:37 CDT
19110quote pcspkr | I forgot opensuse is pretty stylishcryptic12021-01-05 20:41:42 CST
4481-2<iphone> I tried to add it to my nick, but libera says that's an errogenous nickiphone2021-10-06 12:57:42 CDT
19410<+s-d> <J​oe> Anyone know what software was used for the security threat alert on the capitol PC? <+s-d> <J​oe> https://imgur.com/a/JWnoMnixe0n2021-01-07 09:42:52 CST
1951-121:13:17 <jimender2> Im going to block *.microsoft.com so that I cant get on teams :)d12021-01-07 21:14:42 CST
45410<+sd> <S​ir Sceptalot> You just don't get it jollyrgrs. You know all the smart people are on discord nowadaysJollyRgrs2021-10-14 09:06:51 CDT
71010<+sd> <Y​ukk> As it turns out - I may have hypothyroidism. Shit can lead to straight up psychosis. <xe0n> did google tell you this? <fritzwastaken> nah, his bfs dadxe0n2022-05-26 08:56:26 CDT
19910<s-d> <H​unterkll> hilariously, almost got caught with my pants downgrumplestiltzkin2021-01-13 10:25:04 CST
71410< PublicWiFi> or dong, I like that onemrghostman2022-06-06 11:49:43 CDT
71510vinrock | ive spread my ass so many times i cant countPublicWiFi2022-06-06 11:50:40 CDT
20410+d1 | sup qt3.1415fritzwastaken2021-01-18 19:03:53 CST
71810<+sd> <m​itchy93> Nah, I'm a softcock <xe0n> yeah we know, even a bike can beat you up <+sd> <m​itchy93> Bite me <PublicWiFi> lol <PublicWiFi> but xe0n is rightxe0n2022-06-13 07:38:59 CDT
20710<w​aiting for you> So I’ll probably do a diploma in system admin to see if I can get a junior role <w​aiting for you> Maybe stay there for a year and hope my php skills are enough to be a developerekaj2021-01-19 23:20:12 CST
20810[08:20:11] * d1 does a like of Red Hat [08:20:16] <+d1> mmmmmmmm [08:20:43] <mistiry> does a like? [08:20:49] <+d1> FUCJ [08:20:53] <mistiry> FUCJ? [08:20:56] * d1 logs outmistiry2021-01-21 08:21:57 CST
72110<PattyCakes> The boss routinely grabs my junkcsws2022-06-20 03:33:26 CDT
72210Hunterkll | clothes are nothing more than government oppressionlancehead2022-06-20 03:41:44 CDT
72410<+sd> <f​elda> RAID is one of my backup solutions yesJollyRgrs2022-06-20 09:46:42 CDT
21310<+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> when was NAT even implemented? I feel like it's something that was thrown in during the "oh shit fuck" phase of "we're going to run out"JollyRgrs2021-01-25 19:23:19 CST
72510fritzwastaken | My mom is having fun right now with my grandmalancehead2022-06-20 09:56:45 CDT
47010<+sd> <H​unterkll> BITCH MY WHOLE LIFE IS ONLY VALIDATED BY OLD COMPTUERSxe0n2021-10-21 00:45:00 CDT
72610<PattyBakes> PublicWiFi blood was drawn at 3:27pm (15ish ago) <PattyBakes> no results back yet <PattyBakes> testing for homosexual goblin levels <PattyBakes> sorry hemoglobin*Cl0udNinja2022-06-20 15:42:48 CDT
72810<b​denlinger> y'all really don't like going outside do you? <Hunterkll> i got a job at mcdonalds just to get out morecryptic12022-06-21 10:23:37 CDT
72910Hunterkll | bitch is plugged in and chargingfritzwastaken2022-06-21 11:32:40 CDT
21810<+s-d> <w​aiting for you> Do they even have hard drives in laptops?JollyRgrs2021-01-27 12:00:42 CST
73110<jay-ros> tfw someone finds your search results of "invisible man ejaculating"JollyRgrs2022-06-23 01:00:16 CDT
4761-1[a normal sysadmin is not immortal, only a wise reddit-sysadmin is immortal ]Activ82021-10-25 05:19:49 CDT
2211-2<v​yz> welp boys just did my first ever raid 0 on a homelab servergrumplestiltzkin2021-02-01 12:55:32 CST
47710<PublicWiFi> i feel like im not a REAL asshole, just a fake oneJollyRgrs2021-10-25 08:12:43 CDT
22410<rpifan> also i just got banned from ##techsupportxe0n2021-02-03 19:56:09 CST
73910<catbeard> also mmm love a good creampieJollyRgrs2022-06-28 21:03:41 CDT
48510[2021.10.29.01:16:08] <yuken> I think I'd qualify as a "twink" if I lowered my body fat percentage, but eh. I don't think I stand out enough to be OnlyFans worth.xe0n2021-10-28 10:16:48 CDT
74410fritzisfadeder | Should I Plan C my mother while I have c-section... lancehead | wat fritzisfadeder | wrong chatlancehead2022-07-04 08:49:51 CDT
23310< APottedPlant> yall know that feeling when you have to poo really badnobyk2021-02-25 09:16:15 CST
23510JollyRgrs> i could just sit there all day popping them in my mouth, but the salt would near put a hole in my cheekgrumplestiltzkin2021-03-01 08:34:11 CST
74710PattyCakes │ I do things that make you go "damn"fritzistable2022-07-05 17:41:21 CDT
23610<J​ay-Ros> I have some slight memories of partyingAPottedPlant2021-03-04 00:05:20 CST
74810fritzistable │ each one is minted with a Certificate of authenticity that includes what was eaten that day, so you can verify the fartsumfritzistable2022-07-07 08:57:06 CDT
23710[19:56:56] <+s-d> <s​ticks> Really, you need to say that I am I typeing here? I'm using vim to type it out lmaomistiry2021-03-05 19:59:06 CST
4941-204:39:11 PM <HurdyGurdyBurdy> good thing about puking <HurdyGurdyBurdy> you can eat it again <CptLuxx> ... are you a dog?CptLuxx2021-10-30 18:44:26 CDT
75110nun ([email protected]) has joinedenix2022-07-13 21:03:15 CDT
75210xe0n │ sweet! so word of advice,whatever you did at the previous jobs... don't do it at this one lol!fritzistable2022-07-15 05:12:22 CDT
75310SirSceptalot> oh no <SirSceptalot> I just did an old person double click <SirSceptalot> I knew this day would come, but not nowvinrock2022-07-15 08:02:34 CDT
49810<teh_f4ll3n> you gonna lick it while it's on? :D <PublicWiFi> ill lick you senpaiSirSceptalot2021-11-02 07:49:43 CDT
24310<b​denlinger> I mean, exposing 3389 to the internet isn't the dumbest thing... I've seen today.grumplestiltzkin2021-03-12 09:03:52 CST
49910<csws> my place was in the resources industry so they treated us like we drink into gold plated urinalsxe0n2021-11-02 08:56:23 CDT
75510<rpifan> im much more willing to try random stuff <rpifan> shoved in my faceteh_f4ll3n2022-07-15 11:58:37 CDT
75610<CoJaBo> Apparently, we've turned everyone's hamsters PortugueseSirSceptalot2022-07-16 05:16:35 CDT
75810+sd | <R​oadcrosser> I swear my actual sysadmin stuff is not this jank +sd | <R​oadcrosser> which reminds me I should add backups on my servers already +sd | <R​oadcrosser> I keep putting it offekaj2022-07-18 00:48:05 CDT
50410<hunterkll> and i'm not afraid to get it wetJay-Ros-NotAPie2021-11-03 23:56:38 CDT
25010<+s-d> <E​nergy Drink Girl> how do you simulate a ddos on a local web server on nginx <E​nergy Drink Girl> well my website is suffering from a layer 7 ddos attack, I'm trying to replicate the attack with my new nnginx configuration <+s-d> <E​nergy Drink Girl> i tried ddosim but im getting errorsxe0n2021-03-24 23:39:53 CDT
50610<estranger> I'm not only the master of Kafka, also the master of what goes in my mouthteh_f4ll3n2021-11-04 06:37:53 CDT
76210<felda> cryptic1's mom is quite nice. <PublicWiFi> nice in the sack <PublicWiFi> AMIRITE <shakygator> its been almost 6 years so im winningsignofzeta2022-07-20 15:22:58 CDT
25210JollyRgrs 2) hot sex beats a stella on a hot dayjimender22021-04-01 20:06:00 CDT
25310<enix> No other game will you have someone run up to you, naked, carrying a spear, screaming "let me sniff your dick"JollyRgrs2021-04-03 01:40:29 CDT
51010<+sd_> <f​elda> Does anyone here happen to know how much it costs to get tested for autism as an adult?xe0n2021-11-05 09:36:41 CDT
76610<+sd> <b​denlinger> Got like 6 inches overnightteh_f4ll3n2022-07-26 06:54:17 CDT
51110<sd_> <K​hroners> Well, i wanted to try out Intune. 2hours with errors. I love Intune !Cl0udNinja2021-11-06 15:28:19 CDT
51300* giveshead is now known as lancehead <xe0n> you give head? confirmed. <lancehead> I do! Want some?xe0n2021-11-08 07:32:00 CST
25800<technonerd> i wish i had a hydraulic press so i could do my wheel bearings <+s-d> <c​rit> i wish i had a hydraulic press so I can finally get some good CBTxe0n2021-04-13 19:57:15 CDT
77000<PublicWifi> ya boi gonna shit himself today fellasfritzistable2022-08-08 12:14:45 CDT
51500<+sd> <H​otmess> its full of those monsters you see on navel chartsJollyRgrs2021-11-09 09:19:25 CST
77100<PublicWifi> well I'm 1 for 1 on touching and liking dicksteh_f4ll3n2022-08-09 09:52:57 CDT
51600'internal, external, doesnt matter' mistiryTelgareith2021-11-09 09:55:50 CST
51700<Telgareith> so I don't need to embarrass myself againthegodsquirrel2021-11-09 09:59:14 CST
77400<ekaj> cryptic1: i just submitted a bug report bitch i am working <cryptic1> well yeah you aren't using the product correctly <ekaj> i have never said i was good at IT <ekaj> just that I work in itxe0n2022-08-11 23:03:43 CDT
51900<vinrock> my moms cook is a fuckin beastCptLuxx2021-11-12 14:30:17 CST
52000<+fritzwastaken> i have a 2.5 package, is that ok?JollyRgrs2021-11-12 18:41:02 CST
52100<vinrock> and if all else fails, get yaself a hot air station and a t203 chip writer <PublicWiFi> teh_f4ll3n can supply you with infinite hot air from his headSirSceptalot2021-11-15 08:15:01 CST
2660018:23 < SAGC> !up 160IRChickenLitToll2021-04-26 17:25:52 CDT
5220-2<Lancehead> wowawiewow, king in the castle, king in the castle, I have a VLANlancehead2021-11-15 08:53:05 CST
77800<Hunterkll> DrZak: I NEED TO CHECK INSIDE YOUR ASSHOLESirSweatsalot2022-08-17 01:47:42 CDT
2670-3/quit hacked lelIRChickenLitToll2021-04-26 23:08:39 CDT
77900<+sd> <D​edsec> am i talking to humans or bots ? <fritzisahippo> bots mainlyxe0n2022-08-17 05:27:52 CDT
26800<xe0n> dude its dollar store discord <voice> its discord without the spyware <JollyRgrs> i think the main diff between matrix and discord is that discord logs to China nad matrix logs to Russiaxe0n2021-04-27 09:31:52 CDT
26900Endermen1094[m] | <s-d "<J4Y> For $50 you can clean that"> Sounds a little siscatbeard2021-04-27 18:34:42 CDT
27000<oxipital> she's chinese, so i hate to say anything but.. <oxipital> i'm pretty sure she learned this practice the hard way at a foxconn plantxe0n2021-05-04 09:15:05 CDT
52700<lancehead> I did not know that was a spaceballs line | <lancehead> Never watched itJollyRgrs2021-11-16 08:05:33 CST
53100<+fritzwastaken> my massages just got like 60% more expensive <+fritzwastaken> and 300% more riskycsws2021-11-17 23:06:52 CST
78700<PublicWiFi> I love a stick lolJollyRgrs2022-08-25 08:36:58 CDT
78900JollyRgrs | teh_f4ll3n: a 19 is when you try to 69 with a dead person?mistiry2022-08-26 10:29:03 CDT
53400spiderman | ballmer seems to have quite a bit of money spiderman | never heard of him beforemistiry2021-11-18 10:40:59 CST
79000hunterkll2022-08-27 00:00:50 CDT
53500<Hunterkll> so that won't exactly work <sd> <J​4Y> @Hunterkll you're not rsyncing hard enoughSirSceptalot2021-11-18 23:44:28 CST
79100<sd> <n​olove> whats with all the bot spam?hunterkll2022-08-27 00:00:53 CDT
28100kindlehl | anyone want to butt-chug some brewskies?APottedPlant2021-05-13 11:16:03 CDT
2820-1<kindlehl> they eat my petuniasgrumplestiltzkin2021-05-13 12:00:02 CDT
53800<rpifan> in the end youll be old and tired and no one is gonna care about how much you worked for a companySirSceptalot2021-11-23 03:53:54 CST
79400<Hunterkll> they wanted raw as fuck thrustfritzisahippo2022-08-29 08:08:24 CDT
79500<bdenlinger> Lol Bionic Beaver sounds like some kind of AI powered sex dollcsws2022-08-30 11:34:19 CDT
2840-2grupmlestiltzkinkindlehl2021-05-14 11:32:33 CDT
79600<PublicWifi> i have a few memories of when I was 3, included shitting my pants | <PublicWifi> I remember the weight of my turd lolJollyRgrs2022-09-02 08:39:55 CDT
290-3<PublicWiFi> unless.... this goes to the groundfritzwastaken2020-08-13 20:46:26 CDT
3000<SysAdminGoneCraZ> I have an appointment soon to go to the BodPod to find out just how fat I am lol <j​english> Do they have a DadBodPod?xe0n2020-08-29 21:25:15 CDT
79900<fritzistable> You aint lives if you aint yiffedHunterkll2022-09-03 06:02:23 CDT
80000<fritzistable> This is a quoteworth line of text that does not involve yiffing. Thank you for your time.fritzistable2022-09-03 10:18:05 CDT
54500<vinrock> AZURE IS DOWN!lancehead2021-12-01 09:12:22 CST
54700<+sd> <N​injaStyle> So I do a new client almost weeklyJollyRgrs2021-12-02 00:35:21 CST
80300<+sd> <Phorcys> what a shame dude I love thai strippers too <fritzistable> something about his elbowJollyRgrs2022-09-07 09:58:50 CDT
29200<seednode> The only lusers are the ones who sit on IRC all day smh <catbeard> that's right! <catbeard> wait a minutexe0n2021-05-20 22:47:10 CDT
55000»» You are now known as GibbyWifi <SantaGibby> o_O <GibbyWifi> this is going to confuse the shit out of ppl later {some hours later} <yuken> GibbyWifi, bottling cider today-tomorrow probably. pog. <yuken> but I don't wanna wait 30 whole daaaays. <SirSantalot> who the hell is GibbyWifi? <yuken> oh <yuken> that's not GibbyWifi. <yuken> that's not gibby. <SirSantalot> lovechild of SantaGibby and SantasWiFi? <GibbyWifi> goteh_f4ll3n2021-12-10 04:22:30 CST
5510-1teh_f4ll3n> t 'em!SirSantalot2021-12-10 04:23:18 CST
29600<b​loody> (d) Someone please add that as a quoteenix2021-05-25 00:32:42 CDT
80900<muppet_> FUCKING HOBBIT I KNEW ITfritzistable2022-09-14 14:47:02 CDT
5540-1<vinrock> i thought about bleaching my asshole onceint0x1C82021-12-10 15:12:04 CST
2990-2<discord_> <j​kdjeff> (d) I love discordgrumplestiltzkin2021-05-26 10:18:35 CDT
55600<G​ene> Why are incels similar Microsoft excel? <G​ene> Because they think everything is a date.int0x1C82021-12-15 15:16:05 CST
8130-1my-cock-is-bigger-than-ursperdent2022-09-16 02:25:53 CDT
56000<lancehead> GOD I LIKE COCKteh_f4ll3n2021-12-21 08:18:47 CST
81600<Work-BWMerlin> It is okay, they will find the Discord soon enough and be amongst their own kind <Hunterkll> So why haven't you moved there yet?xe0n2022-09-19 00:33:46 CDT
8170-1<Jay-Ros> makes the ladies say "ohm"fritzistable2022-09-19 08:10:43 CDT
3060-1<iphone> ipv6 rollout is as fast as a snailriff-IRC2021-05-28 15:29:23 CDT
81800<estranger> [DaddyWiFi] idle 93:16:43 <-- lol, welcome to newbaby dadlifeJollyRgrs2022-09-19 10:27:55 CDT
81900<Nerbearr> no, i have been around devs at many companiesKiernian2022-09-20 04:25:30 CDT
3090-1<teh_f4ll3n> what should I have for dinner? <int0x1C8> teh_f4ll3n, filet mignon <teh_f4ll3n> tired of beef <grumplestiltzkin> teh_f4ll3n, tired of beef? wtf? some kind of communist vegan?grumplestiltzkin2021-06-01 12:05:15 CDT
5500<rpifan> you are just jealous you dont get money for nothingxe0n2020-09-23 05:33:55 CDT
5700<+s-d> <R​yu> feels like to me, people can't let go of ircxe0n2020-09-26 03:49:40 CDT
3140-3<telgareith> its a mess and IANALNROL-392021-06-07 00:35:50 CDT
5710013:29:29 <Disconnect> Nowhere in the decades-old contract for `usps.com` does it mention "And support massive HIPPA-protected ordering of medical supplies. (As needed.)" So everything from contracts to culture is going to silo the crap out of that. (The only person lower than a fed contractor is a newer fed contractor. Or a subcontractor.)DrGibby2022-01-18 13:32:20 CST
600-2rpifan | id be so happy if i were 6 foot tallfritzwastaken2020-09-28 13:30:04 CDT
57200<+sd> <C​olour> I am a dumb facexe0n2022-01-19 07:21:18 CST
57700<+sd> <b​denlinger> Like wtf it's just hanging there. It's be like 12 inches from my headJollyRgrs2022-01-26 21:52:30 CST
58400<J​ay-Ros> yeah a $5 adapter is gonna flop about like one of the girls in the dark parts of the club you find at the end of the nightSlaveGeek3342692022-02-01 16:48:07 CST
5850-2<u​norganized account> i should send what my at home cluster looks <J​ay-Ros> is it a hotbed for rat orgies?Azem2022-02-01 16:48:50 CST
33000<catbeard> hi misspwn_ :3 <JollyRgrs> catbeard: srsly, you simp so hard, you're stronger than diamond handsxe0n2021-06-24 21:32:19 CDT
58900<epony> I like my women to have monthly maintenance, weekly is a bit dramatic. <Molnija> ah yes, sexism. <Hunterkll> Molnija: to be fair, I like my guys the same way.....xe0n2022-02-03 01:35:14 CST
7900<PublicWiFi> FLOOD * PublicWiFi was kicked by d1 (no u) <xe0n> rektxe0n2020-10-26 21:29:59 CDT
59100<PattyCakes> yea, don't fuck with our assesSirSceptalot2022-02-03 07:50:31 CST
59200<+sd> <M​itchy93> Tickets are life <+sd> <M​itchy93> Proves to the business you are worthyxe0n2022-02-03 17:27:48 CST
8100<+s-d> <m​4221> DrZak, you appear to be new here. Who the fuck are you? <xe0n> m4221: you're not allowed to ask those sorts of questions while you're on discord. <m4221> DrZak, I ask again, but on IRC this time <m4221> DrZak, who are you?xe0n2020-10-30 00:54:09 CDT
33700quote <jimender2> Lol. This came up in my suggestions on youtube. <jimender2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPWxcTOJfR0 <jimender2> Reminds me of discord usersgibby2021-06-30 19:26:40 CDT
59400<Hunterkll> i dunno, all the balls i've delt with move prety quick ;)JollyRgrs2022-02-04 01:50:50 CST
34200<+sd> <(​dm only if prod isn’t working)c> Mike, can you get me a 2080 for 650usd? <MikeSpears> Doubtful <+sd> <(​dm only if prod isn’t working)c> I will personally suck you off if you get me one for 650 or around 700xe0n2021-07-07 18:10:31 CDT
59800xe0n | he lives in his parents pineapple under the seafritzwastaken2022-02-09 08:35:22 CST
34300<PublicWiFi> she'll send me pictures during breakfast sometimes just to disappoint me <oxipital> is she hawt? <mistiry> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8MyoYZvgjk <mistiry> oxipital: ^xe0n2021-07-08 08:41:59 CDT
60100<nx032> is there a channel history command for this server or no? <teh_f4ll3n> not since the last incident around a primary schoolzetorian2022-02-11 13:20:24 CST
60200<sd> <Y​ukk> @Hotness Getting close, didn't need a mallet to take it out this time.Hunterkll2022-02-11 21:56:24 CST
3490-2iphone2021-07-16 08:59:03 CDT
9400<Patrick> oooooo I love the dxe0n2020-11-07 05:06:32 CST
960-3[14:01] <Patrick> something something Patrickgrumplestiltzkin2020-11-09 14:01:42 CST
35200<teh_f4ll3n> I wonder if Amazon sell gold Hamachi cables <crustacean> But what the heck is hamachi cable? <xe0n> vibrator power supply <teh_f4ll3n> That's Hitachi, xe0n. You uncultured swine <crustacean> teh_f4ll3n: Hitachi Magic Wand (trademark)xe0n2021-07-19 05:15:07 CDT
6100-2+sd | <P​hasey> congratulate me guys I am on my 8th fap since waking up 2 hours ago 😄fritzwastaken2022-02-16 09:50:47 CST
35500<+sd> <N​yx> what would you do if reptilians were actually running the government? <a1> you are what is wrong with the world <ravioli> rektxe0n2021-07-23 21:30:34 CDT
35600<vinrock> there wa sa scotsman at the bar last night and i realized that the way i differentiate a scottish accent is by imaginging the person yelling 'FREEEEEDOOMMMMMM' <vinrock> if it sounds like braveheart in my head i assume hes a scotsman and its proven to be somewhat accurateJollyRgrs2021-07-26 10:31:08 CDT
3570-4Atin Ang Mundoriff-IRC2021-07-29 22:22:01 CDT
10200<DeepSpaceK9> Tech Support started my path to hating Apple <xe0n> you're still in tech support <DeepSpaceK9> I'll always be in tech support. But the actual tech support title is where it started.xe0n2020-11-13 02:14:44 CST
35900<fritzwastaken> JollyRgrs: Penises are like monitors, once you have 2, you never go back to 1\ <@JollyRgrs> speaking from experience?JollyRgrs2021-07-29 22:25:40 CDT
1050-1<DeepSpaceK9> Aside from the squirrely updates and MS being dumb with the UI, I think the only legitimate problem I've had with W10 is the amount of data it phones home with by default.xe0n2020-11-13 22:29:32 CST
61800Baltimore accent test: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2udcvuTpxdgSirSceptalot2022-02-22 10:00:17 CST
10700<xe0n> yuken gets his first job at a pizza shop > asks for 401k <yuken> xe0n, gotta invest early ya dumbass. <yuken> I want to be retired in my 40s.xe0n2020-11-15 22:44:42 CST
36400<+sd> <p​ublic static void ahendrix() {}> Were the positions reversed, any of our Discord users would be happy to help. <+sd> <p​ublic static void ahendrix() {}> *except* maybe Hotmess. <+sd> <p​ublic static void ahendrix() {}> He can get pretty flameyxe0n2021-08-03 23:54:18 CDT
36700<technonerd> touch me <technonerd> then just fsck me <technonerd> so i can repair filesystum <+xe0n> satisfaction...xe0n2021-08-05 00:04:39 CDT
62400PublicWifi | dont assume im going in bare handed lolfritzwastaken2022-03-01 10:48:56 CST
11300<+s-d> <H​unterkll> @Vegan Overlord and i hate using the fucking' discord client <+s-d> <x​e0n> sucks fucking ballz <+s-d> <V​egan Overlord> Dude IRC is shit tooxe0n2020-11-20 07:28:01 CST
36900+sd | <n​emisys> buttholes say "fuck you, taste me?"fritzwastaken2021-08-05 12:21:12 CDT
11400<+s-d> <V​egan Overlord> IRC was like back in the day 1.6 cs was a thing lolxe0n2020-11-20 07:28:45 CST
37000<+xe0n> LOL you haven't poked me, you're a discord turd, i laughed lolJollyRgrs2021-08-06 18:51:29 CDT
62600<mistiry> who brags about uptime in 2022? <cryptic1> ugh god <cryptic1> is someone doing that again? <cryptic1> please noriff-IRC2022-03-01 14:43:58 CST
3710-1<fritzwastaken> I tried once <fritzwastaken> fucking PublicWifi <PublicWiFi> I am married afterallteh_f4ll3n2021-08-09 08:59:28 CDT
62900<PattyCakes> love me some 5 guysJollyRgrs2022-03-03 16:12:20 CST
11800<+s-d> <h​00t> any elite pen testers want to talk? <a1> what u need i'm pretty good at googlexe0n2020-11-21 22:21:52 CST
63200<Hunterkll> it needed a serious lube job :Dteh_f4ll3n2022-03-04 06:04:21 CST
3770-3<+sd> <N​yx> Are any of the netgate devices worth it? <xe0n> !quote great <PublicWiFi> ask MikeSpears <+sd> <N​yx> yupxe0n2021-08-12 08:37:08 CDT
63600<PubicWifi> me and the wife learned that my dog loves cum rags lolmonr0e2022-03-11 08:42:20 CST
38300<+sd> <S​ir Sceptalot> what's up with that quoting business? <+sd> <S​ir Sceptalot> remember, I'm on discord so use simple language please <teh_f4ll3n> basically, sucks to be on Discordxe0n2021-08-13 07:26:04 CDT
63900quote <Activ8> /msg NickServ identify [email protected]#m8EwVTc$FTR#%#ETxYE^Vpz3nN2ZbTX2LX%%gsxnqtno3T*pmZJ7wqCUc2H!tW6BHPSxZG%ThK3V^v4XVr!M57Xepq%6Xug9WRA*eionWGUHFqWQAm7q$JD2monr0e2022-03-12 12:53:06 CST
38500<+sd> <H​unterkll> or just learn how to shoot because combat is often not in automatic <+sd> <Y​ukk> hey, I can shoot. <technonerd> just like sex blow your load in 5 secs <+sd> <Y​ukk> techonerd, I don't do the sex. <+sd> <Y​ukk> so can't relate.xe0n2021-08-15 01:09:01 CDT
64100* cryptic1 ([email protected]/cryptic1) has joined <fritzwastaken> shit <fritzwastaken> back to workSirSceptalot2022-03-17 09:11:24 CDT
64200fritzwastaken | jeez PublicWifi, you dont like Milk or buttholes, what do you like?PublicWifi2022-03-17 10:31:14 CDT
1340-5<m​4221> cryptic1, MongoDB ran faster by caching indexes in memory. (edited)grumplestiltzkin2020-11-30 13:36:58 CST
39100<Hunterkll> isnt sccm already fully supported on 2022? <xe0n> yeah maybe one day <jimender2> SCCM is the software center icon right? <Hunterkll> .... yea, we'll go with th at <xe0n> lolllxe0n2021-08-20 06:00:38 CDT
13600<+s-d> <c​orona266> i liked touching myself to anime girls on the internet <jay-ros> we know <+s-d> <c​orona266> had to learn how to run anti-malware and now we're herexe0n2020-12-02 20:45:05 CST
3920021:03 <mistiry> jimender2: nobody quotes on-topic chat, that'd be boring afjimender22021-08-21 20:03:35 CDT
6480-1<vinrock> GIBBY WILL BREAK YOU <*> DrGibbysWifi has kicked signalblue from #reddig-sysadmin (no)monr0e2022-03-24 14:22:41 CDT
64900<+sd> <f​elda> I've been raw dogging life for 30 yearsthegodsquirrel2022-03-25 09:12:10 CDT
39400fritzwastaken | 10$ I get laid off tomorrowfritzwastaken2021-08-24 00:23:25 CDT
39500oxipital | but future john toner had a response, he sent kyle roller-grease back to protect his motherfritzwastaken22021-08-24 10:21:40 CDT
6510-2>sd><g​eneraal eric™> OwO <sd><g​eneraal eric™> whats this <sd><m​itchy93> Monroe wanking over my feetmonr0e2022-03-29 06:33:47 CDT
1430-5<Steeve> broNROL-392020-12-07 12:23:47 CST
3990-3+sd | <r​yalln> also bois, HIP THRUST FOR THE LADIES <PublicWiFi> | hell I thought about doing them and getting that disney mom ass +sd | <r​yalln> somone turn that into a quotePublicWiFi2021-08-30 08:27:36 CDT
1450-3<H​otmess> whats up with hyper-v?grumplestiltzkin2020-12-09 11:05:08 CST
66000SirSceptalot> so you can get a bj as long as you don't touch her back?SlaveGeek3342692022-04-04 07:06:22 CDT
66200<PublicWiFi> I had a obese dude get mad at me and take a mean poop in teh bathroomSirClicksalot2022-04-06 08:31:16 CDT
66500cryptic1 | D:fritzwastaken2022-04-06 22:27:28 CDT
4100-1quotedragonfleas2021-09-03 20:46:32 CDT
41100layer8 | yuken meant: "Hunterkll suck a dick yet sadly suck a dick yet sadlylegall suck a dick yet sadlycan't."fritzwastaken2021-09-03 23:39:31 CDT
66900<Hunterkll> DONUT FUCKING, LEMON STEALING WHORESSirSceptalot2022-04-08 02:30:19 CDT
4160022:44 <Work-BWMerlin> I am worried there is a disproportionate number of quotes that involve mejimender22021-09-08 21:44:59 CDT
41700<cryptic1> !quote 375 <+sd> <A​da> i always used to get a strange kick out of clicking on those and pressing no on all the questions <+sd> <A​da> they still let you sign up if you're an underage gossiper with stds who hates quick sexxe0n2021-09-09 18:36:14 CDT
41900<JollyRgrs> if you are getting Kellog's Boot Loops, I hope it at least comes with a toy in the boxsignofzeta2021-09-09 20:38:05 CDT
67600<yuken> JollyRgrs, I didn't get that part because I'm stupid.JollyRgrs2022-04-14 08:05:07 CDT
16500<+s-d> <H​otmess> ` winget search wsl <+s-d> <H​otmess> Fedora Remix for WSL whitewaterfoundry.fedora-remix-for-wsl 31.5.0.0 Tag: wsl <JollyRgrs> r-r-r-r-r-REMIX!xe0n2020-12-26 22:41:38 CST
42100<J​ay-Ros> because 'old money trust child' would be sweetSlaveGeek3342692021-09-09 22:02:43 CDT
67700<yuken> | PublicWiFi, how do I stop shaking in my chair with anxiety? I've got a flight on the 16th for a date. <JollyRgrs> | yuken: excited to see your first penis from the internet IRL?Hunterkll2022-04-14 08:06:53 CDT
1660-2<+s-d> <H​otmess> i mean you have to setup WinRM properly <+s-d> <H​otmess> but its a superior framework for remoting, re enterprise securityxe0n2020-12-26 22:42:07 CST
42400<Wnt a new job!> Since married my net work has gone up like 500%sintax2021-09-13 10:46:07 CDT
68300PublicWiFi | ive offically chosen my path fritzwastaken lolfritzwastaken2022-04-20 14:38:13 CDT
4280-2quote Activ8 | Tiny PublicWiFifritzwastaken2021-09-15 08:58:34 CDT
68600<sd> <Y​ukk> int0x1C8, you can shove anything in there that fits, lol. So long as it doesn't cause a safety hazard.SirSceptalot2022-04-21 23:51:15 CDT
43400<mistiry> if it wasnt for here, i would never have learned that raid is best backupJollyRgrs2021-09-15 20:22:09 CDT
6900-4<Lancehead> nice : P I work at a very open office next to a major walking route so I just use weechat in WSCl0udNinja2022-04-27 14:32:31 CDT
18000<+s-d> <H​otmess> day drinking party in sysadmin voice chat <+s-d> <H​otmess> everyone welcome you beutiful ppl <+s-d> <m​4221> It is a gay old time in here.xe0n2020-12-31 11:10:43 CST
69300<teh_f4ll3n> I have plenty on my phone which I use to tease my momJollyRgrs2022-05-06 07:19:10 CDT
1830-1<m​4221> mistiry, your ignorance of the English language in PublicWiFi's case is quite apparent. Your stupidity and arrogance is apparent too.ekaj2020-12-31 20:28:36 CST
44500<yuken> Hunterkll, I might drive to Utah & California in the next few months. Anything I should do on my way there? <yuken> xe0n, it's for gay sex, obviously.xe0n2021-10-05 22:56:27 CDT
70300< Kiernian|Work > shouldn't it be "trains of thought"? < sd > <v​oyager2cheesesticks> Well, for @Mitchy93 it would be a "bumpy topless land rover of thought"fritzwastaken2022-05-15 00:43:18 CDT
70400PattyCakes | I enjoy MacOS because I'm apparently a simpPublicWiFi2022-05-18 13:05:41 CDT
70700<vinrock> how on earf did you not know about meatspin <vinrock> that shits old af <fritzwastaken> Oh I have the high scoreteh_f4ll3n2022-05-23 13:37:58 CDT
1960-1<xe0n> @Rat: so if your school principle asks you to attend a forum of like minded students who are interested in computers, are you going to ask for the url? <+s-d> <R​at - Comptia ServerMonke+> yes, because if my school principle referred to a meeting as a forum it would give the automatic impression that he is referring to an online forum xe0n <+Hunterkll> must be somexe0n2021-01-11 19:42:36 CST
70800thegodsquirrel | Still like dick after a power napfritzwastaken2022-05-24 13:42:51 CDT
19700<+s-d> <H​otmess> anyone know if there is central list for windows registry keysJollyRgrs2021-01-12 08:24:42 CST
70900int0x1C8: "whoever told you dogs shouldn't take LSD clearly was not a dog on LSD"signofzeta2022-05-24 15:03:00 CDT
71100<sd> <X​eLaD> and these guys are fuckingint0x1C82022-05-31 09:50:53 CDT
71200<+sd> <m​itchy93> I'm going to milk this anyway, I can't work one handed on a keyboardteh_f4ll3n2022-06-03 05:40:29 CDT
20100<+s-d> <p​yathalon> xhamster seemed to have a purge too, a lot of my bookmarks disappeared <+s-d> <p​yathalon> or rather greyed-outxe0n2021-01-13 21:45:22 CST
4580-1<Hunterkll> and, well, if you're using a non-UEFI system..... something's gone horribly wrongriff-IRC2021-10-18 05:25:49 CDT
20300<+s-d> <2​077> who do you get openstack support from <+s-d> <d​ismal_scientist> I don’t think we do <+s-d> <2​077> stunning and bravexe0n2021-01-14 07:48:04 CST
71700PattyCakes | anyone else routinely sneeze and accidentally shit yourself?PublicWiFi2022-06-10 10:08:41 CDT
4620-5< dragonfleas> ███████████████████████████████ < dragonfleas> ████╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬████ < dragonfleas> ██╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬██ < dragonfleas>m42212021-10-18 22:52:59 CDT
71900<PublicWifi> !quote pudding <DoTheNeedful> Unable to locate a quote matching the search term: pudding <PublicWifi> disappointmonr0e2022-06-13 11:33:25 CDT
46400<mistiry> will you please learn to shitpostJollyRgrs2021-10-19 21:21:02 CDT
72000* | PublicWiFi MAKES GOAT NOISESfritzwastaken2022-06-13 13:21:41 CDT
2090-1<yuken> aaa, I might buy a PinePhone <yuken> $199 for the 3GB model, even has a Debian logo!xe0n2021-01-22 01:23:13 CST
46600<+sd> <g​iraffe> do sysadmins spend their time on IRC all day long? 😐 <+sd> <g​iraffe> also why using irc over discordxe0n2021-10-20 08:25:33 CDT
21100<+s-d> <w​aiting for you> Does anyone like the clothing brand called coochee? <derpadmin> isn't coochee a vag in some languagexe0n2021-01-24 21:05:35 CST
72300<PattyCakes> cryptic1 get back to working on my momJollyRgrs2022-06-20 09:27:41 CDT
4680-1<spiderman> well terrorism is technically an act of godsignalblue2021-10-20 20:06:09 CDT
72700<Hunterkll> i got a job at mcdonalds just to get out morecryptic12022-06-21 10:22:33 CDT
73000fritzwastokin | Hmmm, constant access to really good weeb?fritzwastokin2022-06-22 06:08:08 CDT
22000<jimender2> HTML needs to die <xe0n> or you just learn it ;x <jimender2> drag and drop html is so much betterxe0n2021-01-31 19:42:12 CST
73300<Hunterkll> HA means different things for different scopes <xe0n> like for instance, i was pretty high and available last nightSirSceptalot2022-06-24 08:00:56 CDT
73400PublicWiFi | I AM MOIST FOR YOUfritzwastaken2022-06-24 08:51:36 CDT
2230-4<enix> It was a road I was getting trained up to go down, and it's a really interesting side of the industrygrumplestiltzkin2021-02-02 17:09:01 CST
47900<+sd> <s​ysadmin> NAT is the best firewallJollyRgrs2021-10-26 18:00:17 CDT
48100<haise01> !quote <+sd> <C​olour> Haha love the cli is a waste of time one <+sd> <s​ysadmin> CLI is a waste of time <+sd> <s​ysadmin> And I been in the field for a decadexe0n2021-10-27 06:51:04 CDT
73700lancehead ([email protected]/lancehead) has quit (Quit: and remember kids, single mothers under 35 count as "crazy" for the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule)fritzwastaken2022-06-27 09:57:46 CDT
73800misspwn | and i just takecare of stuff through the backendfritzislearning2022-06-27 21:53:27 CDT
22700Jaelae> it was the only one i could find that would fit my skinny spotgrumplestiltzkin2021-02-05 12:28:51 CST
48300<signalblue> why is IIS shit <signalblue> oh wait IIS is not shit <signalblue> my firewall is not setup correctlyxe0n2021-10-27 17:21:54 CDT
22800<+s-d> <n​ullrend> to be fair most of the time if you don't see the GUI on a Windows install it usually means there's something wrong <+Hunterkll> @nullrend .... what? that means someone did it *right*xe0n2021-02-09 03:50:43 CST
74000PublicWiFi │ its kinda short atm actually PublicWiFi │ :(fritziswaving2022-06-30 16:02:46 CDT
7430-1SirSceptalot │ I dunno, I'll see it when it gets here. It supposedly has a flashlite and little knife or somethingfritzisfadeder2022-07-04 08:15:55 CDT
23200CheckYourSix> Are there publicly searchable logs for this channel on the internet?jimender22021-02-23 19:06:46 CST
4900-1+sd <sysadmin> Hobadee_: As of 2005, the term FSMO has been deprecated in favour of operations masters Hobadee_ (irc): s​ysadmin, OMFG! Can people stop renaming everything!? I have a hard enough time remembering all the damn terms as it is!signalblue2021-10-29 13:29:52 CDT
4920-1<CptLuxx> good thing about pukingHurdyGurdyBurdy2021-10-30 18:41:37 CDT
4960-1<+sd> <L​ancehead> Also, @ SirSceptalot, can you mail me a large sheet metal penis? For wall decoration?csws2021-11-02 04:07:22 CDT
24100<+s-d_> <j​kdjeff> I love yubikeys but people lose them at a ridiculous rate <+Hunterkll> i've yet to lose one, myself <+s-d_> <j​kdjeff> well, we've established that you're perfect in every way, soxe0n2021-03-11 23:37:30 CST
24400<SAGC> Never fucking again though.NROL-392021-03-15 17:08:21 CDT
2450-3<hackerman1337-xo> Tom Anderson you can print up t-shirts "I visited $OrgName and all I got was this lousy brand" 11:03 AM or "$OrgName has a serious *branding* problem"jimender22021-03-17 10:07:31 CDT
2460-1<polar_> disregard phone, acquire tendiesgrumplestiltzkin2021-03-17 10:12:46 CDT
75900PublicWiFi │ how does the poo particles not fly around on your balls/taint/butt cheeksfritzistable2022-07-18 09:48:28 CDT
76000Hunterkll2022-07-19 16:04:26 CDT
2490021:10:34 <+s-d> <H​otmess> huh guess i was wrong. last i heard the secret service were after them for creating their own currecnyd12021-03-24 21:15:34 CDT
76100<Arlion> if i could stick my nose higher farther up your butthole, i would.Hunterkll2022-07-19 16:04:37 CDT
5070-5<xe0n> okay im outSirSceptalot2021-11-04 09:14:35 CDT
76400<Arlion> i love dutch ovensvinrock2022-07-22 13:48:05 CDT
76500<JollyRgrs> i want her to dip her toes in hummus and then lick her fingers that are dipped in vegamitefritzistable2022-07-25 12:24:00 CDT
2540-1<+s-d> <f​elda> I'm golfing at a 9 hole club in town that has no practice range. <+s-d> <f​elda> The other problem is I'm a lefty, but I learned to golf with a right handed set because lefty sets are more expensive.xe0n2021-04-06 08:26:04 CDT
2550-1csws> my master is down right now due to a fire tho lolgrumplestiltzkin2021-04-06 11:37:17 CDT