A collection of user-submitted quotes from the #reddit-sysadmin channel on the Libera.Chat IRC Network.
| ID | Upvotes | Downvotes | Quote | Submitted By | Entered on |
| 32 | 29 | 0 | <oxipital> i'm going to start a #sysadmin-newb channel <@killdash9> oxipital: we have that. It's called Discord | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-01 16:24:43 CDT |
| 69 | 24 | -2 | 69 69 69 69 SIX NICE NINE!!!!! | b1 | 2020-10-13 10:13:49 CDT |
| 73 | 16 | 0 | 14:52:08 <+s-d> <Jet> Anyways I’m really going outside and yes Ill most likely have sex. You nerds keep the computer on so I can watch funny memes when I get back home | d1 | 2020-10-15 14:52:40 CDT |
| 83 | 14 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> how in the heck do I import passwords from the windows web cred manager to chrome -.- <PublicWiFi> why is windows always garbage | d1 | 2020-11-03 10:51:15 CST |
| 1 | 13 | -6 | test quote please ignore | mistiry | 2020-07-03 19:27:05 CDT |
| 103 | 13 | -1 | <Fritzwastaken> Last night I ad a dream where Shrek was turned into a lady ogre and Fionna was asked if she was cool with her and she said "Yea, im a bishreksual" and I woke up crying | JollyRgrs | 2020-11-13 08:40:17 CST |
| 173 | 13 | -1 | [16:26:11] <+s-d> <Rat> honestly my favorite way of staying secure [16:26:19] <+s-d> <Rat> is renting cheap vms on hosts all over the USA [16:26:34] <+s-d> <Rat> and GREing IPs to my router | b1 | 2020-12-27 16:30:24 CST |
| 38 | 12 | 0 | <m4221> I just do the bare minimum not to get canned | enix | 2020-09-09 00:29:11 CDT |
| 432 | 12 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> a black woman at work today was joking with me and said im so white she gonna start calling me "new word document" | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-15 09:23:35 CDT |
| 225 | 12 | -2 | <xe0n> the meat smell <xe0n> mmMmm | JollyRgrs | 2021-02-03 21:03:44 CST |
| 13 | 11 | -1 | rpifan> selinux, i thought u stole money and a car from irc | d1 | 2020-07-28 13:16:05 CDT |
| 169 | 11 | -1 | <+s-d> <Cousin> I am new here and dont post much. But can these bots fucks off? Like I dont come here to see these bots | xe0n | 2020-12-26 23:13:19 CST |
| 256 | 10 | -1 | <Hunterkll> check out my onlyfans <Hunterkll> https://onlyfans.com/hunterkll | b1 | 2021-04-10 00:18:35 CDT |
| 8 | 10 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> niklasye: we wanted to offer help to the special and needy... discord users deserve a chance to hear our vast knowledge :P | mistiry | 2020-07-08 09:45:42 CDT |
| 9 | 10 | 0 | <ekaj> rpifan: what is your 5 year plan? <Fritzwastaken> Prolly his, chin, some lipo, some more botox | mistiry | 2020-07-08 14:14:03 CDT |
| 41 | 10 | 0 | <int0x1C8> cowboy butts drive me nuts | d1 | 2020-09-10 12:18:51 CDT |
| 53 | 10 | 0 | <felda> I've been facepalming so much lately I'm gonna start looking like a pug | PublicWiFi | 2020-09-22 09:24:20 CDT |
| 68 | 10 | -1 | [10:06:47] * d1 farts DomLS3farts.com | b1 | 2020-10-13 10:13:30 CDT |
| 78 | 10 | -1 | 21:23:02 <MikeSpears> pfsense is a great router | d1 | 2020-10-26 21:26:12 CDT |
| 350 | 10 | -1 | <PublicWiFi> I LOVE ANAL | iphone | 2021-07-16 08:59:37 CDT |
| 2 | 9 | -2 | <+d1> Yeah fuck those spammers | JollyRgrs | 2020-07-04 01:43:41 CDT |
| 7 | 9 | -1 | <+d1> everyone comes for the d | b1 | 2020-07-06 19:19:29 CDT |
| 61 | 9 | 0 | "<PublicWiFi> im the biggest dum dum around" | int0x1C8 | 2020-09-28 14:38:16 CDT |
| 155 | 9 | 0 | <jay-ros> hey m4221, would you mind switching back to irc instead of discord? <jay-ros> I can't get the ignore function to work | xe0n | 2020-12-17 00:03:40 CST |
| 4 | 8 | 0 | <@DoTheNeedful> Our servers, which art in the colo, hallowed be thy ports. Thy packets come, the needful will be done, on Windows as it is on *nix. Give us this day our daily logfiles, and forgive us our typos as we forgive those who make typos, and lead us not to the cloud but deliver us new hardware, for thine is the system, and the network, and the blinkenlights, ^M | mistiry | 2020-07-04 14:28:03 CDT |
| 70 | 8 | 0 | <derpadmin> stop it xe0n, quote 64 gives me a notification and then I think I have friends | xe0n | 2020-10-13 17:30:10 CDT |
| 375 | 8 | 0 | <+sd> <> Basically there was a sex in your area ad and i said why not and hit it, i made sure to not enter any sensitivr data but i did keep pressing buttons as well as the link multiple times. It was https but did change into another url which was weird | xe0n | 2021-08-10 21:06:12 CDT |
| 260 | 7 | 0 | <Hotmess> dumbshits are dushits | mistiry_ | 2021-04-20 19:42:14 CDT |
| 15 | 7 | 0 | <rpifan> i can always improve <d1> improve doesn't mean more Botox | mistiry | 2020-07-29 19:51:05 CDT |
| 27 | 7 | 0 | <m4221> xe0n answer my fucking pms <xe0n> nah | xe0n | 2020-08-13 00:41:35 CDT |
| 35 | 7 | -1 | <xe0n> i did get my wetsuit out of the car boot the other day lol <enix> you should probably dry it out <xe0n> it was dry <@d1> so it was a dry suit | xe0n | 2020-09-03 23:29:27 CDT |
| 50 | 7 | 0 | <DomLS3> lot of quote spamming going on | Hunterkll | 2020-09-16 15:46:55 CDT |
| 64 | 7 | 0 | <+s-d> <SXEPhilFan2007> @derpadmin I can't even find "Xe0n" or "Xeon" mail filter on google | xe0n | 2020-10-09 20:27:52 CDT |
| 110 | 7 | 0 | [12:05:38] <corn266> stupid question. if i buy a domain like `feetpicwarehouse.org`, does that mean i own all sub-domains as well? like `dirty.feetpicwarehouse.org` and `painted.toenails.feetpicwarehouse.org` ? | b1 | 2020-11-18 12:07:59 CST |
| 138 | 7 | 0 | <PublicWifi> i misplaced this little small plastic piece earlier and work and asked my coworker if she's seen a "little white thing" and she asked me if I was talking about my penis | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-03 08:37:12 CST |
| 144 | 7 | 0 | [13:00] <teh_f4ll3n> corona266, I prefer balls though | NROL-39 | 2020-12-07 13:00:30 CST |
| 163 | 7 | -1 | 15:43:35 <+s-d> <guemi> Man SSH tunneling might be the most powerful thing Linux has | DrGibby | 2020-12-26 16:11:55 CST |
| 193 | 7 | 0 | <+s-d> <bdenlinger> Working L1 is the equivalent of being a child. You're only worried about the next 5 minutes... <+s-d> <bdenlinger> And no one respects you <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> was that an insult directed at me or was it a statement? | xe0n | 2021-01-07 09:42:00 CST |
| 248 | 7 | 0 | <catbeard> only tranny i've blown was in my old Taurus <xe0n> in the backseat catbeard, or was she driving | e1 | 2021-03-23 18:38:42 CDT |
| 6 | 6 | 0 | <StrongBad> Your farts are a weapon of mass destruction | macinsight | 2020-07-04 14:47:52 CDT |
| 18 | 6 | 0 | [04.08.2020.11:05:36] <+s-d> <JohnPrem> I dislike discord ever since i found out the majority of staff were furries | xe0n | 2020-08-03 20:05:55 CDT |
| 34 | 6 | 0 | <xe0n> you doing exam prep? <+a1> ye <enix> Whats the exam question <+a1> how many dicks can enix's mom fit inside <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-09-03 23:24:09 CDT |
| 45 | 6 | 0 | <@d1> I hear gateway laptops are good <locknet> d1, I didn't hear it before <xe0n> how old are you? <locknet> xe0n, 22 bro <xe0n> yep | xe0n | 2020-09-14 00:44:47 CDT |
| 302 | 6 | 0 | [23:15:14] <JollyRgrs> i was wanting to make the switch to opnsense... this just kinda rushed things... kinda like how rasengan did for the switch to libera | mistiry | 2021-05-26 23:20:02 CDT |
| 77 | 6 | 0 | <derpadmin> o365 is down <aab_> Not all of 0365 is down <aab_> i can still log in to my management portal <derpadmin> made you check, trolololo <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-10-24 03:19:31 CDT |
| 333 | 6 | 0 | <chicken lit tool> How the fuck do I hush this consumer grade UPS <seednode> Scream back at it louder to establish dominance | gibby | 2021-06-29 12:41:55 CDT |
| 91 | 6 | -1 | [09:48:06] <JollyRgrs> https://rebecca.blackfriday [09:48:06] <l8> Title: Rebecca Black - Friday | b1 | 2020-11-06 09:48:31 CST |
| 99 | 6 | 0 | <rpifan> i know some plumbing and electrical work <rpifan> well i installed the toilets <rpifan> and the sink <mistiry> he installed them backwards <mistiry> so now you pee in the sink <mistiry> and do the dishes in the toilet | xe0n | 2020-11-09 18:38:23 CST |
| 153 | 6 | 0 | [23:45:53] <m4221> JollyRgrs, don't fuck with me this way. all other trolling I will tolerate but this | mistiry | 2020-12-12 23:52:54 CST |
| 409 | 6 | 0 | iphone | im a furry | PublicWiFi | 2021-09-03 12:12:22 CDT |
| 161 | 6 | 0 | <+s-d> <xyz> because there's always dnstrails.com to disclose subdomains and other domains on the ip <+s-d> <sunrunner20> wtf <+s-d> <sunrunner20> how do they find out my subdomains <+s-d> <sunrunner20> I thought those were private to my DNS server | b1 | 2020-12-22 09:42:30 CST |
| 420 | 6 | 0 | <xe0n> SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!! <gibby> 420 BRAZIE IT | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-09 20:39:25 CDT |
| 437 | 6 | 0 | <+sd> <Mantisek> this might be too advanced of a question for this server <Hunterkll> it's okay <Hunterkll> you have IRC support as well | xe0n | 2021-09-22 06:44:11 CDT |
| 182 | 6 | 0 | 17:55:48 <mistiry> sorry this is dictator time, where i sit in my ivory tower and bask in my internet powers while heavy-handedly issuing moderator actions against undeserving users | DrGibby | 2020-12-31 17:57:17 CST |
| 443 | 6 | -1 | <SpookyGibby> 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-01 18:30:04 CDT |
| 192 | 6 | 0 | 09:18 <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> grumple, I don't use vlans, I use multiple subnets with a MAC address prefix ruleset | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-06 08:20:11 CST |
| 467 | 6 | 0 | <+sd> <Gene> my wife is from highschool, she's still pretty damned cute. <xe0n> high school sweethearts ayyy <shakygator> are you going to her prom | xe0n | 2021-10-20 18:00:57 CDT |
| 215 | 6 | 0 | jay-ros> I'd include the discord users in that comment, but I picture most of them as the people who piss on the toilet seat in public bathrooms | jimender2 | 2021-01-26 22:22:32 CST |
| 238 | 6 | 0 | [12:06:41] <JollyRgrs> and whatever you do, don't listen to @Hotmess | b1 | 2021-03-06 12:07:47 CST |
| 239 | 6 | 0 | <+catbeard> hi misspwn <JollyRgrs> catbeard: if you gon' be simpin', you gotta start buying things off her amazon wish list | xe0n | 2021-03-06 23:09:09 CST |
| 240 | 6 | -1 | <+e1> why have abs when you can have kebabs | xe0n | 2021-03-08 21:05:47 CST |
| 500 | 6 | 0 | <@GobbleGibby> urinal cakes are delicious | lancehead | 2021-11-02 08:57:10 CDT |
| 3 | 5 | 0 | <+d1> I would be genuinely sad if I could come up with a valid time where I wasn't doing something other than shitposting | mistiry | 2020-07-04 13:30:30 CDT |
| 12 | 5 | 0 | selinux> so 3 months into voice acting selinux> i booked a national tv ad selinux> i cried over it | d1 | 2020-07-28 13:03:55 CDT |
| 19 | 5 | 0 | [04.08.2020.16:52:35] <Motion> yeah, thanks ill fetch the call. Btw; u know whats their telnet-port? [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <Hunterkll> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:42] <xe0n> 69 [04.08.2020.16:52:44] <Motion> thx [04.08.2020.16:52:54] <Hunterkll> xe0n, great minds... ;) | xe0n | 2020-08-04 01:53:20 CDT |
| 275 | 5 | 0 | <xe0n> have you tried -force -gitgud <xe0n> or -verbose -gitgud -force | export-csv "gitgudmaybe.csv" | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-05 08:49:15 CDT |
| 28 | 5 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> @Telnet trust me, PublicWiFi isnt the only one who goes after c1's mum <PublicWiFi> DomLS3 too <Hunterkll> yea you all shouldn't be so mean to her <Hunterkll> she is a fine upstanding community bicycle <PublicWiFi> lol <fritzwastaken> | with like 4 seats | PublicWiFi | 2020-08-13 09:47:58 CDT |
| 295 | 5 | -1 | <enix> I just let my dog lick it clean for me | jay-ros | 2021-05-25 00:27:33 CDT |
| 47 | 5 | -1 | * d1 farts d1farts.com | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-14 12:50:10 CDT |
| 561 | 5 | 0 | 01:58:55 cryptic1 ([email protected]/cryptic1) has quit (K-Lined) | mistiry | 2021-12-21 20:08:23 CST |
| 315 | 5 | 0 | <enix> Damn, xe0n they filled that job early. <JollyRgrs> s/that job/crytic1's mom <layer8> enix meant: "Damn, xe0n they filled cryptic1's mom early" | enix | 2021-06-07 20:47:08 CDT |
| 62 | 5 | 0 | JollyRgrs> MikeSpears: yeah, I have an Abnormally Small Needledick. I heard you have an ASN, too! | catbeard | 2020-10-02 01:35:55 CDT |
| 86 | 5 | 0 | <Patrick> big dicks, small dicks, jizz dicks.- I sucked em all | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:00:39 CST |
| 351 | 5 | 0 | <mistiry> oxipital == IT karen | vinrock | 2021-07-16 11:03:12 CDT |
| 97 | 5 | 0 | < Patrick> seriously hate this quote system. | nobyk | 2020-11-09 14:02:58 CST |
| 112 | 5 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> DOMF: you can put bananas in your ass and pretend youre jerry seinfeld, idgaf :D | JollyRgrs | 2020-11-19 12:59:27 CST |
| 115 | 5 | 0 | [10:27:24] <+s-d> <xyz> is there a group policy that can enforce a 3090 on the video editors ou? [10:27:59] <+s-d> <xyz> like we don't want to buy a 3090, if we can just do it through group policy [10:29:47] <+s-d> <xyz> I mean can we just apply a GPU through software | b1 | 2020-11-20 10:33:03 CST |
| 148 | 5 | -1 | <+s-d> <ltl> I mean ... Microsoft Google apple all have user data in their companies <+s-d> <ltl> Microsoft gets hacked, so does google. Much harder to hack Linux bcuz of many distros | xe0n | 2020-12-11 00:10:03 CST |
| 408 | 5 | 0 | <signalblu> MOLEX to SATA is the Rolex of data | iphone | 2021-09-02 13:23:22 CDT |
| 160 | 5 | 0 | 20:12:57 <corona266> my 60 yr old mom got hot | SantaGibby | 2020-12-21 20:28:43 CST |
| 171 | 5 | 0 | [14:39:24] <+s-d> <Rat> i agree that a large portion of IRC users are much more inclined and intelligent | b1 | 2020-12-27 14:39:53 CST |
| 177 | 5 | 0 | <mistiry> !quote 176 <+s-d> <Hotmess> you know that pings me every time you quote that right | xe0n | 2020-12-30 10:14:40 CST |
| 444 | 5 | 0 | +sd | <Hotmess> i am known to be wrong occasionally | mistiry | 2021-10-04 15:27:56 CDT |
| 202 | 5 | 0 | <technonerd> Did steam just shit itself? <d1> no but I did | enix | 2021-01-13 21:49:33 CST |
| 460 | 5 | 0 | <baguettes> i record gibby farts for a living and i make 90k a year | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-18 10:28:48 CDT |
| 472 | 5 | 0 | <Phasey> PublicWifi: when will world war 3 start <PublicWifi> @Phasey when your mom stops blowing the world leaders <PublicWifi> your mom is single mouthedly keeping the peace <Phasey> true 😦 | csws | 2021-10-22 09:17:20 CDT |
| 231 | 5 | 0 | <nullrend> need to replace the fan on my T60 <nobyk> The T-60 scout tank was a light tank produced by the Soviet Union from 1941 to 1942. <nobyk> What kind of milage do you get out of it? <a1> about nein | xe0n | 2021-02-15 01:02:05 CST |
| 495 | 5 | 0 | [12:54:26] <+sd> <Lancehead> i'm into midgets! | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-11-01 07:55:03 CDT |
| 512 | 4 | 0 | <@TurkeyGibby> Have you tried getting good? | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-07 13:26:10 CST |
| 11 | 4 | 0 | [26.07.2020.00:35:05] <Rootsudo> wow my body is becoming a chat [26.07.2020.00:35:06] <Rootsudo> chad [26.07.2020.00:35:14] <Rootsudo> I can't even process the sentence right, it's so foreign to me | xe0n | 2020-07-25 10:02:29 CDT |
| 274 | 4 | -1 | <xe0n> have you tried -force -gitgud | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-05 08:48:24 CDT |
| 536 | 4 | 0 | <mistiry> raid = Real Admins Ignore Discord <@TurkeyGibby> mistiry++++++++++++++++++++++++ | xe0n | 2021-11-22 20:24:04 CST |
| 290 | 4 | -1 | → dragonfleas joined <rpifan> did you come to pay back the car you stole from irc? dragonfleas | GIBBY | 2021-05-18 11:25:06 CDT |
| 37 | 4 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> d1: dude, i was v. impressed at how firm it was, like a new hole! | fritzwastaken | 2020-09-08 08:23:57 CDT |
| 300 | 4 | 0 | <gibby> (f) Please, if you have not, join libera.chat, and 1) https://temp-mail.org/ 2) /msg nickserv set email <new address> 3) /msg NickServ SET PASSWORD G0FuckY0urS3lfFN! 4) /msg nickserv drop username. See everyone on the other side | if you still have a client here on freenode, please /disconnect the server or /part the channel | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-26 12:54:47 CDT |
| 301 | 4 | 0 | <bloody> freenodecom (freenode): This channel has been reopened with respect to the communities and new users. The topic is in violation of freenode policy: https://freenode.net/policies | enix | 2021-05-26 18:02:40 CDT |
| 48 | 4 | 0 | <rpifan> im really low on money <fritzwastaken> DIdnt you just get Botox like 2 weeks ago? <rpifan> yes but this month i got paid 200 euro extra <rpifan> and thas what botox costs | xe0n | 2020-09-15 07:39:19 CDT |
| 66 | 4 | -1 | * Work-BWMerlin_ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds) <xe0n> <waits for Work-BWMerlin to come in and say work internetz is borked> <Work-BWMerlin_> Another day, another issue with ubiquiti | xe0n | 2020-10-12 19:29:15 CDT |
| 328 | 4 | 0 | <+sd> <donron> What ports (forwardings) are mandatory to get S2S and P2S working? <estranger> which vpn protocols you using <teh_f4ll3n> cryptic1's mom <+sd> <J4Y> Lmao | xe0n | 2021-06-22 06:48:51 CDT |
| 76 | 4 | 0 | <Patrick> clearly my baby batter wasn't wanted fritzwastaken <misspwn_> perhaps your baby batter has too much gluten, and we're tryin to avoid getting autism | xe0n | 2020-10-21 21:22:38 CDT |
| 100 | 4 | 0 | @cryptic1 | I HAVE LOGS! | PublicWiFi | 2020-11-11 11:48:44 CST |
| 108 | 4 | 0 | <yuken> I asked hunterkill if I looked andogrynous since he likes them traps. <JollyRgrs> so you're hitting on Hunterkll ? <JollyRgrs> geez man | xe0n | 2020-11-17 00:46:40 CST |
| 379 | 4 | 0 | quote <felda> fritz I use opnsense now | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-12 08:38:53 CDT |
| 124 | 4 | 0 | <Hobadee> xe0n, NAT is a natural firewall and we don't care about internal security much | xe0n | 2020-11-25 17:28:17 CST |
| 127 | 4 | 0 | [00:14:54] <+s-d> <Jet> i just wanna have some friends [00:15:15] <xe0n> it's hard to be friends with someone who uses discord [00:15:54] <misspwn> but you're on discord [00:16:04] <xe0n> ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | mistiry | 2020-11-27 00:19:42 CST |
| 135 | 4 | -1 | <jay-ros> abakedapplepie - if it's cloudy, you might want to get your uric acid levels tested at a doctor <jay-ros> long term you could end up with kidney stones <signofzeta> Yeah, don't mess with kidney stones. I saw that episode of Seinfeld. | xe0n | 2020-12-01 20:53:16 CST |
| 139 | 4 | 0 | fritzwastaken | Im not helpful, just an ass | PublicWifi | 2020-12-03 09:04:45 CST |
| 146 | 4 | 0 | <xyz> got half an inch here | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-09 13:57:34 CST |
| 147 | 4 | 0 | <+s-d> <ltl> I think Gentoo can handle that share of market that CentOS was having until they announced it's death | xe0n | 2020-12-10 21:47:00 CST |
| 404 | 4 | 0 | <sd> <Colour> Pshh I'm a Windows admin and discord user I'm not smart enough for that | Cl0udNinja | 2021-08-31 10:40:04 CDT |
| 149 | 4 | 0 | <+s-d> <Core Dream Studios> is it ok to put my pp on the floor? i am literally out of desk space now and i cant a biggest desk atm | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-12 00:14:46 CST |
| 156 | 4 | 0 | <Hotmess> there is no such thing as a dumb question | ekaj | 2020-12-17 00:16:41 CST |
| 412 | 4 | 0 | <Roca> ANything to keep in mind when setting up a GMSA for the first time? <corn266> bob and vagene <signalblue> corn266: are you perpetually annoying or something? <corn266> yep :) | gibby | 2021-09-05 20:07:34 CDT |
| 167 | 4 | -3 | 22:32:05 <+s-d> <Hotmess> Name Id Version Match 22:32:10 <+s-d> <Hotmess> Fedora Remix for WSL whitewaterfoundry.fedora-remix-for-wsl 31.5.0.0 Tag: wsl 22:32:56 <JollyRgrs> you trust "white water foundry"? 22:33:22 <+s-d> <Hotmess> i mean personaly id be more suspisous of kali 22:34:34 <+s-d> <Hotmess> for most ppl that it exists. but would be | DrGibby | 2020-12-26 22:42:29 CST |
| 188 | 4 | 0 | [12:44:22] <+s-d> <Rat> why are you paying 2 cents for your hookers? [12:44:34] <ekaj> that's all your mom charges [12:44:46] <+s-d> <Rat> my mom's a guy [12:44:54] <ekaj> that explain a lot.. [12:44:57] <tsarbomba> that's why the charge is only 2c | mistiry | 2021-01-04 12:47:18 CST |
| 447 | 4 | 0 | <iphone> I tried to add it to my nick, but libera says that's an errogenous nick | Cl0udNinja | 2021-10-06 12:57:29 CDT |
| 198 | 4 | 0 | <xe0n> i usually go down to the local cafe, chat up the chicks, get over charged for coffee | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-01-13 07:46:40 CST |
| 214 | 4 | 0 | <MikeSpears> Gotta love idiots | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-26 11:05:07 CST |
| 478 | 4 | 0 | <mikespears> 3:40 PM <Hunterkll> especially when you keep jizzing in your sisters panties | <mikespears> Wtf | <cryptic1> wtf have I returned to | <cryptic1> nope nope nope | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-26 14:44:27 CDT |
| 226 | 4 | 0 | <mistiry> speaking of sudo bug <mistiry> we ever get that PoC? <mistiry> @Rat plz confirm | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-05 11:10:11 CST |
| 229 | 4 | 0 | <+a2> you know what I miss? <jay-ros> men? | xe0n | 2021-02-11 19:05:50 CST |
| 488 | 4 | 0 | <+sd> <sysadmin> I don't like the quoting system, they make fun of people | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-28 18:45:12 CDT |
| 489 | 4 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> fucking dicord users are dumb as shit | csws | 2021-10-29 08:32:12 CDT |
| 234 | 4 | 0 | < APottedPlant> yall know that feeling when you have to poo really bad < APottedPlant> so you run to the bathroom, and as youre pulling your pants down and bending over you toot a little cause you're turtling < APottedPlant> then you sit down and your nose is in the exact spot you just tooted | nobyk | 2021-02-25 09:18:08 CST |
| 242 | 4 | 0 | <xe0n> sfc /scanlater <+s-d_> <Adventure in Computers> It's saying that's an unknown command Xeon. | xe0n | 2021-03-12 00:09:37 CST |
| 257 | 3 | 0 | <APottedPlant> sometimes you gotta piss with the cock ya got lol | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-04-13 11:33:00 CDT |
| 265 | 3 | 0 | <+shakygator> what range are marksmanship tests conducted at <d1> usually a firing range | b1 | 2021-04-26 16:58:07 CDT |
| 14 | 3 | 0 | >ekaj I'm planning on hunting down dragonfleas from his dox and licking his feet | selinux | 2020-07-28 13:28:42 CDT |
| 16 | 3 | 0 | [01.08.2020.00:42:53] <PublicWiFi> so either your one site has a crazy wan pipe or you have a bunch of small sites [01.08.2020.00:43:00] <PublicWiFi> 100% traffic* [01.08.2020.00:43:22] <xe0n> maccas your ass takes a crazy wan pipe [01.08.2020.00:43:33] <+d1> s/wan/man [01.08.2020.00:43:40] <PublicWiFi> egress only [01.08.2020.00:43:46] <+d1> suuuuuuuuuuuuure | xe0n | 2020-07-31 09:44:16 CDT |
| 17 | 3 | 0 | [04.08.2020.10:57:40] <PublicWiFi> my dad is never over until I put my foot in my mouth at least once lol [04.08.2020.10:57:42] <PublicWiFi> day* [04.08.2020.10:57:46] <PublicWiFi> god damn, dad on the brain | xe0n | 2020-08-03 19:58:15 CDT |
| 20 | 3 | 0 | estranger | college was the craziest six weeks of my life | PublicWiFi | 2020-08-05 13:53:12 CDT |
| 532 | 3 | 0 | <sintax> fritzwastaken: at least it will be quiet and you can poke around with little to no supervision <PublicWiFi> sintax: sounds like my first sexual experience | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-18 08:36:57 CST |
| 21 | 3 | -2 | [07.08.2020.16:52:40] <nobyk> can someone with power do the needfull to get the layer-eight thing working [07.08.2020.16:53:01] <xe0n> come again [07.08.2020.16:53:04] <nobyk> lol [07.08.2020.16:53:07] <xe0n> you want me to dtn? ok [07.08.2020.16:53:11] <xe0n> !dtn nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:11] * @DoTheNeedful nobyk [07.08.2020.16:53:14] <xe0n> :D [07.08.2020.16:53:20] | xe0n | 2020-08-07 01:54:32 CDT |
| 539 | 3 | 0 | sintax | I've been an awful good girl | PublicWiFi | 2021-11-29 08:40:27 CST |
| 288 | 3 | 0 | <Oliber> what is an azure? does it smell like toast? i can smell toast | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-18 10:00:41 CDT |
| 33 | 3 | -1 | @d1 | smoke meth | enix | 2020-09-02 22:42:23 CDT |
| 293 | 3 | 0 | <+discord_> <bdenlinger> (d) I told you this bot discriminates against discord uers <seednode> As it well should | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-21 11:53:05 CDT |
| 549 | 3 | 0 | <iphone> I boosted a discord server 14 times because I'm regarded | <SantasWiFi> regarded xDD | <@killdash9> regarded as a moron? | JollyRgrs | 2021-12-09 16:21:17 CST |
| 553 | 3 | 0 | <vinrock> | jesus christ i just realized the proper way to pronounce nginx <vinrock> | i been calling it N jinx | SantasWiFi | 2021-12-10 13:51:22 CST |
| 42 | 3 | -5 | -- | Mode #reddit-sysadmin [+o enix] by ChanServ | enix | 2020-09-10 22:24:25 CDT |
| 49 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <mak_of_spades> noob question how do u get bot by ur n ame <mak_of_spades> its cool | xe0n | 2020-09-15 19:00:05 CDT |
| 308 | 3 | 0 | <xe0n> !quote | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-06-01 10:29:09 CDT |
| 63 | 3 | 0 | [09:59:52] <JollyRgrs> i mean like, its basically the same thing barely noticeable changes | b1 | 2020-10-07 10:02:00 CDT |
| 65 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> right time for some coffe and anime <+s-d> <Hotmess> later all hope you have a good one:) <xe0n> thats an interesting way to wank in the morning | xe0n | 2020-10-12 07:33:22 CDT |
| 324 | 3 | 0 | <Hunterkll> Ima fuckin jizz in your eyes <Hunterkll> that shit burns | csws | 2021-06-17 00:48:47 CDT |
| 325 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <Hunterkll> accidentally spraying your GF in the face too <+sd> <Hunterkll> sometimes happens [2021.06.17.15:53:00] <Cl0udNinja> 'accidentally' [2021.06.17.15:53:01] <e1> "accidentally" | xe0n | 2021-06-17 00:53:41 CDT |
| 331 | 3 | 0 | <donger> (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง | ravioli | 2021-06-26 21:31:08 CDT |
| 80 | 3 | -1 | quote JollyRgrs | fritzwastaken: if it feels too weird, just tell everyone she's your sister | fritzwastaken | 2020-10-26 21:34:50 CDT |
| 82 | 3 | 0 | <@d1> People who throw parties on Thursday are the same people who paint every room in their house "egg shell white" and their adventures into "exotic" spices is red pepper flakes <fritzwastaken> d1 thats basically my mom.. | xe0n | 2020-10-30 07:55:07 CDT |
| 87 | 3 | 0 | <javi404> i paid $19 for a double martini last night cause i was bored. <javi404> fuck my life <javi404> i stole the glass <javi404> no tip | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:16:18 CST |
| 344 | 3 | 0 | <signofzeta> We designed our networks to be perfect. They only malfunction when users get involved. | CableNinja | 2021-07-08 13:30:51 CDT |
| 89 | 3 | 0 | <Patrick> fuck.... I have physical therapy tomorrow too <Patrick> $10 to the first person that drives a semi through my kitchen and kills me <catbeard> really most anyone here will do that for free | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:38:23 CST |
| 348 | 3 | 0 | <+sd_> <ShinjinotIkari> @Moderator mail please give us an option to temp mute irc folks | xe0n | 2021-07-15 20:14:57 CDT |
| 93 | 3 | -1 | b1 | Even though this is not a democracy. | PublicWiFi | 2020-11-06 12:28:56 CST |
| 98 | 3 | 0 | <mistiry> Senior Executive Director or Helpdesk Engineering <mistiry> s/or/of <l8> mistiry meant: "Seniof Executive Directof of Helpdesk Engineering" <@cryptic1> SENIOF | xe0n | 2020-11-09 17:32:33 CST |
| 354 | 3 | 0 | <xe0n> dont say i dont ever provide anything of value, except my jokes | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-21 23:28:31 CDT |
| 366 | 3 | 0 | <@JollyRgrs> hey A-KO, got that headlight fluid changed yet? <+xe0n> his waiting on the side of the road for a new johnson rod <rpifan> whats a johnson rod <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: of all ppl, you should know | xe0n | 2021-08-04 18:41:53 CDT |
| 116 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Colour> And rpifan probably doesn't want personal questions from a rando <b1> its rpifan, he probably does | xe0n | 2020-11-20 20:25:06 CST |
| 381 | 3 | 0 | <MikeSpears> | my cat just scared the hell out of me... I'm sitting at my desk working, and all of a sudden I feel something on my shoulder... the cat is using its paw to tap on my shoulder <xe0n> | lies, you dont work | PublicWiFi | 2021-08-12 08:58:33 CDT |
| 382 | 3 | -1 | @gibby | I talked about you in our standup today, JollyRgrs JollyRgrs | gibby: orly? what about? @gibby | The fact you were playing Rocket League @gibby | I was talking about is being slow and using time effectively | mistiry | 2021-08-12 10:37:54 CDT |
| 131 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jet> I’m having sex rn | xe0n | 2020-11-29 00:05:40 CST |
| 390 | 3 | 0 | <Joe-Developer> I want more anal quotes to upvote | Hobadee | 2021-08-19 10:42:10 CDT |
| 396 | 3 | 0 | rpifan | and a meat grindr attachment teh_f4ll3n | grindr teh_f4ll3n | lol you should spend less time there | fritzwastaken2 | 2021-08-24 11:40:30 CDT |
| 142 | 3 | 0 | [mistory] something happened | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-07 12:15:23 CST |
| 151 | 3 | 0 | <rpifan> Im in Morroco <rpifan> That's where i am right now <rpifan> Getting sun <+s-d> <ltl> Vitamin D <xe0n> yep, he's trying to get that, sure of that one. <rpifan> Gay is banned here <xe0n> LOL <+s-d> <ame> sounds gay | xe0n | 2020-12-12 08:45:40 CST |
| 170 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> the reason most discord users dont hang out in this channel <Hunterkll> most discord users like hotmess aren't exactly very skilled in IT :) <JollyRgrs> why does @Hotmess hang out in this channel then? | xe0n | 2020-12-26 23:16:45 CST |
| 176 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <xyz> @Hotmess is one of the few good people on this server | xe0n | 2020-12-28 23:50:31 CST |
| 178 | 3 | 0 | <+s-d> <bloody> https://i.imgur.com/iGb0Jvk.png <+s-d> <bloody> LOL <mistiry> @bloody lol | xe0n | 2020-12-30 10:23:17 CST |
| 435 | 3 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> cryptic1's mom is like the first slice of bread in the bag <PublicWiFi> everyone touches her, but no one really wants her | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-20 09:33:05 CDT |
| 438 | 3 | 0 | <xe0n> RL is gold tier gaming | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-22 23:50:35 CDT |
| 449 | 3 | 0 | <critamine> If babies were cute, then we'd all be in jail | iphone | 2021-10-06 14:21:43 CDT |
| 450 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <Colour> I used a powershell script to run a bat because I didn't know how to cmd in powershell | xe0n | 2021-10-08 07:22:31 CDT |
| 453 | 3 | 0 | <xe0n> context is amazing | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-14 01:58:27 CDT |
| 455 | 3 | -1 | nobyk: oh fuck me in the ass I fixed the microphone issue | SlaveGeek334269 | 2021-10-15 01:25:04 CDT |
| 463 | 3 | 0 | <@SpookyGibby> What are those wood? chips old people put in bowls that are super fragrant? <misspwn> grandmas potpourri <enix> i thought potpourri was some kind of food | xe0n | 2021-10-18 23:14:42 CDT |
| 210 | 3 | 0 | <xe0n> i can only imagine how you would've been @Windows Server 2003R2 when BBS was a thing <+s-d> <Windows Server 2003R2> what port is BBS? <csws> RJ-11 maybe <JollyRgrs> com1 | xe0n | 2021-01-22 08:23:09 CST |
| 216 | 3 | 0 | <@d1> still waiting for that PoC <phonephreak> PoC stands for Piece of Crap, right? <@d1> for a phreak you seem to know very little. <phonephreak> i was being funny <phonephreak> I assume you meant Point of Contact <@d1> absolutely. | xe0n | 2021-01-27 00:51:44 CST |
| 473 | 3 | 0 | <-- spiderman has quit (K-Lined) | Cl0udNinja | 2021-10-23 21:32:49 CDT |
| 482 | 3 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> so their balls would rest anywhere from my chin to the top of my head | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-27 08:57:44 CDT |
| 484 | 3 | 0 | <jay-ros> I'm back to like a 6.5mm/2.5" | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-27 23:56:49 CDT |
| 491 | 3 | 0 | <+sd> <Core Dream Studios> mmm klondike bras | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-29 18:44:29 CDT |
| 497 | 3 | 0 | <lancehead> I act stupid but I'm not actually yknow <DrZak> u sure? | xe0n | 2021-11-02 06:19:57 CDT |
| 259 | 2 | -2 | <Adventure in Computers> How do I look back at past quotes? | catbeard | 2021-04-20 19:07:59 CDT |
| 5 | 2 | -12 | StrongBad | macinsight | 2020-07-04 14:46:36 CDT |
| 261 | 2 | 0 | <yuken> Hunterkll, what lube should I use to tap this screw hole? <+s-d> <Blasteh> Ky | xe0n | 2021-04-20 20:18:49 CDT |
| 262 | 2 | 0 | <felda> I don't work hard at all lol | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-04-21 10:47:21 CDT |
| 263 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jay-Ros> give him a handy, it'll keep him awake for another 10 minutes <+s-d> <jkdjeff> You must not actually be a guy, those always put me to sleep | xe0n | 2021-04-22 23:19:53 CDT |
| 525 | 2 | -3 | <Oliber> sir! they've jammed us.. it's strawberry | lancehead | 2021-11-16 08:01:41 CST |
| 526 | 2 | 0 | Hunterkll | now randomly spouting spaceballs lines is quote worthy? | PublicWiFi | 2021-11-16 08:03:26 CST |
| 271 | 2 | 0 | <rpifan> irc is the one true internet chat protocol <rpifan> it was ordained by god <rpifan> on the 8th day god said let there be irc, and there was irc | xe0n | 2021-05-04 19:00:46 CDT |
| 272 | 2 | 0 | * csws runs Get-Date <JollyRgrs> csws: you know that's the calendar date... powershell can't get you a woman | xe0n | 2021-05-05 00:59:18 CDT |
| 530 | 2 | 0 | PublicWiFi | spiderman: where tf you been || spiderman | I've been on discord || spiderman | I've decided to embrace my handicap | PublicWiFi | 2021-11-17 16:01:12 CST |
| 276 | 2 | 0 | <jkdjeff> Dammit, us discord plebs can't vote | jimender2 | 2021-05-05 22:02:59 CDT |
| 277 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> Falling in love with software or platforms is always a mistake. Use the right tool for the job | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-09 15:59:22 CDT |
| 22 | 2 | 0 | [07.08.2020.23:36:06] <DomLS3> w00t my post in /r/sysadmin made it to the front page!: Congratulations! Your post made it to the front page. The first time we saw you on the front page your post was ranked 19 with 1553 comments and 5137 up votes. [07.08.2020.23:37:03] <PublicWiFi> oh no | xe0n | 2020-08-07 08:43:58 CDT |
| 23 | 2 | 0 | [11.08.2020.12:03:44] <rpifan> hey at the gay beach good looking dudes go [11.08.2020.12:03:58] <PublicWiFi> that sounds smelly [11.08.2020.12:04:04] <PublicWiFi> butt sex is so smelly | xe0n | 2020-08-10 21:04:44 CDT |
| 24 | 2 | 0 | [11.08.2020.13:05:57] <PublicWiFi> why is "Discover Weekly" on Spotify always garbage [11.08.2020.13:06:21] <@d1> maybe because you listen to shit music? [11.08.2020.13:06:31] <PublicWiFi> :( [11.08.2020.13:06:35] <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-08-10 22:07:00 CDT |
| 537 | 2 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> no good story ever starts with milk | Cl0udNinja | 2021-11-23 02:34:29 CST |
| 26 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d><JacobC> huh? that's not a complete thought <enix> Sorry, JacobC, not looking for input from Discord users <enix> If I gave a fuck what you guys thought I'd join the discord <enix> that's why I left it. | xe0n | 2020-08-12 21:16:12 CDT |
| 540 | 2 | 0 | lancehead | god my ass hurts <> SirSceptalot | lancehead, I hope the other guy is happy at least | PublicWiFi | 2021-11-30 07:59:39 CST |
| 286 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> If you see bagged milk, put your dick in it <+s-d> <jkdjeff> I am never wrong | xe0n | 2021-05-17 06:05:37 CDT |
| 287 | 2 | -1 | <+s-d> <Bent> yea xe0n is basically sysadmin jesus | xe0n | 2021-05-18 07:44:03 CDT |
| 289 | 2 | 0 | <jkdjeff> And it's not really an NDA thing, more professional courtesy and that I hate you all | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-05-18 11:21:32 CDT |
| 548 | 2 | 0 | <SantasWiFi> just gotta convince SantaGibby to strap it to his ass | SirSantalot | 2021-12-09 08:53:06 CST |
| 294 | 2 | -3 | <jay-ros> xe0n - you there? | enix | 2021-05-25 00:27:12 CDT |
| 43 | 2 | -3 | * m4221 ([email protected]/vpn/privateinternetaccess/m4221) has left #reddit-sysadmin | xe0n | 2020-09-13 01:58:03 CDT |
| 46 | 2 | 0 | <Motion> btw; anybody got a recommendation for a digital assesment management system? <xe0n> digital assesment management system...that's just a bunch of words put together <MaccasWiFi> those are just a bunch of words together <MaccasWiFi> LOL YES | xe0n | 2020-09-14 08:08:45 CDT |
| 558 | 2 | 0 | <nobyk> Man I just had some orange juice that was so good it popped my ears <nobyk> orangegasm | lancehead | 2021-12-17 03:23:23 CST |
| 305 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <Core Dream Studios> I chose guided install entire dick | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-27 17:13:11 CDT |
| 562 | 2 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> s/enterprise switch/vagina <layer8> sd meant: "<NinjaStyle> i havent touched an vagina in 6 years" | Cl0udNinja | 2021-12-27 15:20:03 CST |
| 563 | 2 | -1 | <lancehead> I am, in fact, a fucking idiot | teh_f4ll3n | 2022-01-04 04:03:34 CST |
| 52 | 2 | 0 | <l8> PublicWiFi meant: "DO YOU NOT KNOW I AM A HIGH PRIEST OF THE COCAINE ORDER?" | Fritzwastaken | 2020-09-17 07:47:48 CDT |
| 54 | 2 | -1 | <rpifan> great news <rpifan> im getting fired but in march <xe0n> does that mean you'll stop talking about this place now? <+s-d> <Hotmess> We got a ranting and career advise section here on discord if you wanna come over and use them rpifan | xe0n | 2020-09-23 05:29:00 CDT |
| 311 | 2 | 0 | [2021.06.02.22:45:54] <PublicWiFi> what brand? [2021.06.02.22:45:54] <cryptic1> what brand? <PublicWiFi> jinx <cryptic1> sorry i ran out all I have are BANTS ;) | xe0n | 2021-06-02 07:47:37 CDT |
| 567 | 2 | -4 | <estranger> raping really ages you quickly | vinrock | 2022-01-11 11:32:33 CST |
| 59 | 2 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> God damn it! How many quotes am i gunna be in... <+xe0n> hahahah <fritzwastaken> not more than rpifan thats for sure | xe0n | 2020-09-26 06:55:05 CDT |
| 317 | 2 | 0 | <+sd_> <BottlenekDolfin> my wife's not that physically attractive but we both like sex just as much so that works | JollyRgrs | 2021-06-10 00:19:17 CDT |
| 323 | 2 | 0 | --> | m4221 ([email protected]) has joined #reddit-sysadmin <-- | m4221 ([email protected]) has quit (Killed (zirconium.libera.chat (Nickname regained by services))) | m4221 | 2021-06-15 01:06:23 CDT |
| 326 | 2 | 0 | <Hunterkll> it feels so good to have hands on real hardware again <teh_f4ll3n> something more than 2 inches? <Rpifan> Hi | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-06-17 06:16:16 CDT |
| 329 | 2 | 0 | <enix> apparently they lost a hub <CoreISP> should use a switch instead. Pa-dum-tssss. I'll show myself out. | enix | 2021-06-24 17:38:42 CDT |
| 339 | 2 | -1 | <xe0n> because like wtfs a ventoy? <crustacean> xe0n: A multiboot tool <CableNinja> xe0n, its called a 'medium' in other countries <+sd> <giraffe> It’s a 17k star tool on GitHub <+sd> <giraffe> It’s awesome tho | xe0n | 2021-07-02 02:39:37 CDT |
| 85 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <sunrunner20> I wonder if non multiple of Word sized variables have a performance penalty * +s-d <sunrunner20> wonders what % of the room he just lost * +s-d <corona266> wonders what % of the room you had | xe0n | 2020-11-05 21:17:46 CST |
| 358 | 2 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> get it? get it? ROACHES! RAID! I make a joke! | riff-IRC | 2021-07-29 22:22:22 CDT |
| 360 | 2 | -2 | @JollyRgrs | but you do constantly want two penises in you? | fritzwastaken | 2021-07-29 22:26:55 CDT |
| 106 | 2 | -1 | <DeepSpaceK9> I need to be more witty so I can enter the quote hall of fame. | enix | 2020-11-13 22:33:21 CST |
| 362 | 2 | 0 | <@gibby> fucking tone it down you upside down cunts <+Jay-Ros> you french kiss your mother with that mouth, gibby? <@gibby> just yours, Jay-Ros <+Jay-Ros> dorothy mantooth is a saint! | xe0n | 2021-08-03 00:23:49 CDT |
| 109 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <rmg22893> the difference between a server and a desktop is how many phone calls you're going to get if you turn the box off | xe0n | 2020-11-17 23:11:58 CST |
| 372 | 2 | -1 | quote teh_f4ll3n | I play with myself | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-09 09:47:53 CDT |
| 374 | 2 | 0 | quote +sd | <public static void ahendrix() {}> If/when Discord goes under I will join the IRC, and you can quote me on that. | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-09 18:48:29 CDT |
| 121 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jet> !quote <xe0n> loser <JollyRgrs> <sad_trombone.ra> | xe0n | 2020-11-24 02:34:24 CST |
| 122 | 2 | 0 | 18:19:53 <CoJaBo> I need to convert a metric fricktonne of documents from EXE format into PDF, so they can be used on the new computers | TurkeyGibby | 2020-11-24 18:35:34 CST |
| 123 | 2 | 0 | <corona266> JERKIN OFF TO MISTIRY | McDonaldsWiFi | 2020-11-25 12:19:47 CST |
| 125 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Deep Space K9> You don't have friends. You're like me and just have people who tolerate you. I'm kidding please don't murder me <mittens> DSK9 Not wrong! :') | xe0n | 2020-11-26 06:42:27 CST |
| 126 | 2 | 0 | <a1> how old are you jet? <+s-d> <Jet> 23 <jay-ros> serious? <jay-ros> I thought you were 17 | xe0n | 2020-11-27 00:03:29 CST |
| 128 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Deep Space K9> Hunterkll: I only act like a cunt towards little dick cheese bitch bois. <Hunterkll> so why aren't you acting like a cunt to yourself? <Hunterkll> get fucked <+s-d> <Deep Space K9> Hunterkll: Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the shit pouring out of your mouth. | xe0n | 2020-11-27 23:16:16 CST |
| 129 | 2 | 0 | [00:39:35] <Seirdy> everyone keeps shilling the trackpoint but honestly who needs that when vim keybinds exist? the mouse is obsolete | mistiry | 2020-11-28 00:40:49 CST |
| 130 | 2 | 0 | [29.11.2020.13:59:06] <Windy> wait, why is my 2tb disk only 1.81 tb :~( | xe0n | 2020-11-28 21:59:24 CST |
| 386 | 2 | 0 | rpifan | like this GPO stuff seems to be AD specific | PublicWifi | 2021-08-16 10:12:19 CDT |
| 397 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> I'm on discord <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> but since I'm on discord, I'm too stupid to distinguish between one word and another word | xe0n | 2021-08-26 06:34:48 CDT |
| 398 | 2 | 0 | <yuken> @Hunterkll My brain is so smooth, your insults simply slide off. | Cl0udNinja | 2021-08-26 16:26:38 CDT |
| 400 | 2 | 0 | <rpifan> there used to be a gay in here once wasnt there <rpifan> he seemed nice wonder where he went <+sd> <Jay-Ros> he's still here, he just spends more time on discord <+sd> <Jay-Ros> enix? | xe0n | 2021-08-31 08:29:09 CDT |
| 154 | 2 | -1 | <m4221> JollyRgrs would you like to know where in southern siberia? <@SantaGibby> hopefully somewhere without internet | xe0n | 2020-12-14 21:56:00 CST |
| 413 | 2 | 0 | quote <csws> wow teh_f4ll3n going to prison RIP <teh_f4ll3n> brb | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-09-06 10:59:27 CDT |
| 418 | 2 | 0 | <Telgareith> xe0n: It's not a toy. It'll be my primary storage. I take my storage more seriously than a lot of businesses | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-09 20:20:03 CDT |
| 164 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> i am also been aroud long enought to remeber when winzip got its exe changed:) <+s-d> <Hotmess> back in the day guys <Hotmess> like 15years ago winzip was avablie on a ftp server. someone decided to drop some spyware in as a lol | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:40:35 CST |
| 422 | 2 | 0 | <Synapse> Im gonna use my digital footprints delete script for discord and see how it workss,. <Synapse> All my messages are being deleted in this server | Cl0udNinja | 2021-09-10 01:36:14 CDT |
| 427 | 2 | 0 | <bloody> what does your client look like <bloody> IRC client <int0x1C8> well it looks like a bunch of text | Cl0udNinja | 2021-09-13 16:03:48 CDT |
| 174 | 2 | 0 | <ramzilla> where is the non binary version man is offensive | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-28 01:40:15 CST |
| 175 | 2 | 0 | <catbeard> because who doesn't enjoy squirting | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-28 15:30:51 CST |
| 179 | 2 | 0 | 00:47:13 <+s-d> <Hasher> I can make an .exe you might not like opening. | DrGibby | 2020-12-31 00:54:20 CST |
| 436 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <Button Pusher 3000> yay firewall problems at 2am... <@JollyRgrs> stop making changes at 1am | xe0n | 2021-09-22 02:37:29 CDT |
| 439 | 2 | 0 | <Hunterkll> Microsoft Endpoint CUm Manager | dragonfleas | 2021-09-23 02:57:01 CDT |
| 184 | 2 | 0 | m4221: "mistiry, in my opinion which is shared by others, you are an idiotm" xe0n: "@m4221, in my opinion which is shared by others, you are a known troll, we have logs" | enix | 2020-12-31 20:33:16 CST |
| 441 | 2 | 0 | <dragonfleas> i may have stolen a car from irc but at least i got the vaccine and wear a mask | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-27 11:36:12 CDT |
| 187 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> speaking of throughput i pleasantly woke up at 4am last night because BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP was coming from the server room <fritzwastaken> do you always call the room with your computers in it the server room? <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> no, the server room is in my basement | xe0n | 2021-01-01 00:37:51 CST |
| 189 | 2 | 0 | 22:20:45 <+s-d> <Rootbear75> Copy pasting is actually really good when exporting | DrGibby | 2021-01-04 22:21:28 CST |
| 451 | 2 | 0 | int0x1C8 | "today is cloudy with 90% chance of raining dicks" | bloody | 2021-10-12 16:28:34 CDT |
| 452 | 2 | 0 | <Hunterkll> freenode now has 2500 users, whereas libera has 50k, but..... it used to be 70k+ average easily <+sd> <Jay-Ros> half of those are just millerboss' bots though, right? | xe0n | 2021-10-13 20:27:43 CDT |
| 457 | 2 | 0 | +sd | <strivingtolearn> Hey guys can someone help me figure out my first server to but? <Cl0udNinja> SERVER TO BUTT? DO WE LOOK LIKE BUTT ENGINEERS HERE? | bloody | 2021-10-17 01:28:44 CDT |
| 205 | 2 | 0 | <Rpifan> I have a legit problem <Rpifan> I buy too many language books <Rpifan> Can't stop <jimender2> burn them <teh_f4ll3n> easy there, Hitler | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-01-19 05:44:35 CST |
| 461 | 2 | 0 | < dragonfleas> ███████████████████████████████ < dragonfleas> ████╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬████ < dragonfleas> ██╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬██ < dragonfleas> | m4221 | 2021-10-18 22:51:49 CDT |
| 206 | 2 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> i know zilch regarding cybersec i dont wanna hear it | xe0n | 2021-01-19 21:16:02 CST |
| 465 | 2 | -1 | better-spiderman is now known as even-better-spid <even-better-spid> fuck | bloody | 2021-10-19 22:16:51 CDT |
| 212 | 2 | 0 | <Rpifan> Has anyone here grown weed | int0x1C8 | 2021-01-25 15:24:47 CST |
| 469 | 2 | 0 | <spiderman> I'm going to start working on operating a new irc network <JollyRgrs> spiderman: how are you gonna run an irc network? you're over in #weechat asking for basic help | xe0n | 2021-10-20 23:56:16 CDT |
| 217 | 2 | 0 | [09:20:31] <+s-d> <waiting for you> If I was to download something from Linus.. Should I go with Linux or Ubuntu? | mistiry | 2021-01-27 09:21:18 CST |
| 474 | 2 | -1 | <𖤐𖤐𖤐Best Regards𖤐𖤐𖤐> LTT is a great resource to learn basic sysadmin chops | Work-BWMerlin | 2021-10-24 19:20:10 CDT |
| 219 | 2 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> i used to always eye all their joysticks | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-01-27 12:02:05 CST |
| 222 | 2 | 0 | <Subaru(ninjakiwi7)> i've been doing this for decades <Subaru(ninjakiwi7)> and i work with guys who have been doing it for decades <Subaru(ninjakiwi7)> and cli is a waste of time | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-01 15:22:13 CST |
| 480 | 2 | 0 | <csws> azureisdown.com | ClappedOutWaffle | 2021-10-27 03:50:28 CDT |
| 487 | 2 | 0 | <+sd> <sysadmin> In fact for the client I can literally type ANYTHING for the username and it will connect <+sd> <sysadmin> It's just that the client (ChromeOS) sucks <+sd> <sysadmin> xe0n: oh I had the box for do not check user credentials enabled | xe0n | 2021-10-28 18:21:50 CDT |
| 493 | 2 | -1 | 04:39:11 PM <CptLuxx> good thing about puking <CptLuxx> you can eat it again <Cl0udNinja> ... are you a dog? | HurdyGurdyBurdy | 2021-10-30 18:42:29 CDT |
| 501 | 2 | 0 | <SirSceptalot> don't listen to Activ8, you'll get toner all over your dick | lancehead | 2021-11-02 09:32:31 CDT |
| 502 | 2 | 0 | <technonerd> stop talking about my dong | lancehead | 2021-11-02 10:27:57 CDT |
| 247 | 2 | 0 | <xe0n> some people suck at asking questions <xe0n> refer to this channel <ogo> any idea how i can accurately time an animation that is being played in the browser? | xe0n | 2021-03-23 08:43:22 CDT |
| 505 | 2 | 0 | <lancehead> I'm no hamster engineer. I have no idea how they function | thegodsquirrel | 2021-11-04 06:22:29 CDT |
| 251 | 2 | -3 | <+s-d> <parismillyteri> Yeah hunter knows their shit better than most of us | JollyRgrs | 2021-03-24 23:41:09 CDT |
| 508 | 2 | 0 | <xe0n> okay im out <PublicWiFi> :D <xe0n> :D <xe0n> shutup maccas <xe0n> :D <PublicWiFi> :( | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-04 09:15:55 CDT |
| 509 | 2 | 0 | <Bru^> and I can still feel the sandpaper in my asshole | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-04 23:55:22 CDT |
| 514 | 1 | 0 | lancehead | i love cocks | sintax | 2021-11-09 09:10:57 CST |
| 518 | 1 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> #reddit-sysadmin discovering discord idiots one day at a time | CableNinja | 2021-11-11 17:53:23 CST |
| 264 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> I think I'm gonna get myself a helmet though, since I'll be using them to get around downtown a lot <JollyRgrs> ah, you're gonna start riding the short bus? | JollyRgrs | 2021-04-25 22:40:17 CDT |
| 10 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> c1, oh no, i had to speak to my PISA handler in japan <Hunterkll> er i mean <Hunterkll> www.google.com/search?q=how+to+delete+irc+comment | b1 | 2020-07-10 18:05:57 CDT |
| 523 | 1 | -1 | <12,99jay-ros99,99> 520? someone's been heavy on the quotes | signalblue | 2021-11-15 22:12:51 CST |
| 524 | 1 | 0 | <Yukk> I am never alcohol again | lancehead | 2021-11-16 02:27:46 CST |
| 528 | 1 | 0 | 14:36 <+sd> <hater of css> Can someone explain to me why none speaks fucking english in italy? | mistiry | 2021-11-17 08:41:43 CST |
| 273 | 1 | 0 | <xe0n> i dunno why, but...all bon jovi songs feel like they go for 10 minutes <s-d> <bdenlinger> maybe it's because... <s-d> <bdenlinger> woooooo we're half way there <xe0n> i see what you did there | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-05 08:32:30 CDT |
| 529 | 1 | 0 | [15:42:50] <lancehead> (I have since retracted my statement; I am, in fact, a fucking idiot) | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-11-17 09:43:57 CST |
| 278 | 1 | 0 | <s-d> <felda> For Mother's Day I increased the font size on all her devices. <s-d> <felda> She said it was the best Mother's Day gift.<s-d> <felda> Also I got her some flowers and fabric for her sewing machine, but whatever ¯\(ツ)/¯ | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-10 09:04:00 CDT |
| 279 | 1 | 0 | "The hitting myself with a framing hammer package is part of the default Arch installation" | DOMF | 2021-05-11 13:11:39 CDT |
| 280 | 1 | 0 | <APottedPlant> !quote anal <@DoTheNeedful> Unable to locate a quote matching the search term: anal <APottedPlant> good | xe0n | 2021-05-12 08:44:10 CDT |
| 25 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d><sunrunner20> [img url] <+s-d><sunrunner20> My home network atm <xe0n> nice clothes hooks <xe0n> how fast are they, 100mbp? <technonerd> 10baseT | xe0n | 2020-08-11 23:13:19 CDT |
| 283 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Blasteh> you irc boys have that quote bot | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-14 11:11:08 CDT |
| 285 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <jkdjeff> Put your dick in it <yuken> hot. <yuken> mine's a bit too small tho | JollyRgrs | 2021-05-16 00:40:39 CDT |
| 541 | 1 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> wrong assquote | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-30 09:44:19 CST |
| 542 | 1 | -2 | * yuken stabs fritzwastaken | <fritzwastaken> luckily its a 3d printed knife | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-30 09:45:29 CST |
| 31 | 1 | -1 | <jenglish> Are chess players athletes? <JollyRgrs> NO | xe0n | 2020-08-29 21:28:05 CDT |
| 544 | 1 | 0 | <rpifan> on a personal level im opposed capitalism and profit <rpifan> but i need to eat <rpifan> and get the botox | xe0n | 2021-12-01 07:26:49 CST |
| 36 | 1 | 0 | <rpifan> the fat ugly germans, oh they are all over me <rpifan> id rather jerk off instead | xe0n | 2020-09-07 10:07:17 CDT |
| 39 | 1 | -1 | catbeard | "what is this? a restaurant for owls?" | enix | 2020-09-09 21:35:20 CDT |
| 40 | 1 | 0 | * notconnected ([email protected]:380) Quit (Quit: yes) <+xe0n> i hope he got the answer he was looking for <+Hunterkll> poor kids got a lot of reading to do on firewalls <+s-d> <nullrend> ibuprofen and aspirin for when he's done bashing head against desk <+Hunterkll> bottle of jack more like | xe0n | 2020-09-10 00:04:07 CDT |
| 552 | 1 | 0 | iphone | if you build it, they will cum | SantaWasTaken | 2021-12-10 11:01:40 CST |
| 297 | 1 | 0 | <s-d> <sam.david19> (d) how BOTS are talking in here | Hayden_Winters | 2021-05-25 00:33:54 CDT |
| 298 | 1 | -1 | <discord_> <oxipital> (f) well, not if you have the strap on | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-25 15:03:10 CDT |
| 555 | 1 | 0 | <catbeard> i love a good slope that single black diamond? 2<SantaWasTaken2> is that... slang for someone? <SantaWasTaken> oh! | Cl0udSanta | 2021-12-14 15:07:20 CST |
| 44 | 1 | -4 | <quote> | enix | 2020-09-14 00:23:05 CDT |
| 557 | 1 | 0 | <sd> <endermen1094> how hard is it to get into being a sysadmin coming from a game dev in high school | vinrock | 2021-12-16 14:43:43 CST |
| 304 | 1 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> I need to stop ordering taco bell breakfast. My sauce bucket is getting full | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-27 11:24:40 CDT |
| 51 | 1 | 0 | <Patrick> look, I'll listen to whatever you say PT lady. I just need to know I ain't gonna be fucked on the floor <Patrick> I prefer being fucked in a bed | JollyRgrs | 2020-09-17 00:40:05 CDT |
| 307 | 1 | 0 | JollyRgrs | I bet hotmess is so much of a hot mess, he got lost in the freenode shuffle... while on discord | mistiry | 2021-05-28 22:20:30 CDT |
| 564 | 1 | 0 | 22:41 <+sd> <NinjaStyle> So I’m thinking we should crowdfund a movie, hear me out… JUDE LAW in Semi-erect: a Hunterkll biopic. Then the cover is Jude law as hunterkll with his face covered in blow at a strip club. | mistiry | 2022-01-05 16:42:34 CST |
| 565 | 1 | 0 | <bdenlinger> Pregnancy + constipation + enemas == Good butthole viewing | PublicWiFi | 2022-01-07 08:27:30 CST |
| 310 | 1 | 0 | -- | enix is now known as m4221 | cryptic1 | 2021-06-01 17:37:37 CDT |
| 566 | 1 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> vinrock: thats one of the reasons I love banging white girls, they all look like family | Cl0udNinja | 2022-01-10 14:24:20 CST |
| 312 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> OVH is cool though <Hunterkll> they watercool everything <JollyRgrs> some things they thought they'd go the opposite way and fire cool it all <JollyRgrs> didn't turn out so well | xe0n | 2021-06-04 02:19:14 CDT |
| 568 | 1 | 0 | +sd | <Hotmess> mostly if they have brains they use pki instead of pki | mistiry | 2022-01-11 18:18:55 CST |
| 313 | 1 | 0 | <grumplestiltzkin> being into space, youd think elongated muskrat would know the well documented tale of the battlestar gallactica <PublicWiFi> grumplestiltzkin: maybe he's a cylon | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-06-04 08:37:21 CDT |
| 569 | 1 | 0 | <enix> I'm great at spreading ;) | JollyRgrs | 2022-01-11 21:30:00 CST |
| 58 | 1 | 0 | <krumelmonster> Also please remember xe0n: No Politics, No Religion. Please respect. <fritzwastaken> s?)Yea xe0n! <fritzwastaken> Follow the rules ya jerk | xe0n | 2020-09-26 06:53:12 CDT |
| 316 | 1 | 0 | <+a1> riff-IRC: were the caged mice mad <riff-IRC> a1: very. Built a mechanism that could grab the trap, open it, and empty it without risk of me getting bit. <+a1> so despite all their rage, they were still just mice in a cage? | xe0n | 2021-06-09 00:34:34 CDT |
| 318 | 1 | 0 | <Haise> https://stopdisablingselinux.com/ | Cl0udNinja | 2021-06-10 17:27:40 CDT |
| 319 | 1 | 0 | fritzwastaken | theres an entire cook book for seman CptLuxx | Hunterkll wrote it Hunterkll | what | PublicWiFi | 2021-06-11 08:06:04 CDT |
| 320 | 1 | 0 | <oxipital> teh_f4ll3n, this is good because its pocket sized <oxipital> so i can pull it out, put it back no bs required | JollyRgrs | 2021-06-11 10:53:28 CDT |
| 321 | 1 | 0 | <Hotmess> meh i like m4221 | e1 | 2021-06-15 00:11:35 CDT |
| 322 | 1 | 0 | <Hotmess> would you honestly like the update on m4221? <a1> did he get a job? <Hotmess> short version he got premoted <gibby> promoted to customer? | e1 | 2021-06-15 00:32:08 CDT |
| 67 | 1 | -1 | a1 | 2020-10-13 09:07:16 CDT | |
| 71 | 1 | -3 | @d1> s/OUO/YOU | nobyk | 2020-10-15 07:53:01 CDT |
| 327 | 1 | 0 | <e1> your finger strength must be amazing <riff-IRC> oh yea <e1> hats off to your missus | riff-IRC | 2021-06-21 20:54:57 CDT |
| 74 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <corona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morning | xe0n | 2020-10-15 20:11:57 CDT |
| 75 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <corona266> i boof 4-6 raw eggs every morning | xe0n | 2020-10-15 20:12:28 CDT |
| 332 | 1 | 0 | <@killdash9> it's one of those drugs that works on people and humans | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-06-28 10:53:56 CDT |
| 334 | 1 | 0 | <BWMerlin> But I did plan and did shift in batches. <xe0n> nice <BWMerlin> I just planned to do it yesterday and shift it one batch | Cl0udNinja | 2021-06-29 18:36:11 CDT |
| 335 | 1 | 0 | <BWMerlin> !quote 32 <BWMerlin> To be honest, I sometimes think I too should be in that discord | xe0n | 2021-06-30 18:43:47 CDT |
| 336 | 1 | 0 | jimender2> Im american. I cant spell | Jay-HPWebOS-Ros | 2021-06-30 18:46:42 CDT |
| 84 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <public static void ahendrix() {}> I disable all UWP on my domain computers. <+s-d> <public static void ahendrix() {}> When they kill win32 apps I'm gone. | xe0n | 2020-11-03 17:46:25 CST |
| 340 | 1 | 0 | <PrincessZoey> Who wants to watch me make out with a girl? <PrincessZoey> ....fucking irccloud this wasn't the channel I was just in | CableNinja | 2021-07-02 15:06:21 CDT |
| 341 | 1 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> Please wait while the update system initializes <Oliber> please blow in to this tube to authorise your pfsense <xe0n> more like suck <BWMerlin> I thought everyone loved pfsense | xe0n | 2021-07-07 05:24:07 CDT |
| 88 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <abakedapplepie> xe0n all you do is quote | xe0n | 2020-11-05 23:18:00 CST |
| 345 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <sea> used linux for 3 years on my desktop with 300 distros, i3wm, dwm etc., got annoying and switched to macos | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-09 15:37:16 CDT |
| 90 | 1 | 0 | [06.11.2020.22:51:08] <StrongBad> rpifan: do you have personal goals [06.11.2020.22:51:13] <rpifan> lots of them StrongBad [06.11.2020.22:51:15] <StrongBad> like self improvement [06.11.2020.22:51:30] <StrongBad> do you think you exhibit erratic behavior | xe0n | 2020-11-06 06:51:44 CST |
| 346 | 1 | -1 | <csws> ok so I do have a discord account but I just use it for talking to people <Hunterkll> that's... what it's for.. | e1 | 2021-07-12 22:35:31 CDT |
| 347 | 1 | 0 | <xe0n> yeah i typically take all my messages with onlyfans these days | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-14 23:57:31 CDT |
| 95 | 1 | 0 | [mistiry]: something happened | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-11-09 13:52:31 CST |
| 353 | 1 | -2 | <JollyRgrs> how else are you and the missus gonna watch all the incestual game of thrones scenes without the kids watching if no TV in the bedroom? <+sd> <ryalln> im in front of a scren 100% of my dady , i want one less place | xe0n | 2021-07-21 08:59:17 CDT |
| 101 | 1 | -3 | quote PublicWiFi | TurkeyGibby: can i stroke your snood | Fritzwastaken | 2020-11-11 13:42:36 CST |
| 104 | 1 | -1 | <+s-d> <corona266> mine only has 8x8000s and another one with 8x2080Ti <+enix> miner? <+s-d> <corona266> no i'm of legal age | xe0n | 2020-11-13 19:06:57 CST |
| 361 | 1 | 0 | <sd> <telgareith> then you try to have sex with the shift key at the login screen | riff-IRC | 2021-07-31 02:07:16 CDT |
| 363 | 1 | 0 | <retarded discord name> you suck mint is great <MikeSpears> mint is a dumpster fire <retarded discord name> you kinda right tho | Cl0udNinja | 2021-08-03 15:48:54 CDT |
| 365 | 1 | 0 | PublicWiFi | shit fucks | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-04 09:39:00 CDT |
| 368 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <PythonCommand.py> corn266 why can't i message you? <corn266> because i'm on IRC <+sd> <PythonCommand.py> how | JollyRgrs | 2021-08-05 08:54:05 CDT |
| 117 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <scruple> what are these quotes? <+s-d> <scruple> oh it doesn't show up here <@TurkeyGibby> yes <@TurkeyGibby> well <@TurkeyGibby> discord has a lot of limitations <xe0n> yeah it sucks <@TurkeyGibby> I mean, other than that | xe0n | 2020-11-21 00:45:38 CST |
| 373 | 1 | 0 | quote PublicWiFi | THE SEAT IS WOMEN | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-09 10:18:24 CDT |
| 120 | 1 | -3 | < xe0n> booo | nobyk | 2020-11-23 06:06:04 CST |
| 376 | 1 | 0 | <a1> i bought this supplement, it's supposed to give me 200% growth <+xe0n> inch on inch growth? <@gibby> IoI <JollyRgrs> hey gibby, what is your forecasted IoI for FY22? <@gibby> 1" | xe0n | 2021-08-10 22:58:33 CDT |
| 378 | 1 | -1 | <MikeSpears> fuck pfsense... I mean the products are good, but just fuck the company | xe0n | 2021-08-12 08:37:29 CDT |
| 380 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <bdenlinger> I swear every executive from the 90s was on cocaine. <zetorian> Bold of you to assume it stopped in the 90s <PublicWiFi> never underestimate neckbeards | xe0n | 2021-08-12 08:57:07 CDT |
| 384 | 1 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> rpifan is going to break down and ask to inspect some rando's Johnson Rod because of you | jimender2 | 2021-08-14 19:38:16 CDT |
| 387 | 1 | 0 | rpifan | pflege means care, in the medical sense too @gibby | please pflege me xe0n | mistiry | 2021-08-16 18:22:36 CDT |
| 132 | 1 | -3 | sideup66 | 2020-11-29 22:04:01 CST | |
| 388 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> Fucking fritzwastaken | iphone | 2021-08-18 10:50:48 CDT |
| 133 | 1 | -3 | please do the needful sir | sideup66 | 2020-11-29 22:04:18 CST |
| 389 | 1 | 0 | <Hobadee> damnit - how do you add a quote? | iphone | 2021-08-19 10:42:09 CDT |
| 137 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <RhubarbBread> Do I need a router between my modem and my managed switch? It kinda dictates whether I buy a modem-only device or a modem/router combo... Home network btw | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-02 22:54:25 CST |
| 140 | 1 | -3 | eeeeeeeeeeeeee https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/surrealmemes/images/b/bd/Orang.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/300/height/300?cb=20181230150131 | sideup66 | 2020-12-04 21:56:57 CST |
| 141 | 1 | -2 | estranger | NEEDS MORE KAFKA | McDonaldsWiFi | 2020-12-07 09:34:47 CST |
| 401 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <PublicWiFi> This feels dirty. | JollyRgrs | 2021-08-31 09:13:06 CDT |
| 403 | 1 | 0 | teh_f4ll3n | the fuck are you doing on hold? go to bread! xe0n | can you use AD with an IP and not a domain...as in...not specify a ad namespace? signalblue | yeah like can I domain join a computer by using the DC's IP? fritzwastaken | xe0n: GO TO BREAD! xe0n | no xe0n | LOL | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-31 10:31:53 CDT |
| 405 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> also, don't @ me, it both makes my irc client flash and 3 discord instances and my phone flash <xe0n> @hunterkll <mistiry> hey Hunterkll <+sd> <Hotmess> @Hunterkill | xe0n | 2021-09-01 19:32:56 CDT |
| 150 | 1 | -2 | l8 | c|oneman meant: "$ derperderpderpderpderp derpderpderpderp" | fritzwastaken | 2020-12-12 03:00:12 CST |
| 406 | 1 | 0 | xe0n | ive used a few, they're ccccccvdbbflinicnhnkthkkjkfcrdudjthibkiuthdc | fritzwastaken | 2021-09-01 20:32:19 CDT |
| 152 | 1 | 0 | [13.12.2020.15:46:09] <yuken> holy shit I am mentally handicapped | xe0n | 2020-12-12 23:47:23 CST |
| 157 | 1 | 0 | [15:50:55] <+s-d> <m4221> JollRgrs, it is so nice to see you here again. Thank you so much for all your helpful comments! | mistiry_ | 2020-12-17 15:52:15 CST |
| 158 | 1 | -1 | [17:30:35] <+s-d> <rmg22893> I did a migration and went from 2018.4 straight to 2020.2.1 HF1 | b1 | 2020-12-17 17:47:39 CST |
| 159 | 1 | 0 | <estranger> my kidneys turned into little pebble bags <breenisgreen> your dick must look like one of those windsocks at an airport... | PublicWiFi | 2020-12-18 09:13:59 CST |
| 415 | 1 | 0 | 22:39 <Work-BWMerlin> But then I started to not have friends so there was no point in a dedicated chat client and a separate email client and Thunderbird did enough for me 22:39 <GeorgeBluff> I just figured out irc at almost 11PM 22:40 <GeorgeBluff> guess who has no friends 22:40 <gibby> cryptic1 doesn't | jimender2 | 2021-09-08 21:42:32 CDT |
| 162 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Jet> everything i need to learn is on the internet pretty much | JollyRgrs | 2020-12-22 23:59:05 CST |
| 423 | 1 | 0 | <Hunterkll> at least GCP doesn't go down like cryptic1 if you wave a quarter in his face | Cl0udNinja | 2021-09-11 02:47:56 CDT |
| 425 | 1 | -1 | <bloody> well by he, I mean the bot | int0x1C8 | 2021-09-13 15:54:08 CDT |
| 426 | 1 | 0 | <bloody> well by he, I mean the bot <bloody> s/he/it <layer8> bloody meant: "well by it, I mean tit bot" | int0x1C8 | 2021-09-13 15:56:53 CDT |
| 172 | 1 | 0 | [17:27:41] <corona266> more like IP on ur mum [17:27:42] <+s-d> <public static void ahendrix() {}> We all should | corona266 | 2020-12-27 16:29:29 CST |
| 430 | 1 | -4 | <fritzwastaken> i am super dumb and quote everything | int0x1C8 | 2021-09-15 09:01:51 CDT |
| 431 | 1 | 0 | quote int0x1C8 | !add <fritzwastaken> i am super dumb and quote everything | fritzwastaken | 2021-09-15 09:02:28 CDT |
| 433 | 1 | 0 | <int0x1C8> if hitler had targeted furries instead of jews I'd be a neo-nazi today | iphone | 2021-09-15 15:14:57 CDT |
| 181 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rootbear75> now i need to send you some DMs because i have questions <catbeard> gotta be on irc <+s-d> <Rootbear75> weechat doesn't work on windows <catbeard> ssh to a server that does | xe0n | 2020-12-31 11:31:33 CST |
| 185 | 1 | -1 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> rat is back <nullrend> ♪ backstreet rat is back | xe0n | 2020-12-31 23:28:07 CST |
| 186 | 1 | 0 | [00:16:00] <Ottomite> I loved xe0n [00:16:08] <Ottomite> loled* [00:16:13] <Ottomite> Fucking autocorrect | mistiry | 2021-01-01 00:19:43 CST |
| 442 | 1 | 0 | <Colour> | Their bottom line being drinking and being lazy and not learning anything new yes CptLuxx | sounds like rpifan | PublicWiFi | 2021-09-29 10:40:58 CDT |
| 190 | 1 | -1 | <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> it's not dedicated. And a 10gbps link sure as hell doesn't cost $549/mo! | ekaj | 2021-01-05 10:43:02 CST |
| 446 | 1 | 0 | <iphone> I'm a dog-cat hybrid, my fursona is named CatDOg | SpookyGibby | 2021-10-06 12:34:37 CDT |
| 191 | 1 | 0 | quote pcspkr | I forgot opensuse is pretty stylish | cryptic1 | 2021-01-05 20:41:42 CST |
| 448 | 1 | -2 | <iphone> I tried to add it to my nick, but libera says that's an errogenous nick | iphone | 2021-10-06 12:57:42 CDT |
| 194 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Joe> Anyone know what software was used for the security threat alert on the capitol PC? <+s-d> <Joe> https://imgur.com/a/JWnoMni | xe0n | 2021-01-07 09:42:52 CST |
| 195 | 1 | 0 | 21:13:17 <jimender2> Im going to block *.microsoft.com so that I cant get on teams :) | d1 | 2021-01-07 21:14:42 CST |
| 199 | 1 | 0 | <s-d> <Hunterkll> hilariously, almost got caught with my pants down | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-01-13 10:25:04 CST |
| 200 | 1 | 0 | <s-d> <Hotmess> sure cause we are all keyboard warriors here who could claim we are all special forces. however ive had about 10 years ish of training. and the real issue is. there is a limit to how far your training will take you. which is why phyiscal hand to hand should always be a last resort | Hunterkll | 2021-01-13 11:32:10 CST |
| 204 | 1 | 0 | +d1 | sup qt3.1415 | fritzwastaken | 2021-01-18 19:03:53 CST |
| 207 | 1 | 0 | <waiting for you> So I’ll probably do a diploma in system admin to see if I can get a junior role <waiting for you> Maybe stay there for a year and hope my php skills are enough to be a developer | ekaj | 2021-01-19 23:20:12 CST |
| 208 | 1 | 0 | [08:20:11] * d1 does a like of Red Hat [08:20:16] <+d1> mmmmmmmm [08:20:43] <mistiry> does a like? [08:20:49] <+d1> FUCJ [08:20:53] <mistiry> FUCJ? [08:20:56] * d1 logs out | mistiry | 2021-01-21 08:21:57 CST |
| 213 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> when was NAT even implemented? I feel like it's something that was thrown in during the "oh shit fuck" phase of "we're going to run out" | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-25 19:23:19 CST |
| 470 | 1 | 0 | <+sd> <Hunterkll> BITCH MY WHOLE LIFE IS ONLY VALIDATED BY OLD COMPTUERS | xe0n | 2021-10-21 00:45:00 CDT |
| 218 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <waiting for you> Do they even have hard drives in laptops? | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-27 12:00:42 CST |
| 475 | 1 | 0 | <𖤐𖤐𖤐Best Regards𖤐𖤐𖤐> LTT is a great resource to learn basic sysadmin chops <𖤐𖤐𖤐Best Regards𖤐𖤐𖤐> I learned most of what I know from LTT <JollyRgrs> ... lol <JollyRgrs> says the discord user | Work-BWMerlin | 2021-10-24 19:21:13 CDT |
| 476 | 1 | 0 | [a normal sysadmin is not immortal, only a wise reddit-sysadmin is immortal ] | Activ8 | 2021-10-25 05:19:49 CDT |
| 221 | 1 | 0 | <vyz> welp boys just did my first ever raid 0 on a homelab server | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-01 12:55:32 CST |
| 477 | 1 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> i feel like im not a REAL asshole, just a fake one | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-25 08:12:43 CDT |
| 224 | 1 | 0 | <rpifan> also i just got banned from ##techsupport | xe0n | 2021-02-03 19:56:09 CST |
| 230 | 1 | 0 | <yuken> I'd rub that meat, SAGC | xe0n | 2021-02-14 21:50:26 CST |
| 486 | 1 | 0 | <Colour> Guys in this chat are pretty good IT people. Glad to have contact with people who know what they're doing and are smarter than me. | int0x1C8 | 2021-10-28 10:30:23 CDT |
| 235 | 1 | 0 | JollyRgrs> i could just sit there all day popping them in my mouth, but the salt would near put a hole in my cheek | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-03-01 08:34:11 CST |
| 236 | 1 | 0 | <Jay-Ros> I have some slight memories of partying | APottedPlant | 2021-03-04 00:05:20 CST |
| 237 | 1 | 0 | [19:56:56] <+s-d> <sticks> Really, you need to say that I am I typeing here? I'm using vim to type it out lmao | mistiry | 2021-03-05 19:59:06 CST |
| 494 | 1 | -2 | 04:39:11 PM <HurdyGurdyBurdy> good thing about puking <HurdyGurdyBurdy> you can eat it again <CptLuxx> ... are you a dog? | CptLuxx | 2021-10-30 18:44:26 CDT |
| 499 | 1 | 0 | <csws> my place was in the resources industry so they treated us like we drink into gold plated urinals | xe0n | 2021-11-02 08:56:23 CDT |
| 504 | 1 | 0 | <hunterkll> and i'm not afraid to get it wet | Jay-Ros-NotAPie | 2021-11-03 23:56:38 CDT |
| 250 | 1 | 0 | <+s-d> <Energy Drink Girl> how do you simulate a ddos on a local web server on nginx <Energy Drink Girl> well my website is suffering from a layer 7 ddos attack, I'm trying to replicate the attack with my new nnginx configuration <+s-d> <Energy Drink Girl> i tried ddosim but im getting errors | xe0n | 2021-03-24 23:39:53 CDT |
| 506 | 1 | 0 | <estranger> I'm not only the master of Kafka, also the master of what goes in my mouth | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-11-04 06:37:53 CDT |
| 252 | 1 | 0 | JollyRgrs 2) hot sex beats a stella on a hot day | jimender2 | 2021-04-01 20:06:00 CDT |
| 253 | 1 | 0 | <enix> No other game will you have someone run up to you, naked, carrying a spear, screaming "let me sniff your dick" | JollyRgrs | 2021-04-03 01:40:29 CDT |
| 511 | 1 | 0 | <sd_> <Khroners> Well, i wanted to try out Intune. 2hours with errors. I love Intune ! | Cl0udNinja | 2021-11-06 15:28:19 CDT |
| 513 | 0 | 0 | * giveshead is now known as lancehead <xe0n> you give head? confirmed. <lancehead> I do! Want some? | xe0n | 2021-11-08 07:32:00 CST |
| 258 | 0 | 0 | <technonerd> i wish i had a hydraulic press so i could do my wheel bearings <+s-d> <crit> i wish i had a hydraulic press so I can finally get some good CBT | xe0n | 2021-04-13 19:57:15 CDT |
| 515 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Hotmess> its full of those monsters you see on navel charts | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-09 09:19:25 CST |
| 516 | 0 | 0 | 'internal, external, doesnt matter' mistiry | Telgareith | 2021-11-09 09:55:50 CST |
| 517 | 0 | 0 | <Telgareith> so I don't need to embarrass myself again | thegodsquirrel | 2021-11-09 09:59:14 CST |
| 519 | 0 | 0 | <vinrock> my moms cook is a fuckin beast | CptLuxx | 2021-11-12 14:30:17 CST |
| 520 | 0 | 0 | <+fritzwastaken> i have a 2.5 package, is that ok? | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-12 18:41:02 CST |
| 521 | 0 | 0 | <vinrock> and if all else fails, get yaself a hot air station and a t203 chip writer <PublicWiFi> teh_f4ll3n can supply you with infinite hot air from his head | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-15 08:15:01 CST |
| 266 | 0 | 0 | 18:23 < SAGC> !up 160 | IRChickenLitToll | 2021-04-26 17:25:52 CDT |
| 522 | 0 | 0 | <Lancehead> wowawiewow, king in the castle, king in the castle, I have a VLAN | lancehead | 2021-11-15 08:53:05 CST |
| 267 | 0 | -1 | /quit hacked lel | IRChickenLitToll | 2021-04-26 23:08:39 CDT |
| 268 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> dude its dollar store discord <voice> its discord without the spyware <JollyRgrs> i think the main diff between matrix and discord is that discord logs to China nad matrix logs to Russia | xe0n | 2021-04-27 09:31:52 CDT |
| 269 | 0 | 0 | Endermen1094[m] | <s-d "<J4Y> For $50 you can clean that"> Sounds a little sis | catbeard | 2021-04-27 18:34:42 CDT |
| 270 | 0 | 0 | <oxipital> she's chinese, so i hate to say anything but.. <oxipital> i'm pretty sure she learned this practice the hard way at a foxconn plant | xe0n | 2021-05-04 09:15:05 CDT |
| 527 | 0 | 0 | <lancehead> I did not know that was a spaceballs line | <lancehead> Never watched it | JollyRgrs | 2021-11-16 08:05:33 CST |
| 531 | 0 | 0 | <+fritzwastaken> my massages just got like 60% more expensive <+fritzwastaken> and 300% more risky | csws | 2021-11-17 23:06:52 CST |
| 533 | 0 | 0 | SirSceptalot | regex is awesome, I hate it | PublicWiFi | 2021-11-18 09:26:49 CST |
| 534 | 0 | 0 | spiderman | ballmer seems to have quite a bit of money spiderman | never heard of him before | mistiry | 2021-11-18 10:40:59 CST |
| 535 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> so that won't exactly work <sd> <J4Y> @Hunterkll you're not rsyncing hard enough | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-18 23:44:28 CST |
| 281 | 0 | 0 | kindlehl | anyone want to butt-chug some brewskies? | APottedPlant | 2021-05-13 11:16:03 CDT |
| 282 | 0 | 0 | <kindlehl> they eat my petunias | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-13 12:00:02 CDT |
| 538 | 0 | 0 | <rpifan> in the end youll be old and tired and no one is gonna care about how much you worked for a company | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-23 03:53:54 CST |
| 284 | 0 | -2 | grupmlestiltzkin | kindlehl | 2021-05-14 11:32:33 CDT |
| 29 | 0 | -3 | <PublicWiFi> unless.... this goes to the ground | fritzwastaken | 2020-08-13 20:46:26 CDT |
| 30 | 0 | 0 | <SysAdminGoneCraZ> I have an appointment soon to go to the BodPod to find out just how fat I am lol <jenglish> Do they have a DadBodPod? | xe0n | 2020-08-29 21:25:15 CDT |
| 543 | 0 | 0 | <vinrock> didnt like his raping style | signofzeta | 2021-11-30 10:25:07 CST |
| 545 | 0 | 0 | <vinrock> AZURE IS DOWN! | lancehead | 2021-12-01 09:12:22 CST |
| 546 | 0 | 0 | fritzwastaken | nah the thong is there to floss after eating | PublicWiFi | 2021-12-01 09:27:07 CST |
| 291 | 0 | -1 | test | b1 | 2021-05-19 12:08:49 CDT |
| 547 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <NinjaStyle> So I do a new client almost weekly | JollyRgrs | 2021-12-02 00:35:21 CST |
| 292 | 0 | 0 | <seednode> The only lusers are the ones who sit on IRC all day smh <catbeard> that's right! <catbeard> wait a minute | xe0n | 2021-05-20 22:47:10 CDT |
| 550 | 0 | 0 | »» You are now known as GibbyWifi <SantaGibby> o_O <GibbyWifi> this is going to confuse the shit out of ppl later {some hours later} <yuken> GibbyWifi, bottling cider today-tomorrow probably. pog. <yuken> but I don't wanna wait 30 whole daaaays. <SirSantalot> who the hell is GibbyWifi? <yuken> oh <yuken> that's not GibbyWifi. <yuken> that's not gibby. <SirSantalot> lovechild of SantaGibby and SantasWiFi? <GibbyWifi> go | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-12-10 04:22:30 CST |
| 551 | 0 | 0 | teh_f4ll3n> t 'em! | SirSantalot | 2021-12-10 04:23:18 CST |
| 296 | 0 | 0 | <bloody> (d) Someone please add that as a quote | enix | 2021-05-25 00:32:42 CDT |
| 554 | 0 | 0 | <vinrock> i thought about bleaching my asshole once | int0x1C8 | 2021-12-10 15:12:04 CST |
| 299 | 0 | -2 | <discord_> <jkdjeff> (d) I love discord | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-05-26 10:18:35 CDT |
| 556 | 0 | 0 | <Gene> Why are incels similar Microsoft excel? <Gene> Because they think everything is a date. | int0x1C8 | 2021-12-15 15:16:05 CST |
| 303 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> can i ask a question? is it ok if i ask a question? <teh_f4ll3n> Only if you're on Discard <+sd> <alpha> Why only questions from Discord allowed? <Oliber> 'bofh | xe0n | 2021-05-27 05:14:05 CDT |
| 559 | 0 | 0 | <lancehead> Just don't go looking for my school folder if you ever make it into my host somehow <lancehead> (really. it's all furry porn. all of it) | csws | 2021-12-21 07:54:33 CST |
| 560 | 0 | 0 | <lancehead> GOD I LIKE COCK | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-12-21 08:18:47 CST |
| 306 | 0 | 0 | <iphone> ipv6 rollout is as fast as a snail | riff-IRC | 2021-05-28 15:29:23 CDT |
| 309 | 0 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> what should I have for dinner? <int0x1C8> teh_f4ll3n, filet mignon <teh_f4ll3n> tired of beef <grumplestiltzkin> teh_f4ll3n, tired of beef? wtf? some kind of communist vegan? | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-06-01 12:05:15 CDT |
| 55 | 0 | 0 | <rpifan> you are just jealous you dont get money for nothing | xe0n | 2020-09-23 05:33:55 CDT |
| 56 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> refer to link: https://i.imgur.com/nQhjpB1.png | xe0n | 2020-09-23 06:01:02 CDT |
| 57 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Ryu> feels like to me, people can't let go of irc | xe0n | 2020-09-26 03:49:40 CDT |
| 314 | 0 | -3 | <telgareith> its a mess and IANAL | NROL-39 | 2021-06-07 00:35:50 CDT |
| 60 | 0 | -1 | rpifan | id be so happy if i were 6 foot tall | fritzwastaken | 2020-09-28 13:30:04 CDT |
| 330 | 0 | 0 | <catbeard> hi misspwn_ :3 <JollyRgrs> catbeard: srsly, you simp so hard, you're stronger than diamond hands | xe0n | 2021-06-24 21:32:19 CDT |
| 79 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> FLOOD * PublicWiFi was kicked by d1 (no u) <xe0n> rekt | xe0n | 2020-10-26 21:29:59 CDT |
| 81 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <m4221> DrZak, you appear to be new here. Who the fuck are you? <xe0n> m4221: you're not allowed to ask those sorts of questions while you're on discord. <m4221> DrZak, I ask again, but on IRC this time <m4221> DrZak, who are you? | xe0n | 2020-10-30 00:54:09 CDT |
| 337 | 0 | 0 | quote <jimender2> Lol. This came up in my suggestions on youtube. <jimender2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPWxcTOJfR0 <jimender2> Reminds me of discord users | gibby | 2021-06-30 19:26:40 CDT |
| 338 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <giraffe> I used dd to write zeros on those drives. Then I created a new GPT table on both of them and later, I made one NTFS volume on both of the disk. <JollyRgrs> Microsoft was pretty smart, they made it so you can install windows w/o using linux | xe0n | 2021-07-02 02:28:56 CDT |
| 342 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <(dm only if prod isn’t working)c> Mike, can you get me a 2080 for 650usd? <MikeSpears> Doubtful <+sd> <(dm only if prod isn’t working)c> I will personally suck you off if you get me one for 650 or around 700 | xe0n | 2021-07-07 18:10:31 CDT |
| 343 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> she'll send me pictures during breakfast sometimes just to disappoint me <oxipital> is she hawt? <mistiry> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8MyoYZvgjk <mistiry> oxipital: ^ | xe0n | 2021-07-08 08:41:59 CDT |
| 92 | 0 | 0 | [12:09:36] <@TurkeyGibby> NO THIS IS PATRICK [12:09:44] <Patrick> NO THIS IS PATRICK | b1 | 2020-11-06 12:10:39 CST |
| 349 | 0 | -2 | iphone | 2021-07-16 08:59:03 CDT | |
| 94 | 0 | 0 | <Patrick> oooooo I love the d | xe0n | 2020-11-07 05:06:32 CST |
| 96 | 0 | -3 | [14:01] <Patrick> something something Patrick | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-11-09 14:01:42 CST |
| 352 | 0 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> I wonder if Amazon sell gold Hamachi cables <crustacean> But what the heck is hamachi cable? <xe0n> vibrator power supply <teh_f4ll3n> That's Hitachi, xe0n. You uncultured swine <crustacean> teh_f4ll3n: Hitachi Magic Wand (trademark) | xe0n | 2021-07-19 05:15:07 CDT |
| 355 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Nyx> what would you do if reptilians were actually running the government? <a1> you are what is wrong with the world <ravioli> rekt | xe0n | 2021-07-23 21:30:34 CDT |
| 356 | 0 | 0 | <vinrock> there wa sa scotsman at the bar last night and i realized that the way i differentiate a scottish accent is by imaginging the person yelling 'FREEEEEDOOMMMMMM' <vinrock> if it sounds like braveheart in my head i assume hes a scotsman and its proven to be somewhat accurate | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-26 10:31:08 CDT |
| 357 | 0 | -4 | Atin Ang Mundo | riff-IRC | 2021-07-29 22:22:01 CDT |
| 102 | 0 | 0 | <DeepSpaceK9> Tech Support started my path to hating Apple <xe0n> you're still in tech support <DeepSpaceK9> I'll always be in tech support. But the actual tech support title is where it started. | xe0n | 2020-11-13 02:14:44 CST |
| 359 | 0 | 0 | <fritzwastaken> JollyRgrs: Penises are like monitors, once you have 2, you never go back to 1\ <@JollyRgrs> speaking from experience? | JollyRgrs | 2021-07-29 22:25:40 CDT |
| 105 | 0 | 0 | <DeepSpaceK9> Aside from the squirrely updates and MS being dumb with the UI, I think the only legitimate problem I've had with W10 is the amount of data it phones home with by default. | xe0n | 2020-11-13 22:29:32 CST |
| 107 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> yuken gets his first job at a pizza shop > asks for 401k <yuken> xe0n, gotta invest early ya dumbass. <yuken> I want to be retired in my 40s. | xe0n | 2020-11-15 22:44:42 CST |
| 364 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <public static void ahendrix() {}> Were the positions reversed, any of our Discord users would be happy to help. <+sd> <public static void ahendrix() {}> *except* maybe Hotmess. <+sd> <public static void ahendrix() {}> He can get pretty flamey | xe0n | 2021-08-03 23:54:18 CDT |
| 111 | 0 | 0 | <DeepSpaceK9> That said if I did move out of this job I wouldn't hate slipping down to a help desk role for awhile. <@TurkeyGibby> slipping? | xe0n | 2020-11-19 00:35:58 CST |
| 367 | 0 | 0 | <technonerd> touch me <technonerd> then just fsck me <technonerd> so i can repair filesystum <+xe0n> satisfaction... | xe0n | 2021-08-05 00:04:39 CDT |
| 113 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hunterkll> @Vegan Overlord and i hate using the fucking' discord client <+s-d> <xe0n> sucks fucking ballz <+s-d> <Vegan Overlord> Dude IRC is shit too | xe0n | 2020-11-20 07:28:01 CST |
| 369 | 0 | 0 | +sd | <nemisys> buttholes say "fuck you, taste me?" | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-05 12:21:12 CDT |
| 114 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Vegan Overlord> IRC was like back in the day 1.6 cs was a thing lol | xe0n | 2020-11-20 07:28:45 CST |
| 370 | 0 | 0 | <+xe0n> LOL you haven't poked me, you're a discord turd, i laughed lol | JollyRgrs | 2021-08-06 18:51:29 CDT |
| 371 | 0 | -1 | <fritzwastaken> I tried once <fritzwastaken> fucking PublicWifi <PublicWiFi> I am married afterall | teh_f4ll3n | 2021-08-09 08:59:28 CDT |
| 118 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <h00t> any elite pen testers want to talk? <a1> what u need i'm pretty good at google | xe0n | 2020-11-21 22:21:52 CST |
| 119 | 0 | -1 | <nobyk> Anyone prefer opnsense over pfsense? | xe0n | 2020-11-23 05:56:21 CST |
| 377 | 0 | -1 | <+sd> <Nyx> Are any of the netgate devices worth it? <xe0n> !quote great <PublicWiFi> ask MikeSpears <+sd> <Nyx> yup | xe0n | 2021-08-12 08:37:08 CDT |
| 383 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> what's up with that quoting business? <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> remember, I'm on discord so use simple language please <teh_f4ll3n> basically, sucks to be on Discord | xe0n | 2021-08-13 07:26:04 CDT |
| 385 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Hunterkll> or just learn how to shoot because combat is often not in automatic <+sd> <Yukk> hey, I can shoot. <technonerd> just like sex blow your load in 5 secs <+sd> <Yukk> techonerd, I don't do the sex. <+sd> <Yukk> so can't relate. | xe0n | 2021-08-15 01:09:01 CDT |
| 134 | 0 | -4 | <m4221> cryptic1, MongoDB ran faster by caching indexes in memory. (edited) | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-11-30 13:36:58 CST |
| 391 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> isnt sccm already fully supported on 2022? <xe0n> yeah maybe one day <jimender2> SCCM is the software center icon right? <Hunterkll> .... yea, we'll go with th at <xe0n> lolll | xe0n | 2021-08-20 06:00:38 CDT |
| 136 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <corona266> i liked touching myself to anime girls on the internet <jay-ros> we know <+s-d> <corona266> had to learn how to run anti-malware and now we're here | xe0n | 2020-12-02 20:45:05 CST |
| 392 | 0 | 0 | 21:03 <mistiry> jimender2: nobody quotes on-topic chat, that'd be boring af | jimender2 | 2021-08-21 20:03:35 CDT |
| 393 | 0 | 0 | <monoxane> this is too funny but i have to go back to being a code monkey hopefully you work out how to open a new tab and type google.com some time before the inevitable heat death of the universe | JollyRgrs | 2021-08-23 00:29:42 CDT |
| 394 | 0 | 0 | fritzwastaken | 10$ I get laid off tomorrow | fritzwastaken | 2021-08-24 00:23:25 CDT |
| 395 | 0 | 0 | oxipital | but future john toner had a response, he sent kyle roller-grease back to protect his mother | fritzwastaken2 | 2021-08-24 10:21:40 CDT |
| 143 | 0 | -5 | <Steeve> bro | NROL-39 | 2020-12-07 12:23:47 CST |
| 399 | 0 | 0 | +sd | <ryalln> also bois, HIP THRUST FOR THE LADIES <PublicWiFi> | hell I thought about doing them and getting that disney mom ass +sd | <ryalln> somone turn that into a quote | PublicWiFi | 2021-08-30 08:27:36 CDT |
| 145 | 0 | -3 | <Hotmess> whats up with hyper-v? | grumplestiltzkin | 2020-12-09 11:05:08 CST |
| 402 | 0 | 0 | <signalblue> can I use AD with an IP not a domain? <xe0n> what <signalblue> yeah like can I domain join a computer by using the DC's IP? | xe0n | 2021-08-31 10:30:41 CDT |
| 407 | 0 | -3 | <bdenlinger> goddamn neighbor is outside vaping his cotton candy again | iphone | 2021-09-02 13:00:05 CDT |
| 410 | 0 | 0 | quote | dragonfleas | 2021-09-03 20:46:32 CDT |
| 411 | 0 | 0 | layer8 | yuken meant: "Hunterkll suck a dick yet sadly suck a dick yet sadlylegall suck a dick yet sadlycan't." | fritzwastaken | 2021-09-03 23:39:31 CDT |
| 414 | 0 | 0 | signofzeta | this just in: orgasms are pretty great. film at eleven. | sintax | 2021-09-08 14:52:42 CDT |
| 416 | 0 | 0 | 22:44 <Work-BWMerlin> I am worried there is a disproportionate number of quotes that involve me | jimender2 | 2021-09-08 21:44:59 CDT |
| 417 | 0 | 0 | <cryptic1> !quote 375 <+sd> <Ada> i always used to get a strange kick out of clicking on those and pressing no on all the questions <+sd> <Ada> they still let you sign up if you're an underage gossiper with stds who hates quick sex | xe0n | 2021-09-09 18:36:14 CDT |
| 419 | 0 | 0 | <JollyRgrs> if you are getting Kellog's Boot Loops, I hope it at least comes with a toy in the box | signofzeta | 2021-09-09 20:38:05 CDT |
| 165 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> ` winget search wsl <+s-d> <Hotmess> Fedora Remix for WSL whitewaterfoundry.fedora-remix-for-wsl 31.5.0.0 Tag: wsl <JollyRgrs> r-r-r-r-r-REMIX! | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:41:38 CST |
| 421 | 0 | 0 | <Jay-Ros> because 'old money trust child' would be sweet | SlaveGeek334269 | 2021-09-09 22:02:43 CDT |
| 166 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> i mean you have to setup WinRM properly <+s-d> <Hotmess> but its a superior framework for remoting, re enterprise security | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:42:07 CST |
| 168 | 0 | 0 | <@DoTheNeedful> Quote #166 added, check it out on https://dotheneedful.online <+s-d> <Hotmess> nice to know your saving my epic wisdom xeon | xe0n | 2020-12-26 22:43:28 CST |
| 424 | 0 | 0 | <Wnt a new job!> Since married my net work has gone up like 500% | sintax | 2021-09-13 10:46:07 CDT |
| 428 | 0 | 0 | quote Activ8 | Tiny PublicWiFi | fritzwastaken | 2021-09-15 08:58:34 CDT |
| 429 | 0 | -2 | quote @JollyRgrs | stop cluttering it up with poop | Oliber | 2021-09-15 09:00:19 CDT |
| 434 | 0 | 0 | <mistiry> if it wasnt for here, i would never have learned that raid is best backup | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-15 20:22:09 CDT |
| 180 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> day drinking party in sysadmin voice chat <+s-d> <Hotmess> everyone welcome you beutiful ppl <+s-d> <m4221> It is a gay old time in here. | xe0n | 2020-12-31 11:10:43 CST |
| 183 | 0 | 0 | <m4221> mistiry, your ignorance of the English language in PublicWiFi's case is quite apparent. Your stupidity and arrogance is apparent too. | ekaj | 2020-12-31 20:28:36 CST |
| 440 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <awlnx> Every since working in IT I get fucking cyber security, and rmm Ads <estranger> better than your old Fleshlight ads <+sd> <awlnx> Fuckin got me | JollyRgrs | 2021-09-23 23:13:32 CDT |
| 445 | 0 | 0 | <yuken> Hunterkll, I might drive to Utah & California in the next few months. Anything I should do on my way there? <yuken> xe0n, it's for gay sex, obviously. | xe0n | 2021-10-05 22:56:27 CDT |
| 196 | 0 | 0 | <xe0n> @Rat: so if your school principle asks you to attend a forum of like minded students who are interested in computers, are you going to ask for the url? <+s-d> <Rat - Comptia ServerMonke+> yes, because if my school principle referred to a meeting as a forum it would give the automatic impression that he is referring to an online forum xe0n <+Hunterkll> must be some | xe0n | 2021-01-11 19:42:36 CST |
| 197 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <Hotmess> anyone know if there is central list for windows registry keys | JollyRgrs | 2021-01-12 08:24:42 CST |
| 454 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> You just don't get it jollyrgrs. You know all the smart people are on discord nowadays | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-14 09:06:51 CDT |
| 456 | 0 | 0 | +sd | <山姆> Why you oldies still using IRC? It is much less cool | mistiry | 2021-10-15 09:32:13 CDT |
| 201 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <pyathalon> xhamster seemed to have a purge too, a lot of my bookmarks disappeared <+s-d> <pyathalon> or rather greyed-out | xe0n | 2021-01-13 21:45:22 CST |
| 458 | 0 | 0 | <Hunterkll> and, well, if you're using a non-UEFI system..... something's gone horribly wrong | riff-IRC | 2021-10-18 05:25:49 CDT |
| 203 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <2077> who do you get openstack support from <+s-d> <dismal_scientist> I don’t think we do <+s-d> <2077> stunning and brave | xe0n | 2021-01-14 07:48:04 CST |
| 459 | 0 | 0 | <bloody> boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, thats why i poop on company time | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-18 08:51:58 CDT |
| 462 | 0 | -1 | < dragonfleas> ███████████████████████████████ < dragonfleas> ████╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬████ < dragonfleas> ██╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬██ < dragonfleas> | m4221 | 2021-10-18 22:52:59 CDT |
| 464 | 0 | 0 | <mistiry> will you please learn to shitpost | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-19 21:21:02 CDT |
| 209 | 0 | 0 | <yuken> aaa, I might buy a PinePhone <yuken> $199 for the 3GB model, even has a Debian logo! | xe0n | 2021-01-22 01:23:13 CST |
| 466 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <giraffe> do sysadmins spend their time on IRC all day long? 😐 <+sd> <giraffe> also why using irc over discord | xe0n | 2021-10-20 08:25:33 CDT |
| 211 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <waiting for you> Does anyone like the clothing brand called coochee? <derpadmin> isn't coochee a vag in some language | xe0n | 2021-01-24 21:05:35 CST |
| 468 | 0 | 0 | <spiderman> well terrorism is technically an act of god | signalblue | 2021-10-20 20:06:09 CDT |
| 471 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Sir Sceptalot> lemme smell your asses | xe0n | 2021-10-21 07:26:18 CDT |
| 220 | 0 | 0 | <jimender2> HTML needs to die <xe0n> or you just learn it ;x <jimender2> drag and drop html is so much better | xe0n | 2021-01-31 19:42:12 CST |
| 223 | 0 | -3 | <enix> It was a road I was getting trained up to go down, and it's a really interesting side of the industry | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-02 17:09:01 CST |
| 479 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <sysadmin> NAT is the best firewall | JollyRgrs | 2021-10-26 18:00:17 CDT |
| 481 | 0 | 0 | <haise01> !quote <+sd> <Colour> Haha love the cli is a waste of time one <+sd> <sysadmin> CLI is a waste of time <+sd> <sysadmin> And I been in the field for a decade | xe0n | 2021-10-27 06:51:04 CDT |
| 227 | 0 | 0 | Jaelae> it was the only one i could find that would fit my skinny spot | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-02-05 12:28:51 CST |
| 483 | 0 | 0 | <signalblue> why is IIS shit <signalblue> oh wait IIS is not shit <signalblue> my firewall is not setup correctly | xe0n | 2021-10-27 17:21:54 CDT |
| 228 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <nullrend> to be fair most of the time if you don't see the GUI on a Windows install it usually means there's something wrong <+Hunterkll> @nullrend .... what? that means someone did it *right* | xe0n | 2021-02-09 03:50:43 CST |
| 485 | 0 | 0 | [2021.10.29.01:16:08] <yuken> I think I'd qualify as a "twink" if I lowered my body fat percentage, but eh. I don't think I stand out enough to be OnlyFans worth. | xe0n | 2021-10-28 10:16:48 CDT |
| 232 | 0 | 0 | CheckYourSix> Are there publicly searchable logs for this channel on the internet? | jimender2 | 2021-02-23 19:06:46 CST |
| 233 | 0 | 0 | < APottedPlant> yall know that feeling when you have to poo really bad | nobyk | 2021-02-25 09:16:15 CST |
| 490 | 0 | -1 | +sd <sysadmin> Hobadee_: As of 2005, the term FSMO has been deprecated in favour of operations masters Hobadee_ (irc): sysadmin, OMFG! Can people stop renaming everything!? I have a hard enough time remembering all the damn terms as it is! | signalblue | 2021-10-29 13:29:52 CDT |
| 492 | 0 | 0 | <CptLuxx> good thing about puking | HurdyGurdyBurdy | 2021-10-30 18:41:37 CDT |
| 496 | 0 | 0 | <+sd> <Lancehead> Also, @ SirSceptalot, can you mail me a large sheet metal penis? For wall decoration? | csws | 2021-11-02 04:07:22 CDT |
| 241 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d_> <jkdjeff> I love yubikeys but people lose them at a ridiculous rate <+Hunterkll> i've yet to lose one, myself <+s-d_> <jkdjeff> well, we've established that you're perfect in every way, so | xe0n | 2021-03-11 23:37:30 CST |
| 498 | 0 | 0 | <teh_f4ll3n> you gonna lick it while it's on? :D <PublicWiFi> ill lick you senpai | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-02 07:49:43 CDT |
| 243 | 0 | 0 | <bdenlinger> I mean, exposing 3389 to the internet isn't the dumbest thing... I've seen today. | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-03-12 09:03:52 CST |
| 244 | 0 | 0 | <SAGC> Never fucking again though. | NROL-39 | 2021-03-15 17:08:21 CDT |
| 245 | 0 | -3 | <hackerman1337-xo> Tom Anderson you can print up t-shirts "I visited $OrgName and all I got was this lousy brand" 11:03 AM or "$OrgName has a serious *branding* problem" | jimender2 | 2021-03-17 10:07:31 CDT |
| 246 | 0 | 0 | <polar_> disregard phone, acquire tendies | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-03-17 10:12:46 CDT |
| 503 | 0 | 0 | <PublicWiFi> am I not normal? | csws | 2021-11-03 08:27:59 CDT |
| 249 | 0 | 0 | 21:10:34 <+s-d> <Hotmess> huh guess i was wrong. last i heard the secret service were after them for creating their own currecny | d1 | 2021-03-24 21:15:34 CDT |
| 507 | 0 | -5 | <xe0n> okay im out | SirSceptalot | 2021-11-04 09:14:35 CDT |
| 254 | 0 | 0 | <+s-d> <felda> I'm golfing at a 9 hole club in town that has no practice range. <+s-d> <felda> The other problem is I'm a lefty, but I learned to golf with a right handed set because lefty sets are more expensive. | xe0n | 2021-04-06 08:26:04 CDT |
| 510 | 0 | 0 | <+sd_> <felda> Does anyone here happen to know how much it costs to get tested for autism as an adult? | xe0n | 2021-11-05 09:36:41 CDT |
| 255 | 0 | -1 | csws> my master is down right now due to a fire tho lol | grumplestiltzkin | 2021-04-06 11:37:17 CDT |